Get a wife. Wife's cooking > all.
my dad is superior at cooking.
>be me when little
>come home from a long day of school
>smell something delicious on the stove
>mom says she made spaghetti
>knowing that my mom made it she most likely didnt follow the directions
>check the spaghetti
>clumped together, sticky
>check the sauce or pasta whatever you guys call it
>wtf is this shit
>its fucking salsa
>mother couldn't find the sauce, which is literally right next to the stove
>burn with rage knowing that this shit will be in the fridge for the next weeks because no one is going to eat it
My mother also buys everything that is on sale, so whenever I visit her she has like chocolate and meat up the ass, all I want is an apple but her fucking fat clogs up her memory or some shit like that.
>hey guys, since im really doubting my decision to give some used up roastie whore basically all my money and power, ill just try to convince you that i made the right decision
>here's a picture of her cooking, since its something that i could of done in 20 minutes but i didnt, marrying her was def the correct decision!
eat it up champ, you earned it
>tfw my dad watches food network all the time and makes good foo foo food and I'd rather eat my moms delicious extra hot chili
Also stop murdering everything with basil dad, wtf is wrong with you. It's like cilantro in california.
I murder everything with cayenne but whatever.
that looks delicious, OP. you must be an amazing person with a kind of ok wife.
You don't add season to meat that's already been marinated.
Freshly made rice.
It's white basmati. The color is from saffron.
Eating vegetables should be avoided if possible.
The steak was slow cooked for over 3 hours. Super juicy.
>steak on top of rice
>no added vegetables
>visible seams in your wood table
>"minimalist" china that just makes you look poor
>didn't include flatware in image because you know we would make fun of you for your low class "silverware"
>no seasoning on that meat
>cut disgustingly thick, your girlfriend has the hand eye coordination of an invalid
what are those brown specks on your rice? Pepper? Your only bit of intense flavor in that meal is some pepper haphazardly strewn about your plate? You should delete your thread and beat your fucking wife for serving you this slop. I'm sure it's already commonplace in your shack, cletus
>Eating vegetables should be avoided if possible
>You don't add season to meat that's already been marinated.
>>The steak was slow cooked for over 3 hours. Super juicy.
these are valid though
>My french fiance's cooking would fuck your bitch's shit up. Fuck out of here.
you tell him, anon. i really like kebabs, too.