who /slavic/ here? I want to die.

Hello, half russian and half bulgarian here. 2015 was probably my worst and most depressing year so far, been pretty sick, exhausted and depressed. All I thought was how hard life is and how I wish I wasn't alive. But right now I don't feel that way, I have a new point of view on everything around me and hope 2016 to be better.

>>25540427
easternpolishrobot here i also want to kill myself slavicbro

Don't listen to the people here. Okay? You're fine. Slavs are fine, just live your life

>>25540522

> the slav is happy

Are you starting a war?

>not going full liberator mode before killing yourself
You're a shit-tier slav tbqh

>>25540427
Galicia pride! So poor we used to eat dirt

>>25540427
>who /slavic/ here?

Me.
But my parents moved to Germany when I was still a child.

Who /from frying pan into the fire/ here?

>>25540623

They key to slav's happiness is not realising that one is a slav. Thankfully I was born at the west europe's gates so it's much easier for me. Then again I start to respect my slavic roots, as premium kebab removers.

Also, westernpolish robot reportin

instead of wishing you were dead, y'all depressed Slavic bastards should form a gang and make other people dead. I heard that's what Slavs do. You have to go to prison though, before you can get all the cool finger tattoos

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>>25540427
>half Romanian half South African (white)
>mfw Eastern European but not even slav

>went to a high school filled with Russians
>I am not Russian, I am half-German though, which apparently makes me look /slav/
>these Mexican kids talked to me in fake Russian everyday because of it

And I hate beaners to this day

>>25540522
An interesting thing about Bulgarians is that you never know for sure if they're slavs, turks, gypsies or a mixture of all 3.

I am a Slav and my brethren are consistently making me wish I weren't.

Why do all slavic men seem to have shaved heads and wear Nike sports jackets? Is it like a uniform or something?

>>25541039
Yes. Slavic countries are undeveloped ones where social penalties for non-conformity are harsher, even now.

>>25541039
some can make it look good

>>25541039
Kinda, non-conformity is hated in slavic countries.
Now imagine some sort of special snowflake tranny in a slav country, they're just fucking dead.

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Anyone want more?

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This slavic girl knos what white women want

>estonian

Estonians aren't slavic and I've never had a Russian ancestor but I look like your ordinary Russian gopnik. Doesn't help that I'm a manlet and a skellington.

>>25540427
Half slavic half black reporting in

>>25541257
im so sorry my man

>>25541293
aye it's a weird life, the facial features do not mix well

>>25540522
>Hello, half russian and half bulgarian here. 2015 was probably my worst and most depressing year so far, been pretty sick, exhausted and depressed.
holy shit are you literally me

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>>25541115
Post some more slavic women

Whats wrong with slavs?
honest question from an american.

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>tfw privileged American faggot
>tfw no slav master to smack me around, spit in my mouth and verbally abuse me for being a degenerate faggot

I-I just want to be put in my proper place

>>25541347
Nothing, they just live in a lot rougher and tougher conditions than westerners

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>>25541347
We're white niggers.

>>25540565
Wszystko bedzie dobrze.

>>25540427
I am slav but I have weak chin, high forehead and do not wear adidas. wish I was macho gopnik like pic related.
>>25541115
>>25541195
>>25541330
fake ass bitches. real slav woman only settles down with real slav or nord that is why there are no niggers eastern of slovakia/poland.

>>25541375
Yeah but in the uk the irish have always been the niggers :p

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>>25541410
In your face ;^)

>>25541375
>implying niggers have ever had culture
We've been removing kebabs from Yurop for 1000 years lads, better be grateful you're not living in a caliphate right now

>>25541456
ye but that is just another degenerated porn star. and does not even look slavic to me. more like some stereotypical british domme.

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>>25541488

Slavic education system at work. No wonder you're still living in filthy mud huts.

>>25541632
it's okay Ahmed, no need to be butthurt, you guys are welcome in europe now

Slavs are the most disgusting humans on this Earth.

Greasy, slimy bastards.

>>25541632
it is not about education it is about mistakes made by ussr leaders. it affected pretty much every single slavic country in one way or another. also EU education system is not feeding kids with as much propaganda as american one so far. can't speak for non EU countries though.

>>25541257
literally the worst family

Slavs are the only white people I respect, rest are cucks(or slowly becoming one)

>>25540427
westernpolish here, being a slav isn't bad, if you try you can almost look not slavic.

no, it's just we (slavs) are so shitty even mudslimes are scared to come here. Also we would beat them to death, fuck yeah. kurwa

>>25540427
/Poland/ reporting in.

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At least you have an identity
>tfw russian
>tfw finno-tatarian mongrel
JDIMSA

slavic pride here

non-slavs can fuck off, they are literally just jelly

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>>25540427
Tesla, Dostoyevsky, Chekov, Tolstoy all slavs.

>>25541456
>>25541578
I immediately thought she was a Brit from her face. Wonder what about her face implies that?
>Brits love the BBC

>>25540976
fingolian pls go

>>25542012
well we are racist for a reason. foreigners always meant trouble to us. romans, christians, muslims, jews, germans...

>>25542077
Not really, they are honorary Germans/French/Anglos. The upper class in slavic countries were not even slavs until the USSR disposed of class barriers. Hence why everything went to shit.

>>25542082
>>25541115
These bitches are definitely slav>>25541195

>>25542082
I have no idea, but british, russian, german and czech woman in porn are somehow unique and easy to tell apart. latin as well but that is obvious.
>>25542192
nah pink one has over the top make up and duck in mouth so hard to tell.
blonde has way to sharp facial contours to be slavic in my opinion.
even if they are, it is just proof of how western culture degenerates people.

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>>25540427
>>25540565
Who Zabka here?

>>25541257
Could be worse.

Half German, half Bolivian.

Father was beta-male reject from Jewish German family. Family proceeded to implode due to back to back tragedies. Moved to Kansas in the U.S., got a job in aircraft manufacturing.

Started dating Bolivian mother-- the sole gem from a family of impoverished, obese, chicha swilling losers and criminal shitskins.

Great woman, pathetic genes. Combined with pathetic genes from father, coupled with some poor discipline and a shit attitude, and you get me.

JUST

>>25541313
Do you look good?

>>25542394
Hes a nigger so what do you think

>>25540522
Razbra 4e si pederas li ? :^)

>>25540847
>izbtave u vatru

Odakle si?

>>25543104
ei pedal4e malko 6ti eba putkata maina razbra li me
nqma6 si na predstava s koi se ebava6, az sum komandos v 23 flota na rimskiq legion CSKA SOFIA 6te ti EBA PUTKATA LELINA EI

>>25542394
no, my black grandparents would be the first to die if darwinism was correct

>>25543500
NAPRAO MA UPLA6I

>>25543637
ai se sre6nem we
6te pla4kame zaedno i 6te praim pee pee poo poo

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>womanlet dark-hair slav mom
>nordic dad
>mfw the doctor expected me to end up 5'4", and my hair to turn brown after puberty
>mfw i turned out a 5'10" blonde girl

the west is slowly rotting and slavs are the future.
We may be niggers but at least we stand together in trouble a lot more than other nations and have little tolerance for degenerate behavior.

>tfw polish american
>tfw visted krakow to learn the language
>tfw too retarded to learn it and my parents thought i was an aspie baby so i didnt speak it as a child
>tfw knew only one other american there
>had to deal with the language barrier with anyone else i came into contact with

I'm so glad it's over

Sloveniafag here

>>25543775
sad, if only each of your parents used another language you could have known both fluently with good accent.

26yo czech slav here

>>25543775
that was a long time ago right? As far as I know all the millennials there can speak english pretty well... also don't worry about the language im not bothering learning it for now it is hard

>>25543897
2 or so years ago.

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>be german
>supposed to be tall, muscular, full blonde hair, blue eyes, epic jawline + cheekbones
>grandmother got raped by some untermensch during WWII, fucking up the gene pool
>mother drunk and smoked during pregnancy
>look like a fat balding retard instead

t-thx

eastern euro women/slavs, in general, are the hottest females alive. dark haired and light skin with hazel, blue or light brown eyes. hnnng.

get yourself a hot slav women.

>>25544049
dark hair? are you sure? they are usually light brown / blonde

>>25540427
slav bro strong, never die

>>25544032
Nigga you need to chisel up. You'd be alright if you just tightened shit up.

BE ME 100% RUSSIAN LIVINNG IN NEW YORK.
only have halves of unmatching tracksuits. wanna go back to st petersburg to live in almost free apartment and od on H

>>25543775
I tried to learn Polish for the girl I was seeing, holy shit, not an easy language for an English only background.

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>tfw Bratislava
>tfw proud of our culture of drinking, socializing, music and working hard for teh big moniez
>tfw literally 0 foreigners everywhere - every person is white and at worst from a different city or some village chill people
>tfw just met a village qt at a party who lives and works here and doesn't know a lot of people so is chill as fuark
>tfw look at western europe as a burning shithole increasingly full of human garbage
>tfw if you manage to get a good life here it is literally a humble paradise

Stay proud V4 bros

>>25544032
If you actually got in shape you would look fine. Maybe buzz your hair.

>>25540427
Who else is a mutt here?
>took a DNA test and they said I was invalid
>not white enough to be white
>not colored enough to be colored

I like slavs a lot, only white men with balls left. I have some polish and lithuanian friends but that hardly counts as slav. We don't get a lot of russians in the US except rich jewish ones.

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>tfw richest slav countries are poorer than the poorest real european nations
>poorer than FUCKING GREECE

How does one escape the trap known as slav? I just want to live in a nice english speaking country, but UK is full of shitskins (and they don't like slavs apparently) and the others don't want us
Even nice EU countries like Sweden and soon Germany are going to be 3rd world thanks to Ahmed

>>25544255
I'm American and most of my friends are Russian or Belarusian. Their parents moved here in the 90's so they all speak Russian and English fluently. If you move to certain states there are no blacks or Mexicans.

>>25544255
I think that New Zealand is the best option. It's small, distant and has great landscapes.

>>25540427
there are different slavs guys
you can't generalize like that
it's like saying that irish, scottish and english are the same
I thought you guys are smarter

>>25544366
>it's like saying that irish, scottish and english are the same
you're right,
ones are gingers, others wear skirts and the last are literal shitskins at this point
big difference

>>25544032
germans aren't like that though a lot of them are really weird in every way

>>25540427
I too am a slav who wants to die. It's a sensible position to have.

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>you will never be Geralt z Rivii

Why even attempt, tovarischki?

>>25543775
that's weird, I'm 21 and pretty much every single person I know that's around my age or younger can speak english

>>25543665
>Bulgarians on r9k
>Not a mentally retarded nation
pick one

>>25544662
>tfw yennefer will never give you blowjob in bathtub after you save ciri
>tfw you will never be about to commit tandem suicide with her

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I am half slav
my father is from Poland and mom is Italian
I am having more fun in Poland then Italy desu
everybody drinks there, it really helps to keep the sperg away
true there is plenty of rednecks and chavs but not all of them are like this
with this being said i am aware that Czech and Poland are western slav countries
russians it's whole different story i guess

Reminder: If you are anything other than an Orthodox Christian your annot be a slav.
On that note: Merry Orthdox Christmas tmrw slavbros.

>>25544179
>tfw literally 0 foreigners everywhere - every person is white and at worst from a different city or some village chill people
dont lie u lil shit bratislava is 50% of gypsies I know cuz ive been there

>>25545002
aren't you talking about kosice? bratislava is way too expensive for gypsies.

/polish/

why are slavs so suicidal? why do we shave our heads?

>>25544800
russia is lifestyle

>>25544950
W-what about croats?

>>25545419
Don't they like to pretend they are aryans or something?

>>25545459
>croats
>not aryan

m8...

>>25545002

this board is 18+

also yea, Bratislava is not Kosice. Apartments are expensive here so only people who work live here - so no gypsies

>>25545419
Traitors of their origin

>>25545584
Fair

What about slovenes?

>>25544032
actually the slavs are as blonde as germans, maybe even more

Being half slav and half something else is the worst.

>Be german
>Have to watch while my country is committing suicide
>Slavs dont take shit from muslims and eastern Europe will be the richer part of the continent in 10 years
>Still crying

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Slavs, is in fact, Wends and Slavs, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and slavshits. Slavs are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Wends, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.

Many /int/ users mistake Wends for Slavs every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Wendish group is often called "Slavs", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Wends, a Central European masterrace.

There really are Slavs, but Wends are no part of it. Wends are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Slavs often include Wends, but basically it's Slavs with Wends added. All the so called "Western Slavs" are really Wends.

>>25545780
stop thinking about things so politically makes life easier desu

>>25544687
>hybrid half bulgarian half tunisian
Atleast my aesthetics were slav and not sand nigger is
That's better

>>25544223
>polish and lithuanian friends but that hardly counts as slav
polish do, lithuanian don't, they are baltic

>>25545816

>literally cant go outside alone anymore at night because "refugees" will rob you
>women getting molested and raped by organized groups
>crime and theft went up like hell
>economy will suffer because we have to feed millions of "refugees"
>"just ignore it brah if you dont think about it they wont fuck up everyone and everything you know xD"

>>25545782
only smart guy in here

>>25545906
It's not like you shitposting about it will change anything. But do what you want

>tfw half slav half kebab

This explains the severe suicidal thoughts.

>>25545780
you had it coming
it's our time again to shine

>>25546026
>shitposting
stop using buzzwords you don't know the meaning of, you retard

>>25546102
>you retard
why?

>>25545782
wow, that's a big inferiority complex we've got here: "N-no, really we're no S-Slavs at all, we are... Wends! That's a completely different thing"
wypierdalaj

>>25546184
to je kopiowany makaron z inta, wacpanie

>>25545782
what the fuck are wends? literally the first time I hear that term
fuck off wanker

Is diaspora allowed?

Serb here

>tfw look like OP's pic from the side


pls kill me

serb reporting in. life is pain bros.

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>>25546265
you don't have that bad than
>tfw huge ass jewish nose

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Hello slavs, my life fell apart recently and I wanted to know if any place in Russia is good for starting over. Or will Ivan con me out of all of my money?

>>25546265
sta hoces? Dobar mu je profil.

>tfw no chin

>>25546265
so what you're saying is you look good?

seriously is being slav that bad? all the slav guy i've met online / irl were pretty cool

>>25546265
You wish. That guy could be some model

>>25546461
it's a meme
but it actually gets funny since west europe gets cucked by ahmeds

>>25546461
average monthly salary of 300$
slavic girls wanting to fuck only super rich chads with BMWs
depression
cheap alcohol

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>>25540427
>>25540522
another bulgarian here i wanna die as well but only because i was born ugly and short and girls made fun of me

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Hello, polish businessman here. Do you want to discuss the current commerce situation?

>>25542386
I thought I was the only Bolivian here.

>>25546482
>average monthly salary of 300$
well that suck

>slavic girls wanting to fuck only super rich chads with BMWs
it's like that everywhere

>depression
same everywhere

>cheap alcohol
Nice

>>25546461
It's shit because we're poor. But at least our women aren't feminists or getting raped by niggers.

>>25546536
A pint at the average pub goes for what is equivalent to $1.50. Good shit.

>>25540427
being slavic is good dude. we have, on average, better jawlines and cheekbones

>>25546547
This. No negroes at all.

>>25542378
i prefer 24/7 ALKOHOLE

>>25546559
too bad it does not apply to me

>>25544179
musi jebat

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Why do Slav people hate showers?

When my Slav father found out I took showers every other day he closed down the shower pipe and made me ask him if I could take a shower (he'd usually let me once every week).

>>25546716
because water is expensive

>>25546716
it is not because of taking shower. it is because water is expensive especially warm one.

>>25541039
>Why do all slavic men seem to have shaved heads and wear Nike sports jackets? Is it like a uniform or something?


it was a thing mostly in 90s and early 2000s, now its just a meme except maybe less developed slav countries

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>>25546502

In high-school 10 guys spit on my face every day. I try to fight back, but they beat the shit out of me.
This was going on for 3 years. Just remembering about it make me want to kill myself again.

Bulgarians are mix of slav-turk bydlo. The worst evil kind.

>>25546800
I wish it was still a thing. My hair is thinning like crazy.

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>>25541039
it was a 90s gangsta look here.

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ehhhh antoni ja pierdole, rucham psa jak sra, rucham psa jak sra ehh kurwa po chuj wgl zyc powiedzcie dla mnie

a putas kutas

kto /drkakurac/ here?

>>25546827
that feel when not only super receded widows peek but also super thinned out temple
that feel when you need to buzzcut it once a week or it gets super noticable already
that feel when 24 years old
that feel when hair trimmer died and you can't afford a new one unless you starve for two weeks

>>25546482

>average monthly salary of 300$

Fucking rich fags. Here is 200$. You can not die if you only eat hlebec and margarin.

>>25546716
the fact that your dad is a slob doesnt mean that we are all, Im slav and I take shower everyday lol

>>25546825
>The worst evil kind.

Agreed if i could i would genocide all of my people, they are all horrible, no exceptions.

>>25546893
That's pretty much my feel too. Except that I also have a bad case of baby face/no chin and can't grow facial hair. I look like a large baby, it's disturbing. So, it could be worse.

>>25546917
Nobody at my high school ever looked clean or smelled nice.

>>25546989
Teenagers are generally gross and greasy. They can't help it.

Is there anything that is not depressing as shit in slavland?

>>25546874
Too depressed to try. Have fun though.

>tfw don't look Slavic at all

I have high cheekbones and once a girl said I have that "look" that Poles have but that's it

>>25547044
alcohol
nice chicks

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Tell me about your problems again

>>25547072

But don't those 2 things exist out of slavland?

>>25547087
guess they don't need anything else
they are simple people

>>25547044
No feminism or PC shit, our normies are generally alright and easy to get along with even if you are an autist, alcohol is cheap and always available, food is alright too if you like meat.

>>25540954
ba du-te in pula mea.....

>>25547044
No
(The very original comment)

>>25545584
Found the chetnik

>>25543723
Kek lad slavs are degenerate as fuck just in different ways

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>>25540427
tb-h it must suck to live in a slavic nation, USSR and the Ottomans fuck'd that place up forever.

>>25547275
>Ottomans fuck'd that place up forever.
they are now in western europe and scandinavia
soon every country will be fucked up

>>25540847
r1ze is that u?

>>25543674
hi please be my girlfriend

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anyone else here slavic american and living in the rust belt?

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>tfw finnic
when will the mongol jokes end?

>>25540954
>Full Romanian here

What the fuck happened in this parts of Europe bros? Did mother Russia and URSS fuck this place up so badly that even in 2016 we have extreme poverty and highly uneducated people?

I dislike this place with a passion, or more like dislike the people here up to the point where I dont want to wake up here anymore. I am planning to move to Sweden coming summer where I plan to be an active and helpful part of society because this place is way too far gone for me.

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>>25546265
>Croat
>Look like carbon copy of le liberator may may from profile view

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>>25540954
>Half-Romanian
>Not a slav
Singura ta scuza ar fi sa zici ca esti oltean. Dar oltenii sunt tigani asa ca nu stiu ce optiune preferi.