How good at smash do I have to be to get my free esports whore

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>>25563854
I really just want a Cynthia.

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there's literally smash sluts

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>>25563910
Yeah, how good do I have to be to fuck some?
Like do bitches drop on Kage's dick or is 47 not good enough?

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>>25563984
I imagine there's still some sort of social order outside or rank. Like I can't imagine Abate doesn't get all the sluts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dMKnBDaskM

But like, If M2K can fuck chicks then obviously skill factors into it somehow.

>>25563863
who the fuck is this?
never heard of her

>>25564040
lol m2k smashes dat ass too if you no what im sayin.
>>25563854
Vanessa is unrealistically hot in comparison to zero

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>>25564088
Some slut who fucked M2K for twitter followers. She tried to cuck him so he dumped her and some pics and videos her sucking dick and getting fucked got leaked.

>>25564160
>m2k dumped her pics after she tries to cuck him
I love that man.
Are they pics of m2k fucking her?

I wanna be M2K when i grow up.

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Someone answer my question please. How good at melee do I have to be to get a gf or at least a slut?

>>25564172
I dunno if it was actually M2K or someone else. The dude leaked the pics on /v/ and left his character anonymous. There was a pic of her sucking a dick that I'll see if I can find and a video of her getting fucked.

The imgur gallery got deleted but most of the pics are at pinayhappysex DOT BLOGSPOT DOT COM, although shittily watermarked.

lol I doubt there are smash sloots.

I didn't know gitting gud at fighting games equals free vagina. Give me proof and I'll git gud at SF5, my footsies and zoning are godlike.

>>25564247
whats your main character and your backup?

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>>25564257
the guy in the op is this guy. How is that not proof?

>>25564283
I main Peach. I don't really have a secondary but I mess around with Fox and Marth a bit.

>>25564300
do you have any videos of you playing? i could give you some tips if i see your playstyle

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>>25564257
>lol I doubt there are smash sloots
Isn't the existence of this picture proof enough.

>>25564294
Is that Zero? I Sm4sh is shit tier. It's a new game so it probably has sum gurl gamerz xD, show me melee sloots. Playing smash 4 competitively to get laid is beyond pathetic.

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>>25564310
No sorry. I don't really need tips, though. I just want to know how good you have to be.

>>25564332
its ten times easier to get laid playing sm4sh 4.
Don't act like you have the skill to play melee.

Most faggots do not.

>>25564342
haha everyone needs to improve on melee, its a growing game.

your never gonna get far in such a big world if you have that attitude kiddo, if you want a girlfriend who likes you, your gonna need to keep up your performance so you win money and shit

>>25564314
This one looks really hot

>>25564332
If you want a melee slut you should start playing like right now. It takes awhile to get good, so if you start working this second you should have a qt gf in 2-3 years, assuming you have some natural skill, dedication, and even more skill.

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>>25564369
Just answer my question faglord. I can optimize my play myself. Just being inconsistent at Armada edgeguards has shot me up the PR.

>>25563854
Fuck off that isn't his gf
no way
nah

>>25564404
Doubt I'll ever get that good, I play Samus.

>>25564433
okay, have fun

god level because those are the ones that make the dosh

check deez quads

>>25564441
'eyy, same bro. You cool senpai. Would chill with/10

>>25564369

>this guy just called somebody kiddo in a thread about a children's videogame on a board frequented by losers on a japanese cartoon image board

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>>25564439
Yeah, I know. It really is proof that popularity is all you need.

>>25564439
they just got engaged boy.
You jelly?

Lmaooooooo what the fuuuuuck

hahaha /r9k/ you never fail to amuse me.

lets just say I'm a top 20 player. You have any idea just how funny this is

>>25564536
Top 20 in which game? This is important; I need to know whether to laugh at you or suck your dick.

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>>25564442
Fuck is it really limited to gods?
I was hoping it was top 20 because I'm 90% sure I can become better than shitters like Sfat.
>>25564511
I'm honestly slightly worried about what's going to happen to Zero once he realized she's a goldigger who has probably been cheating on him.

>>25564555
who knows hopefully she's not a Cynthia.
She seems pretty cool.
At least a much better person than cynthia

>>25564551
A game for six year olds that was only designed to be played at parties (no idea what kind of parties six year olds have though).

Melee

>>25564555
> I was hoping it was top 20 because I'm 90% sure I can become better than shitters like Sfat.

The delusion is real

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>>25564536
Wait fuck really?
Do you get free sluts?
Melee or Tr4sh (very important?

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>>25564511
>>25564491
>>25564555
FUCK
OFF
NO
I don't want to believe. I wont feel sorry for him onces he finds out she a gold digger anyway.

>>25564607
Melee as I said

>>25564536
Bullshit. I can't imagine any of the top 20 posting here except maybe Druggedfox. But you're not Druggedfox because he thinks everyone is trash.

>>25564603
Of the top 20 I could only really see KirbyKaze, SilentWolf, SFat, Leffen, and maybe Westballz and M2K coming on 4chan. I doubt that even if Westballz, KirbyKaze, or M2K came on 4chan they would go to /r9k/, so imo you must be one of SilentWolf, SFat, or Leffen.

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>>25564671
Fine. Ignore my comments on your tier being unmotivated shitters.

Do you get free sluts?

http://asiansauce.xyz/cynthia-bunnay/
Heres Cynthia being an absolute whore.

>>25563854
>wanting a man as your girlfriend

>>25564612
>i dont want to believe
Pure salt boy.
PURE SALT.

Either way he's getting pussy for playing a video game.
Doesn't matter if she cucks him or wants his money.

He could probably get more pussy just for killing people with shiek

Shit like this is the real proof of hypergamy. Ugly, fat, weird nerds can get attractive girlfriends if they are popular gamers. It's embarrassing.

>>25564689
> free sluts

I'm fairly successful with girls so I don't really try for sluts in the community - also we have close to zero girls in the European Community.

>>25564688
>>25564677
yeah keep trying I guess

>>25564744
women want guys who they see as superior to them.
REMEMBER THIS.
This is why zero is getting some nice pussy.

NEVER LET A BITCH THINK SHE'S BETTER THAN YOU.

>>25564754
Oh fuck off you're not Ice.
I don't get why you Yuros have such a boner for him anyway since you have Armada.

>>25564754
>EUROPEAN COMMUNITY
It's clearly leffen

>>25564555
Why do you think SFAT is bad? The Leffen money match? Leffen is top 5. Play any of those guys and they'll 4 stock you every match.

>>25564671
reveal yourself

>>25564772
I'm straight but, desu, I'd fuck ice. He's not unattractive and he can smash.

>>25564754
L E F F E N
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F
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archive this thread now

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>>25564789
I don't think he's bad, just that he doesn't care about optimizing his game or really improving. He's also been playing for like ten years. I get that attitude from most of the Norcal players except Laudandus, who has actually been drastically improving.

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>>25564386
>>25564314
M2K GOT KISSED BY THIS CHICK JUST FOR REKING NIGGAS

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>>25564863
Yeah but he fucked this.

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>>25564881
>fucked this
Supposedly.
Is this his big ol dick?>>25564342
also he was cucked and manipulated by her.
She's not cute anyway.

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>>25564934
>She's not cute anyway.
Is it bad that I think she's adorable?

If I keep git gud at CSGO do you guys think I could score sluts like these based dudes? Also I'm not fat.

>>25564966
Yes.
She literally put him in an open relationship.

She's trash

>>25564979

Well to be honest he's an idiot for getting attached to an obvious gold digging whore. When you're successful in something and getting money for yourself, you need to be understandably suspicious of any sudden relationships. Just think "would she still want me if I wasn't making bank beating up Italian plumbers in a vidya gayem?" and you have your answer.

>>25564863
ok she looked much better from the profile

>>25564976
You have to be a freak of nature to git gud at GO. Gitting gud at fighting games doesn't have to be a full time job. gitting gud at GO definitely is. Plus, you need good teammates.

>>25565019
>he's an idiot for getting attached to an obvious gold digging whore
He is diagnosed with autism.
He doesn't have the social reads to have predicted it.

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>>25564754
If you're Leffen I want you to know that your gf looks like a dude and you could do better.

If you're Armada then your gf is pretty decent so gj.

If you're Ice fucking quit so I can stop listening to all the Europeans jerking you off on /v/.

>>25565019
This is lol m2k we're talking about, king of the autisms.

>>25565027
what's GO?

>>25565084
Counter Strike Global Offensive

>>25565207
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

guys how2fuck falco? I main luigi

>>25565479
>I main luigi
why
nothing about that character is enjoyable except his wavedash

>>25565479
why are you asking for melee strats on /r9k/? There's youtube, smashboards, a melee facebook group, reddit. C'mon man.

>>25565591
because i'm casual as fuck and suck at anything else
>>25565665
robot means i have to be more creative with my shitposts

That looks just like my mates ting

How do you become gf of a League pro? I'm interested in one.

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>>25566074
why don't you date a cute smashboy instead (^.u.^)

>>25566074
because I'm inlove with Dyrus.

I don't even know why, he just looks like he'd give good cuddles and he seems like he wouldn't be a douchebag or aspie irl

plus he's tall