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>live in a big city
>literally swiped right on entire population of females within 70 mile radius
>zero matches

wtf is this bullshit?

I don't have any deformities at all. but I didn't even try and have like 2 pictures. but I was thinking I would at least get one match or a bot some shit because boredom.

But no, I literally am the elephant man. not even the 3/10 whales will swipe right on me.

I guess it's finally over. at least when a girl does finally swipe right, maybe she's as crazy as I am.
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>I don't have any deformities at all
>but I didn't even try and have like 2 pictures
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fuck off sempai.
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>>25542925
welcome to the age of hypergamy
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>>25542957

I'm not really trying to get a gf that bad. I can go super tryhard mode and get some 6/10 fat white single mother. but I won't. because that's lame.
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>>25543027
>I can do it but I don't want to
Why are you even here?
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>>25543061

I can't do it actually. my genetics aren't good enough.

I
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My fat sister is on tinder. Saw her swipe right on a normie nigga named "Collin". Who knows what her success is on there.
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>>25543128

probably pretty high.

women have it easy fuck when it comes to sex. They probably don't even do it for pleasure anymore.
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>>25543100
Good. Fuck you for making such a shit thread.
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>>25543211

I make threads all the time. I don't concern myself with how you guys feel about the subject.
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>>25543241
http://www.startablog123.com/best-free-blogging-sites/
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>>25543296

That's no fun. I like 4chan better.
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I use tinder when I'm on business tripas, in countries like Colombia or Chile, matches everywhere, so-so girls and pretty ones.

Im a fat guy, different pics(with a suit, with sunglasses, with my friends, and only one that shows im a fattie)

I slept with a couple of them, nice girls.

But in my city, dont know what the fuck is going on, I swipe everything right but only freaks match.
Kinda sucks.

being a foreigner, seems to drop panties.
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Tinder is bad because it's just a single picture that people either say yes or no to. Very binary and, I think from the female perspective, there's almost no incentive to say yes. Any flaw or if just feeling bitching, it's a "no". That's why I don't use it.
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How matches does /r9k/ have?

Really trynna get to 1000 2bh familia
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>>25543909
You can upload more than one pic actually. And taking pics doing something fun or hanging with friends boosts your chances of getting a right swipe.
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There's a algorithm at play. If you swipe right too much, that means your standards are too low. You will be put at the bottom of the stack
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>>25543943
i started last night and swiped right carefully. today i woke up and had 8 matches. i don't think i'll message any of them, i was pretty drunk yesterday when i downloaded tinder (i did it because i didn't have anyone to talk to) and now i'm kind of over it.

i did get one super cutie to match me though. shame i have a girlfriend back home and have no interest in actually getting with any of these chicks.
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>>25543970

fucking jews I swear.
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>>25543970

Not really, swiping right gives you a greater chance of getting matches
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>>25543970
I doubt they have this algorithm. OkCupid has a similar algorithm so maybe you got them confused?
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>>25544009

well for me I did it until it told me to stop swiping which would take like 12 hours to replenish.

Not sure how many girls I swiped desu but they were all a mix of ugly and pretty.
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I got more than twenty matches with qt girls in 2 days, but im gay and do that ironically.
And men dont want me.
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>>25543992

Same, Im just using Tinder as a numbers game
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>>25543330
This is the mind of a normie, everyone.
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post a picture of yourself senpai we won't laugh
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>>25543992
>has a gf
>has tinder

Holy shit this makes me so fucking angry. You are a disgusting human being and an absolute degenerate.
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>>25544067
Is that all of them saying "hey" or ":-)" if so they're putting zero effort
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>>25544090

Just picture a kind of boring below average/average michael cera kid.

I'm not eggman level. If I were walking down the street you'd glance and ignore me. I'm 21 and just trying to find a girl who will like me.

it's been pretty difficult.
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>>25542925
You literally said exactly why you've failed, but then continue to complain, stupid nigger.
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>>25544154
cmon man do it, i believe you buy maybe your perspective is warped or something

give it ur best shot mayne
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>>25544118

Zero effort is probably just not replying at all

Some of them even spaghetti but the one who replied with :-) hit me up first and then I just stopped replying to her
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>>25544009
There are a few people on reddit and quora who have tried reverse engineering the algorithm. Generally, when you first install the app, you'll get several very attractive girls on top followed by normies.

Don't believe me? Turn on men for your discovery preferences and you'll see the first several are particularly handsome looking (no homo)
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>>25542925
Same feeling, anon.
But to be honest these things are useless for us because we don't fit in this new economy: face it, the idea is to sell ourselves, and in this consumerist society, we're not "good products" for other people.
The key is to stop focusing on fitting in this economy and looking for good products, and go look for humanity outside instead.
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Understand faggots that tinder is beta male's only salvation. Dating traditionally we would be screwed.
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>>25544225

I think OKC falls under that category
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>>25544182

I'm trying to do it man. I even would be down to talk to and get to know some 4/10 girl or something. Obviously some chad isn't going to give her the time of day.

But not even they will stop and listen to me for a bit, to find out why I am the way I am and probably like me or something. I'm a normal dude and girls hate my face.
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I just want to find someone to do shit with and possibly have sex. I just feel lonely.

Haven't had a match in a few days and have 15 minutes on it every day but have no luck. If I do have any luck, they message once and that's it.
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>>25544191
>>25544067
Wow.
I started it a few days ago and I got not one single match.Guess I'm just ugly.
Are you white?
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>>25544300

No I'm Mexican

And I literally only have 2 pics and no description
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I've got a stable job, my own place, a car. I'm a 24 year old man. I still cannot find a girl. I can't find anyone because of the way I look? I'm not even obese. No. I'm just skinny. I've got a young face, people think I'm like 17. But I don't see why I'm so fucking unappealing.

I want this to end. I want a gf finally. I want to be normal. I'm not even autistic or some crazy person. I'm just a lonely and frustrated dude. good lord.
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>>25544361
Whatever. Guess I'm just ugly.
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>>25544117
woah relax i have it said on my profile that im just there to chat and i have absolutely no intention on cheating on my gf or meeting up with anyone i talk to on tinder

in fact i've deleted it already without even talking to any of my matches

REEEEELAAAAAAAAX MAN
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>>25544389

This is literally my profile familia
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>>25544389
Post your pic and show the description you set
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>>25544389

We're in the same boat, bro. I think you should keep trying. And just hope you get someone nice or something.
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>>25544430
PFFFTTAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
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I posted my face here yesterday.

>>25544430
Well. You look somewhat white.

>>25544432
I don't even have a description. This is the pic I used. Zoomed in a little.
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>>25544430
The fuck. I think I could get good matches then. But my sister is on tinder
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>>25544644
>You look somewhat white.
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>>25544644
You look like the type a nigga play Smash Bros professionally but never make it in top 32.
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I want one to match with me only to tell me how creepy and bad I look. But of course I can't even have that.

not even a "sry, I accidentally swiped right on you"

really? REALLY?!
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>>25544487

Let's see your matches m8

>>25544644

I'm not lmao

>>25544669

Who cares keep on swiping
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>>25544704
What does that even mean?
How bad is it?
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>>25544733

you look normal just young. change your attire.
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>>25544669

swipe your sister senpai
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If you aren't good looking, or above average you are completely fucked in todays dating market.
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>>25544733
It means you look like the type of guy who will never be good at anything even when you try.
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Just made this shit 3 days ago, already 26 matches.

I just don't know what to message them.
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>>25544067
It's fun to pass the time, I have pulled a fair bit on it.
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>>25544644
He doesn't look white. But based on that comment you expect your whiteness to be a boost for you since you're ugly brah

>>25544713
Do you need a Facebook?
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>>25544803
>>25544759
How do I make it better then?
I also put different pics with different cloths on.
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>>25544837

Yeah but I made a backup one for it instead of my real one
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>>25544817
I remember you. Aren't you from Virginia or some shit, and you speak Spanish or something, and also a manlet
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>>25544817

that's some BBC bullshit right there.
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>>25542925
>mfw so autistic that i hardly even talk to any girl i match with, or even respond to them when they talk to me
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>>25544837
>you expect your whiteness to be a boost for you since you're ugly brah
What?
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>>25544225
it's literally the exact opposite, normo

only the top 2% of attractive dudes get anything on those dumb fucking sites
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>>25544878
Non of that is correct. Kek

I am 5'9 though which is the cutoff for manlet status.

>>25544884
They can assume that all they want.
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>>25544944
Didn't you make an OkCupid? That's where I think I saw you, in an okcupid thread
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>>25544759
Is this shit good enough?
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>>25544964
Nope. I'd never use that.

I'm certain you're thinking of some other black person.
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>check out tinder
>"login with your facebook account"
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>>25545007
True. Guess you all look the same sometimes lel
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>>25544776
>if you aren't attractive, people won't be attracted to you

Whoa that's deep senpai
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>>25544644
>>25545001
You look like a serial killer t bh. Try taking a pic outside in natural light. Try raised eyebrow smirk, raised eyebrow half squint, tooth smile. Use a timer and position it at shoulder level to give the impression a friend took it.
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>>25545052
Kek, you're a funny guy.
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>>25545001

looks a lot better. smile and appear a bit more at ease. it all makes a difference. normies are pros at this stuff.
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>>25545124
>average slightly geeky guy smiling
>serial killer
Female detected. Get the hell out
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>>25542925
Women want the top 20% of males in real life and the top 10% on online dating. Are you in the top 10% of males anon?
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>>25544067
I would #2 and #5
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>>25545136
>looks a lot better.
Yeah, but is it at least "good" enough?
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>>25545204
This is how girls think. Even like 1% of creep will ruin all chances.
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Matched with this Chuckle fuck a few days ago
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>>25545516
>says not to bring up sex
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>>25545533
Now I just feel kinda bad about her insecurity
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>>25542925
dw m80 its better in smaller towns because the women have a smaller circle of men to choose from but still delete the app its cancer of the digital world
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>>25545001
you look like someone who has many headless dolls in his room
also like to torture animals in his spare time
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>>25545516
>"don't bring up my tits"
>post a pic of her tits.

women.
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>>25545541
DADDY ISSUES
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>>25545541
lol post corn pls
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>>25545541
She hasn't responded since. Oh well
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>>25545001
You look like a white Obama bro
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>>25545620
But this is literally the friendliest I can look without going to the "really ugly" territory,
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>>25545721
So fucking cringe. Painful to read.
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I have no pics of me with "Friends" nor can I get someone to take pics for me. What's the best thing I can do here to get a good pic on tinder?
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>>25545737
Can someone just fucking tell me if I'm ugly or okay?
I don't get it. Even if I look like a white Obama. There has to at least ONE girl ho swipes right.
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>>25545721
>profitable sex
WTF? You just went full retard.
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>>25545001
>>25545124
Yeah, I second the whole 'natural lighting' notion. As someone already mentioned, it's a good idea to have a picture of you with doing something interesting/fun, as well..
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>>25545001
>smug shit smile
literally why
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>>25544817
Hey Im kinda racist but you sir look like a cool guy, I mean not like typical black guy from ghetto or other shit, and you are going for surf punk rock instead of gangsta rap? Jeez didnt know niggs like you exist, I need to rethink some things now.
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>>25545868
She said she's tired of people using her for "meaningless sex". I had no intentions of fucking her at all, as i'm not desperate like you guys.
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>>25544191
Charge ur phone dude
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>>25545889
Have any suggestions? This is the least ugly thing my face can produce.
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>>25545912
Jesus these Stacies are getting funnier everyday
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>>25545964
I think she's too broken to be a stacy
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>>25546219
Stacies are often broken
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>>25545124
>>25545869
So if I take a pic outside then I'll actually look "good"? Or just "okay"?
God, Why is taking a picture so complicated?
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>>25544944
Do they ask for your height?
And 5'10" is the manlet cut off
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>>25545955

Charging now :^)

>>25545001

Mexican anon here

You look tense bro, loosen up a bit. Your picture seems a little too try hard

Also I would fuck the shit out of pic related t b h
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>>25542925
lol i had only 1 pic, a close up face selfie, and i got 60 matches for a 5 mile radius
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>>25546595
Natural lighting is best for flattering pics. Since you look normal and a bit creepy, you might look attractive outside.
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What even is tinder?

Specifically for sex?
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>>25546621
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE YOU FUCKING FUCK
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If Im in a big city I get maybe 5 like's.
I live in a rural town and its maybe 1-2 a week.
just fuck my confidence up sempai desu
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>>25546621
Breh your skinny twink self can't handle that
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>>25542925

It could be a glitch in your TInder account.

Tinder is fucking full of glitches, especially the recent update.

Besides, it fucking sucks anyway. I have used the most major dating avenues, except for POF.

> Eharmony
fucking awful, expensive, uses their "amazing psychological profile" to match you with people you have nothing in common with, filled with flakes who will find an excuse not to meet, no refund policy.

Eharmony is fucking garbage

> Match
fucking great, you can get it as low as $9/month, lots of sluts, mostly chicks are willing to meet, good ratio, generally a lot of pretty women

I hooked up with 2 women from match

> Tinder
One step above Eharmony, full of flakes and psychos, but occasionally you can hook up, its a numbers game, my ratio is 1 out of 20 matches will even get to the meet stage, and i'm not a bad looking guy. you gotta be persistent though.

Basically Tinder is just for laughs, dont take it seriously.

Hope this helps guys.
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>>25546963
This most of tinder is men and the meet up rate is really low.
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>>25546888

But she'll handle me

Ohhhh
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>>25547051

> most of Tinder is men

I had no idea. I thought it was close to 50/50. Any idea what the ratio is?
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Bumping desu senpai
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Bumping again don't let this thread die
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>>25547122
I read 66% of Tinder is men. But this source says 62% is men. 13% of US males use tinder but only 9% of women.
http://m.mic.com/articles/110774/two-thirds-of-tinder-users-are-men-here-s-why#.YJFMm3Xz9
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>>25547484

You gotta be shitting me
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>>25547518
Nah. Women only swipe right 14% of the time and men do nearly 50% of the time. I also read that 6% of overall Internet users use tinder, and less than half of that turn into meet ups.
No point.
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>>25542925
lmao, I left swipe 19/20 girls and got matvhes still
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i use a fake account just to check chicks near my house and...is it me or the women past 25 are the trashiest you can find?
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>>25547709
They usually have kids and are single moms. It's disgusting
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>>25547783

Any good milfs on there?
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>>25547783
jesus Christ
>25
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>>25548005

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??????????

commentnotoriginal
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>>25548005
>25

Bull fucking shit. Call her out.
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>>25548005
Puta queol pariu
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tinder is hilarious
sent girls messages about demons, proust, forties, and face fucking and received blowjobs for my trouble
shitty way to get a relationship though
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