Women can be forever alone too anon. ;-;

No, you are not truly lonley if you are non virgin

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Well sure they can, if they're 200+ pounds, don't wash or shave and blame everything on the patriarchy

>>25564546
The main thing I see is that at no time was there two people on the right side. At least the girl gets to spend time with other people. Hell, she's probably going to lord over having a "hot guy" at her place last night while her friends didn't have anybody.

>>25564724
>...friends...

Heh.

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>>25564701
Stop fatshaming you privileged cis scum white man.

>>25564771
Oh noes! Beta women can get companionship with the opposite sex (known as Chad) even for a moment. While Beta men can't.

FUCK OFF SLUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25564546
Except the girl isn't alone because they're going to grab a coffee tomorrow

What if you're a female neckbeard like me and you just fucking hate everyone so you don't want to spread your legs?

>be lonely
>everyone fucking sucks, including myself

wat do?

>>25565036
>willfully being lonely
Yeah not the same you dumb bitch.

>>25564546
guys can do the same by letting a girl use him for his money

take the girl out so she can get free food

take her on shopping sprees

listen to her talk about her boyfriend

don't complain because you get companionship

any guy could give his money to a girl for her attention. therefore, men cannot be robots.

>>25565036
>wat do?
Post neckbeard

>>25565059
but even if I wanted a bf I couldn't get one. I'm a hambeast with bad teeth. The last guy I liked was into stick thin asian girls who looked like they were 12.

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>>25565036
>female neckbeard
is your beard thicker than mine?

>>25565138
>hambeast
Your fault. Eat less

>>25564546
I see this is a clever edit of the earlier version of that comic. Well done OP. I nearly posted a rant.

>>25565158
eating is the only thing that makes me happy tho

>>25565200
Eat low carb low fat meals

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>>25565200
>"eating makes me happy"
>"tfw no bf"

get these dubs.

>>25565256
It's a vicious cycle tho.

no bf makes me sad

I eat because happy

no bf because eat

~end haiku~

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>>25564546

That picture is bullshit, pic related

>>25565305
You are a degenerate without an ounce of willpower. With your female body, 75% of robots could pass as normies and have amazing sex lives. But you are shit, reject company and then complain of loneliness. Truly, women are but oversized children.

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>>25565355

>female

Whew lad

>>25565395
Sry bloke, cant h8 if no strawman

>>25565138
You can't blame a guy for liking cute girls but they would still date you I'm sure. At least people on your league would.

>>25565305
can't you take up videogames or something

videogames and shitposting make me happy

do these instead of eating

I've been hungry an hour so far, and maybe in another hour I'll actually bother to eat something.

it helps if you don't keep quick junk food around and have to take the effort to prepare some kind of actual meal

>>25565429
>You can't blame a guy for liking cute girls
>but you can blame a girl for liking chads

If "forever alone" correlates with "forever a child", then yes, your sarcastic implication of women being unable to be forever alone is correct, while a "forever alone" guy will never outgrow his diaperial mindset.

>>25565334
>something is bullshit unless I'm victimized by the bane of my existence
Get your narcissism treated.

>>25565429
I get really anxious when I play video games for some reason. I feel like Im becoming trapped in a different world or that I'm isolated from everyone else. I like the internet or online games better because everyone's there and I don't feel so alone.

I just wish I could be a pretty Macross idol anime girl. I spend most of my time in my head with my husbando harem pretending I am in a loving relationship. Escapism is OP.

I don't have the motivation to lose weight. If I just do it for a guy, I feel like I should be doing it for myself instead or I won't be truly happy.

>>25565429
I don't blame him, I wouldn't date me if I were him. I'm not at my best at all.

>>25565480
if she is also gorgeous then you cant. Problem is hambeast doing so

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>>25565480
>You can't blame a guy for liking cute girls

need to point this out:
>not liking landwhales =/= liking only cute girls

being skinny doesn't make you automatically cute, you would be surprised to the number of men who settle for ugly chicks even average looking men, you can probably find men who settle for fat chicks too if you search.

>>25565334
Check the picture again.

>>25564546
>someone actually spent time drawing this

That's the most pitiful thing I have seen on /r9k/ today.

>>25565482
I don't get you Doj. Why are you even here, are you a troll?

>>25566040
Being part of conflict is a good medium for self exploration.

>>25565036
I like your way of thinking, now you are my best friend

>>25566073
Fascinating! The tripfag has migrated further than expected. It seems a tripfag must secure validation through multiple threads! Truly they are a pitiful beast.

>>25565200
Do drugs like a normal person then

fembots get fucked and chucked because they are going after chads which are out of their league

>>25566119
I post in many threads, yes, if you haven't noticed. Welcome to /r9k/.

>>25565138
>I'm a hambeast with bad teeth.

Oh no! Things that can be changed with the slightest shred of willpower and self-improvement. Whatever shall you do?

>>25566176
Remarkable that this magnificent creature, the tripfag, is so defensive but yet refuses to leave. What has caused this mass migration? Explorers note: I may be providing validation by giving the tripfag food in the form of (you)'s. Perhaps avoid such means of communication.

>>25566225
Yawn, another robot who thinks he's so clever. You're not being very creative, it's getting old fast, you know.

>>25566225
You're funny. You should get a trip as well and make a Youtube series about observing, harassing and ridiculing trip users.

>>25565482
Doj why do you always have the dumbest fucking opinions on things? I remember you got BTFO when I proved that guys who use emojis get laid more often.

Women are mentally children. Why do you think everyone sees current western feminism as a joke?

>>25566257
It seems a tripfag has, once again, masqueraded as an Anonymous. Perhaps they think we are so stupid as to fall for such pitiful tactics?

>>25566266
Ah the infamous "no u" only in a sarcastic tone to appeal to the other tripfags of the herd. Le sarcasm is the mating call I've read. Let's see if another tripfag will head the call and begin the circlejerk.

>>25565355
>You are a degenerate without an ounce of willpower.
>2016
>having willpower
>believing in yourself
>having anyone believe in you
It almost sounds like you're a successful normalfag, what are you doing here senpai?

>>25564546
if you're fucking Chad instead of dating robots complaining about being forever alone (and splitting the bill), you are not forever alone

>>25566328
I would have thought you would be autistic enough to keep your eye on the posters count and noticed it went up by one. But, yes, apparently you are pretty stupid. You're not even making a good impression of nature documentaries.

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>>25564546
lets fix this shit

>>25566297
Getting blown the fuck out is a social construct based on subjectivity.

Of course more socially expressive people will use emojis more, who are the same people who get laid. It's pure coincidence.

>>25566328
I'm serious. I think there's big entertainment value in that.

>>25566382
The mating call has been heard! Unfortunately for the tripfag he is being defended by a lowly Anonymous. Let us observe the interaction that is soon to unfold.

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>weyman can also be alone
>hurr durr
>we're in the same boat here

>>25566420
The lonely neckbeard has activated his mental defenses! You will observe that he is now preparing for his battle cry, "samefag! samefag!" It is a unique technique, which unfortunately is not very likely to survive for the next generations, as this particular creature is unlikely to ever breed.

>>25566479
How the infamous "no u!" resonates through the all of the tripfags and tripfag defenders. Truly they posses no other defense mechanism.

>>25565059
If you really want to be a normalfaggot, you might want to consider fucking off from here as soon as possible.

>>25566073
>constantly reiterating your worldview is somehow "self exploration"

>>25566225
>what is then reddit exodus
this board is dead.

>>25566257
Yawn, another robot who thinks he's so clever. You're not being very creative, it's getting old fast, yo.

>>25566416
>Getting blown the fuck out is a social construct based on subjectivity.

Nah being BTFO is having your opinion proven objectively wrong.

>Of course more socially expressive people will use emojis more, who are the same people who get laid. It's pure coincidence.

Everything is coincidence. Statistics is literally happenings of coincidences boiled into numbers. That doesn't change the fact that you were part of those losers who say "oh my god why are you using emojis?"

When is someone who can draw going to fix that image?

>>25566360
>believing in myself
I said no such thing.

Willpower is willpower, simply that. Being able to run for 30 minutes once a day and not overeat, which is far more than what women do for themselves, doesnt even actually require real willpower anyway.

>>25566900
I tried to do it myself but this was the best i can do since i can't draw.

Guys can't be forever alone. Just hire a hooker.

>>25566451
These aren't even really high standards.

>be a nice person
>have a nice face
>have a healthy weight
>can cook

The rest is just a matter of equal interests.

>>25566891
Those "statistics" would imply that any random sperg starts getting laid if he uses emojis, which is obviously false.

>>25567020
but what if you can't afford a hooker?

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>>25567001
Fucking damn it i forgot the image and now i have to come up with a bunch of original shit again.

>>25565305
Haikus have 3 lines, with 5 then 7 then 5 syllables baka

>>25567027
>bpd, adhd, depression, vaginismus
>attractive, interesting, intellectual, rich to go with her around the world, funny, cute, ignore her flaws
lmao

>>25567066
Now do something about the right side. Put in "guys can't be alone because you can always hire a hooker". Then come up with whatever you can think of.

>>25567192
Most of those are a bit subjective though. In the end she would probably settle for someone as long as he's not a fat autistic basement-dwelling NEET.

>>25567372
we know, we know women cant be alone
anything else ?

>>25567430
Well, if she gets desperate, she will even settle for the fat autistic basement-dwelling NEET. Statistically speaking, no matter how low you are, there is probably someone out there who will be desperate enough to settle for you.