Do black robots really exist? If so prove it with a greentext story.

How to be a block robot.

> Like anime that isn't DBZ.
> Stop acting like a thug.
> Stop hanging around other black people.

That's all it takes. women are only attracted to black people who fit the stereotype.

>>25562626
People of all races, religious views, political views, countries, ages and sexual orientations can be robots. As long as they're males.

>>25562777
this tbqh senpaitachi

If you're black but act like a skinny white boy, you'll get treated as such.

>>25562626
Kent familia

>stop by burger king this morning
>laquesha and tyrone is there
>"yoo is that nigga teetee he aint been here in a minute"
>i flash a half-hearted gang sign
>"why so shady nigga why you lookin all down and shiiet mothafucka this aint no memorial service nigga shiet"
>i am sad because i'm thinking of my dad (he just passed, he was a great dad)
>trying to avoid these fellow blacks i walk up to the register and ask for a burger with cheese
>"yooo that nigga be weak el em ay o aint even orderin thems fried chicken, shakin my daaym head" is heard from behind me
>when my burger is ready i walk outside and get on my bike (birthday present from my dad)
>on my way home i spot a fly ass white girl and i holler at her, just saying "yo"
>she looks at me and her eyes light up
>i then say "you look very nice, what's your name?"
>a look of disgust appears on her face and she walks away
>defeated, i get back on my bike and ride it home
>go inside my house where my mother and sister is cleaning
>i quietly make my way past them to my room
>finally, back in front of my computer
>go on 4chan
>see this thread

>>25562626
>guy in my English class
>bus 3ds when it first come out
>he talks about start fighter and kid iccarus all the time
>wears a jacket, that thinking back reminds me of Michel Jackson's although could also be a euro soccer jacket
>he plays monster Hunter
Basically he was into Nintendo alot

I also knew another guy who went to a private school with me for a while.
His mom was white but his dad was fresh from some African country.
He also was into Nintendo, he got a Wii when it first came out and let me come over and play it.
He played golf and was thought of as a young tiger woods.

I've had two black teachers who I've thought of as robot teir.
One was a health teacher, he met my parents in Africa apparently when I was little(small world).
And another who was a leveraging teacher, who had odd tenancies and was not very vocal about the requirements in each project, and would laugh alot because of misunderstandings. He both teachers had 1970's tier glasses similar to urckle.

>>25563321
Programming teacher*

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>>25563126
Holy shit man is this real? Sorry to hear that.

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>>25563126
You sound like a nice guy. I'd be your friend if I could.

>Been on 4chan since I was in middle school
>Diddled as a kid
>If not for that I'd be a khv just like everyone else
>Day consists of going to class, coming home, browsing 4chan, playing vidya, and occasionally looking at benchmarks/tech articles, fapping, then passing out at 2 or 3 AM
>Literally haven't had a friend since 5th grade, only person I have any sort of relationship with outside of class is my little sister
>Typical anti-social loner college kid
I used to think this was pretty common not just on /r9k/, but on 4chan as a whole, but then I realized most of the people here are just normalfags pretending to fit in.

>>25563126
Rest in peace, I'll pray for your father anon :-)

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>>25563126
Sorry you're held back by your race.
>she looks at me and her eyes light up
I don't know that feel.

>>25563745
>Diddled as a kid
Explain

>>25564184
It's not really anything special, I had a shitty older sister, she was a cunt that happened to be a pedo, I got the worst of it.
As far as I know, she's molested/abused at least 4 other kids besides me, including my little sister.
I can't even bring myself to care anymore, she's just some alcoholic nutcase anyways, I'm just counting the days until she kills herself.
I'm sure I'll follow soon after.

>>25564276
Sucks. Don't kill yourself though stick around a while longer. A blackbot is no threat to the world.

>>25564573
>Someone on 4chan trying to dissuade a black person from killing themself
Is it opposite day?

>>25563126
Sound like you made this shit up

>>25564573
>A blackbot is no threat to the world.
Don't TELL it that.

>>25564850
I'd rather put up with a million blackbots than a single name/tripfag.

>>25562777
>>25562932
Speak for yourselves. I get tons of attention from hispanic and black girls. I'm just too fucking awkward and boring to do anything about it.

>>25564949
>I'd rather put up with a million blackbots
What if they turn... Carnivorous.

>>25565022
they'd only eat kfc, we're safe tripfag

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>>25565097
>tripfag
Not even an ad hominem, your argument ruined you.

>>25565097
Wait. You weren't who I replied to originally. Shit.
Shame upon my ancestors, I rescind my attempt to BYTFO.

>>25565097
Do you even know what a tripfag is?

>>25565625
They made a mistake, happens to most.

>>25562777
>black
>like semi-popular anime like death note, code geass, berserk, and great teacher onizuka
>don't have any black friends

Am I good enough?

>>25564996
If you didn't get laid, it doesn't count. Shut up bro lol.

I knew three of them in high school.
A weeb, an autist, and a guy with severe anxiety issues.

>>25566832
You sojnd like me 5 years ago
Except I was 14 and didn't listen
Quit anime NOW and go back to spoers and socializing.
You don't want to end up with a BBC and god tier body but crippling autism and depression cus you've wasted your youth indoors.

>>25567116
I'm a 3 in 1 package

>>25563126
>approaching women in public
>had a good relationship with father
>father gave him gifts
>has loving mother and sister
Fuck off you normie faggot.
Dad and mom tried to kill me at 16. Brother tried to kill me at 17.
Only gift I ever got was 2 broken arms and a 6 month retreat and child services

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>Be blackie
>Decide to low dosage redpill female friend
>Tell her about the refugee shit and how the media is trying to incite a racewar
>"Wow anon, you're the first black guy I've met that isn't a liberal"
Also whenever we hang at her house her mom does funny things. Like we were all sitting on the couch and she makes room for me on a different couch. Shit was pretty cash.

>>25562626
OG blackbot reporting in
Disregard all the failed tryones and Gambino's ITT

>never approached women
>so ugly they never put me in school yearbook
>kicked out of family at 15
>diagnosed schizoid and mdd
>tried university
>dropped out
inb4 just become Kanye, bro! XD

>in university
>roommates are all white Stacie's and Indian Chad's
>Chad and other Chad's once had big party with legit Russian Ballerinas
>I tried to dress nicely and make my way to the sink to get water
>music literally scratched out and they glared at me like some freak
>went back to room and hopped out window to get McDonald's water

>wear hoodies all the time cus I hate eye contact
>Hope I cross a Zimmerman one day who ends my pain

>no friends ever
>only me and my cat

>on so many meds rn that I can barely tell when I'm not dreaming

End me

>>25567724
>having female friends
>going over to female house
>being introduced to female's parents

Why the fuck are so many normalfags on this board?

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>>25567778
>ugly and black
I know senpai, I know. Fuck the world.
>>25567799
I'm pretty fucking cyborg. I'd be a normie if I gave a damn about all the shit they like but I don't. Normies bore the everloving crap out of me and most of them are liberal minded dickheads. I also hate drinking.

>>25567839
>cyborg
Aka special snowflake normie
>I'm not like other normies hehe~

You'd fit in with that God awful blackbot Skype group.
All those faggots have gf's, or fwbs, or hook up with girls at bars and have goals and ambition.
You're only a "blackbot" because you like non DBZ anime and go on 4chan.
You can navigate the normal world just fine, and you even admitted if you pretend to like normie shit, you'd be in with them.

Please fuck off

>>25567998
>All those faggots have gf's, or fwbs, or hook up with girls at bars and have goals and ambition.

I have none of those and I also have autism

I'm kind of too lazy to greentext properly right now.
>be me
>grew up in middle class family, even my extented family is middle class
>everyone is well educated and doesn't speak Ebonics or commit crimes etc
>attended private schooling my whole life
>can only relate to other well educated black people which is rare
>was bullied all through out school because it was mostly a white school
>develops serious social problems because of this
>I have always had more alternative tastes in things
>I haven't had a friend since 5th grade
>I cant relate to normal people at all
>Have a really quiet voice and don't really speak ever due to going years without having anyone to talk to outside of my family
>really ugly and black female

Idk there's more I guess but it doesn't matter. I have clinical depression and severe anxiety and all that robot stuff.

>>25567839
No, you don't know.
You have female friends and you've met their parents.
I get cops called on me when I'm sitting in a park with my cat.
Female doctors even ask for a male nurse or security guard to hang around because I'm so fucking hideous.
Fuck you

>>25567998
Oh my, you seem angry. Do you wanna talk about it?

>>25568065
>You have female friends
>Friends
*Friend
And it wouldn't go anywhere even if I wanted it to anymore.

>>25568056
>female
There's the door.

>>25562626
There is nothing to prove. I'm a 24 KHV, college dropout, never had a friend and who's on r9k.

>>25568056
Literally me except I'm male and public school, and no friends since preschool before I got to transferred to white preschool

>tfw you accidentally told someone your dad was a doctor
>YOUR DAD IS DOCTOR DRE?!?!

When will it end?

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>>25563126
hang in there bb

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>>25562626
>be half nigger
>dad is a lawyer so don't have to worry about money
>mom is a nig nog bitch
>go to private school
>only around whites and sometimes shitskins
>make few friends
>all of them white
>become intimated by niggers
>become frothing weeb in high school
>lose friends
>no friends in college
>don't know how to interact with people
>everybody expects me to act like the so called "funny" blacks on twitter
>mfw

>>25563745
This brings up a good question.
Tell me anons, would you rather be khn, or a molestation victim (of your preferred sex)?

>>25568120
I've been posting on 4chan since 2007. I don't intend to leave. I'll always be a loser. Men don't approach me anyway so it's like I'm not even a female.

>>25568195
I'd rather be dead.

>>25568195
I'd rather be dead or never have been born.
When's that ww3 starting so I can throw myself into the line of fire?

>>25568196
Will you be my gf?
Or at least talk to me?

Women can't be robots nor welcomed here.
Any guy here would gladly be your bf

>>25568102
>friend
>even having one friend
>having a female l friend

Fuck off

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>my friend LIKES you! Tee hee!
>No...just no
>why is HE here?
>so fucking creepy
>dude, you never talk
>Tyrone and Shaquanda fuck with you HARDER than they would fuck with a white nerd
>anon you suck at sports, you're not even black
>white people treat you like a talking dog when you demonstrate you have an IQ above room temperature

The grass is never greener

>mfw

>>25568415
Saying something online isn't the same as doing it in real life. I've met people I've met online in real life before and they all thought I was too depressing or ugly to want to stay in a relationship with me.
These weren't normies either. So no I don't care to speak to people online anymore.

>>25568529
>>white people treat you like a talking dog when you demonstrate you have an IQ above room temperature
>>room temperature

I lel'd

>>25568529
>>you're not even black
>>dude, you never talk

I felt

I wish I had a blackbot friend who understood what it's like to be constantly called "not even black" or just to play vidya with

>tfw all the """ blackbots """ you talk to online all have hooked up and are charismatic af

>>25568561
Thanks for giving up on me before even trying.
Just another female who's lonely out of choice.
Keep waiting for Chad, fucking cunt

>tfw never known a black person
>tfw my only of them is black lives matter chimp-outs and rap music which seems to be mainly about selling drugs and killing people
>tfw becoming racist because of this

i don't want to be this way

>>25567618
You're right except I'm 22. I'm lonely as fuck and going insane. But it's not because of anime or games, I just lost all motivation to go outside.

Also black Arab, not just black. That BBC is not mine :(

>>25568762
whoops... only perception of them*

>>25568704
I don't even want a boyfriend, anon. I have no sexual drive so I don't see the point. The only thing I really want is female friends who like loser things at this point in my life. I'll be 24 soon and there's no point to date unless I'm going to get married and I don't want to so.

>>25568776
Having a BBC and being a robot is hellish.
>never get to use it
>public boners are seen by everyone
>can't wear sweatpants cus dick imprint
>jacking off is a task
>escort says it's too big and takes my money and leaves

What's a Muslim doing on 4chan btw?

>>25568817
>>>/cgl/
>>>/lolcow/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/
Plenty of female friends to be found there
Leave my board

>>25568940
>tfw teenage summerfags come in and say you have to leave because they're male when you've been lurking for almost 10 yrs

>>25568940
I don't use any of those sites. I have issues with talking to people even online so until I can get over that I won't have friends. I lurk /cgl/ sometimes but they're pretty racist over there too.
>>25568968
This desu.

>>25568762
>becoming racist
Y'know? Not really. The world'll try and make you stoop to believing that though. Honestly? it's just common sense.

Statistically, and with logic the most glamorized and the most advertised are clear indications of the majority. And to have distasteful opinions about a majority of a group shouldn't be labeled anything else but what it is.
Anything else in those groups are just anomalies from the source code.

I'm a black robot. AMA
>Grew up getting repeatedly bullied
>Didn't hit any relationship milestones
>Even if I had the chance to hit those I had the strictest house that was almost as bad as school was
>Somehow scrape together a few friends in middle school
>Some new faggot joins the group
>One day when cutting through the faggots yard he sucker punches me and runs into his house before I beat his ass
>Pussy says he won because his eye ain't black tho
>These "friends" knew he was planning it the whole day and didn't tell me a thing
>From then knew that nobody could be trusted and don't talk to anyone
>This continues through highschool to where I am now
>A white black guy with no friends or love life
>People are disappointed I'm not tyrone

>be me
>be 20
>university student, average grades
>look average, /fa/ on point tho
>can't look anyone in the eyes or I'll sperg the fuck out due to being bullied on ms/hs
>can't uphold basic conversation as every sentence has to be evaluated in an extensive summit between my hemispheres
>people think I'm an extravert cool stereotypical halfnigger a la high school musical
>am not
>I attract and repel

mfw

>>25568907
>escort says it's too big and takes my money and leaves
Are you kiddin and how big are we talking?

>What's a Muslim doing on 4chan btw?
Planning world domination through the beta uprising. Both Robots and Muslims hate western society.

jk I'm Arab but not Muslim

>>25569213
It's 9", not sure what the circumference is tho.

Are you Somalian or something?
Northern Africa?

>>25569181
>/fa/ on point tho
Immediately disqualifies you from robothood

Ugly and shy autists who try hard to look fashionable are so fucking pathetic

>>25568968
>>25569042
>implying I'm a teenager
>implying women have ever been welcome on 4chan
>bragging about how much time you've wasted online
>being this much of an attentionwhore
>samefagging this blatantly
>being a niggress
>not killing yourself or posting tits

Done with this board.
/int/ is the only true 4chan board left
Don't follow me

Mixed race but been treated like I'm black for my life since lolonedrop.

I'm 24, virgin, NEET, I hardly ever leave my house, have only a few friends, massively into video games, scared of leaving my house as well as meeting and interacting with people.

>>25569369
4chan has always had a small but prominent and welcomed female population, of course you'd have to not be a newfag to know this, but by all means go to int where you will find your same problem

the "older virgin, woe is me, all women are whores, feel bad for me" meme is relatively new

>>25569296
>It's 9", not sure what the circumference is tho.
Jesus Christ that's porn-tier what the fuck.

>Northern Africa?
Yeah, Egyptian. You? Or are you just an American with unknown ancestry?

>>25567665
Are you Killua?

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>>25569512
Do NOT talk about Killua or I will end you.

>tfw black
>tfw likes trains

>>25562777

I literally have 1 black friend. he's a big fan of NGE. I've pretty much never really had black friends except when I was kid. kinda off topic but why do black homeless people always ask other black people for change and money.

>walking to train station in DC to go home
>hey man! can I get 50cents for the bus
>don't carry cash so no
>hey man I'm hungry can I get like $5
>keep walking
>hey man can I get some spare change

just because we are both black doesn't mean I feel more sympathy for you.

>>25569512
Lel, I wish
HxH is my favorite animu tho
>ywn watch Gon, Killua, Kurapika, Leorio, and Hisoka save the world again
JUST

>>25568762
This all day. Blackbots, I want to love you but it is so hard. Not knowing one single black person certainly doesn't help.

>>25569504
See, I never knew my donger was big until mu first escort.
I always assumed it was small or average.
But she couldn't even get her mouth 1/3 down without choking.
Bitch pulled a ruler out and measured it...
But it's pretty useless since I have to pay to use it and I'm never gonna get a gf

And I'm Kenyan!

Tbh, I kinda want to go to Japan and make BBC porn

>>25570228
Are you a qt grill?
Even if you're a guy, I'd talk to you.

One question though, why do robots/white guys in general see or hear about a black dude and immediately think about his dick?
I only ask cus my number is saved as BBC on 5 dude's phones and they constantly ask about my dick in front of their girlfriends when they're drunk or high.
????

>>25570276
Not a qt girl unfortunately, also don't really have the social skills to outright start talking to someone, catch 22 of racism I guess...

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>>25570032
>anomalies

>>25570202
>tfw ywn be attractive, self-confident, and powerful like Hisoka

>>25562626
>be half black half mexican
>my dad is a huge philanderer
>I'm one of like 10 or 11 kids, only 1 of 3 by my mom
>mom and dad got divorced
>mom treated me like garbage
>used to try to run from the belt and I'd get caught in the face
>she'd throw shit at me and make me go pick it up
>p-p-please d-d-don't throw more while I'm getting them
>cried really hard and bitterly to my father about how no one love me and that mom hated me
>she becomes a christian
>home life becomes good, she makes amends
>be a loser in middle school
>be bigger loser in a ghetto highschool
>enter highschool at 5'0 and a fat loser
>kids put a condom on my head in class
>eventually stop getting harassed and become 'the funny guy loser'
>exit highschool at 5'11, no job, no plans for the future, no gf ever
>mom and dad both disappointed in me
>stop talking to friends
>shitpost on chans for years
And here I am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djI6nc9EVMM

>this thread
>no josip on deck

>>25562626
I'm a black KHV.
But it's voluntary, some semen demon already tried to flirt with me but for some reason, I always sperg out.
>Tried to go in a bar
>a girl sitting on a near table came and told me her friend find me sexy.
>the whole female table giggle.
>Can't look at them, don't know if they're serious.
>Can't stop moving on my chair like some constipated fucker.
>Finally leave.
>The girl came behind me and asked me for my number
>Sperged out, ran like Bolt, almost got ran over by a car.

Now, I only hang near a forest, no succubi to make me lose control.
I have others stories as well (not with women, but way more autistic).
Want some ?

>>25570627
There are some similarities in our life stories bro. I felt safer at school than at home though, my mom sometimes acted like a fucking psycho.

How old are you and what are you doing in life?

>Be black
>around 6'5 in height and good at basketball
>big dick
>light skinned/mixed gf
If you want to be normal just get haircuts often, dress good and talk black, don't talk like a thug just don't talk like a fucking lame

>>25570692
25 and getting a job, it's not great but better than nothing of course
>my mom sometimes acted like a fucking psycho.
She's a total 180 on our old relationship, it's nice desu.

>>25570682
>is black
>hangs by a forest

Sounds like all right's in the world to me

>>25570735
Go fuck yourself
>>25570682
More stories pls

Both of you need to fuck off my board tho

>>25567778
>Indian Chad's
Does not compute, Indians can't be Chad.

>>25567998
Angry perma virgin spotted thinking he's only him and other autistic sperglords own this board.

Truly pathetic.

>>25570755
I kinda ended becoming a misanthrope. But except for some foxes, I've never met anyone else.

>>25570808
>Both of you need to fuck off my board tho
I won't tell stories to a meanie like you.
But if you stop being rude, I'll do it, ok ?

>>25568120
not her but as a quiet black grill i genuinely feel less normie than 95% of people i meet, not saying i'm a "robot" though

>don't know much about anime/comic books/video games
>it helps to like some/all of those things and be an unfashionable chubby reddit-using guy if you want to fit in and make friends as a cs/maths student
>black staceys try to talk to me then leave me alone when they realise i use my phone mostly as an alarm clock
>have to do a group project in third year of uni with no friends
>lecturer tells me i can try to find someone or just do it alone
>don't feel up to walking around during our lab and asking people if they need an extra person because that would just feel pathetic
>decide to do it alone
>get zero for the presentation part because i fucked up and left it too late
>now in fourth year
>closest thing to an irl friend is the retired maths professor that's doing a numerical computing project with me
>also voted for ukip and would have supported liberty gb if they had a candidate in my area

>>25570754
>it's not great but better than nothing of course
That certainly is true.

>She's a total 180 on our old relationship, it's nice desu.
Yeah, same here. I'm still on edge a lot but it's less severe than it used to be.

>>25570964
>Yeah, same here. I'm still on edge a lot
Sounds like you had it worse for me, at least it's better than it was hope things work out for you.

>>25562626
>ugly
>hideously skinny
>shot
>autism
>poor hygiene
>week jaw
>acne scars
>overly emotional
>stupid
>hate women
>hate normalfags

I think I belong here, the only thing keeping me from being a robot is the fact that I have a job, and I'm an idiot who spends his money on useless shit and has no concept of saving money. I remember reading a financial advice book in the 9th grade that basically said save 10% of every paycheck and I end up spending it all.

>>25571015
>Sounds like you had it worse for me
Don't know about that, but my mom was very fickle. She could just instantly snap from super sweet to banshee-screaming madwoman for no reason.

>at least it's better than it was hope things work out for you.
Yeah it's much better. Thanks!

>>25570935
I already wrote it, pls be gentle and I'll post it.
Or if someone else want an autistic chimp out story?

>>25571039
>She could just instantly snap from super sweet to banshee-screaming madwoman for no reason
For me it was I was the odd one out, the first one to get blamed constantly shit on and always get the worst end of punishments. Some verbal abuse too, found out later from chatting with my mom that she was basically the me of her brothers and sisters but I didn't get it worse than she got it from her mom, cycles of abuse can die down i suppose.

>>25571349
>For me it was I was the odd one out, the first one to get blamed constantly shit on and always get the worst end of punishments.
Aye, I know that feel very well. My little brother never got into trouble, no matter what he did. Instead, I was blamed because I was supposed to be his role model and therefore all his mistakes were on me. Shit's unfair.

>but I didn't get it worse than she got it from her mom, cycles of abuse can die down i suppose.
Oh yeah, my grandma allegedly would stick needles in my mom's skin and tongue when she was "naughty". I'm glad I was a generation after that. My kids will never be beaten unless they fuck up real bad.

>>25571343
Well, I'll post it even if the thread is dying :
>Be in university in biology
>First lesson of ethology, we will have to study an animal of our choice in the field (zoo).
>We have to makes groups, up to 6 people per group.
>See we can study alpaca.
>Love it, one of my most favorite animal, I was so glad.
>Decide to work on it with a friend.
>We decide to get 3 others guys that looks lost to work with us.
>They accept but didn't look convinced by the glorious alpaca.
>Then, the teacher begin to ask who gonna study what.
>After a while, see the three lads proposing to study some shitty monkey. The teacher was "ok, then group 5 will study thoses..."
>Felt betrayed, I shouted without thinking "no!", stood up and went right to the teacher, telling him they betrayed me and I want to study alpacas.
>The teacher didn't cared, asked me if I was sure to work on it with only my friend.
>He didn't mind so the teacher accepted it, but!
>Some lanky Chad that was in a group with a lot of qt said that it isn't fair, they also wanted to study it.

I'm raging just thinking about it, this faggot was with 4 qts, of course it wasn't fair!
>Then the teacher wanted us to use a coin to randomly attribute the alpaca to one of us.
>Went far past the limits, I began to chimp out "No, I don't care about thoses faggots, GIVE ME THE ALPACA".
>If I was white, I would clearly be red of anger.
>The guy began to talk, I went to him (I was standing up alone all this time while everybody else was sitting)
>When he saw me coming seriously at him (I lost control), he fortunately backed down and I could study my dear alpaca.

Fortunately, I'm 6'5 and been doing boxing for a while so he knew he couldn't use his Chad powers against me.

Nobody talked to me after this except my friend that almost died of laughter during that time.

>>25570855
This guy was
He was part Spanish tho.
He had at least 2 threesomes a week, not exaggerating

>>25570248
>See, I never knew my donger was big until mu first escort.
I hear a lot of big-dicks saying they thought it was small until their gf's eyes widened when she saw it. I just can't imagine how the fuck you can think it's small/average but I guess that's what happens when you have no comparison.

>never gonna get a gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5-P9v3F8w

Don't hate.

>And I'm Kenyan!
Living in Kenya or...?

>Tbh, I kinda want to go to Japan and make BBC porn
Kek at this weeb.

Just kidding I also want to go to Japan. I actually think white women are toppest-tier and I'd miss them, but I feel severely uncomfortable in my country. I think I'd love living in America or Japan.

>>25571798
>Aye, I know that feel very well. My little brother never got into trouble, no matter what he did. Instead, I was blamed because I was supposed to be his role model and therefore all his mistakes were on me. Shit's unfair.
Holy shit we're too similar.
>my grandma allegedly would stick needles in my mom's skin and tongue when she was "naughty"
I've never heard of this but it's very believable, I feel like people of that era just loved making up ways to punish kids, like every home was military camp, kneeling in grits and holding pails of water arms extended.
>My kids will never be beaten unless they fuck up real bad.
Same, same, it's the vindictiveness that really got me obviously the punishment doesn't fit the crime you're just taking out frustration with dad, or other things, on me.

Fairness and justice are two very important things kids experience and learn, you can't go hogwild on them for nothing it's a bad example and leaves them hopeless and skittish.

>>25571815
>Being an adult and getting this upset over an alpaca
If this isn't robotism I don't know what is

>>25568178
What race is your dad brah?

>>25571998
>If this isn't robotism I don't know what is
Well, alpacas are awesome, I would have reacted the same way with others cool animals like ostrich.
Sometimes, I feel normal but some others completely autistic.
I can have a breakdown if I see toilet paper on the wrong side or the toothpaste tube open.

>>25568178
You sound like a terrible person.

>on dating app
>no girl ever responds
>try messaging the 'I like black men' sluts
>they block you
I'm done
Anyone want a ride to the tailor? Getting my wizard robe made early

>>25567778
>music literally scratched out and they glared at me like some freak
Nah nigga that's a fight I don't give a fuck.
If I'm minding my own business in my OWN HOUSE and and a roommates guest there look at me like -I- don't belong I wouldn't be able to contain my inner nigger and I would chimp out on their rude asses.

>>25571994
>I feel like people of that era just loved making up ways to punish kids
African parents, man. I wouldn't be surprised if they had meetings to decide what child-torture methods were most effective.

>you can't go hogwild on them for nothing it's a bad example and leaves them hopeless and skittish.
That's my philosophy. Although a lot of westerners tend to go overboard with this, basically allowing their children to do a lot of shit because "kids be kids lol". I know a kid who beats his mother, and his dad allows it. I'm sure that's not a result of fair parenting.

I'm a black 27 year old kissless virgin recently turned NEET

That says enough

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Who here /rodeo/?
I didn't like it that much when it dropped, but I've been listening to it for weeks now.
Trav x Yeezy album when?

TPAB was garbage that only white people liked

>>25569042

Be my friend. I'm a black girl who has depression and psychological issues too.

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>>25572287
It's really time to put this stupid fucking meme in the trash.

It's way easier for a black to be a robot.

>white people think it's easy for black bots to be accepted by black normies
>white people think there's some massive group of girls fetishizing black men when the stats say white men are more likely to be fetishized
>tfw nignogs even get rejected by literal prostitutes ("sorry, no black men" on like 50% of ads)

>b-but you're black! all you have to do is embrace a life of crime and you're not a robot anymore?
JUST

>>25572425
Be my gf
I'm a black guy with depression

>>25572425
Sure, do you have a Skype or thow away?

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>>25572424
when the night caaaalls, we want money, we want hoes, we want alcohol

all these hundreds, all these thousands imma spend it all........

>>25572499
yes catch me at [email protected]

>>25572524
>dat Chief Keef verse
GIRL YOU KNOW IM FROM THE PROJECTS

Some faggot asked me to make a trailer for his movie, and it's all Rodeo tracks.
That hook on 3500 is just so fucking good

>mfw when it's a civil war reenactment film

>>25572363
>I know a kid who beats his mother
Fucking disgusting.

>>25572429

>black male most unwanted
>black female thirsty af

>>25572616
>That hook on 3500 is just so fucking good
Of course, Future never dissappoints mayne.

>>25572363
>African parents, man. I wouldn't be surprised if they had meetings to decide what child-torture methods were most effective.

Bruh, don't even get me started.
My parents must've just gone down the list of Geneva conventions and ticked off every torture method

>>25569042
>they're pretty racist over there too
Last time I hung out at the seagull board it seemed like insecure, jealous, needy gf central. Basically closet skanks who hate public skanks, still it was 60% chill.

>>25572674
Hook is actually by Trav, just heavily autotuned.
He sounds like Kanye on Impossible cus of his autotune

>>25572687
Oh look honey it's a how-to guide!

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>>25562626
I mean this femanon posts here and says she doesn't have friends so maybe? She has a qt nose though.

>>25572789
>dat Justice League: War poster
Shit taste confirmed
Young Justice or gtfo
>Flash poster
Definitely a slut
>Jew nose
Oy veyyy

>>25572755
No shit, really? I always thought it was Future damn.
Impossible was pretty good too, favourite track would have to be Oh My Dis Side.

Mostly just the first half though, the second half is shit.

>>25572844
Young Thug and Bieber made the second half awful

I liked Apple Pie and I Can Tell
The T.I. narration is so unnecessary

>>25562626
>be me in art class chillin with my "friends"
>qt3.14 comes over and starts chillin with us
>she likes me
>im being bullied by tyrone in next class
>"friends" bring it up almost everyday for the last 3 weeks of semester
>I once said I wss doing dribers ed next semester
>next semester
>shes in my class
>doesnt say sht too me and avoids me
>shit

>>25572429
More like 90% percent
Some fags on sp411 did an intense survey on escort ads

White guys can at least pay someone to fuck them, we can't.

>>25572897
>CALL YOUR FRIENDS, LET'S GET DRUUUUUUUNK!

Yeah fuck Maria I'm Drunk, always skip it because Young Thug and JB ruined that track. Fuck T.I too.

I think the only good featured rappers on that album were Future, Chief Keef, and Swae Lee.

>>25572424
I actually didn't like Rodeo. I only liked like 2 or 3 tracks. One of them being Apple Pie and that was mostly because it sounded like Meek's Amen. All in all I think that guy is super overrated. Not sure why people hype him up as much as they do. Especially not sure why Rihanna is letting him crush her puss, either.

One the other hand, I thought TPAB was a masterpiece, easily one of the best tracks in the last decade.

Actually pretty scared of what Kendrick's album will sound like. He's already done 3 classics back to back, like fuck.

On another note, anyone listen to the last Push album? Anyone else though it was pretty meh?

>>25573038
>I actually didn't like Rodeo. I only liked like 2 or 3 tracks. One of them being Apple Pie and that was mostly because it sounded like Meek's Amen. All in all I think that guy is super overrated. Not sure why people hype him up as much as they do. Especially not sure why Rihanna is letting him crush her puss, either.
>One the other hand, I thought TPAB was a masterpiece, easily one of the best tracks in the last decade.
>Actually pretty scared of what Kendrick's album will sound like. He's already done 3 classics back to back, like fuck.

>>>r/hhh
Never come back
Also, confirmed white boy

>>25572825
>Flash poster
>Definitely a slut
wut? I don't understand.
>>25572789
Where do people meet people here? Disclaimer: I don't have cool guy chat services like skype.
But I also don't see many meet and greet threads and yet people are always going on about their offline chats.

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>>25573154
There are /r9k/ meetups every now and then. Also email exchanges, usually throwaways.

Robots are actually pretty cool irl, they aren't freaks but the autism is apparent.

>>25568178
Kill yourself

flip-a-dip

>>25573204
>Attractive
>Female
>Claims to have no friends
>Posts on 4chan daily
She has to have some kind of serious mental illness

I'm a black cyborg. I have semi active social life but I'm paranoid that nobody really likes me. I also think about killing myself at least once a week for the past 8 years but I'm too pussy to do it.

>>25567778
> Indian Chad's

what da fug nigger u must be str8 trippin bux nood shamaloo

>>25573526
I'm interested in this phenomena.
How old are you?
Do you have any living family?
Do you have anyone you like/love?
Do you have a job?

I'm just wondering, why don't you say "fuck it all" and have one last big adventure and then kill yourself? Like take all your savings and go splurge in vegas and drug yourself to death or walk into a forest with deadly animals.

I don't know, just saying, why not.

>>25573762
>How old are you
22
>Do you have any living family?
Yeah but its just me and my mom really. She does a lot for me and really loves me but I don't love her desu. Dad was never in my life and I'm not close to the rest of my family. Plus I'm an only child.
>Do you have anyone you like/love?
I have a couple people I genuinely like being around but I don't really care for 99% of people I meet. I have sex regularly and have had a few girls say they love me but I didn't feel anything for them.
>Do you have a job?
I'm in my senior of college with decent grades in a major I really hate. I have a shitty part time job.
Like I said I'm just a huge pussy. I keep thinking that life will get better and sometimes it does but then I just keep being reminded that I don't really belong in this world.

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>>25571815
If you have BBC you can't be a robot

GET OUT

>>25574259
actually a robot with a BBC is cursed anon

cursed to know that you could actually be making a difference (if you catch my drift) if you weren't a robot.

at least the 2" innie robot knows that no one wants his shit anyways