>>25548466 I would get setup with some courses, listen to consultants, and make hires to start first stages of a charitable foundation for robots/channers/neets. (In addition to whatever sudden wealth paperwork one does.)
Something focusing on social aspects. Alienation is a key problem. Maybe communal living with care available and lots of vocational testing and training. Lots of you are brilliant and talented and you don't even know. Lots of robots are stuck in ruts. With this I could pluck them out and put them somewhere comfy and healthy.
Of course I am a 31 year old relapsed neet typing this from his mom's couch. And I didn't buy a ticket.
>say I'll go buy a burger from mcdonalds >nobody cares >say I'm going to buy some candy at the store >nobody cares >say I'm going to buy a video game >nobody cares >say I'm going to buy a lottery ticket with those 2 bucks I found in my couch >HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING MORON PAYING THE IDIOT TAX, YOU COULD HAVE INVESTED THOSE 2 DOLLARS AND MADE A FUCKING FORTUNE
It's no worse than spending your money on entertainment. I can go to a theater and spend $15 on a movie ticket and some popcorn or I can buy a few lotto tickets a year for the thrill of potentially winning
If you treat it like entertainment instead of an investment, then it's not a stupid thing to buy
>>25548843 It's only the idiot tax if you do it extremely frequently, like on a daily, weekly, or monthly basis. If you do it once every like 4 months, you're going to lose a negligible amount of money, please flaunt you logic and superiority somewhere else.
>>25548911 I literally just wouldn't I don't want anything to do with whores in the first place. They don't care about me. I'd notice and get angry if some whore came up to me and started being all buddy-buddy because I have money. If I wasn't a pussy, I'd probably throw a handful of dimes at them and walk away.
>>25549004 thats not after taxes, the $500 million payout is if you take the annuity payments option which is spread out over 30 years ($16.7 million a year), or you take it in one big check for $306 million. THEN you get taxed, usually around 40% of that, some states lower and some shitholes way higher. if you lived in LA or NYC you'll get taxed over 50% of your winnings.
>>25548744 >>25548843 Tell that to all the people who won the lottery and are millionaires right. Someone gotta win, and you can't win it unless your in it!
Can't wait to fuck all those bitches with my winnings (getting a vasectomy first ofcourse) and geingt that Bugatti and Lambo (black like my heart) and a fucking beach house in hawaii, and a fucking Mansion with a 15 foot wall around it in case of zombie apocalsype and giving my two weeks notice to my job. Shit will be sweeet
Gambling, especially the lottery, is a degenerate behavior for poorfags/betas/wagecucks/shitskins who think they will get lots of money for doing nothing because they are lazy little fucks. Little do they know that most of the sale of their ticket goes is converted into shekels and wired directly to the kikes to fund their global jewry. Either redpill yourself on the workings of the world or continue to be shilled as fuck.
>Buy lottery ticket >People claim its a waste of money >Buy junk food >Everyones fine with it >Buy indie game that lasts half an hour >Everyones fine >Buy some cosmetic on some online game >Everyones fine
>>25549141 nope, sorry retard. you mean to say, "the state government," after working 12 hours a day in addition to buying a new car, good clothes they end up donating, paying for college, and doing a wide diversity of things that help stimulate the economy that you would never know about because all of your interactions with the inner city is through image macros and, i'm going to say the drudge report.
>>25549142 thats why alot of people are able to burn through their winnings so fast, they may have won a big check that says $100 million on it but it only turns out to be ~$35 million cash which isnt hard to burn through after 5 years of living nigger rich surrounded by your nigger rich hang-ons.
>>25548843 When my state lotto went something like 2 years without anyone winning the jackpot. They would take 50% of the ticket sales for each drawing and add it to the next jackpot if no one one. Eventually it got to the point where tickets cost $1 and paid out more than $1 if you took all the odds and all the different payouts after tax and lump sum deduction (which you take if you aren't a complete retard). I think it peaked around $1.50 payout per $1.00 ticket before someone won the jackpot. I started spending $5 per week on tickets once it reached around $1.20. I wish it were possible to buy tickets in bulk. I'd convince some incredibly rich guy to lend me $15,000,000, buy every ticket possible, and make it my job to cash in those lottery tickets. Split the earnings with the guy and he'd make $5 million in a day.
>>25549306 biggest problem with annuities is that the money depreciates over the years due to inflation, a millions dollars a year isnt what it was 25 years ago and will be worth even less 25 years from now.
if you can properly invest the lump sum payment you can make up for the difference in time, but that requires you to be competent and not throw all the money away in the first couple of years.
>>25549352 Sure, but that amount isn't exactly pocket change, you can still make some money with investing that. Plus you don't have the risk of losing all your money at once because you know you have a decent amount of cash guaranteed coming in the next year.
I guess it's just about different priorities. With that amount of cash i wouldn't worry too much about making more, you're already set for life.
Ok guys , say I somehow win the lottery tonight. How do I go about getting girls and banging them? I don't want to pay money to prostitutes, more about wanting the girls to sleep with me because I'm rich.
>>25549895 I have banged 50 women. roughly 1/3 were not prostitutes. I will be your pussy coach for nothing more than incidentals and expenses. (Moving out of mom's and into your mansion is an expense.) Excelsior!
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