okay guys, this is it. losing my virginity in about 30 minutes.

>>25550881
You're making a mistake.

>>25550881
just be sure she's clean anon, you don't want to get an std

>>25550881
DON'T DO IT.
PUT THE MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET.

>>25550881
lick her butthole for me

ps. captcha was waterfalls... A good sign

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another picture of her. she's 22.

>>25551102
How much are you paying??

>>25551122
$280 for 1 hour.

Don't listen to these virgins senpai, have fun and just don't overthink it. People much better looking and with higher social status have paid for pussy since the dawn of time.

suck on her asshole

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>>25550881
>tfw you just spend $120 on dinner and couldve just spent another $140 for this chick to suck your dick

>>25551242
>>25551044
gtfo you disgusting pervs. licking ass is beta and gay.

>>25551187
overpaying but go ahead and get it anon

then u'll realize afterwards what a waste of time it was. then you can

A S C E N D
S
C
E
N
D

to asexuality

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Make sure you tell us how her butthole tastes

Holy fuck I didn't think it was possible to hate being an Amerishit any more than I already did, but here I am

Ask her out OP


Also post video

she just texted me, she's coming over. 5-10 minutes

SEE YOU GUYS ON THE OTHER SIDE, HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO GET MY DICK SUCKED AND I'M GOING TO FUCK A PUSSY.

>>25551804
Please report back and Godspeed anon

We are waiting anon.

>>25550881
Is that a whole paycheck? No, no no no. She doesn't deserve it, and neither does the pimp.

>>25551804
Good luck, anon. Tell us of the sucking and if it is worth the effort.

>>25550881
dont forget to come back and tell us about how you came while trying to put on the condom

Would finding a prostitute that looks like my ex oneitis help me let go? I'd likely be willing to pay the prostitute extra to pretend to be her.

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>>25550881
Did it happen yet?

Come on tell us

>>25552123
would probably make it harder to let go

I've seen a few of these threads over the last couple days. Apparently people really like losing their v-card to chicks they have to pay for. Can't say I blame them though.

she just left, ask me whatever.

>was it worth it?

100% yes. she swallowed my first load, couldn't get much for second but it went on her stomach.

>>25553064
was it awkward at first? are you hot? were you nervous?

>>25550881
you don't lose your virginity if you use a condom op

>>25553191
must be a lot of virgins out there that think they're hot shit then

>>25553064
>100% worth it

Really? It wasn't awkward or anything? You don't have any regrets?

>>25553064
wasn't really awkward, no. I was nervous but she calmed me down in like 10 seconds after she had entered my apartment.

the thing that sticks with me the most was her smell. she smelled so fucking good.

>>25553064
How old are you OP?
Was it awkward?

>>25553324
mean for >>25553165

>>25553316
no regrets. that money would have been spent on bullshit anyway.

>>25553324
How long did you last? I'm worried I'm going to cum literally the second a girl touches me

>>25553324
Interesting. It's nice that she calmed you down so easily. Can't really imagine myself in a scenario like that, but then I'd probably never go through with this sort of thing anyway. Admittedly, I'm holding out, but even if I wasn't, that shit's kind of pricey.

Her smelling good sounds about right. There's something about a really good scent that holds you long after they're out of your presence.

>>25553337
was not awkward. I'm 24.

>>25553064
Did you tell her about your virginity?

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get out of my board tainted normalfag

>>25553407
well I jerked off a few hours before she came over. I came after about 10 minutes during the blowjob, had like 10-15 minutes break where we just cuddled and then more blowjob and sex for the remaining time.

I'm curious why she even does this. she was literally a 9/10.

>>25553528
>I'm curious why she even does this.
because sociopaths feel no shame. They're just hedonistic beings.

>>25553528
does a blowjob feel as good as I imagine? Pretty sure I couldn't last 10 minutes desu when I'm really turned on and I fap without lube I can cum in like a minute

>>25553528

280 bux an hour.

I make 100,000 a year, that is just 50 dollars an hour.

Obviously she's not getting close to full time, but still.

I mean yeah she could try to go golddigging but that has its downsides too.

>>25553528
how did you even find this 9/10? seems like most girls with her looks would be charging much more ridiculous rates

>>25553528
The fact that you think she's a 9/10 is probably why. She's probably highly requested if other guys find her to be a 9/10 which means she's probably being paid pretty well.

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>>25553528
it the best way to make money, like camwholes

>>25553586
it feels pretty fucking amazing. took it slow first tho and for the last minute I was pretty much fucking her mouth (she let me) and I felt like I came like never before.

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Where did you find her OP?

Are you from America? How do I get a hooker without getting set up by cops???

>>25553671
>.eu
>Oslo

You retarded m8?

Don't become emotionally attached ya twat

>>25553671
Just look up escort services in your state. You'll probably find one. If you live anywhere near Nevada, there's a apparently a highly recommended brothel service there, most notably in Vegas probably.

>>25553611
Gold digging doesn't guarantee any yields and it also doesn't give pure cash in most situations, also bigger chance of getting ripped off by the guy you are trying to gold dig now days.

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>>25551287
>tfw not a virgin
>tfw i've had some girlfriends
>tfw i'm not a fat beta shitlord
>tfw secretly i don't find relationships or sex pleasant at all
>tfw i still feel like i SHOULD like it, and that i'm fucked up for not liking it
>tfw i still feel the need to fuck but i know i wont enjoy it

wish i would go full normal person or full asexual. i'm neither and it sucks

>>25553832
you ever think that maybe you're gay?

Ar du norsk OP?

>>25553616
escort site.

>>25553485
yep.

>>25553745
I wont. I'm not a full blown psycho, but I don't really grow attached to other people. I'm too selfish. my own desires and stuff comes before anyone elses.

inb4 fedora tipping images.

>>25553858
yes, and i tried it twice. it was absolutely horrible and i felt completely disgusted.

first time i drank half a bottle of jager and smoked a fuckton of weed to force myself to do it. ended up coming down hard and feeling depressed and wanted to kill myself (not that i would actually do it). second time was "hey maybe it was the booze and weed's fault, let's try it sober". ran away after 5 minutes of making out with a fucking bearded dude and vomited.

protip: if you don't think or feel you're gay at all, you might not be. -1/10, would definitely not recommend.

>>25553858
adding to that, sometimes i remember that dude's breath, it's horrible.

i wish i knew what my problem was, maybe i'm secretly autistic? a psychopath? i really don't know

>>25551102
She's 26

>>25553832
so you are asexual

>>25551102
pretty damn nice. just don't fall in love, op.

>>25553972
if you're worried about it, then you're not a psychopath.
Probably aspergers.

>>25554005
but i still feel like i should do all this stuff, and i sometimes want to have sex even though i've never really enjoyed it much?

are pics usually legit on these euro escort sites?

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>Europeans get to fuck these girls for less than half of a pay check
>Here in the United Cucks of Mexico2.0 we have to spend 500$ flying to a country or our one state where it's legal to spend 800$ for 12 minutes with an overweight mother of 20.

God sometimes I hate this fucking country. You can own a gun but paying to fuck a woman is out of the question?

>>25554071
there are plenty of escorts in every state, in every city.
You only get arrested if you try to pick one off the street.
Stop being and idiot.

>>25554117
I was about to pick one through backpage. I seen her on the site for about a month and thought she was legit.

Then the morning I was going to call her like 9 ads popped up in the escort section saying that she was a cop.

>>25554145
Do you have any advice for 1st time backpage users trying to find a escort? What to look out for and avoid

>>25554145
if they say something like "that'll be $100 for a blowjob" you know its a cop.
You're spending money for the escort's *time* not sex. If they mention money and a sexual favor in return, then you need to tell them to leave.

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>>25554117
Except all those "escorts" are undercover cops.

>>25554218
see
>>25554203
its not hard to recognize them. They're obvious as fuck because they need you to incriminate yourself.

>>25554145
Look into local "hobbyist" sites where you can read ads and reviews. Usually escorts will have ratings and reviews from actual people.

A good nationwide site is The Erotic Review, it's $30 a month for VIP membership and has most major U.S. Cities.

Been into the scene since '11 and never had a close run in with law enforcement. I would also avoid backpage. Look into something like Humaniplex for example.

It's a fun hobby but it can get expensive. Nowadays I have one provider I see regularly instead of trying different girls out. She does everything I want, is reasonably priced, and if you saw her in public you'd never guess what she does since she looks very innocent.

Since I'm an oldfag I'll have to add- shits' so cash

>>25554038
you do know asexual people masturbate and some have sex too, maybe you look into different asexual types

>>25550881

How much she worth? Anything over 120 quid is a ripoff desu family member.

>>25551187

You getting mugged m9

>>25553666
The evil trips asked you a question OP

>>25554314
Thanks man. I just want to lose this v-card before I turn 30. But honestly It might be a novelty I wish there was a way to sell it or take advantage of it. Too bad guys don't have a cherry to pop to prove that they are virgins.

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>>25551804

May the power of Smug Pepe guide your cock OP

>>25554330
i always thought asexual meant no interest in any sort of sex or romantic involvement. huh. i'll look it up i guess, ty

>>25554347
Did the math and it's about 200 of your quid.

I'm ok with that since I make some decent money, and I've seen her enough that at this point I stay for 2 1/2 hours even though I pay for one. Also let's me cum as many times as I want and is very submissive.

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>>25553832
I know that feel bro, not being either sucks.

>only interested in sex and relationships due to biology
>have a fucked up life that needs all of my attention, disregards the whole dating thing
>years go by
>about to enlist to the army due to many reasons
>everything went fine until the psychology part
>sit down and talk with a therapist about myself and my life and my goals etc
>their job is to pry out any mental defects for your service assessment
>goes by pretty fine until she asks about my relationship status and stuff
>background is that recruits in relationships have left due to their partner not being okay with the distance and possible cross country moving
>just outright tell her that im not the type of guy who dates etc to speed things along, been there for 8 hours already
>therapist face: jackpot.webm

The followup questions took up more time than the entire intervju, and since I am basically not interest in women my psychological score went down to 60%. I think I would have gotten lower but 60% is the lowest score for seeking officer's program and I had 85% on problem solving capability and 70% on command qualities and they can't afford letting people with brains pass by.

TL;DR my fake asexuality gives me real consequences

>>25551255
>$120 on dinner
what the fuck

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>>25554449

As long as you had a fine time m80. Tb.h the girls on UK Adultwork are cheap but they're mostly Romanian slags. Got mugged once, turned out it was a stick up. Got into the apartment and was jumped by three gypsy faggots.

>>25554604
I just hopped on adult work for a look see, how fascinating. I wish we had a site like that here in the states but I guess we're too hung up.

That sounds terrible, I've always had a fear of something like that happening.

>>25554488
Damn you should had just said ''Hi I intend to merry my high school sweet hair Cindy! A blonde haired blue eyed all american girl who was not only the prom queen but the captain of the cheer squad''

>>25554700

Yeah, it wasn't too bad cos they could only get my ho money and an extra fiver I had for general shit on me. I only use English ones now, or Polish if I want someone a bit more submissive. When Hungarians and Romanians offer up their cunts, man better be wise enough not to take a punt.

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How does someone go about getting a prostitute in the US? Does anyone have any experiences?

>>25554826
You better drive to Nevada.

>>25554826

Don't you guys have the escort loophole?

>>25554794
Are their lots of indian/Pakistani escorts over there? Here in California it's very rare to see one, but I would love to go to town on some Punjabi poonany

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>>25554314
>It's a fun hobby but it can get expensive.
>"So what are your hobbies, anon?"
>"Paying for sex."

>>25554865

There's a few, but them and chinese types sell themselves as something of a speciality so they're more expensive, more around the 180-200 quid mark.

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>>25554826
see >>25554203
but you're likely able to fuck mostly black girls. Unless you're black yourself - then you're fucked because no one (even black girls) wants to fuck black men.

>>25554826
Im >>25554314

Use TER to read reviews, and I personally use Humaniplex. You can google the number of an escort and see if she has any legit reviews. If not, I would be wary.

If you want to mention what part of the U.S. You're in I can help you a little better.

>>25554867
I'll use that line next time somebody asks. It's probably a better conversation opener than watches, video games, and aviation.

>>25554904
Not him but Kenyucky and Southern Indiana

>>25554964
I would type erotic review followed by the city you're looking at. Read the reviews and see if you like any of the girls.

Be aware that the smaller the city the less likely you're going to find anything of quality as far as escorts go. Not a diss, just something I noticed personally. I went to Pensacola Florida and it was slim pickings over there. I've been in Palm Springs California, a place with an amazingly high median income but there were ZERO attractive escorts, yet I drive 150 miles south to San Diego or to LA and there too many gorgeous hookers it's hard to decide which one you want.

>>25553064
not a bad score OP but just remember that you are just one of at least 50 dudes she fucked this month

also the fact that she swallowed is pretty worrisome desu, chance of std is high

>>25555420
on second thought 50 is a bit high
but i'd say a minimum of 10

>>25553832
Maybe you have really bad phimosis.

>>25555420
>swallowed
sounds like shes new. Veteran escorts don't swallow.
OP got lucky.

Got any nudes?

>>25550881
did she cum OP?

>>25556552
I hope she didn't. Only betas try and get hookers off.

>>25556625
that's why you never get a discount Mr. 2alpha4me

>>25556662
>hooker
>gets paid for sex
> turns down money

Sounds logical to me

OP here sorry got distracted.

>>25555420
yeah I guess you're right. maybe I should get checked out. how does that work anyway?

>>25555506
yeah I think so too. she's pretty young, very attractive and she was really nice. I bet a few more years and she'll be ruined.

>>25556552
she pretended, I don't care tho lol. I paid for my pleasure, not hers.

>>25554904
im at at new york

>>25556759
>I paid for my pleasure, not hers.
alpha as fuck

>>25556759
this is important. pls
>>25555804

>>25556759
>I paid for my pleasure, not hers.

That's real shit right there. I can't say I blame you for not giving a damn. Honestly, if I was gonna kick out for this sort of experience, I'd probably actually try to make her cum. The practice would be great, and I'm interested in just how everything works down there. Dicks are easy, but vags take effort and shit (maybe not a lot depending on the girl in question, but comparatively, they're a lot different).

>>25556917
You're never going to get a hooker off. Women need emotional comfort, which is something a hooker doesn't get.

>>25556917
If I was dating her I'd make an effort.

If I'm renting I'll get my rocks off as much as I can. You are paying her after all.

On the flip side if you get off on getting her off, then it's all good.

>>25556961
Pretty sure that's not true. If you do the right stuff, she'll get off. Clearly I'm no expert by any means, but I'm pretty sure a lot of girls would disagree with that. That would also imply that they could never get off alone or with strangers which is false, so.

As long as I ask her what she likes, I'm sure I can do it. Just need to understand the ins and outs, and follow her lead. I'm sure she'll have plenty of tips on what I could do correctly after being disappointed by a number of different guys. Lol

>>25557050
>strangers
Thats also emotional. Some women get off to the idea of being "used" and discarded. Its a sub thing.

>>25557044
That makes sense, but I'd might as well make the most of the experience for the sake of learning.

I have no idea if getting her off would really get me off or not, but I feel like it would. The idea of her having to fake it, while it doesn't matter that much since I'm paying for myself, would make me feel bummed. I'd rather her leave satisfied which would in turn satisfy me (even if not in a sexual way, but I'm sure it will).

>>25557090
Not every girl is sub though. Maybe some girls do need more emotion whereas others don't, but it certainly can't apply to them all. That just seems like a generalized statement somebody made up because they couldn't get some girl off. Not accusing you of that specifically, just sounds like something some bitter alpha male would say because he's not actually any good in bed.

op how big is your dick

did it feel a lot better then jerking it?

>>25557141
the majority of girls aren't sub, but the majority do need emotional validation to get off.
Its why women in "sexually liberated" countries are so depressed from frequent sex with no emotional context. Men are visual and women are mental. You need to remember that if you really want to get a girl off.

OP here, I honestly didn't think about her pleasure/orgasm at all. I mean if you got a steady gf, sure..make it your goal, but someone you just paid? nah. also I wasn't really up for going down on her considering this is her job...

when she was sucking my dick I was almost nauseous because I couldn't actually believe it was happening. When she gave me the nod/okay to fuck her mouth a little and pump her full, I absolutely lost it. Felt like an animal.

if you're 20+ and still a virgin, I recommend everyone do just swallow whaytever pride you got left and pay an attractive escort. there's a certain balance that comes from inside after you've nutted in a girls mouth.

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>>25557108
Perhaps. She also gets paid to take dick so I'm sure if she doesn't get off from you someone else will eventually do it. Don't feel bad.

>>25557202
Well, it's not like you can't provide some sort validation if need be. I highly doubt that it's some impossible feet without emotional stuff. No offense, but a lot of the guys on this site seem like they've got deep issues with women. Can't say I take a lot of what I see on here with more than a grain of salt, but what you're saying does sound like it has SOME basis to it, so I'll naturally keep it in mind.
Also, as a male, I feel like mental plays a huge part in my life. The immediately physical attraction can be easily overruled the moment I start trying to get connected with her.

>>25557238
I can understand what you're saying, I'm just saying. I guess I can see why you'd be iffy about going down on her, but that's something I've always been curious about. Obviously, it would be better to just get a gf and try anything I want to try, but this hypothetical.

I am 20+ and still a virgin, but I'm not swallowing my pride. I really want my first time to be with someone special to me. I want it to feel like the right time rather than just giving into my lack of intimacy and paying for it. I'm not saying you're wrong or anything--to each his own--I just want to wait. The very idea of having sex with a stranger makes me feel off. I want a special connection with someone.

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>>25557605
>still a virgin
>won't swallow my pride
>want my first time to be special
> sex with strangers puts me off

It'll be a long wait for you, mi sagrada familia

>>25557605
nah I can respect your stance on that. It's just that I've seen on this board what can happen to a man when that special someone never enters your life and you're fast approaching 30 and still haven't had sex. now, don't misunderstand me, not having sex in itself isn't that big of a deal, it's just that when someone is being deprived of something primal like sex for a very long time, you will eventually go insane.

>>25557695
It already has been a long wait though. I'm 22 and I haven't even been a relationship. I just gotta get mys shit together, and I should be okay. I've already held out this long and I really don't want to give up on having my first sexual experience with someone special. I'm not trying to have some awkward wrestling match with some girl I've known for 73 minutes, hot or not.

>>25554511
Paid for my family because I'm a good son. Was my moms birthday.

>>25557700
I definitely don't want to be fast approaching 30 and still a virgin, but at the same time, what does it really mean if I had to go pay for it. Even if I've "had sex", I still would have never "made love" for lack of a better way to put it which is what I really want.

>deprived of something primal like sex for a long time...you'll eventually go insane

Trust me when I say the urges are strong. However, I feel like the desire for sex would only be enhanced after the first time. Every guy I've asked says they're far thirstier for it now that they've had it once. It would probably be ideal not to set myself up like that. Besides, the world has porn (very specific porn for everyone) and toys can use to spice things up and better replicate the real thing for the time you spend alone. However, I guess no matter how I look at it, not having had sex by my late 20s does scare me even if I did just say it's ultimately meaningless. I just feel like I gotta have faith in that special girl. Even if she dumps me 2 months after we fuck for the first time and I hate her guts, at least the sex meant something at that point in time.

>>25557953
can only wish you luck, just hope you're not setting yourself up for a world of emotional pain. I've heard people grow attached to the first people they have sex with (if that person is a gf/bf) and it really hurts when they dump you.

I really don't have any answers to any of this. I just gave in to my human desires and paid a woman to have sex and I'm genuinely okay with that fact.

>>25558012
"Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all" I try to believe this is the truth because people who have definitely been hurt still say it. I wouldn't say I've been "in love" before, but I definitely had really strong feelings for someone a few years ago, and it was a really nice feeling especially when she was around. I didn't actually want to sleep with her because the very thought felt wrong because we were friends and she was my teacher and blah, blah, blah, but I'd love to feel that way about someone and also be with them on an intimate level. I feel like it'll be better that way, or at least I hope so. I'm not an idiot though. I know the people who tell me I'm fooling myself have basis to their arguments, but I'm too much of a hopeless romantic to believe the hearsay. That's not to say that part of me really wants to just get the shit out of the way, so I understand your base human desires. I REALLY want to just get it over with sometimes though. I do feel pretty hopeless sometimes, and all this cheesy romantic gunk makes me feel like a loser even if I know it's not wrong to be romantic and hopeful...