Only Mexi allowed to post
>tfw you can't read or write in Spanish and hardly talk in Spanish
>tfw when you can only grow a mustache not a long gorgeous beard
I married in, but I'm basically a Mexican now.
My father was from South America, and he never taught me Spanish, probably because he was trying too hard to integrate and be American. I'll never forgive him for that shit. My spouse was never taught mostly because they would use Spanish so they could talk without the kids knowing what they were saying, and they were lazy.
I'm privy to the Mexican feels, but I mostly like the Mexican feels
I always wanted to learn Quechua. My grandfather speaks it, but typical to the chain, he never taught my father.
who /immigrant/ here?
tfw coming here was a bad idea after all
My parents are.
>tfw born in the States
>tfw have to help dad with legal and financial issues
>tfw have to help with bills and other things while going to Uni
>tfw autistic spaz so really bad at talking to people whether irl or on the phone
>tfw not living in US of A anymore
>tfw first kiss was a cute redhead
>tfw developed a redhead fetish afterwards
>tfw there are no qt ginger girls in mexico
I've seen a bunch of redhead guys for some reason, but they're all ugly. where the ginger honeydips at
> can't read or write in Spanish and hardly talk in Spanish
What kind of Mexican are you? You're like a Mexi-CAN'T.
I'll take that back if you can speak or understand Nahuatl or Quechua or something.
> tfw when you can only grow a mustache not a long gorgeous beard
Sucks to be you. Unless you've got a mustache like Zapata?
Well I don't really identify myself as a Mexican. Although I saw a similar thread like this one a while ago so I decided to replicate it. No anon I don't have a beautiful mustache ;_;
Nah, I think the ones who got it early are fine. Like me.
They're only changing things for new ones. And once you get a job you can stay there without them checking after. I mean what kind of jobs are we getting that they would? Only paisas I know with good jobs are the ones you see on the news and they're the special snowflakes who landed a way to get through good schools.
I'm working at a restaurant and doing uber/lyft with my new car. I'm good even without the permit at this point. You shouldn't count on it, you never should have. I landed stable jobs within the first couple months of getting it and made sure they'd want me to stay.
Quiero una novia chicana que acepte el hecho de que soy un triste y patetico mojado.
>eso es un cosa que existe.
>tfw no GF
cumplo 38 este year 38 years of no gf
>you will never have fat, uncut, brown schlong because your parents wanted to integrate in American society
do mexicans hate the gringos? are you really trying to secretly take back texas in some kind of reconquista? how do mexicans feel about white people? do mexican men prefer white women or their own race? when I go to the taqueria or the mercado for fajita meat do you make fun of us in spanish? how do most mexicans feel about black niggers? what are mexicos thoughts on the jews?
>latino, but not Mexican
> tfw I'm fine with my friend jokingly calling me a epic but I am basically triggered and get autistically mad when he calls me Mexican
I can't be the only one.
what kind of girls do you see the most?
club chicks/hard ass latinas/ no speaky
wanna know some real bullshit
>ex was half mex half pole
>5'2'' petite & cute
>would never walk on my back
>she really though she might hurt me
>do mexicans hate the gringos?
I sure don't. Neither did my parents.
>are you really trying to secretly take back texas in some kind of reconquista?
Don't live in Texas.
>how do mexicans feel about white people?
Nice people. Some assholes.
>when I go to the taqueria or the mercado for fajita meat do you make fun of us in spanish?
I do. But then again I make fun of everyone.
> how do most mexicans feel about black niggers?
> how do most mexicans feel about black niggers?
Do Mexicans hate gringos? No
Are you really trying to secretly take back Texas in some kind of reconquista? Yes, also California, but one step at a time.
Do Mexican men prefer white owmen or their own race? Yes
Do Mexicans talk behind my back? Yes
What do we think of negros? Nothing, but you wouldn't want your daughter dating one
The Jews? lot of us are Catholics, they see the Jews as murderers and thieves
Gringo here speaking for my people. We like you brown people as long as you speak english and don't commit crimes. We'd like it better if you were here legally but tbqh I've befriended a bunch of great illegal hard working immigrants. Some of the most racist white people will dislike you, but trust me you are in a far better position than blacks and middle easterners. Among the really old whites you're probably even in a better position than Asians. Whites have little reason to dislike you other than some bad things some of you bring upon yourselves, namely gang and drug related violence and illegal immigration. Hopefully these problems will be resolved in the next couple of decades.
Because they think they are mexican despite never have lived in Mexico.
>b-but I go on vacation with abuelita and primos in Michoacan
>b-but my parents are mexican though I grew up in America and don't speak spanish at all
You aren't fucking mexican. You are american and you should feel good about that. Period.
Pathetic you identify as such only when convenient or due to identity issues.
Whenever you can find one of our sluts who wants to fuck you, Jose. My wifes a spic, so I guess we owe you one.
Seems like you got the shit end of the deal. You got mexijewed.
Should have tried harder familia, but I guess as long as you are happy.
>tfw white but grew up in little mexico, Arizona
>tfw blessed with a rich culture
>tfw poor, but learn the meaning of hardwork, good food, and celebration
>tfw when the government wants to prosecute the beautiful people who bring their culture here
>tfw racists want to belittle fellow Americans who are brown or speak languages they don't
I would rather they prosecute us/them tbqh.
Are you sure you weren't cucked by some Asian guy?
>Tfw Latina girls' accent from other countries sound more sexier than an average Mexican girl
>Tfw you turned the fuck on when a Cuban or Columbian girl calls you papi
>Tfw their moans sound so fucking sexy in bed
>Ayyyyou phapi mmmmmmmm asii
Mmmf Mexican girls are boring 2bh
>tfw waaaay rather live in poor, working class, Mexican neighborhood than just plain ghetto.
Thank you Mexicans for giving me a sense of community and safety on a budget. And also the pleasure of unmutilated cock.
Women in general are boring tbqh, I'd rather horde my shekels and get /fit/ waiting for the waifu age.
>tfw hyper sexual culture of Normalfags
Good for you though.
Mexican boys sound qt. Especially mexican boys who are kinda dorky. Real mexicans, not the ones who go "ayyyy ese vato loco wat choo doing mang." ew. Especially mexican boys who are kinda dorky.
Girls sound annoying and loud. I have never met a mexican girl who wasn't loud, annoying and stupid.
i have it worse
>can read, write and speak in spanish
>but you would not be able to distinguish my voice from a generic white american male
You just have to find the right white gf anon
>tfw I've been searching for a qt white gf so I feels you
>only trashy white girls with bfs hit on me
If you're poor and out of shape, they won't look your way.
Getting fit helps, i had white girls be into me all through high school, some after before I went into my depression and stayed home for 4 years.
I'm out of shape now, but I have a 2016 car so i get looks but I wouldn't fuck with those. It's nicer fucking the nice ones that aren't gold diggers.
Also try and find depressed ones, they're always easy no matter what color their skin is.
It's hard though, I see a lot of white girls with asians, blacks, with whites followong and mexicans trailing way behind. I've seriously never seen a white american with a full of beaner looking motherfucker that wasn't me.
You can try other white skins, i feel the older the white girls get the less chance you have with them. Colleges are still good though, if you're fit like i said before.
I'm in los angeles btw.
tldr get fit and a lot of girls will look your way
>mexican with heritage stemming from Texas back when it was in Mexico's hands
>have light skin due to more spanishy father
>also have red hair from grandmother
>look completely white, get called Irish all the damn time
>also grew up with educated parents so I sound white as well
>for some reason latina girls get attracted by me over any other race though, and it only gets better when I reveal my race
>tfw I can switch races whenever I want
>the vengeful smirk I make like an autist revealing his trap card when I get called a white boy by other races
>get treated like a nice white dude by whites
>get treated like a nice mexican dude by mexicans.
It's the best of both worlds.
>arabs and indians constantly think youre one of them
>white people tell you "man you act pretty white for a mexican"
>you have a nigga pass just because youre brown
Yeah some are good to go, but most older women are if they're single.
La fag here, at least 75% of all the girls i knew in high school have a kid now. A good handful had them while still in school. Not just my class either. All grades.
I don't know why the fuck our women are so loose but if you get them early they're good fun.
Okay but compare it to all the spics having one or two babies while still in high school and possibly more after.
There's no white woman who does this.
Just the occasional white trash that's on drugs.
>There's no white woman who does this.
What are you smoking? White girl's get pregnant up the ass in high school all the time. You just don't see it because most of them drop out right after.
mexican girls get impregnated by scumbags without a future. guys whose only goal in life is to have a camaro or charger and will achieve this by working some shitty mcjob or some low-tier roofing job with their dads while living on food stamps and wic.
the guy will eventually get tired of responsibility and leave the girl to go fuck around and collect some more DUIs. the girl will attach herself to another unsuspecting moron with a slightly better job like a parasite.
we will all get lumped in with those plebs and it will be harder to get a gf or even some respect in this country. thanks, plebs.
You don't try hard enough or you have shit genetics.
Nah, but you should try to improve any facet in your life where you feel inadequate.
>This is helpful.
Whats even the point of learning such languages? They hold no major importance whatsoever in the world, its just used to talk to people who already speak spanish, and its probably going to be extinct in 2 decades or so.
It seems so useless, to keep this "mexican indio culture" alive. It brings no benefits, nor they're even worth of praise or respect. Ugly, ignorant, conquered and cucked by the europeans. Something akin to the niggers I think.
Give me a valid reason to preserve such thing here.
Should united statians be speaking algonquian just because the indians who lived there at some point spoke it? No, fuck off. Spanish influence is part of our culture. Stop being a la raza faggot.
>Ellos no saben de las God-Tier mujeres indigenas
>que saben tortear a mano
>saben mantener una familia en orden
>saben conectarse con lo espiritual y Nuestra Virgen de Guadalupe, Madre de Mexico
>saben defender a su tierra y su cultura del los extranjeros y empresarios capitalistas
>te aman de a de veras
Stay C.ucked, Coconuts.
A la chingada con tus dubs
How is that the same thing you fuck, The indians that are left DO speak their ancient languages. Or are they White Americans just because of where they happened to live? Should they let their culture die because the majority of their land and people were killed off by someone else?
You're nice and cucked by the Spanish.
There are still people who come directly from the natives who want to keep the culture alive. Just because it's almost gone doesn't mean you should let it be.
Knowledge is its own reward and carrying on something from centuries ago is something to be proud of when you come directly from those people.
You're okay with letting the ways of the people whose blood is in you, fine, some people are proud of it and want to celebrate it.
Why wouldn't a mexican want to celebrate what makes him mexican, it certainly isn't just being born in mexico.
being raped by the spanish isn't the only culture mexicans have.
Useless knowledge its not worth the effort or time, sperglord fagshit.
>veerhen deh wadaloopeh
>defender su tierra
> not realizing they are just as bad as sand-niggers, as ignorant, smelly and uncontrollably reproducing just to use the indio child to make people take pity on them and snuff a dime out of them.
get your shinebox raza ;)
Aqui en Monterrey casi no hay tradicion del dia de los reyes, solo comemos rosca :3
Relevante al tema, es molesto cuando se identifican como mexicanos cuando son norteamericanos con ascendencia mexicana.
>Can't tell if he's being ironic as people actually believe and say this.
NO, I DO NOT WANT YOUR CHEAP ASS GUM.
Well i wouldn't get mad if someone called me epic
whatever, who /Guatemala/ here?
I've been trying to improve myself and went from totally sperging out at any social situation to girls actually wanting to hang out with me. I'm never gonna leave this place tho, this is mi casa
>someone you don't want to associate with
Jalisco /master-race/ reporting in
stay c.ucked with your shit-tier Westernized Women and m-muh superior race fedora
Thing is, that's how America works. People still identify themselves as Irish Americans or Italian Americans, when technically they have from little to zero contact with the original countries, and have created a new culture on their own. However, that's the predicament of being an immigrant: the new country won't let you forget where you come from (even if you wanted to), and the place you come from despises you anyways.
>settling for the worst thing in Mexico.
>believes in a global Jewish banker power elite
>prefers women indoctrinated from birth into "le ebin Jew media/society and blue-pill feminism" over women who defend their ancient culture against "le Jews"
>because the latter women are "inferior shitskin genetics"
"Oy vey! Good Goyim!" as your kind would say
Stay logically inconsistent, CoconutC.uck
I...I know Anon-kun.
>tfw 2k16 is the year you need to start working out
>tfw 2k16 is the year you need to actually learn Nahuatl
>tfw 2k16 is the year que te tienes que poner las pilas en la uni y conseguirte una buena carera
QT3.14 INDIGENA WHEN??!!
>Actually defending 3DPD.
Buen intento maricon.
>el norte nunca sera una republica independiente
>tfw china collapse.
>tfw straight edge Anti-social master race.
>mfw any little problems I had are completely gone.
>mfw knew a high-test girl from Nicaragua in hs
>body 9/10, face 7/10 in the right light
>tfw she's gone forever
Baja California se llena de gringos tanto que practicamsnte somos gringos ya. el pinche dolar, though. me duele horrible el codo.
2k16 is The Year Mexico BTFO Boxing!
>Fight of the Year:
El Bandido le rompe la madre a Miura
>KO of the Year:
GOATnelo stomps Kirkland
>Fighter of the Year:
GOATnelo on the rise to Legend
>Promoter of the Year:
De La Hoya pone unas peleas chingonas pa la aficion
>The Battle of Los Angeles
>GOATnelo on the WarPath to the next Big SuperFight that will Shit Steaming Turds all over ese pinche fraude aburrido del MayPac
>El Gallo Estrada on the WarPath
>Oscar Valdez on the WarPath
>El Zurdo Ramirez on the WarPath
>Chavez Jr takes his first true Beating
Quizas ahora si se pondra las pilas el Hijo de La Leyenda a entregarse con todo en el entrenamiento y la condicion pa brindarnos de menos algunas peleas de buenos trancazos en estos proximos anos que quedan de su carera
>Neno Rodriguez DESTROYS Najera in 1 ROUND.
That's the same Najera that went 10 rounds with Verdejo: Verdejo the great young hope of Puerto Rico. Neno straight up lit a Fire under Verdejo's Ass 2bh.
Absolutely Fucking BASED.
VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!!
Is this the 1960's to 1980's all over again?
y eso por no volver a revisar mi post
Fuck I HATE you
Living life on easy mode y la chingada
>nunca seras un chad guerito pelirrojo
It was a joke, wait until they release the sony set I guess.
>tfw I broke up with a qt black girl over that
She was really nice and spoke to me despite my autism, were others didn't.
Could of lost my v card, now I'm 24 and alone.
Oye compa, mi buen carnal indigena de gabacho-landia
Tu me puedes conseguir pinches unos peyotes?
Fucking the cactus to Trip Balls babdool?
You know how como you the get it?
What do Japanese qt girls think of Chicanos?
brindando en un Buen pan este es un post creativo y original
>Living life on easy mode
>wants help from mexicanos
This is why gabachos can't be robots
If I hear the word chipotle one more time outsidfe of Subway I will fucking kill all of you fucking diarrhea merchants. WOOOOO CHIPOTLE WOOOOOOOOOOOO NEW MEMEZ I NEED CHIPOTLE IN MY ARSE CUZ IM A COCKSUCKER
How bout American born Japanese girls desu?
>not having a jap qt.
>he hasn't seen the surveys and statistics.
Not even into 3D, but it's not hard.
I also am interested in peyote, Anon.
>mfw the captcha asked to select cactus
Who /tan skin but black dick/ here?
It's weird senpaitachi. My dick skin is seriously black and very contrasted to the rest of my body.
>tfw nobody on this board appreciates the most Patrician Sport
all sports are a spectacle for the plebs. sigue siendo un buen goy
Not him, but this is going to be fucking normal advice, you've been warned:
>Quit using porn.
>Get a job if you don't have one.
>get plastic surgery if you can afford it.
>watch mainstream shit.
>b ur self.
But boxing is fun to take part in.
>mfw fighting on the street and just pull out muay thai for no reason.
>posting on a balinese cockfighting discussion board
>not also a pleb
>thinking it's "le ebin Jews" and not capitalist imperialism, the militaryindustrial complex and the National Security State that's cannibalizing society's resources and making your life objectively Shit
>being a commie.
Where do you live so I can report you?
Assuming you live in Mexico, but if you live in the states, get ready for god emperor Trump.
>openly admitting that you will be one of the cowed masses meekly obeying U.Shits.A.'s upcoming totalitarian regime and ratting out neighbors/family/friends to the CIA death squads
Como se siente ser un Cuernudo sin Cojones, GabachoC.uck?
>Not being American and having American interests at heart.
Feels good actually.
>American interests at heart
>assuming I'm talking about gabachos
>Not the interests of my 30 million Paisanos in North Mexico
It's an ambiguous feel
Considering my country is already a puppet of the U.S.
>you knew El Chapo would never actually assassinate Trump
>because he's always been a CIA asset
No mamar pls. da gonorrea tu chairismo.
At least my country isn't getting cucked, nor is at gay as yours.
> you are future Greece
And yet now Spain openly celebrates being Eurogay cucks
Video related is literally C.uck: The Song
By La (*lisppp*) Espana's biggest music export
Stay c.ucked, GachupinC.ucks
No compa. Pero yo si conozco uno. El es de Jalisco y estudia en Califas en un colegio privado prestigioso. Creo que el pasado Verano el tomo un gran tour de toda Europa con su grupo academico y unos de Harvard y Princeton o algo asi
That sucks for you senpai even as pure mutt mexican, I'm not that bad.
>tfw still have small dick.
>at least not ugly, alcoholic, or rage issues.
How tall are you? You're probably taller than me.
Daca illegal spic here
the future doesn't look good,
My only goal now is saving up enough money to travel all the places I can in the world, then an heroing. Will need about 20k
>Most shit-tier dictator
Even among his School of the Americas peers, he was a failure and should have just fucking killed himself before Tlatelolco desu
>white mexican paternal grandfather
>his parents were apparently "first generation german and austrian immigrants" to fucking mexico
>his (and my) last name is a fake German last name
>his middle name also fake German, to the point that literally nobody else has ever had the same name
eyo what the fuck
>tfw can't speak Spanish
I can't talk to other people of my own race because there are no Mexican weebs in the US
>tfw look too white and can't speak Spanish so all the mexicans call you gringo
>tfw look too much like a dago and all the gringos call you spic
>mfw mostly Italian and a quarter Spanish
Sucks because that 25% Spaniard was in the new world since the early 1600s, so I'm more of a "real American" than either the wetbacks or gringos who decide that I'm neither.
Also, worst of all,
>tfw no qt Spaniard mexican gf to teach you spanish and cook for you
>being this thirsty.
>The direction this thread went in
>no one checked my dubs. >>25564788
You sure wasted those trips.
>implying there are any female on /r9k/
It's the whole "I don't speak spanish and I wasn't born in mexico like you lowly beaners but I'm still mexican xD. Gaze upon my superiority for I am your superior, you disgusting spics. PS I'm Mexican" attitude.
>trump will most likely become president
>promised to end the program
>clearly nobody wants us here
>will probably get gassed
You think all that BUILD WALL shit is just shitposting?
Question for all the mexibots with yellow fever
Do other Spanish people think you're weird for liking asian grills
Do your parents approve of your lust for azn QTs
forced yes, originally
But Catholicism in Mexico now is distinctly absorbed into the indigenous tradition, not replacing it
>he doesn't know that the Virgin of Guadalupe is actually the Aztec/Mexica goddess Tonantzin, who saved her chosen people from the 12 waves of smallpox pestilence brought by the gachupines
>Yfw Mexicanos are still heathen indios who follow our ancient curandero/brujeria ways, but the Vatican would never call us out on it because they'd lose by far the biggest Catholic country on the planet
Without turning this into /pol/, a lot could change between now and the election.
Politicians promise shit all the time but how often do they really make good on those promises?
> clearly nobody wants us here
I wouldn't know how to counter that.
Not gonna happen.
They think I like them just because I watch Taiwanese moving pictures, and yes on both fronts.
They make fun of me and try to introduce me to them, so maybe?
>better than knowing I'only into 2D.
>vote Trump 2016 original comment desu.
its not just him, all the republican candidates said they will get rid of it day 1, even immigrant friendly ones like rubio and bush.
It only takes a signature and a phone to get rid of an executive action.
Only way it will stay is if clinton or sanders win, but i dont like any of them.
nothing matters anyway
GabachoC.ucks being this triggered by a Bernie Sanders pic related that clearly has nothing to do with my post
>thinking the entire world is USA
Sitting Bull was right about you Cumskins
My mom actually wants me to be with an Asian girl because she hate Mexican girls in America because she is old school also my name doesn't help because it's not even remotely Mexican
Also I'm not a grill anon
Do you have email?
Or at least a dummy email so we can get to know each other offboard and you have the option to give me your real email only if you feel comfortable/trust me enough.
I have no fwends either.
I pwomise, Heaven-chan.
>politicians SAY things but whether or not they actually DO them is something else
alot of the times they CANT do that thing they say they will because it requires congress to work with them.
But like i said, removing an executive order is easy and fast to do.
me, not going to live there long though.
right now im saving money to visit as many places as I can, then an heroing
It's guaranteed that he will remove us from the country.
>immigration already has all our information
>they know where we live and what we look like
What he will never do, however, is get the Mexican government to pay for his wall project kek.
>all those countries that mexicans can travel to freely
>we can't even travel within the US by plane much less outside of it
Yes, emigrating here was definitely a bad idea. I'll never forgive my parents.