I can't fucking shit

ive got bad shits too. last night i had nachos and hot salsa, had some fucking bad, sticky, fiery hot shits this morning. terrible. im just gonna have to eat better i guess

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>>25544455

Dude I literally can't shit, it's extremely painful and my asshole refuses to open/is swollen.

it might be a ANAL FISSURE.

i have it , its an OPEN SCAR on the anal. bc of pressing when you shit.

they gave me a CREME i have to put on , 5 times a day for 7 fucking weaks , TO HEAL !!!

its called

DILTIAZEM 2% in VASSELINECETOMACROGOLCREME DMB.

if you are interested in the name of the creme i got.

>>25544628
>>25544663

Thanks, that might be my case but I think I just ripped my asshole apart somehow. Is it common to develop hemorrhoids this early in life?

>>25544425
stop putting things into your anus

>>25545170
yes , i went to the doc believing it was hemo's , after a check he said it isnt hemo's .

the pain is alike , so its better to let it check to see wich one it is you have.

if it is hemo's , than there is this other pill i got , not from the doctor. but somthing pregnant women use ALOT. highly recommended.

its called CURANOL tablets.

this shit works like wonder , you have my word this shit will get rid of your hemo's .

what it does , is it relaxes the blood flow of that vain (hemo) so it wont be thick and stuck anymore.

2 pills a day , 40 in pakkage. after 2 a 3 days you must feel a difference for sure.