>be me groeing up a typical robot
>no gf, KHV, etc
>see friends ruined by fememist whores, have their children taken, moeny taken, lives ruined
>decide after trying to date minimaly that this whole pile of shit just isnt for me
>chances of having a normal family long passed
>decide living life alone is ok. probably an hero eventually.
>become depressed and suicidal, like a typical robot
>i own horses
>get to know them all, they all like me chilling and petting them all the time
>one of the mares shows interest in me, clear sexual signs
>take it slow with her for a few weeks but we eventually go all the way
>daily mare time keeps me sane now
>still watching my friends have sex held over their head like a dog
>one of them have most of his income taken while he almost never gets to see his child
>cant imagine the hell if my life was in the shitter with a bitch
why havent you gotten your marefu?
>you get a loyal waifu who wont be able to or desire to to ruin your life when she chooses
>femenists will an hero reading your stories
>did i mention you will cause roasties to an hero by sharing your experiences anonymously?
>touchy mods will feel the need to ban you
A horse will never compare to a qt woman who smells nice
>implying years of zero sexual contact is acceptable
The horse cant decide if past consented sex is rape and ruin your life when she is having a "bad day". Try not to get cucked by stacy, chad.
Also i should point out to you deluded fools that girls like this are unicorns. One that dont ride a new cock every other day DO NOT EXIST.
You best get used to the smell of hay if you want a stable relationship now.
The funniest part of that is the fact that i only realized i made it after i hit post. I jave a magnet that says "Horse people are Stable people" so im sure thats where it came from.
It's better than fucking around with a stinky horse. A horse can't take a warm bath with you then leave the smell of her perfume all over your body.
I do bathe my horse on ovcasion and i do have some nice smelling stuff for her if she is stinky. Woman vs horse is sexual preference i guess but the woman will probably fuck you over and have you cucked for at least few decades.
Not suicide but butthurt at least. If only we could harness the energy created by such collective anal clenching.
Also makeup is disgusting there is a centimeter of makeup gtfo with that shit
I'm not fucking a horse. Maybe your centaur daughter though.
I think I heard someone say they weigh 250kg. Of course I take off the plastic and netting so once I get it rolling it folds out and gets lighter. It's kinda fun in a challenge yourself way.
What. Zues was a horny motherfucker. Like alot of fertility pantheons.
>molesting lil kids is a-okay even though the kid goes on to have mental problems later
>fucking horses is degenerate even though the horse just died 20 years later and nothing bad happens
what is wrong with this board?
i dont even feel disgusted anymore its just like the idea of disgust itself vanished
so im considering bestiality myself though i wouldnt want to fuck something that could easily break all my bones like a horse