How the FUCK do I talk to girls?
She initiated the conversation then just fucking ignored me
What the FUCK is wrong with women?
>Thinking how long you reply matters
>Being this autistic
Flirt with her, ask for her number
>Chad told me to always wait before responding
Sounds like you got fucking trolled by Chad. I always respond as soon as I see I've got a text and because of this, people love texting me. Why would someone text a person who takes forever to respond? Use your brain, holy shit. Robots are so gullible.
Also never EVER send a dick pic randomly. Girls hate that shit even when your dick is big. It makes them think you think they're a hoe or easy to get. Only send dick pics when they ask for it. Trust me, they will complement on that shit even if it's 5 inches.
How do I form connections with people?
THis has stumped me for years
its not a meme go to soc and look at the dic rate threads, even 4channers will stretch those clits so much that your average dick will be useless
>stretch those clits so much that your average dick will be useless
>stretch those clits
Well first thing is first.
To get along with someone you have something in common. You both have the sa me conciousness and are both human beings, congrats! Now off to the next step.
Ask for her number and when you do, ask her where she lives or what she does for a living. Keep the conversation balanced between you and her. Give your 2 cents and let her talk about herself too. Keep the conversation focused what interests BOTH of you. The conversation can be anything from spoons to airplanes to social media to music etc. You can literally talk about anything as long as it relates to both of you.
Don't go sperging off and telling her about your favorite pepe memes or vidya. If she doesn't know it then forget about it.
She said that because i took a photo of my self next to my motorcycle, and noted in my bio i didn't know how to take a photo and hoped i didn't look like a douche.
She unmatched me like 1-2 days later, since i didn't send anything further. Bitch didn't tell me her musical tastes. I'm not here to have quick sex like a lot of the low-tests on r9k who think they are top shit for using a condom.
You know it's all camera angles and good camera quality right? Posting your dick from your balls makes it bigger and the majority of them only grip their penis with thier hands flat which makes their tiny 5 inchers bigger. Also mostly everyone has a small head and a bigger bridge on their dick so it creates the illusion that it's bigger.
Those object pictures? Yeah those little faggots zoom in or out of the object itself to male their dicks bigger.
Hows this familia?
I can still get a gf...right guys!?!?
Also got a few more matches last night, including a foreigner on holiday here. Might not message since cbf.
If you dont have a physical illness you are literally a normie and need to leave
I also shit bloody diareah every morning
>I am being completely serious.
So am I when I say im literally going to let this kill me
Life is nothing but a painful series of algorithms to me and I am tired
But it probably won't even kill you. There are better ways to embrace suffering, for example, burning yourself alive in a public place. Or stabbing yourself repeatedly. These are ways to actually kill yourself with pain, instead of just having constant pain and burning piss until you decide enough is enough.