How do I write my suicide note, /r9k/?

You don't, suicide notes don't ever bring about any positive results.

google "suicide partner" and you can find someone to commit suicide with you, in less than a week. Have one of them pretend to murder you.

>>25548891
>You don't, suicide notes don't ever bring about any positive results.
Why?

Also thanks for the suicide partner thing, the idea of having someone by my side during ending my life sounds comforting.

>>25548797
I would give you a hug if you lived near me Anon.

>>25550006
Where do you live then, anon?

>>25548797
with a pencil...

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>>25550032
I'd give you a hug too, anon. And we could cuddle in bed. All your worries would go away as I embrace you within the warmth of my body!

>>25550032
SW England.

>>25548797
It depends on your intentions. You want to comfort people or make them blame themselves?

>>25550078
I want people who read my suicide note understand that they are not at fault, and understand my intentions.

>>25550107
In your suicide note say "It's better to burn out than it is to fade away."

>>25550107
Blame someone in specific. It's always good to be able to point the finger. If you say no one is at fault they will start to think they were at fault.

>>25550107
Do I get to hug you then, Anon? Maybe if you post your location somebody else can hug you. Only if you want a hug mind.

>>25548797
just a crumpled note in every pocket on your corpse saying "meant to do that"