Can we get a fembot feels thread going?
>tfw left red splotches on a seat at the library by accident
>tfw the store close to my college where I get my tampons from are closed
>tfw I had to borrow shoes from one of my friends because a knuckle head puked all over mine at a party last night
>music so loud you can't hear yourself think
>people are dancing and playing beer games
>very messy and sticky, alcohol is everywhere
>some sitting on the couch getting high and smoking cigarettes and hash
>people making out in closets and fucking in bath and bedrooms
The first half an hour is fun but when people start drinking too much and lose their minds it gets scary and annoying because you have to look after the people that drank too much, and since they're freshies they are underage drinking so you can't call an ambulance or police or anything.
>tfw when I got drunk and hit on him I can't remember what I did
>I know I did something embarrassing
So this is the new shitposting thread where trans can act like actual women?
>I'm totally a robot you guys xD
>now listen to my sob story about how my hot bf wouldn't fuck me tonight :(
>I bet you're a qt deep down :)
What a useless thing to say
thousands of tons of steel on steelinstead
>tell an anon what kind of girl you want
homely chub with a high libido that prefers to stay in and fuck/play vidya
>"fembot" responds (even though she doesn't meet all of those standards)
>she then demands I be her perfect qt in return, when I was just saying I wouldn't get what I want
Nobody asked you!
Keep going shopping when there's no one around and maybe we'll run into each other...and avoid eye contact...together.
just meet each other on the train
or better yet, jump in front of one
Because after HS I started a shitty major instead of rewritting my exams, now 4 years later I realised I want to study medicine and I have to relearn chemistry, biology ect because I remember nothing :(
>tfw this makes you feel better about being a complete loser
And in the end I'll still end up behind
That depends on what I'm buying, usually Winco
You'd like to run train on me wouldn't you? Too bad you're pathetic and I would never let something like that happen
lol you wish roastie
like I said, just kill yourself
your thread is bad and you should feel bad
>paying attention to the disfigured shits that ruined their quarantine zone.
I at least have standards! I wouldn't seduce a train poster
>tfw I'm not OP
which is why I'm turning it into a train thread, and sageing every post
You have no idea how much I want to hurt you, just for being a woman.
I want to punch you. I want to fuck your ass dry.
I want to choke you. I want to break your arms.
I want to cut you open and disembowel you. I want to bathe in your blood.
YOU DID THIS TO ME
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE LIKE THIS
YOU DID THIS
you are from Tumblr though, which makes you pure cancer. please drown in your own tears and period blood
don't give this "fembot" positive attention
Man here, explain to me what the problem is? Did a pen break in your pocket? Were you carrying around two small water balloons filled with liquid dye? Why are we even put on this place to post on gay imageboard? Is this what God intended my fings to do when he rolled them like snakes? I have much to consider.
Mummy was a drinkie. Such a sad tale of dispear.
If he gets me high and is hygenic, maybee
He's got to be clean and strong, Height doesn't matter much to me because I'm short :3
I like beards too if they are full
No woman has done this to you. It's your attitude that ruins your life
this is a truly aesthetic train IMO
I'd get you high for sure, but I dislike you and I'm not terribly hygenic
>I'm not like other girls
That might be true, but so many girls say it that it's developed a negative connotation. I wouldn't be surprised if you got more than a few angry/amused replies, including that image with all the alt looking girls saying that very phrase.
>tfw you can't tell if she means dick size or body
Awwe you guys wanna fight over who gets to be my practice bf?
>or a friend.
How's that possible did you never go to school? I mean even the losers have a loser clique, do even your family members treat you like shit?
Not teasing just curious.
Can I get an honest answer here, do people really believe the op and others are female in these threads? I mean the op post is always the same 5 sentence greentext post of random women problems. It seems to be just a ploy to get people angry.
You'd like that wouldn't you?
For me to flick my tongue around your anus and ever so gently stick it in. Get it wet as I feel it pulse. then move up and deepthroat your cock with my slobbery mouth. I'd do it forcefully but then let you take control of me and do what you want.
>tfw no lewd fembot gf to lick my ass after I lick hers
STOP, FUCKING STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW, FEMBOTS ARE A FUCKING LIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How come you idiots can't take a hint when a girl is hitting on you?
it'd be perfect if malebots and fembots were able to come together and comfort each other, but malebots are too fucking dense to see when fembots want them. I was flirting with a malebot friend earlier today at a coffeeshop, and it was OBVIOUS that I was hitting on him, but he just looked so confused.
>inb4 he didn't want you
he's ugly and hasn't had a gf in years
don't mind me, just checking the get. Also women are mentally inferior and should be enslaved.
kek my LDR has been going on for 4 years and i only see him once a month in a year. he's failed college last year and he's failing it again because he took the wrong path b/c he wanted to make a lot of money. i wanted to get married and have kids by 19-24 but this seems impractical and not gonna happen. im so disappointed. im frustrated too. what should i do?
then drink enough chartreuse to kill 10 people
he lives in france m8 i dont think they have that. also he absolutely doesn't want to go to the us and go to school here since it's too expensive and if he fails while paying all that money it'd be suicide.
he literally feels more depressed and gets more courage to kill himself everyday. i don't know what to do. he takes his failures hard and overreacts. its insanity.
>spend hours looking for roleplay partner
>find one and get to writing
It's so much fucking fun, I feel so much more at ease when I know I have something to come back to whenever I check my email and stuff.
also if i break up with him reminder i will never be a virgin again as i've been taken by one man and he took my virginity. ill just become celibate and kill off my sex drive thats all
sure id be barren and have no kids but.. fuck do i look like fucking another man.. disgusting
FUGGGGG looks like i'm going with baby pink. is this close enough to baby pink? i only like cool-toned pinks
go shoot up a bar or something
there are worse ways to die desu
just do it
How about pic related? She's a fembot and browses here
thanks, sis! and thank you all for your help.
mystery what happened with you and pic related, are you on good terms now?
It depends on what you want to roleplay. Regular stories or erotic stories? And from there you want to decide which kind of genre for the story and or fetish depending on what you're into.
I use omegle sometimes under tags for my fetishes to meet people who like what I like for sex stuff. For serious roleplay (nonsexual stuff) I just do that in person when I play DnD.
I mean erotic stuff, I have considered playing DnD as well for fantasy roleplaying but don't know the game and don't want to make the game all fucked up for people at my local game store. I go there to play MTG sometimes but havent really made any friends. :/
Do you expect me to round up every single woman on this board or something? I have my human limits when it comes to number of conversational partners.
Besides, compared to "no women at all", that's very much plenty.
I know of at least three other anons that are obsessed with her. Are you obsessed with her mystery? Do you have any of her pics mystery?
>implying i want to get fucked
men are only good for looking at, nothing more. i dont want their nasty shit inside of me. i wish i was more religious growing up so i could of saved my virginity i guess.
not twice, almost. but yeah. whatever. i might break up with him so he can stop being motivated mostly by me and become his own man. he's very sheltered and doesn't have great skills.
kek at this retard trying to feel smart
She's an anon that posts here. She hasn't been around lately, and I'm guessing it's because university is back up for most students.
She also posts photos every now and then and takes requests but only deals in trades, so you have to give her one of your pics in exchange. She collects robots pictures here for her collection. Also collects faces from soc threads.
>didn't trade anything
>she made my picture her wallpaper
>she's a ASSFAGGOTS player
>later make vague posts indicating I have information she would greatly desire and then cutting her off saying I won't share anything
>actually DO have information she would greatly desire
M a c h i a v e l l i a n
>later make vague posts indicating I have information she would greatly desire and then cutting her off saying I won't share anything
kek what was her reaction?
email@example.com, let us talk in private brother, let's trade information I have good stuff
Obvious how? Because everyone claims to be male? There's no proof of that either, friendo.
Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going on Two Sides, AKA MOBA (dota, League of Legends, Smite)
Perhaps, but one seventh of 40 is still just 6 rounded up, making my number more than accurate.
"Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides"
It's a more accurate "MOBA" that isn't a marketing term.
Nah, not sharing anything about anyone desu~
He's recalling that number from a dubious survey. Problem is women hate surveys that don't shit out a personality type or Disney Princess at the end, unlike men who will always gravitate towards order and free exchange of information.
>Nah, not sharing anything about anyone desu~
Alright no biggie. Just thought you'd be interested in information about tripfags. Locations (some precise, some approximate), lifestyles, where the work etc.
why is this such a meme?
you're all fucking NEW as shit. in 2012 there was more rampant misogyny than there is now. 2012 was PEAK craigbot spamming "cum on face" threads 24/7. there was literally 50% of the board with some variation of "how could you ever love a girl who has had cum on her face?" at one time. the other half was similar to sluthate or puahate.
fuck. i wish you people wouldn't hide how new you are.
Back in 2012, that was all just shitposting in a similar sense to cuckold and gay shitposters. Just because those things pop up frequently now, doesn't mean the board itself abides by it.
In a few years, though, sure, because the majority of people are incredibly weak willed and will eventually give in the shitposting and turn them into their own reality. It's the same thing that happened with misogyny on this board. Read a book, Mystery.
Yeah, I get it, but I know basically everything I need to atm, and if I shared anything unique I know it'd become that much less of a spicy meatball you know?
I'll just wait until I can get her attention naturally.
noo it wasn't doj
god you are so new it hurts. please spend some time reading the /r9k/ archive from 2010 and on and then maybe i'll allow you to post anymore of your shitty opinion on /r9k/.
the archive should be mandatory reading to be able to post on the board, followed by a 3 hour multiple choice exam on board culture and history. if you get less than a 60% you shouldn't be allowed to post son this board
>implying I dont want to do the same to men
Ah I know what you mean. Unfortunately she hasn't been posting in /r9k/ for a while as far as I can tell, and already getting her attention is hard. Most of what I know about her revolves around her favourite bands and a bit of her social life but that's pretty much it.
Yeah, it definitely was. The issue here is that you're just as weakminded, and therefore interpret any minor shitpost on a board as instantly integrated part of the board's culture. You're the exact kind of scum that made this board awful to begin with. People like you should not have access to the internet.
>"how could you ever love a girl who has had cum on her face?" at one time. the other half was similar to sluthate or puahate
All good memes all good beliefs, I don't see the misogyny just facts.
no kek i just don't want him depending on a woman for emotional comfort and for him to become more of a man. would i like to stay with him? hell yes. i just want him to get stronger and fix himself first, because God and self-love and strength is more important. I don't think im helping him. hell i wont help myself by breaking up with him because id become a bitter celibate woman.
emphasis on you think.
I'm sorry for having to correct the errors you make in basic English.
>I'm so old guys!
Even if you'd be, noone cares. Same goes for mystery. You're trying too hard at this point.
Of course, I can't give any kind of definitive advice without knowing you both very well. But reading everything that you wrote, it really seems best to not be letting him need you.
The first time I came to this board it was ground zero for feels faggotry, I hate it and every single one of you. I'm glad I checked it out again a few days ago this place has gotten a lot funnier.
Feels are the worst thing to ever happen to 4chan or the internet and I hope every feelz faggot got fingernail cancer from typing their gay shit.
DUUUUDE your hustle is unassailable, you deserve every (you) you get you've really got a great persona going on.
But on the real, consider suicide.
Holy shit that was bad.
I meant by the tone of your posts you're being a bitter faggot so your opinion is discarded.
No one can post about relationships without some jaded idiot (Female or male) getting in their feels and looking at it the worst way imaginable because they dont know shit
Fuck, im a human. I have my weaknesses. I didnt say I wanted to abuse him or god forbid cheat. Jesus.
I think you're mixing me up with the other anon. I don't really have emotions about this, I was just kind of wanting to say that it sounds like you and the guy are in kind of a shitty place together.
>tfw when not a robot.
>Have friends and money
>recently got a really good job and three year old sports car
>just a little ugly so no friends who are girls
>would totally take a half decent fembot from here and shower her in shit I would buy
>All she would have to do is talk to me on skype and play vidja with me
There is no God.
>this is the type of person you share this board with
>barely coherent retards advertising in "fembot feels" threads that they want to give women money just for talking to them online
Gas this fucking gender
why is this thread called ''fembot feels'' if it is /soc/ 2.0???
Men are the ones who's trying to turn fembot feels into /soc/ 2.0. It's their sneaky advertising post.
>tfw no qt pale bf
>h-h-h-hi femanon i'm a pale guy! b-but i'm ugly so you probably don't want me.. ;___;
No such thing as fembot fuck off whores. You're all a bunch of worthless subhuman roasties who will never ever be loved.
How does it feel to know you will never be loved by a man? You'll never be a real mother(at most a pumped and dumped single mom). Your existence is pointless. Is that why you slut around so much? Your terrible personality pushes everyone away so you just try to fill the void in your empty meaningless life with lots of dicks?
Why don't you 'attempt' 'suicide'. It's a win/win situation. You get attention, and juuuuust maybe you'll accidentally do something right for once and actually die.
>schizo senpai noticed me on monday
>been beating myself up over this for days now
>everyone tells me I'm looking pretty
>but senpai hasn't talked to me in days
>have just been stalking
>getting paranoid he can see me watching him through the window
>lurk a bit on pol and gee
>lurk on r9k
>see femanon bait thread
>239 / 49 / 59