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As I walked past a girl today she made a high pitched beep sound

I have this hypothesis and it's that some guys are invisible to females BUT when they get in close proximity to females then the females have a defense mechanism which reveals the invisible person and an alarm goes off in their head where this girl I passed by either let some of the alarm sound out as a high pitched beep OR she was startled by the alarm and she thus made the beep sound

Does this thesis hold up to scrutiny? Can anyone else confirm?
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>>25535610
Oops! I forgot to make a bait thread to get replies

I'm a girl btw
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>>25536275
The reason no one replied was because it's a stupid thread..
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In Canada it's normal for people to say "beep!" when they are passing you in a crowded hallway
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>>25536306
>mfw an american clapped instead of beeping when he passed by me
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>>25536286
Don't listen to this dork OP. This is a great thread and I think you are right.
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>tfw you're autistic and "beep" whenever you hear a machine or computer beep first
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>>25535610
They also can use
>ew
>really?
>gross
>ouch
Those are just ways they defend from you
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>>25535610
wow... I painted those interrogation marks on that image for a cracky-chan fanboard; this is weird.
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>>25535610
humans don't beep

I suggest killing her because she's not fucking human
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>>25536449
>females aren't human
wow, are you always this fast?
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That was a synth you moron. Humans don't beep, she was probably an Institute plant.
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Happens with me, but like 60% of the women I pass start visibly showing indicators of interest. Usually just playing with their hair immediately after seeing me and sitting somewhere near me.

This all started after I started lifting and dressing professionally. Still haven't had sex in a year because I don't like women on an emotional level.
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Maybe she just said "Creep" in one of those high pitched bitch voices?
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>>25537165
You're the one in the wrong for asuming he meant females weren't human.
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