I can't imagine anything more annoying than having a child. It totally blows my mind that homo sapiens made it past like, the 2nd generation. As soon as we became self aware, how did we not all start punting our babies off of cliffs?
The limitless expense, the earth shattering responsibility, the total lack of time and freedom. All for "perpetuatin' muh genes." Are you kidding? Anyone who can't suppress the idiotic urge to breed should be subject to forced sterilization. Wanting a child is the #1 sign you're too stupid to have one.
>>25559139 Oh, I assumed you were a man. A single woman might be allowed to adopt. Her chances would be much better than a mans, anyway. Why would you adopt instead of having your own children? Can you not have children?
>>25559230 Your kid will be fucked up regardless of how you try to raise him/her because you are fucked up. That's just my opinion. I can't say that I care all that much about some stupid ass kid. I only care about family and friends. Everyone else can burn.
>having sex with go about a month ago >don't pull out in time (should've used a condom I know) >she takes plan B the morning >doesn't get her period around the time she usually gets it >doesn't get it at all >takes a pregnancy test comes out positive, she's pregnant >tells me, shows me test >realize my life is over >try to hint at abortion but she doesn't pick it up >later mentions she is 100% against abortion >realize there's no way out of this >sad for the next few weeks just thinking about how all my freedom , time and what little I have money are now going to this damn baby >gf texts me yesterday saying she got her period >what >takes a test today and comes out negative >jah fucking bless >think about how I'm going to buy opiates to celebrate >don't have to completely grow up quite yet >going to get the warm embrace of opiates as I think about how lucky I am in this world now that I don't have to take care of a fucking baby
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