Hey there wagecuck, I know you'd like to keep browsing,

>>25555460

who is paying you and how much?

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>>25556669
yfw its a literal neet
except he has no grand adventures, skills, or enhanced understanding/knowledge
his only joy is posting bait
and one day his parents will die

>>25555460
>took lessons
>researching
>"NEET"
okay

>>25556849
Parents usually kick them out before 25.

>>25556913
i should start shitposting about neets from my hot tub

>>25555460
While you surround yourself with piss bottles and chip bags and unwashed dishes from all the microwave burritos you make you still try to get the bait in. I don't see how a person can sit at home all day, playing vidya, fapping every other hour out of complete boredom, rational.
Your room probably smells of fart's and cum stained moldy t shirts you stuff under your bed.

I love my job. In an hour and a half my fattest paycheck yet will deposit and hard work will pay off. And all I had to do was work the holidays instead of sitting home alone.

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>>25555460
OK neettard I'll get my healthy 7-8 hours sleep and go to work so I can secure my financial future, and fund my hobbies (driving, biking, hiking, reading Manga I bought, and playing vidya I bought.

What's that? You'll be screwed when your parents die and money runs out? You can always come work for me when I become a manager at my work place

>>25557076
>when I become a manager at my work place
hahahahahahahahaha
keep dreaming son keep dreaming

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>be 22
>already a foreman
>make fat stinky neets dig until they puke

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>wagekeks trying to justify their miserable wasted lives chasing the dollar

>>25557257
Also most heart attacks occur during the hours people rush out of bed in the morning.

I work on my own time, as in, whenever I want.
But thank you for your concern NEETfriend. You and your jealous passive-aggressive pepe make my days.

>>25555460
Jokes on you I only sleep 3 hours a night

>>25557257
>all these mad NEETs jealous of literally everyone because they had the balls to get out in the world and work for something
>implying everyone works for money
>implying all jobs are "work"

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>>25555460

What do you call a tired wagecuck?

Undercaffeinated.

Man, what a fucking strange loop to trap one's self in. Wake up, drink this strange black liquid shit that you need to add copious amounts of sugar and cream in just to stomach it, and drink MORE throughout your shift!

But you're 'not an addict,' right wagecuck?

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>the one samefagging neet itt on suicide watch

>>25557257
nice meme, I wake up naturally, after 8 hours of sleep. I eat, because I'm hungry, have a pleasant 10 min bike ride, am greeted by my lovely coworkers who are as passionate and skilled as I am, and make no money for anyone because I work for a non-profit. Nice try, Bukowski.

>>25557348
You'd think someone who does nothing all day everyday would have better oc

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>>25555460
DONT FUCKING REMIND ME
YOU THINK I ENJOY WAKING UP AT 7AM AND SLAVING MY ASS AWAY FOR 9 HOURS EVERY DAY?
NO I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT I JUST WANT TO BE A NEET
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i only want to see the get

>>>25555555

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ops face as he gets repeatedly assblasted by his failures in life

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>>25557389

You'd think someone who has to work all day everyday would have enough sense to make sure they stay properly rested.

Hope those pots stay fresh wagecuck! Wouldn't want our hard worker drinking stale coffee now, would we?

>>25557386>
>falling for the no profit meme
Good goy+

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>>25555460
Thanks for the advice friend! If I wasn't able to work optimally I wouldn't be able to spend my money on so many nice things. Ah, nothing compares to having proud parents and contributing to the betterment of mankind. See you tomorrow neetcuck!

>>25557392
When NEETs falseflag their own threads.

>>25557467
its just sad tbqh familia senpai

>>25555460
Good job best one yet
I do need to go to bed because muh wageslave job that I need to be at.
Gotta have something to pay for college
The hope is that it will pay off and ill have a graduate degree from a cool university i can be proud of
Have money for family and travel

>>25557348
>drink this strange black liquid shit
>He doesn't like coffee
oh wow.
Bet you don't enjoy vegetables either.

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My mom threatened to kick me out if I don't have a job by the end of the month. I'm completely fucked because my stupid decision to go to college has left me both over-qualified and under-qualified. What should I do? I feel like my best hope might be to join the army.

>>25557348
You only put cream and sugar in it if it's bad or you're a pussy.
Personally, I buy coffee I enjoy drinking black and only to get that little kick to get my motivation going for the day where I take home enough money to literally buy people.

>>25557348
That's kind of presumptuous. I'm self employed as a software developer keeping whatever hours I like and I drink a lot of coffee because I enjoy it, just like many other people.

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>>25557467
im getting real sick of your shit wagecuck, not everyone as delusional as you to actually like to work
i fucking want to die at least then it would make me stop working

I actually don't mind working its the getting up at 7 am that fucks me up

>>25557442
I work for a homeless shelter, we certainly don't take a dime from our clients. Oh, wait I lied, we sell stamps at cost.

>>25557467
It really is pathetic

>>25557430
I'm in uni actually ;D

>>25557348
Coffee is best when it's black.
I've never felt any effects from caffeine so I only drink it for the enjoyment of the drink.

>>25557552
>you get 5-15 years to decide what career you want
>can work anywhere you want in the country
>he thinks it's "delusional" when someone enjoys their job

too bad you're an idiot or you'd actually go die instead of pretending to hate your life.

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>tfw I won't EVER be able to be a true NEET
I'll be able to get close by doing very minimal online work but I'll always have to have some obligations...

>>25557552
While I wouldn't want to work there forever I quite enjoy my job. There's almost always something to do so time passes quick and my coworkers are all chill as fuck.
Way better my old job, and I'm sure I'll stay here until I get my career going. NEETs need to stop acting like "wageslaves" have it bad. There's no other way for me to live besides working full time. I don't want to be homeless.

>>25557467
NEETs are truly the scum of the earth.

never doing anything productive sounds like a pretty boring life

but then I suppose most people just coast through their jobs doing the minimum amount of work

even you fellow neets would be jealous of the cookies mommy made today!

mmm mmm mmmmm

>>25557990
i generally don't have any work to be done because i'm in biotech. machines do everything that would require effort, i just make some decisions and sign my name on shit. if the industry has room for hard workers then i think it's completely the opposite right now, people sell their whole lives away to work hard and they will get the job even if it's some lame shit like working at a bank.

>>25558030
How many GBP do they cost?

The neet life is sweet I make over 800 biweekly to do nothing but play Vidya and do whatever I want stay up as late as I want sleep in all day when I get rehired in the summer it will be hard to go back to being a wagecuck for another 6 months don't get so ragey wageys

>>25559517
>800

Sure mateyyyy

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>Wagecucks this mad

Every fuckin time. It's like they're on a hair trigger after working 8 hours.

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>>25555460
This is the truth, no matter what wagies say.

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Get mad wagecucks