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>John Wayne Gacy, 52 years old, Illinois. Sentenced to lethal injection for rape and 33 counts of murder. Twelve fried shrimp, bucket of original recipe KFC*, french fries and one pound of strawberries. *Prior to being convicted, Gacy had managed three KFC restaurants.
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>>25561635

>Timothy McVeigh, 33 years old, Indiana. Sentenced to lethal injection for 168 counts of murder. Two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
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>>25561638

>Ricky Ray Rector, 42 years old, Arkansas. Sentenced to lethal injection for 2 counts of murder. Steak, fried chicken, cherry kool-aid and pecan pie*.*He left the pecan pie, telling a guard he was 'saving it for later.'
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>>25561638

>Stephen Anderson, 49 years old, California. Sentenced to lethal injection for burglary, assault, escaped prison and 7 counts of murder. Two grilled cheese sandwiches, pint of cottage cheese, hominy/corn mixture, pecan pie, chocolate chip ice cream and radishes.
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>>25561652

>ed Bundy, 43 years old, Florida. Sentenced to the electric chair for rape, necrophilia, prison escape and 35+ counts of murder. Declined a 'special' meal, so was given the traditional last meal of steak (medium-rare), eggs (over easy), hash browns, toast with butter and jam, milk and juice.
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>>25561657

>Ronnie Lee Gardner, 49 years old, Utah. Sentenced to death by firing squad for burglary, robbery and 2 counts of murder. Lobster tail, steak, apple pie and vanilla ice cream. All to be eaten while watching The Lord of The Rings trilogy.
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>>25561662

>Allen Lee 'tiny' Davis, 54 years old, Florida. Sentenced to the electric chair for robbery and 3 counts of murder. Lobster tail, fried potatoes, half pound of fried shrimps, six ounces of fried clams, half loaf of garlic bread and 32 ounces of A&W root beer.
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>>25561673

>Barfield was put to death for the murder of boyfriend Stuart Taylor, whom she killed with a mixture of arsenic and beer, but it's likely she was responsible for a trail of other deaths that followed her, including those of her mother and prior husbands. Nearly 62 at the time of her execution, Barfield became known as the "Death Row Granny," and was the first woman to be executed in the United States since the 1976 reinstatement of the death penalty, and the first woman to be executed by lethal injection. Like Karla Faye Tucker and many other death row inmates, Barfield seemed to have found God during her imprisonment, though later claimed she was only pretending. She declined a formal last meal, choosing instead a bag of Cheez Doodles and a can of Coca-Cola for a final meal that seems more like a convenience store snack.
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>>25561681

>The recent execution of Teresa Lewis has proven controversial for a number of reasons, chief amongst them being that while Lewis plotted the murders of her husband and stepson, she did not carry them out herself. The gunmen recieved life sentences, making Lewis's death penalty surprising (the reasoning here being that the ringleader was more responsible than the actual killers). Other objections raised to Lewis's death penalty include her borderline IQ, dependant personality disorder, and lack of a previous criminal record. In her final days, many public figures stepped forward in support of commuting Lewis's death penalty to a life sentence, including legal novelist John Grisham, though Governor Bob McDonnell refused this request. Lewis's last meal is portrayed here with her original dessert choice of German chocolate cake, though some sources indicate she received her second choice, apple pie, instead.
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>>25561688

>Heidnik kidnapped and tortured 6 women during 1986 and 1987, holding them captive in the basement of his Philadelphia home. He served as one of author Thomas Harris's inspirations for the character Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs; the isolation pit in the basement floor was one of Heidnik's punishments for his victims. Amazingly, 4 of his victims survived their brutal ordeal, and Heidnik was put to death for the murders of the other 2. His attorney's attempts to declare him insane were unsuccessful, partly due to Heidnik's keen investing abilities. His wealth had allowed him to wallpaper a room in his house with money. Apparently, during his arraignment he claimed the women were already there when he moved in.
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>>25561695

>Though convicted for only 8 counts of murder, McVeigh took the lives of 168 men, women, and children in the April 19, 1995 Oklahoma City bombing. A Gulf War veteran and militia sympathizer, McVeigh had carried out the terrorist attack in response to the 1993 siege at Waco, Texas. On death row, McVeigh remained unapologetic for his actions, dropped his appeals, and even requested that his execution be televised (a request that was denied). In 2001, he became the first criminal to be executed by the federal government since the 1963 execution of Victor Feguer. His last request of 2 pints of Ben & Jerry's mint chocolate ice cream is an interesting one, but can't match the irony of Feguer's olive. It's rumored that PETA had contacted McVeigh and urged him to select a meatless final meal; several years later, PETA would also urge Ben & Jerry's to switch from using cow's milk to human breast milk (another request that was denied).
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>>25561700

>Tucker is often remembered as the born-again Christian whose execution, the first of a woman in Texas in over 100 years, sparked an international debate, with many supporters requesting her death penalty be commuted to a life sentence. However, many may not recall the crime that led her to death row: the pickax murders of Jerry Dean and Deborah Thornton. Though her partner in crime Danny Garrett died in prison before his execution could be carried out, Tucker spent 14 years on death row, a period in which the former drug-user and prostitute reformed into a model prisoner, embracing religion and working to convert her fellow inmates. She was even married to a member of the prison ministry group (via proxy). The issue of Tucker's religious conversion, whether it was genuine or even relevant, remains a subject of debate. Tucker's last meal of salad and fruit forgoes a final gastronomic pleasure, instead capturing the modesty and humility she worked so hard to portray in her final years.
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>>25561707

>Recently released from prison for the rape of a 13-year-old, Schwab wasted no time in targeting his next victim. After seeing his picture in the newspaper for a kite contest, Schwab found and befriended 11-year-old Junny Rios-Martinz, Jr., whom he would soon abduct, assault, and murder. Outrage at the fact Schwab had been released early from his imprisonment for previous crimes against a child led to the Junny Rios-Martinz, Jr. Act, which prevents the early release of those convicted of sexual battery in Florida. Schwab would sit on death row longer than Rios-Martinez had ever lived; Schwab's execution had been delayed by numerous appeals, and by the 2006 suspension of executions in Florida after complications during the Diaz execution. The suspension was later lifted, and Schwab's execution was carried out in July of 2008. His last meal presents a standard breakfast spread, along with a quart of chocolate milk.
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>>25561718

>Feguer was put to death for the abduction and murder of Dr. Edward Bartels. Supposedly, Feguer wanted the medications a doctor might be carrying, and went through the phone book calling doctors until the unfortune Bartels answered. Feguer's execution made little impact at the time, though it would become the last federal execution until 2001 due to the Furman v. Georgia death penalty moratorium that soon went into effect. He is still the last person to be put to death in the state of Iowa. One might think his last request of a single, unpitted olive to be a sign of spite, but Feguer was apparently quite well-behaved during his finals days. Perhaps it stemmed from an odd sense of humor, one that would be echoed in the fact Feguer was buried with the olive's pit.
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>>25561662
>gets firing squad after watching the LotR trilogy

Damn son
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>>25561725

>Along with Raymond Fernandez, Beck committed a series of murders in the late 1940's that earned them the title of "The Lonely Hearts Killers." Beck and Fernandez themselves had met through a so-called "lonely hearts" service and the two became partners in crime, answering other singles ads with intention to swindle and murder. Once brought to justice, their lurid story became sensationalized in the media, and continues to be to this day; see the 2006 film Lonely Hearts, where Beck is played, puzzlingly enough, by Selma Hayek. Though convicted only of the murder of Janet Fay, a move that allowed Fernandez and Beck to receive the death penalty, the two were responsible for many more murders, including Delphine Downing and her 2-year-old daughter Rainelle. Beck, a Florida native who had often been criticized for her weight, seems to have taken comfort in her final hours with traditional southern fried fare alongside a modest salad.
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>>25561734

>Most people are familiar with the Wuornos case thanks to the 2003 film Monster, starring Charlize Theron. In fact, her story's been the inspiration for a number of documentaries, movies, and even an opera. Wuornos confessed to the murders (including a seventh whose body was never found), but claimed to be acting in self-defense, alleging the men had been attempting to rape her. In later interviews she seemed to take back the claims of self-defense, but watching these, it's difficult to tell what she really believed anymore. However, under the orders of Governor Jeb Bush, psychiatrists did find her competent for execution. Wuornos refused a last meal, having a single cup of coffee before the execution. This might have been because she believed the prison matrons had been contaminating her food; she had been known to refuse meals during her prison stay as a means of protesting what she felt was abusive treatment.
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>>25561739

>The kidnapping of the Lindberg baby was dubbed the "Crime of the Century," and continues to captivate to this day. Hauptmann asserted his innocence throughout his interrogation and trial, pleading not guilty to the charges, and even refusing to confess in exchange for an offer to commute his death-penalty to a life sentence. After his death, his wife Anna Hauptmann campaigned unsuccessfully for her husband's innocence, though Anthony Scaduto's 1974 Scapegoat seemed to popularize the idea of Hauptmann's alleged innocence. In recent years, Hauptmann has enjoyed a more sympathetic portrayal in the media, and supporters of his innocence persist into the digital age. However, recent review of the case with modern forensics for a program on Court TV concluded that evidence indeed points to Hauptmann.
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>>25561648
Lol
>the tard Clinton executed
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>>25561758
a shit ton of buffalo wings w/ blue cheese
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>>25561758

T-Bone Steak, chips and a can of coke ;3
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>tfw been here forever and seen this thread multiple times

I just keep looking at the same stuff how do I leave this place
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>>25561807
triple entree of orange chicken and chow mein from panda express, pint of chocolate + peanut butter cup ice cream, 2 liter of simply lemonade raspberry flavor
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German Strudel.
Always wanted to taste it. c:
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>>25561758

A large bucket of chicken and biscuits from KFC and a bottle of Coke to wash it all down.
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>>25561662

Firing squad is the only way to go. I don't know why anyone would pick anything else.
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>>25561828
i made that in school
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A fried chicken thigh, shrimp scampi, tiny medium-rare ribeye, one lobster tail, bacon cheeseburger, and a Three Muskateers.
Fuck the law, it can eat my dick.
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>>25561638
>168
How the flying fuck do you get away with murdering over a hundred people before getting caught?
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>>25561885
I don't care if this is bait, you're still a retarded tripnigger
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>>25561885

fublox
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>>25561648
>*He left the pecan pie, telling a guard he was 'saving it for later.'
right on mang, right on.
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>>25561657
>necrophilia
necrophilia is considered a crime

when will this madness stop
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>>25561758

20 tacos from Taco bell, 2 big Macs and 2 large fries, a meat lovers pizza from pizza hut, a bucket of kfc extra crispy and 2 cups of gravy, a bottle of coke and a bottle of Pepsi.
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>>25561758
a bucket of mummy's chicken tendies
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>>25561638
>mint
Shit taste
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>>25561758
i would have a munchy-box, a bottle of CB Julebrus (norwegian xmas soda) and mille-feuille as dessert
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>>25561885
You live in a shitty Latin American country.
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>>25561657

>steak with that knife
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>>25562041
literally the best pastry in the whole world
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>>25561758

If you don't answer 'tendies', you're not a true robot and need to get the fuck out.
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>>25561896
>>25561929
>>25561933
Can you not explain it?

>>25562044
Indiana is a US state though.
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OP is this from a book?
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1 full pizza from costco with a sprite 2L no regrets
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>>25561758
pussy and ass
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>>25561758

I would ask for a gallon bucket filled with camel shit, a plate of okra covered in hollandaise sauce and brown gravy, and a glass of vodka with cigarette butts in it.

Since they'd probably refuse, I guess I'd just get tendies and dew
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>>25561758
Salisbury steak with mushrooms, corn on the cob, garlic toast, and creamy mashed potatoes, with a strawberry tea, then apple pie with a scoop of ice cream for desert.
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>>25562112
he blew up a government building as a revenge for the waco siege

packed a van full of nitroglycerin and nuked it with a remote
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>>25561758
can I ask for BRAAAAAAP from a hot woman?
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Could they not give them heroin or ketamine if requested? Seems like it would be decent to go out like that.
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scumbag OP answer me you filthy fuck

>>25562130
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>>25562041
>>25562076
>mille feuille
>good
I find it way too sickly, all that cream makes me feel shit. Tiramisu is where it's at.
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>>25562252
Never heard of that event. Thanks. Assumed he had to be a serial killer because I assumed I heard of every big bombing or shooting.
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>>25561758
Traditional Sunday dinner (must have Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings) and a large popcorn and coke from the cinema.
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>>25562336
I live in eastern europe and I was 5 when it happened but I still remember it being all over the news.
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Dozen oysters with lemon
Lobster
Fuckton of buffalo wings with blue cheese sauce
2 litres of coke
Bowl of choc mint ice cream
Tub of ben and jerrys choc fudge ice cream
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>>25561758
onigiri and pocky
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>>25562265
all mandem wants is to eat kristen stewarts pussy, they cant deny my last meal right?

How many niggas will man have to kill to get put on death row anyway?
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>>25561758
A bowl of rice topped with Karaage from my favourite japanese place. Then the jap mayo.

>inb4 weaboo
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>>25562332
nonwhite detected
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How many food items can I include?
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>>25562561
>Tiramisu
>Non white

Are you serious? Who orders tiramisu outside of yuppies and well to do bogan ordering the only recognizable name off the dessert menu?
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>>25562561
>italian dish
>non white
lol what?
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>>25561758
Medium steak and chips, apple sauce.
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>>25562561
>tiramisu
>non white
get a load of this guy, non white desserts are shit like doughnuts, shitty nigger tier food
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>>25562593
>italian dish
>white
lol what?
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>>25562668
Lol americans don't get to decide who is white or not, you all have nigger blood in you
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>>25562588
>>25562593
>>25562647
i didnt think about the tiramisu
>he said he couldnt handle all that cream
>cream is a dairy product
>whites are lactose tolerant
therefore he is non-white
and besides
>italians are white
topkek lads
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>>25562680
So do italians
https://youtu.be/S3yon2GyoiM
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>>25562697
>calling americans italians
Why do americans do this?
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>>25562687
The only thing I'm intolerant to is shitskins
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>>25561758
Calamari fritter and a glass of white, and maybe half a gram of mdma if they let me :^)
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>>25562336
>Never heard of the Oklahoma City Bombing

Are you 12?
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>>25561758
xalwad, barees, heeleb, canjeera caano gadood, fadeerat, chaad
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Always seemed odd to me how they're ruthless enough to murder you but kind enough to cook you a personal meal of your choice before they do it.

I wonder what they feed you in Saudi Arabia before they cut your head off.
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>>25562950
Punishment is punishment anon, you only receive a heinous punishment if you've committed a heinous crime, well, that's supposed to be the logic behind. At least in the states they give you a couple of years to live, sometimes even decades before your eventual death. In Japan, your execution date is completely random, meaning it could be days away or decades away, you're never informed, only on the day you're supposed to die.
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>>25563143

How do they dictate the dates then? Why does someone get to live a decade extra than another person? wut
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>>25563180
Like I said, they just pick a date, from random, and then you die. In a twisted sense, its equality, no one every gets the same fate.
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>>25561758
Something incredibly sinful and unhealthy.

So I guess Id have the anus of Nikki Delano with surimi salad.
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>>25562336
Underage tripfag, why am I nit surprised
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>>25561758
chicken shawarma, fries, hummus, arugula salad, and unsweetened iced coffee with a splash of half and half
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>>25561854
Hanging is better.
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>>25563423
people should be able to choose their own method of execution
I'd go for the guillotine, being a severed head for a few seconds sounds interesting
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>>25563536
Forgot about the guillotine, that makes me want to rethink I still think I'd stay with the hanging, but I do want to experience being bodyless.
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>>25561758
caseys general store pizza
best god damned pizza
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>>25561741
>with modern forensics for a program on Court TV concluded that evidence indeed points to Hauptmann.
FORENSIC FILES NIGGA
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>>25561758
Some places have begun instituting limitations and even just changing to a pre-set option because of "dey bein punished so dey don't deserve nuffin" sentiments and instances of individuals ordering a lot and then refusing to eat to waste it as one last fuck-you. Though to be fair I mean it's already kinda wasted since they're going to die and not use the nutrition so it's just for their pleasure as one last kindness.

Anyway If I could have ANYTHING for a last meal I'd want a pomegranate, some roast duck with pomegranate-port sauce and chestnut stuffing with wild rice, a popover, an artichoke, a cup of clam chowder, a lobster roll, and a cup of blueberries.
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>>25564883
Oh, forgot lemonade for a drink.
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>>25563143
>your execution date is completely random, meaning it could be days away or decades away, you're never informed, only on the day you're supposed to die
Yeah more and more places are recognizing that as a form of psychological abuse.
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>>25561700
>human breast milk

what the fuck
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thick, porterhouse. w/ gorgonzola. served rare.
Glass of water

request to face a window while I eat.

then put me to death.
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>>25561758 stop replying to every pic man. I got it after the first one.
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>>25564931
>form of psychological abuse.


So what?

The people in death row are hardly angels that deserve our compassion and care.
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>>25561758
40 chicken wings
bucket of french fries
Bunch of ketchup,ranch, and blue cheese dipping sauce
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>>25561648
>>25561952
After he killed a guy and a police officer, he shot himself in the head which turned it into a botched suicide and a lobotomy.

He didn't know what was going on and was literally retarded, hence why he saved his dessert for later. Essentially, they executed an oblivious mentally retarded man.
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>>25565089
Is this Grimes?
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>>25561758
A Chicago deep dish pizza and a Pepsi

instead of a desert, a cup of gourmet dark roast coffee after my meal was finished.
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>>25566616
>gourmet dark roast coffee
nice meme
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>>25562812
Inshallah Aboowe
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>>25562070
if you cook a steak right you can pull it apart with a toothpick, you only need a steak knife if you're a shitty cook.
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>>25561758
A bucket of KFC with a handgun hidden in it
And an helicopter waiting for me outside
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>>25561758
Tendies, a 2 ltr of mountain dew while listening to komm susser tod on repeat as I'm executed
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>>25561755
>>25561952
>>25566220

Willie Francis survived his execution attempt in 1946 at age 17 when the lectric chair malfunctioned.
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>>25566890
how is a cup of coffee a meme?

I enjoy a good cup of coffee, would make my last meal enjoyable
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>>25562570
HERE'S TO YOU NIKOLA AND BART
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>>25561758
A gallon of coffee and moussakka.
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>>25561817
Remember, we're here forever.
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Are these actual photos of their last meals or is it recreations?
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>>25570166
Recreations most likely
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>>25570166
They disemboweled them and took tge food back after they died because lack of funding
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>>25561758
An entire box of macaroni and cheese
With aged white cheddar cheese and mozzarella cheese on the side.
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>>25570198
bye bye sides, you will be remembered.
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Fillet steak (m/r) with green beans, mushrooms and potato dauphinoise, profiteroles for dessert and a bottle of pepsi (would prefer booze but it's no really an option)
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Like a gallon of that nutricia fortisip shit.

Gonna bulk so I can get swole in hell.
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Wierd how none of these prisoners ask for a sammich and a bottle of 100 year old whiskey. That would be a better way to go than burping with a heightened sense of impending doom.
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>>25570591
no alcohol in the jail.
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>>25561758
Live octopus, red wine, and some fried veggie mix rice please and think you.
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>>25561758
2 cans of tuna in water
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>>25561635
they were boys with their cars, summer jobs
oh my goooood.
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>>25561758
Chicken fried steak(and not the shitty breaded freezer aisle shit). As a backup, I'd request chicken cordon bleu with gravy, fried coconut shrimp, a side of bacon with over-easy eggs, french fries, pumpkin pie, an a tiramisu.
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>>25561758
pretty much what Gacy had, sounds fucking delicious
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>6 jumbo fried shrimp with tartar sauce
>2 chicken tenders from canes
>2 cups of canes fries and 2 packs of canes sauce
>buttery toast
>bowl of cesar salad with fresh parmesean shavings and fresh black pepper
>bottle of coke

.
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>>25571270
Didn't think about dessert....I guess I'd have one of those caramel cookie bars. Rate my meal.
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>>25571270
8/10 desu

rate mine >>25570957
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>>25570957
I love chicken fried steak but the cordon bleu is throwing me off. I also don't know what tiramisu is. I'd give it a solid 7.
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My last meal would be medium rare steak with a side of your sister's pussy
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Beef Wellington, Mashed Potatoes, Roasted parsnips, sweet cream ice cream.
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>>25571764
>I also don't know what tiramisu is
fuckin plebs
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>>25561885
Explosives
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>>25570684

That is cruel and unusual punishment. Alcohol is legal for consumption since the repeal of prohibition so why not allow death row inmates a last chug from the jug?
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also, I heard there was some rule prohibiting alcohol, why is that? surely there's nothing wrong with giving someone a last drink
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>>25572017
in some states, weed is legal too now
they should give death row inmates a last toke too (if they request it anyway)
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What is it about fried chicken and last meals that go together so well?
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>>25572065
They should give them cancer, you guys seem to have plenty of it you fucking degenerates.
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Why give someone about to die anything

Id request the most expensive dish, then just toss it on the fucking floor because fuck you. Not even kidding. I wouldn't give a fuck what I ate a moment before death.
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>>25572126
They wanna know what it tastes like to be fried.
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>>25561652
I read the burglary, assault and escape charges and thought that the death penasty was a little steep... then saw the 7 murders
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>>25572065

Pretty neat way to numb yourself before the execution I suppose. What states?
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>>25565082

Good protein in it
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>>25561854
I think Utah is the only state that still has the firing squad. Lethal injection is pretty much the standard for executions in the United States nowadays. A few other states have hanging, the electric chair, and the gas chamber as options however, but they're rarely used.
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>>25561758
A twelve year old's thigh.
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>>25572017
They aren't allowed to drink alcohol because it might hinder the execution.
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>>25561662

Wait, firing squad? You get to choose?
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>>25574342
I don't really understand why Americans started the whole electric chair, gas chamber and lethal injection business anyway...
Shooting or hanging works perfectly fine, doesn't require exotic drugs and is not too messy (unlike the chair).
In fact drop hanging works by breaking the victims neck, so the death is pretty much instantaneous and it's simple and clean.
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>>25574420
>hinder the execution

Oh come on. Like what, the prisoner may get rowdy and resist?
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>>25569596
>gourmet
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>>25561758
Approximately two lambs worth of doner meat, an imported Little Ceasars combo, topped off with a 12 selection of krispy kreme donuts and a few pints of cherry coke
Live a fat fuck, die a fat fuck
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>John Wayne Gacy
>Timothy McVeigh
>Ted Bundy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siY71VlyQt8
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Death penalty should be eliminated. It's so pointless.
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>>25574864
i'm glad i'm not alone in thinking this.
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>>25561885
Gotta go fast senpai
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>>25574897
I love how death penalty supporters brains implode when you tell them that using the death penalty is more expensive than life imprisonment.
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>>25572242
someone did that in texas so they took away the last meal custom
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>>25562070
>he eats his steak well done
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>>25574600
yes and also interact with drugs and also why the fuck shoud they get to enjoy anything?
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>>25561758
>Fried catfish
>Popcorn shrimp
>Mashed potatoes
>Peas
>Red velvet cake
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>>25574864
Or they should just make it cheaper.
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>>25561854
I'd sooner be beheaded with a razor sharp sword by a skilled headsman, like in Saudi Arabia - easily the most painless way to die. I fucking hate injections - I'd sooner be burned alive, I hate needles that much.
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>>25562233
>I'd just get tendies and dew

Served in a fedora.
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>>25575269
i can't even bring myself to work that angle. i don't want to lend credence to the idea that there's an acceptable price point for a fucking human being's life
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>>25561758
Corned beef and cabbage
case of guinness(I know you can't get alcohol but fuck it)
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>>25561758

>Two pounds of steamed broccoli in a heavy cheese sauce
>A pint of the spiciest curry in India
>Two Whoppers
>Four Taco Bell bean burritos with extra beans and plenty of fire sauce
>A gallon of coffee, black

They can kill me all they want, but they're not gonna like what comes after.
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>>25561758
>"I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary."
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>>25575895
pshhhhhhh... human lifes are worth-less....
kid......
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>>25561648
>Saving it for later
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>>25566386
it is, where else would I shitpost?
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>>25561758
A good thread for once, thanks op

Im not violent so id never get the death penalty but id have:

>spicy beef curry (made with coconut milk), diet coke, an espresso shot poured over soft serve vanilla ice cream, mcdonalds french fries, and a feta breakfast burrito made by my mom, and salt and vinegar kettle chips

>all while watching cowboy bebop for the last time
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>>25561635
I FUCKING LOVE SERIAL KILLER THREAS PLEASE GO ON, BASED OP:
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>>25561657
Based Bundy. Would eat/10.
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>>25576976
he declined a last meal... that is the generic last meal
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>serial killer thread

I used to live only a few blocks from where Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment was. It's a vacant lot now but the area still suffers in home prices since it's so close to the place where Dahmer tried to create his perfect sex slave. That's what Dahmer was doing by the way, he wasn't a strict serial killer, he just had this belief he could put them in a purgatory with as much mind-altering drugs and head concussions as possible that they would bend to his will. He was a fucking nutjob and literally drunk 24/7. He would down a bottle of vodka like every single fucking day, the cops who arrested him said they never saw someone drink so much without showing signs of actually being drunk.
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>>25562106
Underated post desu

Muted because not original
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>>25577019
Hahaha, time to become a serial killer in the USA then, but let me a get a Green Card first.
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Am I the only one who wishes there was a dating sim for serial killers as portrayed by lolis?
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>>25577054
You know, I read some books about him. I actually feel a little bit of pity for him. Okay, yes, I would put him down, too, but he really had some problems. See: The alcohol he was drinking was supposed to numb him, because he couldnt accept the fact that he was a necrophiliac faggot. Must really suck to be him.
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>>25577225
Yeah, he's one of the more pitiable killers. It seems like he didn't want to hurt people, but he could only get off by fucking dead guys and he just never learned to control it.
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>>25561758
A blindfold, a cigarette and a bullet, just get it over with.
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>>25574485
You can request a firing squad in some states, mostly the southwest and south east
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>>25561758
hot pastrami and pepperjack sandwich
belgian waffle
king size snicker's bar
nacho cheese doritos
strawberry lemonade
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>>25561657

What's that pickle looking thing underneath the middle of the fork handle?
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>>25571829
this

>"give my last meal to a fake nigga"
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>>25577140
you can get all of that stuff in a grocery store without breaking the bank that hard.

>hahahah time to become a serial killer in the usa then hahahah
your jokes are dumb, like who hasnt heard this one before?

>hahaha time to move to canada because free health care hahaha
>hahaha time to move to the uk cause the drinking age is 18 hahahahah
>hahaha time to become a serial killer in the USA cause they get free generic last meals hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

yeah just get on a plane and move here and kill a bunch of people just for a generic last meal. Itd be so funny.

>hahahahah but let me get a green card first hahahahahah
i just sighed man you are unoriginal
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>>25565834
There is no such thing as 100% accuracy when it comes to this.

There are at least hundreds of completely innocent people in prison right now. Hell, maybe you'll be one of them some day.
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>>25570904
(are you one of them)
he dressed up like a clown for them...
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>>25561758

easy. tendies
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Listen to Bach's cello suite's 1-6 over a handle of Skol and finish it with a Pall Mall.
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>>25562041
Fittefjes
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>>25575269
Nice bait ya fuckin workboot
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>>25561758
3 gallons of coffee, a medium rare steak, a couple pounds of sushi with soysauce and caviar.
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>>25579879
With A single chicken tender and honey mustard sauce to shove into my ass.
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>>25575355

Yes but for the last meal they're supposed to enjoy consuming food. Which is sheer enjoyment since they're going to be dying within a few minutes and certainly don't need calories for anything.
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>>25561785
>buffalo wings
>blue cheese
Muh nigga
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You forgot the best one

>In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry.

>Before his execution Brewer ordered a large meal that included two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, a large bowl of fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream, and a slab of peanut butter fudge with lots of crushed peanuts.
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>>25581628
Wait, this is the guy who was executed. Byrd was the one who was murdered.
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>>25581628
>he didn't eat any of it
what a fucking faggot
this is why black people should be exterminated
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>>25581728
Other way m8
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>>25561695
>during his arraignment he claimed the women were already there when he moved in.
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>>25581699
What a piece of shit. He ruined it for everyone else.
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>>25578480
>Skol
>Bach
>Cellos
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>>25581761
the black was the murder victim
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>>25581105
>tfw they'd probably fuck up and bring you ranch
cruel and unusual am i right people
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>>25578480
Turbo fucking autist right here
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>>25582135
That's why I corrected myself. Wikipedia had Byrd's picture at the top.
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>>25581628
I wonder how the other inmates reacted.
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>>25561695
>His attorney's attempts to declare him insane were unsuccessful, partly due to Heidnik's keen investing abilities. His wealth had allowed him to wallpaper a room in his house with money.

Goddamn. Do you really have to be sane to make that much money though, especially in speculation or investments or however he did it?
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>>25582242
I LIKED ORCHESTRA, OKAY DAD
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>>25561652
thats clearly peach pie
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>>25582320
That's fine son, just not Bach
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>>25581628
Damn, that's a bad way to go.
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Lox eggs onions, black coffee, a sesame bagel, and two Marlboro Reds. For dessert, a Drakes coffee cake.
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So what would honestly stop them from allowing me to say watch all the star wars movies and then eat a couple thousand dollars worth of food. Like what's the budget I get to work with.
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I knew McVeigh's sister. She was a nice lady.
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>>25580831
If it's any consolation, Adolf Eichmann requested, and was given a bottle of red wine before his execution. He only drank half of it though.
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>>25576020
laughed my ass off at this comment
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>>25582482

>Not asking requesting hard liquor for your last guzzle
>drinking some weak wine and not numbing the trauma just ahead of you through medicinal use of ethanol
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>>25561648
>saving it for later

Fuckoffrobotyoucunt
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>>25561758
Just a jar of water for me
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>>25562032
> give yourself a heart attack right before your execution
> one last "fuck you" to all the people who showed up to watch you die
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>>25582770

He was missing the entire frontal lobe of his brain, which he had shot out.
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>>25577140
Hahaha, the death penalty is banned in the U.S Have fun being Tyrone's bunk mate, haha.
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>>25574342
If they fuck up the lethal you could be serve pain for the whole thing, but you can't scream.
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>>25566220
the doctors that "saved" him probably thought they did something good since they got paid by whomever
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A tasty Subway sandwich made just for me by a trained, qualified sandwich artist
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why do all these people pick boned chicken over tendies?

I would probably pick sushi and french fries and nachos
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>>25561758
Gumbo, fries, and some water
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A tray of fruit including: blueberries, figs and strawberries as an entree. Hamburger and french fries for the main course, with 2 pints of beer. Bavarian cream and espresso for desert.
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>>25561758
A few slices of combination pizza from Domino's
Bacon cheese fries
Ranch
Vanilla Cherry Coke
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Mark Hopkinson, executed in Wyoming in 1992: Pizza, shared with his mother and other family members.
>sharing a pizza with your mom moments before she gets to watch you being fried by the state

Ignoring the fact that the guy was probably a monster, this still hits a bit too close to home lads
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>>25561635

How can they all eat so much when they know they will die soon? I'd probably just vomit all night and just have a sip of water or something.
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>>25583508
Some people aren't emotionally weak faggots like you. It's just fucking food. It's just fucking death. That's all it is. Nothing to get excited about. They knew this was coming for years and came to terms with their fate.
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spaghetti made with prego sauce and parmesan cheese.
water.
garlic bread.
salad
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>>25577443
probably fat
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>>25561758
whole big cheesecake with red fruits topping
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>>25583671

Or some kind of cartilage and fat mixture. They did a really disrespectful job of plopping the jelly right on the plate. Still looks damn delicious. I feel like going in and out of some McDiners now to experience this kind of home cooking outside of home.
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>>25561688
>>25561707
>these murdering roasties who people tried to get off just for being women
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>>25561758

The most expensive pretentious bullshit out there. Caviar, hundred year old whisky, rare mushrooms, just to waste more wagecuck tax dollars. And then I wouldn't even eat it.
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>>25561758
A gallon of laxatives and ipecac.
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>>25584002
They put a cap on the cost of an inmates last meal at something like 100$. You're not getting high quality caviar at that price
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>>25584002
>>25584049
Isn't the meal funded by the prisoner's own money?
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>>25561817
Exit bag is the way to go
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>>25584084
I think it varies state by state quite significantly. At least according to Wikipedia it does.
Fuck 'Merica tho. Only pedos should be put to death tbqh. And it should be by an angry mob. Mob justice
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>>25584191
>pedos should be killed, but not murderers
On a scale of 1 to 10, how old are you
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I wouldn't eat a last meal. Fuck them. That's what they want me to do and I'm not going to let them.
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>>25584210
When I said pedos I meant like pedo murderers.
Pedophiles should just be treated for their illness. But people that rape, torture, then murder children are scum.
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>>25584211
>That's what they want me to do and I'm not going to let them.

DON'T KILL YOURSELF PLEASE
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>>25561758
Chicken tenders, doritos, mountain dew
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>>25562041
>CB
>Ikke nissetiss
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>>25561635
I'd want...
an 18oz ribeye grilled medium rare, dry rub of salt, pepper, cayenne and garlic powder
a sweet potato with butter, cinnamon, brown sugar
2 popeye's milk chicken breasts
one piece of cherry cheesecake
one piece of a chocolate ganache torte
a sleeve of oreos with massive amounts of skim milk

hopefully I'd be so full after eating all of that that I would vomit when they inject me and then they'd have to clean up not only piss and shit but puke as well. fuck you mcniggers trying to euthanize me like a dog.
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