>fapping last night to exhentai >sudden pain and need to

You broke your wiener

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SHOULDA TOOK CARE OF YOUR PELVIC FLOOR REGION NIGGA

GO FOR A WALK. GO GET WAGEKEKED. YEAH. GOTTA GET THAT 6-7 HOURS OF SLEEP GET YOUR REM CYCLE STRAIGHT CUT OUT CAFFIENE GET YOUR SEROTONIN CYCLE FIXED

sucks though. circumcised?

Urinary tract infection

Happens to me too sometimes. What is it? My friend told me it happens to him too. Usually if I have to piss but ignore it and rub one off so now I always pee first

>>25549714
when i was younger i jerked off until my dick was red and raw and had to go to the doctor cause i felt like peeing all the time. also drank a lot of coffee. he said it was because i was masturbating too much and not using enough lube. pick up some astroglide-x from your local merchant or spit on your dick like a disgusting phillistine

>>25549790

How does one take care of his "pelvis floor region" anyway?

>>25549869
Were you homeschooled or something, anon?

You should have received a pamphlet from a nurse about this stuff after your first PID.

>>25549869
for one, you're sitting on it right now. inverse correlation between life expectancy and time spent sitting. the perfect job would be throwing 200lb hay bales 8 hours a day.

ideally you would be fucking a woman you cared about and were interested in fucking again/ procreating with. but we don't have that, so i make due the best i can with my hand and imagination.

other than that, i'm not an authority by any means.

>>25550176

nah, we had sex ed but i dont think pelvic floor was ever even brought up. i didnt learn what it was till much later on the internet

>spend a week holding in my piss longer than normal because I can't be bothered getting up from what I'm doing
>this week
>instead of pressure, feel actual pain when I need to piss
>been several days now

If it doesn't go away soon I may have to go to the doctor. I hope it's not stones.

>>25550258
I hope you learned your lesson

>>25550293
I haven't learned my lesson at all.