I just found out this girl will be my flatmate. I already know her through common friends, but this is a great opportunity to know her and maybe lose my virginity. She likes alternative music, do you have any suggestions about approaching her?
the tattoos just ruin her.
How the FUCK can someone get aroused to this? I mean... she doesn't have very feminine features
1: she is a woman
2: she's not fat
3: not ugly
3:she has a vagina.
you're a faggot.
The main reason fat girls look bad is because of their blocky waist and excessive fat. What's the point of a skinny girl if she has no waist and no shape? m8.
>hurr durr not fat XD
Americans are so deprived of skinny people they find any skinny person no matter how bad shaped they are "attractive".
Maybe if your obesity rates were normal you'd start having actual standards for slim women.
1. are you sure this stacy has no chad?
2. are you sure she is not dating chad atm?
just imagine, you want to eat her sandwich but u end as a friend in friendzone, and then one month after some Chad spends with her everynight and u have to listen them fuck. ggwp
>but this is a great opportunity to lose my virginity.
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA. no. as for approching don't be too forward and gun ho about getting to know her. Be friendly but no so friendly that you seem to try to be forcing yourself into her life. Remember you're gonna be living with this person, starting on the wrong foot for fucking up can leave a lasting sour note.
I don't want to be rude, but even if you manage to sleep with her, you're going to fuck up or cum within 3 seconds.
This doesn't look like the kind of girl you can start your sex life.
Stalk her facebook, look up all the music artists she liked and put some of them onto your music playing system. Do nothing else. She will notice and compliment your good taste in music (in the end, you just ompliment yourself when you do this but it's normie stuff)
so you're telling me you would rather fuck a fat woman than her? good for you, faggot.
The fact that you only see this as a good opportunity to lose your virginity is the exact reason you will never lose it.
Couldn't care less honestly. Attractive is attractive. I'm not hard pressed for super curvy girls. She's cute in the face and I like itty bitties, so she's up my alley. Also, tattoos are great. I don't see why people always cry about chicks with tattoos.
Don't. Oh god please don't. If you try you will be subject to some really really bad things.
Just try to be friends with her and DO NOT, for the love of god, DO NOT LET HER TREAT YOU AS HER DOORMAT OR A BETA PROVIDER
I used the last fm thing where it shows you people with similar tastes, there was like 1 woman in the whole list and the profile had nothing to indicate it actually was female.
The few women I've told what music I like do one of two things:
>blank look followed by changing subject off music
>oh like doof doof music, yeah I like going clubbing too?
I know that feel anon. Goddamn now that I think of it I feel bad as fuck that I lost that girl. It's all the stranger because there was literally nothing indicating her not liking me or whatever. But then she suddenly dropped off the grid. Weird as fuck to be honest, man.
>this is a great opportunity to know her and maybe lose my virginity
>lose my virginity
Flatmates are off limits chump. Unless you want to fuck up the whole house dynamic and make home life awkward as hell, don't even think of approaching her.
Fuck her hot friends instead.
She'll be an easy lay.
Grab some weed, don't be a preening faggot who stammers out that she's an "angel" or some autismo tier shit 5 minutes after seeing her.
One night when it's just the two of you ask if she wants to chill and smoke a bowl. Put on some decent music (no R&B slow jams, too obvious). Talk about random shit, but ask her about herself a decent amount. If you're on /r9k/ you likely have nothing about yourself that's worth talking to her about.
Do not in any circumstances mention you're a virgin. If any conversations about previous ex's come up, toss the conversation back her way or say something vague like "I've been pretty busy lately, haven't had a lot of time for relationships".
As you talk to her, if she's still seems interested enough to hang out, get up to use the bathroom or grab a drink and sit down next to her and have your legs touching against hers. It's a good way to get her familiar with the idea of physical contact with you without having to use your hands and be too overt. If she shrinks back or tries to get some distance you likely need to cool it down and wait awhile.
That was actually great advice. That's how you try to see if a girl is interested in you.
>Do not in any circumstances mention you're a virgin. If any conversations about previous ex's come up, toss the conversation back her way or say something vague like "I've been pretty busy lately, haven't had a lot of time for relationships".
I know the feel, that's what I did for 24 years, until I finally lost that fucking virginity
Oh well, if you want to get a kiss you just need to go to a student party and get smashed. I've always loved drinking , so at some point you don't know what you are doing and you end up kissing some random girl.
I noticed alcohol was great in solving my social anxiety. But then it becomes bad if you have to fuck
Don't try and force it you retard. Just hang out with her and chat and don't fucking spaghetti. If you try and force it she's going to move out. Just be natural and hang around with her, if she doesn't want to fuck you, later on down the line she can maybe hook you up with somebody.
Don't be a goddamn retard sperg and alienate them instantly you IDIOT.
Can't really until you mistakingly give out her info and we doxx her in your behalf, kissless beta faggot
No.. I mean she doesn't have to be super curvy. She can just be curvy. She's sub curvy. Lel
No you fucking dense-head faggot. I just said she had no shape and Americans think anything remotely slim is good. That's stupid.
What is with you stupid faggots thinking everytime someone criticizes a lack of woman shape he likes fat girls? The fuck? I thought you were the main ones saying curviness is not fatness (It's not).
Germanic women have shit shapes and ugly features. Iberian and Slavic women are better but rarer in America.