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I was just warming up my anus in the shower when I slipped off and the dildo went far too inside hurting myself badly.
Aside from that I clogged the drain trying to squeeze shit through it and shitty water has flooded half the apartment, long story short:
My tummy burns in the inside now, shit all over the floor and my parents come in 1 hour.
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Holee sheet what do I tell people at the hospital
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I would probably just kill myself rather than deal with that situation.
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>>25548784
no no, there hast to be a way
how do I get ride of the evidence?
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>>25548750
Post pic of poo or this is le ebin rusd
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>>25548846
>the potential of injury from dildo
>embarassment from ass dildo
>damage from water
Having to handle all that
No thanks
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>>25548896
there is no shit traces left by now
just stinky wet carpet everywhere
the whole place smell like rotten shit
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>>25548750
Is that the closest we're gonna get to poo poo pee pee threads nowadays?
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>>25548750
If you're serious, go to a hospital. they wont tell your parents. and if your parents ask, just tell them you stubbed your toe badly or some other stupid excuse.
maybe they wont believe it, but its better than them finding out the truth.
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Pain killer is loosing effect now, should I live to the hospital before my parents get here?
But what about the smell, Is there a quick way to get rid of the odor?
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>>25549035
just tell them shitty water started flowing out of all drains and that you didn't fell very well, suspicious as fuck, but if you leave now they don't have to find out by the doctor why your anus is four times its normal size
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>>25548946
>not posting poo poo pee ee
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is op dead yet
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