>live in a big city
>literally swiped right on entire population of females within 70 mile radius
wtf is this bullshit?
I don't have any deformities at all. but I didn't even try and have like 2 pictures. but I was thinking I would at least get one match or a bot some shit because boredom.
But no, I literally am the elephant man. not even the 3/10 whales will swipe right on me.
I guess it's finally over. at least when a girl does finally swipe right, maybe she's as crazy as I am.
I use tinder when I'm on business tripas, in countries like Colombia or Chile, matches everywhere, so-so girls and pretty ones.
Im a fat guy, different pics(with a suit, with sunglasses, with my friends, and only one that shows im a fattie)
I slept with a couple of them, nice girls.
But in my city, dont know what the fuck is going on, I swipe everything right but only freaks match.
being a foreigner, seems to drop panties.
Tinder is bad because it's just a single picture that people either say yes or no to. Very binary and, I think from the female perspective, there's almost no incentive to say yes. Any flaw or if just feeling bitching, it's a "no". That's why I don't use it.
How matches does /r9k/ have?
Really trynna get to 1000 2bh familia
i started last night and swiped right carefully. today i woke up and had 8 matches. i don't think i'll message any of them, i was pretty drunk yesterday when i downloaded tinder (i did it because i didn't have anyone to talk to) and now i'm kind of over it.
i did get one super cutie to match me though. shame i have a girlfriend back home and have no interest in actually getting with any of these chicks.
well for me I did it until it told me to stop swiping which would take like 12 hours to replenish.
Not sure how many girls I swiped desu but they were all a mix of ugly and pretty.
Same, Im just using Tinder as a numbers game
Just picture a kind of boring below average/average michael cera kid.
I'm not eggman level. If I were walking down the street you'd glance and ignore me. I'm 21 and just trying to find a girl who will like me.
it's been pretty difficult.
Zero effort is probably just not replying at all
Some of them even spaghetti but the one who replied with :-) hit me up first and then I just stopped replying to her
There are a few people on reddit and quora who have tried reverse engineering the algorithm. Generally, when you first install the app, you'll get several very attractive girls on top followed by normies.
Don't believe me? Turn on men for your discovery preferences and you'll see the first several are particularly handsome looking (no homo)
Same feeling, anon.
But to be honest these things are useless for us because we don't fit in this new economy: face it, the idea is to sell ourselves, and in this consumerist society, we're not "good products" for other people.
The key is to stop focusing on fitting in this economy and looking for good products, and go look for humanity outside instead.
I'm trying to do it man. I even would be down to talk to and get to know some 4/10 girl or something. Obviously some chad isn't going to give her the time of day.
But not even they will stop and listen to me for a bit, to find out why I am the way I am and probably like me or something. I'm a normal dude and girls hate my face.
I just want to find someone to do shit with and possibly have sex. I just feel lonely.
Haven't had a match in a few days and have 15 minutes on it every day but have no luck. If I do have any luck, they message once and that's it.
I've got a stable job, my own place, a car. I'm a 24 year old man. I still cannot find a girl. I can't find anyone because of the way I look? I'm not even obese. No. I'm just skinny. I've got a young face, people think I'm like 17. But I don't see why I'm so fucking unappealing.
I want this to end. I want a gf finally. I want to be normal. I'm not even autistic or some crazy person. I'm just a lonely and frustrated dude. good lord.
woah relax i have it said on my profile that im just there to chat and i have absolutely no intention on cheating on my gf or meeting up with anyone i talk to on tinder
in fact i've deleted it already without even talking to any of my matches
This is literally my profile familia
I posted my face here yesterday.
Well. You look somewhat white.
I don't even have a description. This is the pic I used. Zoomed in a little.
Just made this shit 3 days ago, already 26 matches.
I just don't know what to message them.
It's fun to pass the time, I have pulled a fair bit on it.
>mfw so autistic that i hardly even talk to any girl i match with, or even respond to them when they talk to me
Is this shit good enough?
>check out tinder
>"login with your facebook account"
You look like a serial killer t bh. Try taking a pic outside in natural light. Try raised eyebrow smirk, raised eyebrow half squint, tooth smile. Use a timer and position it at shoulder level to give the impression a friend took it.
Now I just feel kinda bad about her insecurity
dw m80 its better in smaller towns because the women have a smaller circle of men to choose from but still delete the app its cancer of the digital world
>"don't bring up my tits"
>post a pic of her tits.
Yeah, I second the whole 'natural lighting' notion. As someone already mentioned, it's a good idea to have a picture of you with doing something interesting/fun, as well..
Hey Im kinda racist but you sir look like a cool guy, I mean not like typical black guy from ghetto or other shit, and you are going for surf punk rock instead of gangsta rap? Jeez didnt know niggs like you exist, I need to rethink some things now.
Charging now :^)
Mexican anon here
You look tense bro, loosen up a bit. Your picture seems a little too try hard
Also I would fuck the shit out of pic related t b h
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE YOU FUCKING FUCK
It could be a glitch in your TInder account.
Tinder is fucking full of glitches, especially the recent update.
Besides, it fucking sucks anyway. I have used the most major dating avenues, except for POF.
fucking awful, expensive, uses their "amazing psychological profile" to match you with people you have nothing in common with, filled with flakes who will find an excuse not to meet, no refund policy.
Eharmony is fucking garbage
fucking great, you can get it as low as $9/month, lots of sluts, mostly chicks are willing to meet, good ratio, generally a lot of pretty women
I hooked up with 2 women from match
One step above Eharmony, full of flakes and psychos, but occasionally you can hook up, its a numbers game, my ratio is 1 out of 20 matches will even get to the meet stage, and i'm not a bad looking guy. you gotta be persistent though.
Basically Tinder is just for laughs, dont take it seriously.
Hope this helps guys.
I read 66% of Tinder is men. But this source says 62% is men. 13% of US males use tinder but only 9% of women.
Nah. Women only swipe right 14% of the time and men do nearly 50% of the time. I also read that 6% of overall Internet users use tinder, and less than half of that turn into meet ups.
tinder is hilarious
sent girls messages about demons, proust, forties, and face fucking and received blowjobs for my trouble
shitty way to get a relationship though