Good morning, wagecuck. I know it's been a hard week with

>>25561459

Jokes on you, I got signed off with depression today

(The job caused my depression)

>>25561475
Welcome to something greater.

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>>25561459

This is the life of a wagie, counting the days until their temporary and fleeting freedom, just to repeat the cycle again and again, for the next 30 years.

>>25561459
Enjoy never contributing to society and living a normal functioning life faggot

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>>25561459
tfw i won the lottery at the age of 19 and havent had to leave my house in years, am 25 now and still have a shit ton of money left

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>>25561459
This is a fine morning for us but not for others (you know who you are). Also, this: >>25562167.

OP is the bane of my work life

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>>25562167
>>25562792
This was a very enjoyable comment chain.

>>25562239

That sounds pretty sweet. Although it sounds to me like you fucked up and are going to run out eventually if you only have "A shit ton left" and not more than when you started.

>>25562792
the day smugwojak4v2 disappears will be a sad day

>>25563758
He is a NEET, he'll be here every day until he strokes out at 40 years of age.

Enjoy not having a great and comfy job like ME, OP. I work five minutes a day as a remote systems engineer, make over $200k a year after tax, and spend the rest of the time parasailing with my girlfriends. They HATE NEETs!

I don't, though! Does my heart good to know you're all right where you belong. My taxes at work! ;D