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Game over boys

Long distance girlfriend just moved into a solo apartment. First thing she does is tell me about how she met a "super fucking massive guy" that lives next door and how she felt like a "deer in the headlights", completely unable to speak.

I mean, if she considers him huge I'm fucked, seeing as I'm 6'10.

What do I do?
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>>25549006
>LDRs

It was over before it even began.
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>>25549006
Break up with her. Now.
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>>25549006
>6'10"
I want a picture of this now you cunt
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>>25549055
here a picture some random girl wanted to take with me
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>>25549021
I know

but I wanted to believe
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Well, looking at your pic, she probably means massive in a muscular way. You look like a fucking beanpole. Start lifting. If she cheats, at least you'll be able to move on quicker with them sick fibers bulging underneath your skin.
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>>25549006
ldt, top cuck!
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>>25549006
If you really are that tall then theres nothing wrong with you anon, your gf just succumbed to the polygamous nature of human women where they eventually get bored of their mates no matter how attractive they are.
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>>25549006
>Long distance girlfriend

Those are called "Long Distance Conversations".
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>>25549113
>Being this tall and skinny

wtf are you doing, hit the gym

>But-

Do it, faggot
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They're probs "Netflix and chill"-ing right now. :^)
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>>25549545
If he doesn't roid it's gonna be like a decade before he has decent gains
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>>25549113
how big is your cock op?
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>>25549956
8 inches not too wide but not pencil
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>>25549545
>>25549858
I know I should, but I need to bulk up first. I don't know how
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>>25549545
He 6'10 you idiot, it will take a long ass amount of time for him to make gains, and despite his stringbean look he could easily kick your ass since his bones are much harder than yours.
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>LDR
you shouldve seen this coming

also she may have met The Mountain
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>>25549978
Can you post pics of your penis please? I want to test a theory.
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>>25549006
ANONS GIRLFRIEND MET A BIG A GUY FOR HER

JUST GIVE IT UP HIS AIRPLANE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS
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