WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Oh this tag is hilarious. Reminds me of how I would mess with boys in high school and even now. I never dated or fucked them, but it was fun picking out the thirsty jock assholes and humiliating them.
I did kind of feel bad for some soccer player that had it bad for me I guess. He asked me to prom and long story short, I told him I couldn't go because I would be out of town, then he saw me there. He looked kind of sad.
Most women I've met have been far more sarcastic and sardonic than most men I've met. Some of them are very funny.
Stop hanging around vapid, shit-tier womrn and Stacys. Avoid most college girls. Find girls with obsessive hobbies and interests, no matter what it is.
You're some truly impressionable fucks if you think that a few social media posts are any indication of anything. If you're worth a damn at all then you generally won't get shit on by women like this. It's extremely easy to find single women to talk to and attract if you aren't a socially inept doughboy neckbeard autist.
Some women actively hate men, just like some people on this board actively hate women
Is it that hard to understand?
Let's all take a moment of silence for the non existent poster that gave a fuck about you so none of us would have to.
Send me an email or something if you wanna choke on my dick and suffocate.
Keep reading your faggoty red pill loner porn. Just because your experience of women is exclusive to those few real people who have reviled your shitty body and anti charisma, doesn't mean that non- retards have much trouble with women at all.
>get a practice gf
>turns out she's just wasting my time
I'm not ready for these 2016 memes
>Send me an email or something if you wanna choke on my dick and suffocate
My throat isn't that small, anon.
Nah. My dad is pretty awesome though. Taught me how to play D&D and how to shoot.
I dont have daddy issues so I dunno where my fucked up kinks came from.
I'm not a trap. I actually despise cross dressing. I enjoy boys being humiliated but cross dressing doesn't do it for me. Maybe because I don't think it's an insult to be a woman? Who knows.
Man, I just looked up the soccer guys FB. He is pretty much the ultimate Chad. I found a pic without his face, thinking about posting it.
i am proud of beiag a man with a ideology based on machismo, and saying it loud to make roasties angry.
man, it's so fun how i make them look in obvious things and show them how the males still control the world, the get so angry.
we men, still run the world.
don't let the feminism, somthing that it's just a trend for millenials, grow to be a serious and dangerous movement to our male interest
Do you want mass shootings?
Beacuse that's how you get mass shootings
tripfag i don't think you understand how unwanted you are by /r9k/
L E A V E
and then slit your wrists, and hang yourself while simultaneously pulling the trigger on a shotgun with its barrel in your mouth
>>25559882 (You) #
>What kind of dreadful being are you if you're capable of turning ultimate Chads into orbiters?
To be honest, it was kind of accidental. For three years, he lived a few houses down from me and went to the same high school. His brother would give us both rides to and from school sometimes. He always hung out with all the super jock assholes that I couldn't stand but made passes at me. He would come to the art room like a lost puppy and would ask me all kinds of things when his buddies weren't around, mostly music recommendations (he liked system of a down and other "edges" music).
I assumed he was just trying to mess with me and didn't give him the time of day, mostly. I humored him sometimes. This went on until senior year, when he pulled me aside and asked me to prom. I was super skeptical and told him I was gonna be out of town. I ended up going alone because my family wanted me to, and I got a glimpse of him. He left without saying anything after he saw me. I heard the next Monday that he ended up going to a house party, getting wasted, and sleeping with just about every girl he could, lol. He didn't come around any more afterwards.
I didn't think much of it then, but his brother asked me why I was so mean to him a year later when I went back to visit my home town. I realize maybe I was a bit too cruel. I fantasize but I'm actually not that mean in real life.
Just looked him up, he is still the most Chad.
>i made the biggest mistake of my life by rejecting chad
>im thinking about this day and night, i just simply ruined my life with this stupid decision
>what do i do now
>better go on /r9k/ and post a blog post about that guy telling everyone that it was HIM who got fucked up when i rejected him
>this sure will make me feel better about myself
>I'm actually not that mean irl
It doesn't work like that. You cannot just act like it wasn't a big deal though you can become a better person. Have you done shit like this recently? That's what's really important.
I highly doubt so. Most girls I know aren't really that funny. What's wrong with you cucklord?
>Tell him you're not looking for anything serious, and then get in a relationship the next week with someone else.
REEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU LAUREN YOU GODDAMN CUNT, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED FUCKING WITH ME FOR 3 MONTHS AND THEN HOOKING UP WITH THAT TINY DICKED ASIAN FAGGOT.
I understand the need for skepticsm. It's very possible they saw you as some kind of game if you turn down every advance. If one of them would manage to get into your pants, they'd brag about it in their friend circles. Same thing happened to a reclusive shy girl in my high school. She ended up being ridiculed for making the mistake of putting some trust into someone.
Considering he seems to be doing just fine, at least there's no chance you really scarred him or anything.
>I fantasize but I'm actually not that mean in real life.
We all have a bit of edgelord inside of us.
Never heard of her, no. That's sad though.
"I did kind of feel bad for some soccer player that had it bad for me I guess"
> made a half assed pass at a pump n' dump
> had it bad for me
Wow, I think this is the first legit IRL Tomoko I've seen posting here!!
by far the worst attempt may-may I've read in weeks
fuck off back to reddit
I reject men all the time, but I don't think I've done anything like that recently.
I dunno, his brother (who was actually a robot, more or less) told me his brother had it bad and that's why he didn't date anyone until after that night. His brother said that he would ask him for advice about me frequently.
The affection of any me, Chad or otherwise, is worthless to me.
Broken roastie? That's new.
Surely if I were interested in 3DPD men, I would pursue them or accept their advances? Men throw selves at any young, healthy weight woman with symmetrical features anyway.
>implying you havent passed your prime when you left highschool
>implying you attract anything but fat beta slobs and miserable shit-faced white collar cucks
>implying anything even near that chad quality will ever hit on you again
top kek roastie you BTFO yourself really bad
I've actually been recovering from a preventative surgery. Pain mess are amusing. I have also been traveling where I have no wifi. It's been a weird few months. Also I might have to move because there's a huge gas leak in the county and I think my lungs are being affected. Welp. /blog post
Men are super thirsty, all the time. It's fun making men realize that they're the illogical, emotional ones. They literally pay for sex because their dicks need it that badly.
>BTFO of roastie
>STOP BEING THIRSTY
are you dumb? she would never recover from the pain now that shes aware of how deep in shit she is by making chad go away when she was in her time. this will never leave her mind. shes simply fucked for life and now shes aware of it. tick tock.
Board has been going to shit for ages. Dogshit like this will always get more attention than real posts and there's not a whole lot you can really do about that.
Just sage and move on.
May I remind you?
>7. Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
Man, you really don't get it. My vagina simply doesn't get aroused by 3D men. Even celebrities or male models or whatever. I live in the land of beautiful people and nothing happens for them.
I'm not like men, who can't function without someone else's wet genitals, lol.
I don't think you know what a shitpost is.
Welcome to 4chan, by the way. Enjoy your stay, but you may want to consider that saging is not an equivalent to downvoting.
I am not into shota, really. Or trap looking boys.
My holidays were great, thank you for asking. I was able to spend a couple weeks traveling.
You don't have to be an oldfag in order to read the FAQ page, silly Redditor.
Besides, oldfag is nothing more than a term to make spastic roaches like yourself infight in an attempt to prove "who's oldfag", so those who actually use this website as intended can avoid people like you, but thanks for outing yourself for the scum you truly are.
Look what you did though. Now the secret is out now.
Whatever shitstain. I hope your autism goes well and you get lots of upboats.
I ain't because that shit's never happened to me (only because i will never be with a woman lol) I'm simply pointing out an inevitable outcome from these hashtags.
The difference between making fun of women and men for being emotional is a woman will at worst startle you a little. Hurting a man's feelings can wind you up in the hospital or worse.
The whole recent trend of taking the piss out of dudes for having feels is going to end up having ugly ugly repercussions.
There was also this shit going on not too long ago. You have to walk on eggshells around women, but being openly sexist towards men is A-OK.