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What's a wet dream like? I'm 25...
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What's a wet dream like? I'm 25 and never had a single one in my life. I have sex dreams sometimes but I just wake up with a boner.
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>>25546499
You are having dreams you just forget them
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>>25546519
That wasn't the question anon

It's okay, I know reading is hard
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You mean when you cum in your sleep?

It's disgusting and very inconvenient.
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>>25546545
How often does it happen?
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You aren't alone OP. I've never cum in my sleep from a sex dream either
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>>25546557
It's happened to me... twice in the last four years?

Usually it's if I haven't fapped in a few days. It's not as pleasurable as actually fapping and you can't manage the mess from taking place.
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>>25546557
Not that guy it's only happened to me once after not busting a nut for Like a week and a half. I don't even remember if the dream was really sexual. But it was pretty lame
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>>25546499
Annoying, I get them all the time, they wake you up and there's cum all over you.
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They suck. Mine aren't even about sex.

The last time I had one, I was dreaming that a cashier at McDonald's gave me too much change.

Woke up and I was jizzing in my PJs.

Be glad you don't have them, but it's probably because you're masturbating enough that they don't happen.
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I had one in college. Shit sucks.
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>>25547968
>The last time I had one, I was dreaming that a cashier at McDonald's gave me too much change.

>Woke up and I was jizzing in my PJs.

I don't know why I laughed so hard at that.
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>>25547968
Haven't laughed this hard all week.
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>>25546499
>I have sex dreams sometimes but I just wake up with a boner

Don't wake up then.
Personally I never truly cum but I get my pants wet because of precum every nights.
And I fap thrice a day
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>>25547705
Fucking this, I barely ever wank and this seems like a sign from above that I really should just to stop them.
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>>25547968
>gave me too much change

Are you a jew?
Just wondering lad
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>>25547968
You jewish m8?
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I had two in 2015 I think. They were pretty cool since I was lucid the whole time nut enough to stop myself from jizzing my bed

One I was fucking a girl in the school parking lot and the other I was in some sort of trampoline in a void with porn star actress Darla Crane and I got to touch her pussy
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>>25546499
It's like the end part of jacking off. Most of the "fun" has stopped, and you're just creaming your pants with not much feeling.

If you actually have a conscious dream before you wake up, of actually fucking a girl, that part can be fun.
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>>25547968
>He wears clothes to bed
What are you, mormon? Nude sleeping master race here.
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