>stop by burger king this morning >laquesha and tyrone is there >"yoo is that nigga teetee he aint been here in a minute" >i flash a half-hearted gang sign >"why so shady nigga why you lookin all down and shiiet mothafucka this aint no memorial service nigga shiet" >i am sad because i'm thinking of my dad (he just passed, he was a great dad) >trying to avoid these fellow blacks i walk up to the register and ask for a burger with cheese >"yooo that nigga be weak el em ay o aint even orderin thems fried chicken, shakin my daaym head" is heard from behind me >when my burger is ready i walk outside and get on my bike (birthday present from my dad) >on my way home i spot a fly ass white girl and i holler at her, just saying "yo" >she looks at me and her eyes light up >i then say "you look very nice, what's your name?" >a look of disgust appears on her face and she walks away >defeated, i get back on my bike and ride it home >go inside my house where my mother and sister is cleaning >i quietly make my way past them to my room >finally, back in front of my computer >go on 4chan >see this thread
>>25562626 >guy in my English class >bus 3ds when it first come out >he talks about start fighter and kid iccarus all the time >wears a jacket, that thinking back reminds me of Michel Jackson's although could also be a euro soccer jacket >he plays monster Hunter Basically he was into Nintendo alot
I also knew another guy who went to a private school with me for a while. His mom was white but his dad was fresh from some African country. He also was into Nintendo, he got a Wii when it first came out and let me come over and play it. He played golf and was thought of as a young tiger woods.
I've had two black teachers who I've thought of as robot teir. One was a health teacher, he met my parents in Africa apparently when I was little(small world). And another who was a leveraging teacher, who had odd tenancies and was not very vocal about the requirements in each project, and would laugh alot because of misunderstandings. He both teachers had 1970's tier glasses similar to urckle.
>Been on 4chan since I was in middle school >Diddled as a kid >If not for that I'd be a khv just like everyone else >Day consists of going to class, coming home, browsing 4chan, playing vidya, and occasionally looking at benchmarks/tech articles, fapping, then passing out at 2 or 3 AM >Literally haven't had a friend since 5th grade, only person I have any sort of relationship with outside of class is my little sister >Typical anti-social loner college kid I used to think this was pretty common not just on /r9k/, but on 4chan as a whole, but then I realized most of the people here are just normalfags pretending to fit in.
>>25564184 It's not really anything special, I had a shitty older sister, she was a cunt that happened to be a pedo, I got the worst of it. As far as I know, she's molested/abused at least 4 other kids besides me, including my little sister. I can't even bring myself to care anymore, she's just some alcoholic nutcase anyways, I'm just counting the days until she kills herself. I'm sure I'll follow soon after.
>>25566832 You sojnd like me 5 years ago Except I was 14 and didn't listen Quit anime NOW and go back to spoers and socializing. You don't want to end up with a BBC and god tier body but crippling autism and depression cus you've wasted your youth indoors.
>>25563126 >approaching women in public >had a good relationship with father >father gave him gifts >has loving mother and sister Fuck off you normie faggot. Dad and mom tried to kill me at 16. Brother tried to kill me at 17. Only gift I ever got was 2 broken arms and a 6 month retreat and child services
>Be blackie >Decide to low dosage redpill female friend >Tell her about the refugee shit and how the media is trying to incite a racewar >"Wow anon, you're the first black guy I've met that isn't a liberal" Also whenever we hang at her house her mom does funny things. Like we were all sitting on the couch and she makes room for me on a different couch. Shit was pretty cash.
>>25562626 OG blackbot reporting in Disregard all the failed tryones and Gambino's ITT
>never approached women >so ugly they never put me in school yearbook >kicked out of family at 15 >diagnosed schizoid and mdd >tried university >dropped out inb4 just become Kanye, bro! XD
>in university >roommates are all white Stacie's and Indian Chad's >Chad and other Chad's once had big party with legit Russian Ballerinas >I tried to dress nicely and make my way to the sink to get water >music literally scratched out and they glared at me like some freak >went back to room and hopped out window to get McDonald's water
>wear hoodies all the time cus I hate eye contact >Hope I cross a Zimmerman one day who ends my pain
>no friends ever >only me and my cat
>on so many meds rn that I can barely tell when I'm not dreaming
>>25567778 >ugly and black I know senpai, I know. Fuck the world. >>25567799 I'm pretty fucking cyborg. I'd be a normie if I gave a damn about all the shit they like but I don't. Normies bore the everloving crap out of me and most of them are liberal minded dickheads. I also hate drinking.
>>25567839 >cyborg Aka special snowflake normie >I'm not like other normies hehe~
You'd fit in with that God awful blackbot Skype group. All those faggots have gf's, or fwbs, or hook up with girls at bars and have goals and ambition. You're only a "blackbot" because you like non DBZ anime and go on 4chan. You can navigate the normal world just fine, and you even admitted if you pretend to like normie shit, you'd be in with them.
I'm kind of too lazy to greentext properly right now. >be me >grew up in middle class family, even my extented family is middle class >everyone is well educated and doesn't speak Ebonics or commit crimes etc >attended private schooling my whole life >can only relate to other well educated black people which is rare >was bullied all through out school because it was mostly a white school >develops serious social problems because of this >I have always had more alternative tastes in things >I haven't had a friend since 5th grade >I cant relate to normal people at all >Have a really quiet voice and don't really speak ever due to going years without having anyone to talk to outside of my family >really ugly and black female
Idk there's more I guess but it doesn't matter. I have clinical depression and severe anxiety and all that robot stuff.
>>25567839 No, you don't know. You have female friends and you've met their parents. I get cops called on me when I'm sitting in a park with my cat. Female doctors even ask for a male nurse or security guard to hang around because I'm so fucking hideous. Fuck you
>>25562626 >be half nigger >dad is a lawyer so don't have to worry about money >mom is a nig nog bitch >go to private school >only around whites and sometimes shitskins >make few friends >all of them white >become intimated by niggers >become frothing weeb in high school >lose friends >no friends in college >don't know how to interact with people >everybody expects me to act like the so called "funny" blacks on twitter >mfw
>my friend LIKES you! Tee hee! >No...just no >why is HE here? >so fucking creepy >dude, you never talk >Tyrone and Shaquanda fuck with you HARDER than they would fuck with a white nerd >anon you suck at sports, you're not even black >white people treat you like a talking dog when you demonstrate you have an IQ above room temperature
>>25568415 Saying something online isn't the same as doing it in real life. I've met people I've met online in real life before and they all thought I was too depressing or ugly to want to stay in a relationship with me. These weren't normies either. So no I don't care to speak to people online anymore.
>>25568704 I don't even want a boyfriend, anon. I have no sexual drive so I don't see the point. The only thing I really want is female friends who like loser things at this point in my life. I'll be 24 soon and there's no point to date unless I'm going to get married and I don't want to so.
>>25568776 Having a BBC and being a robot is hellish. >never get to use it >public boners are seen by everyone >can't wear sweatpants cus dick imprint >jacking off is a task >escort says it's too big and takes my money and leaves
>>25568940 I don't use any of those sites. I have issues with talking to people even online so until I can get over that I won't have friends. I lurk /cgl/ sometimes but they're pretty racist over there too. >>25568968 This desu.
>>25568762 >becoming racist Y'know? Not really. The world'll try and make you stoop to believing that though. Honestly? it's just common sense.
Statistically, and with logic the most glamorized and the most advertised are clear indications of the majority. And to have distasteful opinions about a majority of a group shouldn't be labeled anything else but what it is. Anything else in those groups are just anomalies from the source code.
I'm a black robot. AMA >Grew up getting repeatedly bullied >Didn't hit any relationship milestones >Even if I had the chance to hit those I had the strictest house that was almost as bad as school was >Somehow scrape together a few friends in middle school >Some new faggot joins the group >One day when cutting through the faggots yard he sucker punches me and runs into his house before I beat his ass >Pussy says he won because his eye ain't black tho >These "friends" knew he was planning it the whole day and didn't tell me a thing >From then knew that nobody could be trusted and don't talk to anyone >This continues through highschool to where I am now >A white black guy with no friends or love life >People are disappointed I'm not tyrone
>be me >be 20 >university student, average grades >look average, /fa/ on point tho >can't look anyone in the eyes or I'll sperg the fuck out due to being bullied on ms/hs >can't uphold basic conversation as every sentence has to be evaluated in an extensive summit between my hemispheres >people think I'm an extravert cool stereotypical halfnigger a la high school musical >am not >I attract and repel
>>25568968 >>25569042 >implying I'm a teenager >implying women have ever been welcome on 4chan >bragging about how much time you've wasted online >being this much of an attentionwhore >samefagging this blatantly >being a niggress >not killing yourself or posting tits
Done with this board. /int/ is the only true 4chan board left Don't follow me
>>25569369 4chan has always had a small but prominent and welcomed female population, of course you'd have to not be a newfag to know this, but by all means go to int where you will find your same problem
the "older virgin, woe is me, all women are whores, feel bad for me" meme is relatively new
I literally have 1 black friend. he's a big fan of NGE. I've pretty much never really had black friends except when I was kid. kinda off topic but why do black homeless people always ask other black people for change and money.
>walking to train station in DC to go home >hey man! can I get 50cents for the bus >don't carry cash so no >hey man I'm hungry can I get like $5 >keep walking >hey man can I get some spare change
just because we are both black doesn't mean I feel more sympathy for you.
>>25569504 See, I never knew my donger was big until mu first escort. I always assumed it was small or average. But she couldn't even get her mouth 1/3 down without choking. Bitch pulled a ruler out and measured it... But it's pretty useless since I have to pay to use it and I'm never gonna get a gf
And I'm Kenyan!
Tbh, I kinda want to go to Japan and make BBC porn
>>25570228 Are you a qt grill? Even if you're a guy, I'd talk to you.
One question though, why do robots/white guys in general see or hear about a black dude and immediately think about his dick? I only ask cus my number is saved as BBC on 5 dude's phones and they constantly ask about my dick in front of their girlfriends when they're drunk or high. ????
>>25562626 >be half black half mexican >my dad is a huge philanderer >I'm one of like 10 or 11 kids, only 1 of 3 by my mom >mom and dad got divorced >mom treated me like garbage >used to try to run from the belt and I'd get caught in the face >she'd throw shit at me and make me go pick it up >p-p-please d-d-don't throw more while I'm getting them >cried really hard and bitterly to my father about how no one love me and that mom hated me >she becomes a christian >home life becomes good, she makes amends >be a loser in middle school >be bigger loser in a ghetto highschool >enter highschool at 5'0 and a fat loser >kids put a condom on my head in class >eventually stop getting harassed and become 'the funny guy loser' >exit highschool at 5'11, no job, no plans for the future, no gf ever >mom and dad both disappointed in me >stop talking to friends >shitpost on chans for years And here I am
>>25562626 I'm a black KHV. But it's voluntary, some semen demon already tried to flirt with me but for some reason, I always sperg out. >Tried to go in a bar >a girl sitting on a near table came and told me her friend find me sexy. >the whole female table giggle. >Can't look at them, don't know if they're serious. >Can't stop moving on my chair like some constipated fucker. >Finally leave. >The girl came behind me and asked me for my number >Sperged out, ran like Bolt, almost got ran over by a car.
Now, I only hang near a forest, no succubi to make me lose control. I have others stories as well (not with women, but way more autistic). Want some ?
>Be black >around 6'5 in height and good at basketball >big dick >light skinned/mixed gf If you want to be normal just get haircuts often, dress good and talk black, don't talk like a thug just don't talk like a fucking lame
>>25568120 not her but as a quiet black grill i genuinely feel less normie than 95% of people i meet, not saying i'm a "robot" though
>don't know much about anime/comic books/video games >it helps to like some/all of those things and be an unfashionable chubby reddit-using guy if you want to fit in and make friends as a cs/maths student >black staceys try to talk to me then leave me alone when they realise i use my phone mostly as an alarm clock >have to do a group project in third year of uni with no friends >lecturer tells me i can try to find someone or just do it alone >don't feel up to walking around during our lab and asking people if they need an extra person because that would just feel pathetic >decide to do it alone >get zero for the presentation part because i fucked up and left it too late >now in fourth year >closest thing to an irl friend is the retired maths professor that's doing a numerical computing project with me >also voted for ukip and would have supported liberty gb if they had a candidate in my area
I think I belong here, the only thing keeping me from being a robot is the fact that I have a job, and I'm an idiot who spends his money on useless shit and has no concept of saving money. I remember reading a financial advice book in the 9th grade that basically said save 10% of every paycheck and I end up spending it all.
>>25571039 >She could just instantly snap from super sweet to banshee-screaming madwoman for no reason For me it was I was the odd one out, the first one to get blamed constantly shit on and always get the worst end of punishments. Some verbal abuse too, found out later from chatting with my mom that she was basically the me of her brothers and sisters but I didn't get it worse than she got it from her mom, cycles of abuse can die down i suppose.
>>25571349 >For me it was I was the odd one out, the first one to get blamed constantly shit on and always get the worst end of punishments. Aye, I know that feel very well. My little brother never got into trouble, no matter what he did. Instead, I was blamed because I was supposed to be his role model and therefore all his mistakes were on me. Shit's unfair.
>but I didn't get it worse than she got it from her mom, cycles of abuse can die down i suppose. Oh yeah, my grandma allegedly would stick needles in my mom's skin and tongue when she was "naughty". I'm glad I was a generation after that. My kids will never be beaten unless they fuck up real bad.
>>25571343 Well, I'll post it even if the thread is dying : >Be in university in biology >First lesson of ethology, we will have to study an animal of our choice in the field (zoo). >We have to makes groups, up to 6 people per group. >See we can study alpaca. >Love it, one of my most favorite animal, I was so glad. >Decide to work on it with a friend. >We decide to get 3 others guys that looks lost to work with us. >They accept but didn't look convinced by the glorious alpaca. >Then, the teacher begin to ask who gonna study what. >After a while, see the three lads proposing to study some shitty monkey. The teacher was "ok, then group 5 will study thoses..." >Felt betrayed, I shouted without thinking "no!", stood up and went right to the teacher, telling him they betrayed me and I want to study alpacas. >The teacher didn't cared, asked me if I was sure to work on it with only my friend. >He didn't mind so the teacher accepted it, but! >Some lanky Chad that was in a group with a lot of qt said that it isn't fair, they also wanted to study it.
I'm raging just thinking about it, this faggot was with 4 qts, of course it wasn't fair! >Then the teacher wanted us to use a coin to randomly attribute the alpaca to one of us. >Went far past the limits, I began to chimp out "No, I don't care about thoses faggots, GIVE ME THE ALPACA". >If I was white, I would clearly be red of anger. >The guy began to talk, I went to him (I was standing up alone all this time while everybody else was sitting) >When he saw me coming seriously at him (I lost control), he fortunately backed down and I could study my dear alpaca.
Fortunately, I'm 6'5 and been doing boxing for a while so he knew he couldn't use his Chad powers against me.
Nobody talked to me after this except my friend that almost died of laughter during that time.
>>25570248 >See, I never knew my donger was big until mu first escort. I hear a lot of big-dicks saying they thought it was small until their gf's eyes widened when she saw it. I just can't imagine how the fuck you can think it's small/average but I guess that's what happens when you have no comparison.
>never gonna get a gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5-P9v3F8w
>And I'm Kenyan! Living in Kenya or...?
>Tbh, I kinda want to go to Japan and make BBC porn Kek at this weeb.
Just kidding I also want to go to Japan. I actually think white women are toppest-tier and I'd miss them, but I feel severely uncomfortable in my country. I think I'd love living in America or Japan.
>>25571798 >Aye, I know that feel very well. My little brother never got into trouble, no matter what he did. Instead, I was blamed because I was supposed to be his role model and therefore all his mistakes were on me. Shit's unfair. Holy shit we're too similar. >my grandma allegedly would stick needles in my mom's skin and tongue when she was "naughty" I've never heard of this but it's very believable, I feel like people of that era just loved making up ways to punish kids, like every home was military camp, kneeling in grits and holding pails of water arms extended. >My kids will never be beaten unless they fuck up real bad. Same, same, it's the vindictiveness that really got me obviously the punishment doesn't fit the crime you're just taking out frustration with dad, or other things, on me.
Fairness and justice are two very important things kids experience and learn, you can't go hogwild on them for nothing it's a bad example and leaves them hopeless and skittish.
>>25571998 >If this isn't robotism I don't know what is Well, alpacas are awesome, I would have reacted the same way with others cool animals like ostrich. Sometimes, I feel normal but some others completely autistic. I can have a breakdown if I see toilet paper on the wrong side or the toothpaste tube open.
>>25567778 >music literally scratched out and they glared at me like some freak Nah nigga that's a fight I don't give a fuck. If I'm minding my own business in my OWN HOUSE and and a roommates guest there look at me like -I- don't belong I wouldn't be able to contain my inner nigger and I would chimp out on their rude asses.
>>25571994 >I feel like people of that era just loved making up ways to punish kids African parents, man. I wouldn't be surprised if they had meetings to decide what child-torture methods were most effective.
>you can't go hogwild on them for nothing it's a bad example and leaves them hopeless and skittish. That's my philosophy. Although a lot of westerners tend to go overboard with this, basically allowing their children to do a lot of shit because "kids be kids lol". I know a kid who beats his mother, and his dad allows it. I'm sure that's not a result of fair parenting.
>>25572287 It's really time to put this stupid fucking meme in the trash.
It's way easier for a black to be a robot.
>white people think it's easy for black bots to be accepted by black normies >white people think there's some massive group of girls fetishizing black men when the stats say white men are more likely to be fetishized >tfw nignogs even get rejected by literal prostitutes ("sorry, no black men" on like 50% of ads)
>b-but you're black! all you have to do is embrace a life of crime and you're not a robot anymore? JUST
>>25569042 >they're pretty racist over there too Last time I hung out at the seagull board it seemed like insecure, jealous, needy gf central. Basically closet skanks who hate public skanks, still it was 60% chill.
>>25562626 >be me in art class chillin with my "friends" >qt3.14 comes over and starts chillin with us >she likes me >im being bullied by tyrone in next class >"friends" bring it up almost everyday for the last 3 weeks of semester >I once said I wss doing dribers ed next semester >next semester >shes in my class >doesnt say sht too me and avoids me >shit
>>25572424 I actually didn't like Rodeo. I only liked like 2 or 3 tracks. One of them being Apple Pie and that was mostly because it sounded like Meek's Amen. All in all I think that guy is super overrated. Not sure why people hype him up as much as they do. Especially not sure why Rihanna is letting him crush her puss, either.
One the other hand, I thought TPAB was a masterpiece, easily one of the best tracks in the last decade.
Actually pretty scared of what Kendrick's album will sound like. He's already done 3 classics back to back, like fuck.
On another note, anyone listen to the last Push album? Anyone else though it was pretty meh?
>>25573038 >I actually didn't like Rodeo. I only liked like 2 or 3 tracks. One of them being Apple Pie and that was mostly because it sounded like Meek's Amen. All in all I think that guy is super overrated. Not sure why people hype him up as much as they do. Especially not sure why Rihanna is letting him crush her puss, either. >One the other hand, I thought TPAB was a masterpiece, easily one of the best tracks in the last decade. >Actually pretty scared of what Kendrick's album will sound like. He's already done 3 classics back to back, like fuck.
>>>r/hhh Never come back Also, confirmed white boy
>>25572825 >Flash poster >Definitely a slut wut? I don't understand. >>25572789 Where do people meet people here? Disclaimer: I don't have cool guy chat services like skype. But I also don't see many meet and greet threads and yet people are always going on about their offline chats.
>>25573526 I'm interested in this phenomena. How old are you? Do you have any living family? Do you have anyone you like/love? Do you have a job?
I'm just wondering, why don't you say "fuck it all" and have one last big adventure and then kill yourself? Like take all your savings and go splurge in vegas and drug yourself to death or walk into a forest with deadly animals.
>>25573762 >How old are you 22 >Do you have any living family? Yeah but its just me and my mom really. She does a lot for me and really loves me but I don't love her desu. Dad was never in my life and I'm not close to the rest of my family. Plus I'm an only child. >Do you have anyone you like/love? I have a couple people I genuinely like being around but I don't really care for 99% of people I meet. I have sex regularly and have had a few girls say they love me but I didn't feel anything for them. >Do you have a job? I'm in my senior of college with decent grades in a major I really hate. I have a shitty part time job. Like I said I'm just a huge pussy. I keep thinking that life will get better and sometimes it does but then I just keep being reminded that I don't really belong in this world.
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