Who /attractive autist/ here?
>dancing at homecoming, two groups of blonde women decide to grind me
>later that night entire dancefloor of women surround me and dance with me
>go to bounce house and girl cashier flirts with me asking where im from while giggling
>get chicken tendies and cashier gives me her number in her bag
>walking back to car carrying laundry while a group of women scream out telling i dropped their panties
>walking to class when a girl asks if i need a ride
>minding my own business in a lecture when a 10/10 latina girl approaches me and tries to hook up with me
>qt redhead barista flirts with me and wanted my number
>blonde girl always smiles when im around and started flirting with me
>talking to some girl and she says she fell head over heals in love with me the moment she saw me
>girl asks me out a couple of times, i say nah
>women smile at me all the time and say hi to me on the street while i ignore them
>cashier gives me sex eyes as i drive up
>at festival and some girl comes up to me and asks for sunscreen and then proceeds to spray sunscreen all over her boobs in front of me
>at concert and some random woman starts grinding on me
>tfw still 22 year old gf-less virgin
>tfw become jaded with how much attention i get
>tfw dont know how to pick up women because their too busy trying to pick up me
>>25542590
Same, it actually hurts more when girls try to talk to me though because i'm boring and have a stutter
bluepilled faggot
>>25542590
>homecoming
I'm so autstic guy I swear, I like have only 500 friends on facebook and my profile pic only got 30 likes!!!
Also I only hang out with 5 people and have only had 2 gfs!!!
I'm so akward though! (waits for people with actual problems and horrible lives to confirm he's not autistic but a normal, well adjusted person)
>>25542667
I never had a girlfriend and dont have a normiebook though.
and then you woke up (original comment I promise)
I cant take this anymore. Im leaving r9k. Srsly, last post. Fuck this place, fuck this world.
>>25543509
why you say this?
>>25542590
What shitty bait
>>25542667
>tfw 500 friends and the most likes i've ever gotten on a picture was like 5 or 6, and the most likes i ever got on a status was 20, and that was a status about how im moving away. normally id get 0-2
This is up there with "le smart but lazy :P" in aggravating privileged whining/humble bragging trash
>>25543904
not baiting senpai i really had this happen desu desu chan
>>25543732
Its full of douchy chads and stacys now and I cant take it. Its also turning into b. Each time I come back hoping it will be better but no. Its not even subtle anymore.