I love being a woman. I'm constantly surrounded by bodyguards

I love being a woman, too.

Good thread.

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Me too! It's like training wheels I never asked for and can't remove. Sure makes pedaling in a circle easy, tho!

>>25562759
i bet you won't say that again when you give a bearth

femanons were a mistake

I hate being a women. I hate being judge by superficial standards.

>>25562759
that's true only for hot girls which is way less then 50%
ugly and fat chicks have it worse then most failed normies and cyborgs
maybe even worse then some robots

>>25562759
Thank you for your sincerity.

Now, if you were so very kind AND GOT OFF MY BOARD, FAKIN NORMIEEEEE

>>25562759
Man I would destroy her face, damn this bitch is fine

>>25563079
So don't be fat, then.

I'll give you ugly chicks though.

>>25563079
Lose weight. It s really easy for women.

There, suddenly, 75% of women can easily have all of the shite stated above.

>>25562759
I guess that's great until women hit their mid 20s and their looks start to fade to the point where no man gives you any attention then you get fat and you settle down with a cuckold because you have no other choice. Yep, you sure rule this world.

>>25563079
I'm not hot.

I'm overweight and I have no chin. I have really bad acne. But that didn't stop my neighbor from volunteering to carry my new couch out three flights of stairs by himself. I tried to give him money, but he wouldn't accept it. He considered doing that for me his duty. He did it all because he believes helping a woman makes him a good person.

Being a woman fucking rocks!

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>>25563109
i am not chick and i am not fat
it's just my observation
observation and analysis is just my hobby

>tfw 135lbs 6'1 skelly

>>25563079

women have it easy mode

>>25563181
I didn't say you were a chick.

Your observations are wrong.

>>25563189
post that pic of ugly skeleton with chad

>>25563189
Gay men have it easier.

Fuck you for trying to ruin a good friendship. I hope that guy tells his friend you're cheating on him.

>>25563128
Yeah, but women suck at commitments and therefore rarely lose the weight.

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>>25563128
>implying I am digusting 3D female

>>25563079
>then
>then
It's not a typo anymore. You ACTUALLY think that "then" = "than". You're so fucking stupid, anon.

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>>25563231
>women suck at commitments
You rock, anon!

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>>25563260
ok than

>>25563260
>grammar nazis on r9k
baka pham

>>25562917
>giving a bearth

>>25562759
What does it feel like to look like this?

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>>25562759
STOP THIS LIE, WOMEN CAN BE LONELY TOO

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>>25563958
The girl's "failed life" is the average guy's relationship with a girl. Except hed have to fork over half his paycheck to have his girlfriend sleep with him and she'll use it to leave and spend it on clothes or flirting with other guys until she meets someone who seems better off.

"I have to open my legs" and someone came and fucked you.

If a guy did that, he'd be arrested for public indecency and go onto the watchdog website as a sex offender.

You can only have sex as a guy when your girlfriend wants too.
You cant just demand sex, shit doesnt work that way.

Literally all you have to do as a woman is walk up to any guy you find sexually attractive and say "Hi I like you want sum fuck?" and as long as youre at least a 5 like 90% of guys would fuck you.
Probably 50% of them would date you just so they dont have to be alone and they know they can easily use you as a cumdump whenever they feel like.

You seriously fail at life if you dont do this and bitch about muh attention.
I can do this and im not even pretty and im a trans girl.
If I was actually a woman and super hot, I could easily use any man I wanted really.

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>>25562759
I love women, but I don't think I would wanna be one.

>>25562842
Daily reminder that doj isa white knight cuckboy faggot

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>>25562759
do you like being a woman when you can't be independent in your life because you can be raped alone in the street, you don't have enought strength to do things that men can do, you are not brave enought to do things that men can do.

>>25563958
for me is ok, I don't need more, I'm a man, which is the difference with women

>>25563368
nazis are in all 4chan. go to reddit cuck

>>25562759
bird in a gilded cage

>>25564392
gilded? worse

>>25562759
Enjoy it while it last. Your looks are going to fade sooner or later