What are you drinking, arcanines?

>>25556014
wild turkey

>>25556014
Nothing currently. It's 3:50 pm. Soon I will be drinking the same as this guy. >>25556029
Don't know what I'm waiting for.

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>>25556047
Fuck. Saved the wrong gif. I already drank too much...

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>>25556014
Whiskey.

Haven't drank in a while, feels good.

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>>25556083
>>25556055
>>25556029
Everyone is drinking whiskey tonight.

>>25556131
Whiskey is great. I would be drinking Jim Beam but I have to get up early.

Before Alfy the present watchman took over, there was a tragedy in the Bear Flag Restaurant which saddened everyone.

The previous watchman was named William and he was a dark and lonesome-looking man. In the daytime when his duties were few he would grow tired of female company. Through the windows he could see Mack and the boys sitting on the popes in the vacant lot, dangling their feet in the mallow weeds and taking the sun while they discoursed slowly and philosophically of matters of interest but of no importance. Now and then as he watched them he saw them take out a pint of Old Tennis Shoes and wiping the neck of the bottle on a sleeve, raise the pint one after another.

And William began to wish he could join that good group.

He walked out one day and sat on the pipe. Conversation stopped and an uneasy and hostile silence fell on the group. After a while William went disconsolately back to the Bear Flag and through the window he saw the conversation spring up again and it saddened him.

>>25556208
popes = pipes*

>>25556178
I went to work drunk on New Years. My boss asked "are you drunk or just hungover". I said "just hung over". I was stumbling and dropping shit for the first 3 hours.

>>25556208
>>25556233
here. pic related is on clearance at my local booze superstored for $0.95. i dont drink for the taste and i challenge anyone to find a better price per standard drink ratio.

Frost vodka, 7 99 a fifth. only 5th time distilled fifth for 799 here. I was being sober fag until I had a 3 hour long 30 email convo with a local chick down the street, her pics were real and I could tell because her house is a mirrored version of mine (same subdivision probably). She quit replying after I sent my picture. im a 6/10 but im sure she can see the pain in my heart through my eyes.

>>25556014
red wine while listenting to classical

Who here /classy/?

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>>25556267
pic related being this. s

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>>25556014
tea with a splash of spiced rum
listening to diarrhea planet currently
cool bando

>>25556335
what would you compare it to?

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orloff with orange juice, cause Im poor and alone

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>>25556208
Seeing as I didn't pay shit for mine I think I win.

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>>25556411
Same here, anon. I love you.

>>25556246
Sounds pretty great too be honest with you faam

>>25556350
good band, saw them back in 2014 and they were very fun

never had alcoholic tea but that sounds very nice

>>25556131
Does fireball count anon?

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>>25556512
It was great. A coworker got sent home because she was throwing up in a trashcan. She drank the rest of my vodka. It was pic related.

>>25556543
Yeah. I'd count it. Not the most manly, but whiskey nontheless.

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>>25556458
post pic dude come on. I drank almost half yesterday

Black coffee. 73 more days until i'm old enough to buy my own liquor, but i'll be too poor to buy any anyway.

>>25556383
well its better than bud ice and miller's Milwaukee's best ice.

it tastes like a slightly but not really shittier version of busche heavy. im an alcoholic though so i'll happily(not so much?) drink steel reserve if its all that's there.

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>>25556595
Watching "the departed".

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It was an Xmas gift.

>>25556648
oh Im just hanging out with some gays on tinychat

>>25556697
I'm not gay if i just like traps right?

drannk 4 boddingtons, 1 pint each, feeling good, not drunk, but good, guess ill go to bed

Drinking Wild Turkey and trying to decide what I get delivered for dinner.

>>25556697
i'm going to try to find the room. i'll be the guy missing his shirt.

I forgot that the liquor store closed at 5 on wednesday fucking ding dong ass shit I don't want to be sober.

>>25556697
gaydayz?

>>25556814
you only have 1 liquor store?

>>25556595
>almost half

we got a real tough guy over here

Sailor jerrys

>>25556305
> he refers to it as "classical"
more like /trashy/ fedorafag

I'm drinking this weird apple spiced white whiskey that I bought on sale called Bonnie Rose. It tastes really weird, but the bottle is very pretty. Im punctuating it with shots of Wild Turkey 101, but I'm mostly saving that for another night.

>>25556858
no thats shit
>>25556802
you mean shirtless?
>>25556716
nah senpai

>>25556898
I know tight , lol, srsly Im almost vomiting I drnka like 4 cups with juice ad have class tomorrow

>>25557235
give me da room then so u can see my man titties

>>25557268
no its a secret gay boy club, find out

>>25557301
pls anonkun

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>>25557007
ebin maymay

> he refers to it as "classical"

What else, ebin memer?

>>25557301
go to gaydayz and find me

>>25557425
poopticker?

>>25557485
ya. kek

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Old Fashioned, made with Larceny bourbon.

>>25557259
bitch im 4 40s in and I can type legibly. it's not hard to look at the red lines and correct the words.

also
>with juice
l m a o
m a o l
a o l m
m a o l

Grey Goose

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LUKSUSOWA

>ctrl+f martini
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gordons, extra dry and dirty

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artisanal water.

>>25558152
I wish I had the makings of one right now. I love a good Vesper in particular, it's just a lot of work and requires two bottles of relatively expensive booze + vermouth and a glass that's a pain to clean, plus shaking. (I know they're actually better stirred, but I can't not do the Bond thing.)

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Bought this last week as a slight step up from my usual schlock. I only had a little club soda to mix, but it's pretty nice. Has a medium texture and a light vanilla flavor to it. It's cheaper than Smirnoff, but doesn't make my teeth hurt like Skol. I'd give it a 7/10 flavor-wise, and maybe an 8/10 once price is factored in.

>>25557743
I dont care nough to correct, also I just vomited so Im less drunk kek. and yeah juice Im a pussy lmao amirite
its fucking vodka ffs

>>25558519
I have some prime advice for you, anon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBMI6ojyvfU

>>25558605
no Im better now i'll drink again

its 3 am here and i just woke up and mixed a pint of smirnoff 100 in a big water bottle with a can of amp i stole from my little brothers room and a gatorade. im 28, divorved 2 years ago, havent had a job or meaningful pursuit since then, or a gf naturally. i have done nothing but drink since i effectively got fired for drinking to begin with and i now live in my grandmothers attic. no one i used to know wants to associate with me any longer. thinking of killing myself fairly soon

>>25556014
White wine cause it's what was there.

>>25556083
Mai is secret god tier waifu

having a vodka and a nice e cig

Vodka and Passionfruit

>>25556014
chainbreaker white IPA, it's pretty good.

>>25556014
Jim Beam