Just lost my virginity at a brothel.
I'm 18, she was 26 (so she says)
Paid for soft/warm girlfriend experience (oral, handjob, tonguekissing, sex in different positions etc) for 30 minutes.
ask me anything ples
pic related is her, watermark removed
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Finally, Japan has a good navy and air force and there's no chance in hell an old bomber like an IL 28 could get anywhere near Japan, even unloaded. North Korea has no ability to threaten anyone.
Worth it? I'm in a bit of a weird position. Overall, in my consciousness I know I "shouldn't have done it" because it's really socially looked down upon, and characteristically only for the most desperate. In my own opinion I have quite normalfaggy looks IRL so getting a girl shouldn't be a huge deal if it wasn't for the spaghetti, but I have a lot of money in the bank right now so my economic state doesn't really take a hit. It was more the action of actually going out and doing it.
like bags of sand
No but I was wearing a condom so I obviously didn't really get the full experience (though she did give me a handjob for a bit without). When it was inside it felt kind of numb, I could feel it in the but the actual sliding motion back and forth inside wasn't really all that. I'm not saying it wasn't great, because it was, but it's hyped up a bit too much. Maybe it's because she wasn't tight enough, I wouldn't know. I sucked on her nipples indeed, fondling her breasts was really a big part of the experience because I am quite a boobman. I was also allowed to lick her down there, and it really didn't taste of anything. Literally just tasted like skin and maybe the taste of kissing (we tongue kissed too).
>giving oral sex to a prostitute
What. The. Fuck.
OP here, it should be said that I only ate her out for about 30 seconds and I was the one who asked to do it (I've always wondered how it feels/tastes like etc.). Now it's experienced etc and I should also mention that all clients (remember, this isn't some common whore, it's actually a professional brothel) must wear condoms, they can't ejaculate on/inside the girls etc.
I was also told I was the first guest the entire afternoon, so it's safe to say she hasn't literally just sucked some other dudes condomed dick.
For STD's, it's stated on the website that they regularly check for STD's etc. But you gotta take that with a grain of salt of course.
>le virgin meme
do you even know where you are?
Not exactly- She looks supermodel hot in the photos, but in real life she is more "realistic" as in, she's a bit shorter than she looks in the photos, her breasts and butt are larger but she also had a bit of belly/handles (not too much of course). I didn't mind at all, she was really sweet.
Thought about this last year. At one point had a really bad day and got in my car and drove 3 hours into Nevada, right up to the stretch of highway outside a brothel, and then chickened out and went home. Maybe it'll happen this year. Who knows?
Makes no sense. If they were just angry about someone having sex with a prostitute they would just go out and fuck a prostitute. Most of the virgins here are more angry about lack of girlfriends rather than lack of sex.
Lets end the mistery: Vanessa Paradise
I was underwhelmed having my first time with someone I was madly in love with already, I think I'd have killed myself from the disappointment if it was a prostitute.
Also would rather jerk off than fuck with a condom. Can't feel a thing with the rubber on.
This is why you shouldn't have your first time with someone you really care about. It's a lot better to do it with a prostitute. Practice with prostitutes until you get decent at sex, and then only go for sex with girls you actually care about.
In German brothels you can find girls of all shapes and ethnicities. You can find black girls too. Besides, you'll get a nice vacation to Germany, where you can enjoy the culture and nature and food. Add legal brothels on top. Can't get more perfect than that.
Much higher for someone who's never done it before and doesn't know how it works.
Frankfurt is probably overall the best for variety of choice. What you want to look for is called a FKK club, which stands for Freie Korper Kultur. That means "free body culture", in other words nudism. Which in turn means that these clubs, of which the fancy ones are like spas, with pools and saunas, have naked girls walking around. And by coincidence, they will talk to you, and if you like her, you can take her to a private room where you will do whatever sexual acts you want with her and then pay. Most of them are eastern European, and will speak english.
A nice one in Frankfurt is called FKK Oase, another one is Sharks. In Berlin, the most famous one is FKK Artemis.
>lick her down there
did the same when I had my first time with a pro. Did it also with the 2nd hooker which I visited. No std's around, since I don't live in illegal murrica.
>kind of numb
this can also be caused by nervousness, even if it's not perceptible at the moment. Also, how long were you on nofap before you met her? I'd recommend at least one week.
????? brothels arent legal in denmark??
It cost about 140$
If you're from America, forget it.
Not really, she asked me if I wanted to try from the back and if she should get on top again but really no non-sexual stuff
Exactly, I only did it for like 30 seconds I just wanted to try it. There was no cum in there obviously, it's an only-condom brothel.
I'm not on nofap, big mistake. I was actually going to book it for next week but when I was on the phone to get some questions answered I just went ahead and booked one for today.
Well then, you know what to do. Start nofap right now. Book a time with her again next week. You'll feel a lot more comfortable this time around since you'll know her already and will have had sex with her.
These girls are only on their shifts every 2 weeks or so, but also I don't plan on doing it again in the near future. Economically it's not really that much of a problem, but honestly it was mostly just to get the whole virginity thing over with internally (not that it wasn't great, it was fucking awesome). The hassle of getting there, the nervousness, wondering if someone would find out etc. isn't really worth it. While I appreciate the fact that everything is fake (the compliments, her moaning, her being nice to me and acting like she's aroused etc.), it just feels so so weird during and afterwards, because inside you know she's "acting". Some people can throw that aside and simply enjoy the thing, but in my consciousness it still pokes a bit.
There are ways. You can try to force yourself to go, just by willpower. You will be shy and nervous and have butterflies in your stomach. But then you will have all these naked hotties come over and talk to you, and they will notice. They will think it's cute. Then if you happen to be lucky and be talking to a nice girl, she can make you comfortable, and then make it easy for you, and you can eventually relax.
You could also go with a friend. Just inside, not into the actual sex sessions (unless you're into that).
Booking an entire hour is quite a lot more costly though, I'd rather settle for 45m. The 30minutes didn't go by nearly as swiftly as I thought they would. When we were fucking I was literally hurrying to pump it so I could cum before the time was up, but she told me to just relax and calm down and it turns out I had an entire 15 minutes left when I felt much more had passed. It's probably faster once you've gotten used to it, but I tried everything I came there to try so mission accomplished I guess. I would never settle for a cheaper price anyway as you'd mostly get common STD whores for that kind of money and the professionalism/STD checks/Condom requirements at that place really attracted me, despite the pricetag.
>Going down on a hooker.
Your tongue would be cleaner if you scrapped it across all the subway seats in New york and New Jersey if you wanted to get really trashy
I'm like 99% sure I knocked up my regular girl........
I'd been away for a while, came back to see her today, and voila, she's pretty obviously pregnant. I didn't comment on it or anything, but based on some of her increased sensitivities (nipples, neck, and some other areas), it pretty much confirmed it's pregnancy and not fat. And yes, if it's not clear, I fucked her while she was pregnant; it was awesome.
Anyway, when I got back, I used Google and what she looked like to gauge how far along she was. Based on pictures, second trimester, and probably in the middle of that. That would make her...20 weeks pregnant.
Or 5 months.
And I creampied in her on August 2nd or 3rd, so that'd be......
Given the fact that she didn't bring it up today (even though it was obvious) and the fact that she has a fiance/husband (a ring on her finger) and the fact that she was pretty chill/relaxed with me, I don't think she'll pursue anything with me in particular.
This is why you shouldn't be a retard like me, kids.
>paying for sex
>getting a broad spectrum of STD's
YA BLEW IT