HOLY SHIT HOW DO I STOP THIS PAIN? I am a fucking idiot who

You can never stop the pain, the best thing you can do is learn to enjoy it.

>>25534140
How do I learn to enjoy being a pathetic beta orbiter?

I feel like I could move on if I just asked her out and heard her reject me.

I saw a thread earlier that really rustled my jimmies. It said something along the lines of
>there is a combination of words and actions that would result in you dating your oneitis

It kills me. I don't want to be a pathetic orbiter of a 30 year old youtube bitch but for some reason I am, and the idea that there may be something I could do to get closure hurts.

I feel like if I give up I am losing, but if I don't give up I am also losing because I'm a beta cuck.

>>25534115
>3 months
Just imagine the pain Epi feels after 9 years. Be grateful.

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>>25534182
I'm not grateful, at all. I know that if I don't change something that could be me.

Fuck I am retarded.

damn rosie, what are you doing to this poor fella

>>25534322
Your post made me laugh for some reason.

It's true though, I'm being torn apart.

The only relief I feel is when I consider a plan for how I could meet her and ask her out, but it's just too far fetched.

I just want to be over her but I have no means of getting closure.

I wish the internet was never invented so I could never have seen this chick.

FUCK YOU AL GORE

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Bumping

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME GET OVER THIS BITCH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I DON'T WANT TO FEEL THIS ANYMORE

She has weird nose and strangely spaced goat eyes if that helps you OP. Also, she's gotta be 40 by now.

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>>25534524
I know she does, but I'VE LEARNED TO LOVE HER FLAWS


AHHHH KILLL MEEEEEEEE KILLL MEEE

She's 30. I have always liked older women though.

END MY LIFE

>>25534115
Watch the film swingers, it helped me and put things into perspective

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>>25534586
Can you give me a synopsis/breakdown?
It's not on Netflix.

>the first time she left us forever
>came back with a video after ages
>left again

Why did she do that?

Also, time's a blur, was that in 2012/13?

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>>25534665
I have no clue why.

Last video was 2013.

FUCK YOU WHY DO I HAVE TO FEEL THIS WAY

I LITERALLY HAVE TO TELL MYSELF OVER AND OVER THAT SHE WILL BE MY GF ONE DAY JUST TO GET TO SLEEP

EVERY NIGHT FOR OVER THREE MONTHS

FUCKKKKKK KILL ME
KILL ME

KILL ME
KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL MEEEE NOW

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>>25534706

You get use to it.

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>>25534179

>there is a combination of words and actions that would result in you dating your oneitis

Holy shit fuckin ouch

>>25534617
Girl breaks up with guy, guy gets really upset, friends try to get him laid, doesn't work ends up talking about how much he loved the girl. Continually goes on being upset waiting for his ex to call. Shit goes on some funny stuff happens, over some time one day In bar he sees a girl goes to her hits it off, then exchange numbers. He's about to call her, when is ex calls tells him she wants to get back together. Gets another call it's girl from last night starts talking to her leaving ex on hold, sets up date, gets really happy. Tell his friends, he asks what did you say to your ex, says I completely forgot about her

>>25534743
I don't want to, I want this gone.
>>25534746
Yeah, my reaction exactly. To do anything but move to the UK and try to ask her out feels like I'm not working hard enough. It's just a lose lose, whatever I do.

KILL ME

>>25534820
Makes sense m8, I appreciate the recommendation. Maybe if I torrent the movie and watch it I'll have a better appreciation. I just don't feel I could do that, just give up like that.

>>25534115
What cans I'd she wearing?

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go on the youtube archive and look up headphones

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>>25534115
Dunno m8, i have same feelings.I'm love her so much, i can't forget her for just one moment, i'm always thinking about her, every second. My life, my soul its all hers, also i can't look on other girls.She is all what i need. I cant just leave her, she is forever in my heart.

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>>25535052
No clue
>>25535088
Sorry to hear that.

FUCK IT PISSES ME OFF

WHY CAN'T IT JUST STOP FUCKKKKKKKKKK

>>25535052
I think it's a Senn HD650.

>>25534890
It's not giving up though, it's more moving on

>>25535646
It's a failure though. It's throwing in the towel when there are still things I could do to succeed. Moving on is a positive label for failing.

>>25534115
What's rose

>>25534115
you just posted this same shit a few days ago. again your nothing but a casual if its only been 3 months

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>>25535728
DO NOT LOOK INTO HER IF YOU ARE A STRAIGHT MALE

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>>25534115
Jesus christ OP you're a pathetic mess, at least choose a girl of quality to get obsessed about like princess Iceni.

>>25535754
I wasn't asking for help then, just advice on if I should watch the rest of her videos to get closure.

Well I did it, and it just made me love her more. Fuck
>>25535778
I know I am pathetic.

>>25535658
So why don't you just ask her out

>>25535821
I can't. She lives in the UK, I live in the US, and there is no way of talking to her.

>>25534115
Do you go by the name Psycho, OP?

>>25535913
Nope, why?

>>25535873
So wait, you have just found this girl on the Internet, and somehow fallen in love with her

>>25535930
I wouldn't call it love, it's a stupid infatuation. I have a very obsessive personality, always have been prone to oneitis. Unfortunately this time my brain chose to attach itself to this girl who makes youtube videos.

>>25535930
It's the news reader effect unfortunately, the solo projection into a desperate lonely males personal space that leads him to a convinced self delusion.

>>25534492
Hey man.
Let me offer you some serious advice on how to get over this:

shut the Fuck up

Also just find some new person to gawk over and then someone else, and eventually you'll realize you got so many hot Bitches on your Internet dick, you don't even care about whatshername anymore.

>>25535956
Just go have a wank mate

>>25534367
i Know You and i will Pray you die Soon

>>25535979
I can't. There is no one else I gawk over. I hate most women. I should hate her rationally, she's an egotistical cam whore.

But I can't.
>>25535981
Doesn't change anything.

>>25535913
No no, this is the other guy who constantly has to call himself an idiot, made a bunch of threads in that vein before. What if he kills himself? Just see how weak he sounds, I bet it wouldn't take much.

>>25536038
This is the first thread I've made about it though.

I have posted in two Rose threads, otherwise I avoid them.
I agree I should die though.

>>25535998
Thanks

>>25536004
I absolutely hate you, still. Perhaps more now. You are a human slug, slimy and filthy.

> i know i know i know i am a slug but i want to be pathetic

>>25535778
>tfw iceni will never into vidya or science
>tfw iceni will never make videos
>tfw iceni is normie
wasted potential

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>>25536078
Okay, I know who you are now, you're the shitbud guy.

I appreciate your input, it's very helpful and effective :)

>>25536063
Liar. I know from several months ago with your moronic pasta.

Fuck this thread (and the other one) Fuck you and Fuck your mother since she clearly could have stopped this, but oh no slug are a holy life. What waste, you are no son of god.

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>>25536116
lol triggered
Don't cry little dude

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>>25536090
I don't shitpost, I don't lie.

Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-Yr-Yr-Yr-Yr-Yr-Yr-Yr-Yr-Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-Yr-Yr-Yr-Yr-Yr-Yr-Yr-Yr

>>25536129
See you when all our heads roll off.

Until then, try not calling yourself an idiot too many times

fuck you attention whoring newbud, can't you feel your *profound emotions* without spamming like a giant, yeah - spammer

keep it to yourself, noone wants to hear about your special *feels*

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>>25536079
>Implying being a youtube whore isn't normie nowadays
>tfw Iceni will never waste copious amounts of her life on shit tier vidya as a hedonistic escape from her low self esteem and self loathing.
>tfw Iceni doesn't take 3000 pictures of herself or behave like an attention whore drowning in her own hipocrisy
>tfw Rose is just an average middle class white normie aimlessly fighting back her destiny of monotony.

>>25534115
Kill yourself, because that way you'll stop making these threads.

I don't get why people post the same Emma or Iceri pictures over and over again.

Instead use the name option. Just write Pedro instead of posting the same Emma photo for the 100th time or write Pierre and spare us another ordinary picture of a girl nobody cares about.

>>25536271
>implying the same Rose pics don't get posted time and time again.
>Implying Rose isn't ordinary and boring irl who no one notices in a crowd.
>tfw Not every girl was as mentally ill as Rose and felt the need to take 10,000 pictures of herself even the famous don't have as many.
>Daily reminder of just how desperate for attention Rose was.

>>25536271
>I don't get why people post the same Emma or Iceri pictures over and over again.
The same reason people post the same Rose pics over and over again for the last 5 years +, you silly bellend.

>>25536325
>>25536346
I meant in Rose threads.

Obviously they are lesser waifus who can't even accomplish being a camwhore. They don't have a following as large as Rose. They are parasites of /rose/.

Effectively only Pedro posts Emma and only Pierre posts Iceri. This isn't the case with Rose. A lot of people post Rose.

And since we already saw all Emma and Iceri pictures: why not post with the name field and we can imagine the same tired half-attractive full-autistic photo by ourselves instead of having to look at such a disgusting thing.

>>25536388
>Iceri.
Is this a purposeful misspelling?
>A lot of people post Rose.
A whopping 10-20 people who frequent the threads.
>having to look at such a disgusting thing.
Rose is literally a half spastic freak show, I know exactly how you feel.

>>25536197
>rose
>normie
rose is a cyborg with bonus gril points (confirmed through her lack of showering and being neet for 2 years)
iceni is full on normie with nothing but facebook pictures to look at

rose > iceni

ashley jones and rose is my girlfriend

>>25536412
>Is this a purposeful misspelling?
No. Iceni it is.

>A whopping 10-20 people who frequent the threads.
20 times "Iceni" and Emma? Exactly.

>Rose is literally a half spastic freak show, I know exactly how you feel.
Yet you are here every day. You did not start /rose/ing by accident. You saw in the catalog or a video or at somewhere and thought "What a beautiful angel."
If you preferred any other waifu over Rose, you wouldn't be in /rose/. You would be in your /shittywaifu/.

So spare me your delusions along with your pretend bad taste in women.

>>25536435
Rose spent her life trying to project herself and make the internet believe she is some kind of person that she really isn't. Iceni only has a facebook and limited pictures because she isn't tragic or insecure enough to care what the world thinks. Real people who actually do shit just do it they don't feel the need to attach things to there image and obsessively promote themselves in a "hai look at me guise" fashion. I'm sorry you can't see through Roses psychopathic narcissistic facade.

>>25536475
>You saw in the catalog or a video or at somewhere and thought "What a beautiful angel."
This is so astounding far from the truth lel but of course you can only rationalize based on your own limited perspective. Don't judge others by your standard or however the saying goes.

>>25536475
>If you preferred any other waifu over Rose, you wouldn't be in /rose/. You would be in your /shittywaifu/.
I have a friend who goes to the pub as a straight edge guy that just likes to socialize, you know?

>>25536522
No real answer. Only beating around the bush.

I consider this a victory. Let this be a lesson to you. If you can be honest with yourself you will get very valuable knowledge from the beating you just had.

>>25536522
dont ever fucking reply to me again

>>25536554
>No real answer.
I think you mean you don't like the truth that you hear so feel the need to do mental gymnastics to side step or you having reading comprehension issues.

>>25536560
>dont ever fucking reply to me again
I can't promise that i'm afraid. Guess i just did.

>>25536522
>implying the only reason i like her isnt that she's literally a female me right down to the psychopathic narcissistic facade and constant need for attention hidden behind a mask of hatred of said attention

jog on lad

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>>25536446
fuck u nate i dik in ur mouth basterd bich HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH u like tht bich? good now i DICK IN UR TEA HAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHA u lik DIC TEA BICH FUCKA!!???

i fuck u nate i fuck u i fuck u in mouth ass tea bich

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>>25534115
You know how to stop this, you are just afraid.

>>25536954
At least you're honest with yourself, i respect that.

>>25537813
of course, theres no reason to lie on the internet least of all on a canadian slam poetry chatroom

>i love a blue haired trap with no tits ass or hips that has a disgusting tattoo all over her arm that uploaded cringy videos to youtube years ago
JUST

>>25537956
>i love a qt blue haired trap with no tits ass or hips that has a disgusting tattoo all over her arm that uploaded cringy videos to youtube years ago
ftfy

>>25537980
I can accept this correction. She has a cute face.

>>25538037
>She has a cute face.
She has the kinda look mulder pocket wanks to.

>>25534115
Rose reminds me of a female friend I had once who was absolutely filthy and almost entirely retarded.
It flirted and tried fucking anything that breathed, including me, which was traumatic.
I now hate both of these sluts.

>>25538115
That's low self esteem for you.

hi guys ^^ how are you?

>>25538248
:3 pedro garcia?

>>25538290
SI PEDRO HERE AMA, DALE BUENO PAPU

>>25538334
pls do not make fun of my good friend pedro

>>25534179
holy shit, don't do it you faggot
nothing creepier than showing your face online and constantly having closet gays creep on you even though you've never spoke to them in your life.
find someone in real life, it's much easier and less beta

Have you tried becoming a cunny poster?

>>25538334
OK CAPS WAS A MISTAKE NOW SERIOUSLY IM PEDRO IM DOING AMA GO AHEAD GUYS

>>25538410
Hi Pedro tell me how are your attempts to sniff marias mud crease going?

>>25538439
HELLO PLIS THIS IS PEDRO SII BUENO I DONT SNIFF THE MARIA I INJECT THE WHOLE JAJA SALUDOS

>>25534548
What climate do you live in?

i wonder what facial gestures rose has come up with recently

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>>25536435
>and being neet for 2 years
proofs?

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>>25535088
Tattoos = degenerate

Unnatural colors = degenerate

Attention whoring = degenerate

You guys are literally c ucking yourselves.

>>25540358
Tattoos and blue hair wasn't degenerate 10 years ago, kid.
Unfortunately, the tattoo is permanent, but I doubt she would get one done now.

>Hiding from stalkers = attention whoring

Sure, senpai

A true attention whore would exploit all of us obsessive losers a hell of a lot more than Rose does. No Paytreon, or even a twitch stream.

>>25540507
she still monetized her videos.

>>25540507
>Tattoos and blue hair wasn't degenerate 10 years ago
HAHAHAHHAHA

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>>25540507

White knighting orbiter detected..

Seriously you need to look yourself in the mirror and get some self respect.

>>25540541
So? Everyone does that.

>>25540583
It's true, back then, blue hair was something cure scene girls had.

>>25540628
>self respect
>robot

get out, rooo

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how does such perfection exist in this cruel world

>>25540659
>It's true, back then, blue hair was something cure scene girls had.
ROFL

>>25540671
You are everything that is wrong with society. Stop feeding feminism and stop putting pussy on a pedestal.

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>>25540659

> 3dpd

You gtfo

Roooooo

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hmmmm.....

interdsating orignal comment

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>>25540832
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm asdfsadfxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hi real epi here. been browsing rose threads for 5 years and i have an irc rose channel up. i stalk rose and all the people who are into rose. ask me anything except for posting my exclusive rose content. not giving that away (and i have stuff you want)

It's nice having a girlfriend and not having to go through that feeling anymore. Pretty freeing mates

>>25540832
btfo>>25535052

[]original comment here familia[]

why goblin girls make me so horny? i want waifu make my life better please

>>25540850
Epi! My main man! The top bloke of /rose/.

I'm in search of a particular /b/ thread from 2012 or 2013. We discussed religion in it. Can you find it for me?

Real epi pls respond

>>25540850
What's her youtube channel?

>>25534115
Why do you make so many threads about her?

>>25541329
you gotto be a lot more specific than saying religion was discusses

no way im looking through all threads with so little info

im not epi btw

nor the guy you replied to for that matter

i need rose merchandise to give my life fulfillment

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>>25534115
oh look everyone, its that pathetic newfag who thinks hes special
hurry up and kill yourself anon

rosebuds are best posters, prove me wrong

when can we expect a new blog update, pedro?

>>25541512
Come on. We don't usually discuss religion.

Somebody was talking about how they were a buddhist if that helps.

When do you suppose he will be back?

what's the best definition of Rose?

>>25542352
nah man, that was just me trolling around. i've taken on various personas here over the years.

>>25542481
I know. I know Epi hasn't posted in this thread yet.

>>25534182
Who's Epi ?

>>25542352
what makes you think he left?

>>25542584
please be trolling. oh my..

>pedro autismo
>ellen page
>real kstew
>1st fake kstew
>2nd fake kstew
>3rd fake kstew
all me. hehehehe.

shes not even attractive, i guess lots of fat ugly virgins are attracted to pale girls that look like 14 year old boys

ive never understood this meme

>>25540840
Jajajajajajajaja

>>25542584
How about we talk about Rose instead of trips?

>>25542751
We should focus on THESE trips instead

>>25542781
JUST
didn't even get dubs

>>25542751
i'm not sure what i like more, roses hips or lips

>>25534115
>>25534179
>>25535956
Stop posting these threads. Get professional help for your mental problems. Be smart, fix yourself, or end up like this nutjob below.

>>25536522
This nut has been posting this bitter drivel for years. Keep watching videos and going to the threads and you will end up beind stuck here like this fool. Get professional help.

>>25542788
>>25542781
take your cancer somewhere else please

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>>25540659
>scene girls
>not degenerate

>>25542586
He was here but now he's not. After some time (couple hours probably) he'll be back again.

He never left. He won't leave.

>>25542813
>jelly of dubs
xD

>>25541471
He's nuts. Mods should shut him down.

guys lets discuss hard science now.

>>25542809
i saw a pic of her when she used dark red lipstick. my willy still tingles at the thought of it.

so my vote goes to: lips.

>>25542584
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25095526/#25106485

>>25542914
real kstew here. this is absolute bullshit. pedro was my pal but i never knew who epi really was desu.

how come people don't post pictures in this thread?

>r9kbuds
And I thought shitbuds were the rats of this corpse-I had forgotten the maggots!

>>25543028
It's an ego stroke, nothing more.

>>25543028
It's a stalker thread. The same people post all the time. They already have the pics. There is need to post anything.

>>25543126
we'll never run out of memes though.

>>25543132
Please point out the memes in this thread. I see none.

>>25543143
i'm memeing hard since morning hours. all of my posts are attempts at creating memes. i'm the memist.

>>25543143
Real kstew
Pedro

>>25543155
you're cancer, thats what you are.
this thread is the worst ive seen for a while and you're not the only reason

>>25543169
>Real kstew
i'm not a meme. neither is my friend pedro.

>>25542898
where is said lipstick pic

>nobody memeing hard
>thread dies
/rose/

>>25543482
this is how the threads usually go. when pedro arrives things get better, if he doesn't give a fuck because he, for example, spends quality time sitting in a sofa with the lovely Maria, then the thread is boring and shouldn't be allowed to exist.

>>25543535
when will pedro get his willy wet with a girl like maria?

>>25543589
hopefully not too soon. as soon as he does lose his virginity he will forget about this nightmare, and we'll be stuck here alone without him. at that point, there will only be memes.

>/rose/ without pedro
oh the horrors

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rose btfo

https://faces.ethz.ch

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it's like a dream, how can i build a world where all moments are like this?

>>25543339
i don't save pictures. ask some of the tripfags.

>>25543670
>>25543687
stop memeing, memist

>>25543687
I had a friend who had the following theory:

If when you kill yourself, you really concentrate and focus your last thoughts and really choose them to be your very final thoughts, you will forever exist there with those thoughts, stuck in a way.
You can't really prove any of that, obviously, not with our current level of technology anyway.

Anyway, your question has occurred in previous people is what I'm trying to say, and those people have had different answers.

Sometimes I wonder what his final choice was.

>>25543863
yeah, erotic asphyxiation with rose would be nice

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they somehow improved the algorithm but its still not right, should be godlike.

>>25543967
Do you have something to do during your day apart from posting on 4chan? You should find something productive to do with you time.

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I'm almost sure our good pal Pedro is currently making a move on Maria. That's why he's not here. Jealous as fuck to be honest.
Meh, at least I have a pretty waifu to look at.

>>25544162
at least her feet

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>>25544210
Hair and smile.

>>25544224
nah just her feet

>>25543952
nah, imagine the following:
Your life went to shit. You are in debt and have nothing left to live for, your life is over basically, so you decide to sacrifice yourself, in a ritual of sorts.

The room is dark(obviously, it's a ritual), there's a crude drawing on the floor, you can't make the drawing out in this light, hanging like some fruit, and 10 blue candles, of which only 7 are alight. A masked person stands next to each candle.

You are drugged, hanged from your legs. hands tied, head completely shaven.

One of the masked approaches you
with a scalpel, but you are so high you don't even notice the edge as he swiftly slashes both your carotid arteries and your blood shoots in a powerful stream and starts loudly filling the bucket below you. The last thing you hear is your blood splashing around in the bucket.

But your drugged up brain is OK with all of this, soaked in opiates and the sweet knowledge that this blood will be used by your beloved queen rose to keep her body young forever.

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>>25544254
Her hair is beautiful, please famelio. Unlike pre-historic Rose
>what haircut do you want sempai
just rose my shit up

hmmm maybe go outside? plenty of better girls out there, jesus you guys have so much to learn its not even funny

>>25544299
>plenty of better girls
i wish i could be new and naive again
>>25544289
no

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>>25544148
how do you know how much time i spend on 4chan?

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>>25544344
>no
Not even talking to you more. You're most likely not even my good pal Pedro (since he is currently making love to sweet Maria)

>>25544299
You're talking to crazy people. Ignore them like they ignore you.

>>25544256
what a boring evening to end it on

>>25544367
pedro has no friends here. only faceless shitposters calling his name.

>>25544488
i (real kstew) have always been his friend

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pic related is when i fell in love with her.

>>25544557
that's very interesting. do you have tumblr that i can follow?

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>>25544547
me too. i was just kidding

:^)

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rosie rose.

>>25544582
>>25544367
>scruff instead of autism beard
>worked out
>got a better haircut
>started using contacts
it really is chadro

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>>25544570
>that i can follow?
do you want to follow my journey through hell? the only light in my life is rose, there is nothing else.

>>25544638
there is no rose in your life

>>25544589
fucking hell she is pretty

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>>25544678
leave this holy thread plz. /rose is dedicated to the worship of rose and lesser deities like kstewart. this is no place for trolls.

>>25534115
Haha you a real faggot senpai.

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she is the most beautiful woman i have ever seen.

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>>25534115
YOU MUST SIMULATE A NATURAL ENVIRONMENTAL REACTION TO FOLLOWING AROUND CONSTANTLY A WOMAN WHO HAS NO INTEREST IN YOU

MACE YOURSELF FAGTRON

>>25544813
yeah, now we all can sleep with our eyes closed

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such a sweetie...

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>>25544743
>kstew
>worse than rose
are you joking? come on.
pedro my pal, back me up on this one.

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i want to kiss those thighs so bad!

>>25534115
>you think she's pure, not like the rest
>Chad laughs to himself as he cums on her chest

>Rose, a cutie, you still suggest
>while Chad, her buddy, will fuck her best

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>>25544919
>kstew
>worse than rose

thats just how it is m8.

>>25544933
Stop giving attention to the nutjobs.

rose toes

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>>25545084
you'd rather lick these

>>25545084
lets not talk about that ok?

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>>25545084
i only have this, sry

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rose and her disciples.

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well long time no see /rose/! haven't been here in a while

any updates on the whoerr?

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>>25545424
she has released new content, but i will not show it to you. visit us at 8ch to see it.

>>25545424
nice try t. yuang chen

>>25545424
>haven't been here in a while
You're here everyday.

>any updates
This is the reason why the threads are posted. Losers posting everyday hoping someone gives them an update.

>>25545548
I could give them an update.

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>le witty comment

>>25545548
>You're here everyday.
Just you and you're cute paranoia

>>25544813
why does she look so frail here?

>>25534115
i know that feel bro, i cant stop loving her.

>>25544589
why does nate always have that stupid grin on his face?

>>25545723
because he is fucking the best woman in the world

>>25545749
>best woman in the world
>no tits or ass
>gammy rib
huh

>>25545749
>blue short hair
>ugly tattoo
>shit feet
>no hips
>no tits
>no ass
>ellen page tier forehead that needs to be covered with hair at all times
>pretentious

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>>25545749
>the best woman in the world
thats right

>>25545749
I want to believe you're joking, but I never dare underestimate the autism in these threads.

>>25545798
>haircut of a balding insecure man
>hairstyle of a dumb bitch cunt
>no clothes like a whore
>meme movie taste

>>25545798
she literally looks like a street hooker here

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>>25545778
>>25545796
pic related is what i think of you

>>25545833
lel how could an ugly girl get such a following? oh wait now i remember. its actually only 4 autists playing their alter-egos off against each other.

>>25545856

Why is 4chan so obsessed with androgynous girls? Is it related to the homosexuality and pedophilia?

>that wave of dopamine and relief when you wake up, instantly check the catalog and find a good rose thread to read through while sipping on coffee
bliss. oh bliss

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>>25545856
even when she is ugly she is beautiful, you are just blind to true beauty.

>>25545886
rose is not androgynous. for example kstew is androgynous. rose is just plain ugly.

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>>25541329
>>25542352
anon is right, that's not really specific. any keywords, narrower time period, anything?

>>25545856
>le epic autism
we are just a bunch of lads having a laugh here

why are you so serious

>>25545892
>there are people who will sit down and spend time reading through this entire thread falsely hoping for good entertainment
JUST

>>25545904
fuck off autist

>>25545928
i've developed a debilitating feedback loop on /rose/ threads. i can't help this.

>>25545904
I took care of it thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX6rbLSp8Ys
>tfw no autism kirsten gf
;_;

>>25545959
it actually has a scientific name:

The Wonky Symptom

what did rose do between the ages of 18 and 22?

if she was releasing content under a pseudonym do you think she'd take pity and leak this information or some clues

>>25546002
fap to little girls

>>25545998
wonky has more than a behavioral addiction

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>>25546002
you mean brown rose?

>>25546002
i was doing her (real kstew here). ask me anything.

>>25546049
she had blue hair at 21

>>25545904
Actually since you're here:

Posts of King yesterday made me think. Do you remember some old ranty post blaming King about his emotional investment in the threads? Can you find it? 2011 or 2012 and it was a thread on /b/.

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>>25546049
its hard to control the feels.

>>25545927
You post rose everyday because you're waiting for someone to give you new info on her. Don't lie.

>>25546094
garcia antonio autismo?

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>>25546090
sry, for me she is just timeless.

>>25546155
you're a fucking idiot and i hate you. fuck off from the threads.

>>25545664
It's not paranoia. It's the truth, and you know it. I bet you will still be here posting years from now.

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>>25546171
why am i an idiot?

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>mfw /whoer/ generals

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>>25546094
i'll try to look for it. what do i win if i find it?

>>25546211
because you won't fucking stop posting your shitty waifu in a thread meant for posting memes.

>>25546218
I'll think about funny jokes about Rose and when I get bored I'll come to the threads or the irc and tell them to you.

>>25546218
>>25546252
could you two faggots fuck off?

>>25546216
you mean /stalker/ general.

>>25546252
just write him a rose rape fantasy, you psycho. that's the only thing that gets off epi, lord of autism.

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>>25546218
if i ever actually met her like in pic related my heart would go crazy.

>>25534115
she is not even hot srsly

>>25546287
all this hate for epi. you must be brian.

>>25546287
No no you're confusing him with Pedro.

Epi is a whiteknight who holds his boyish charms.

>>25546314
no, real kstew here.

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>>25546252
you had me at rose. give me a couple of minutes.

>>25546286
>le epig stalker thread
just a bunch of lads looking at rose pics and chatting

why are you so mad?

>>25546187
It is paranoia. You're just trying to make me some kind of fucking boogeyman that your simple mind can blame on.

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>>25546241
/rose is for rose and rose related mental issues. you memers are only tolerated, barely.

>>25546331
>making fake rose accounts on facebook
>stalking emma and her facebook friends
>stalking rose, her boyfriend, her family
sure, m8. you're just posting pics here.

>>25546331
>lads
Epi, the guy who has stalked her and her fans for over 5 years is a "lad"?
Pedro, the guy who wrote Rose rape fantasies, who sent her a book to creep her out and who is mentally unstable and writes post so lame that they're referred to with titles (e.g. "The Autism") is a "lad"?
Brian, the guy who attempted to destroy her life and put his heart and soul into this task, is a "lad"?

>>25546417
>meme
>correct fuck him
>gone

>>25546450
Epi is not a meme. He is literally sitting there trying to figure out who all of us shitposters are. It annoys him so when we post memes. Once he got so mad that he spent an entire night comparing filenames to call out King on his memeposting. Epi is a loser like no other. He's worse than Pedro, and much more creepi.

>>25546450
>gone
it doesn't look like it. you guys are acting like brian.

Is Rose a modern mermaid?

People will crash into the proverbial cliffs staring into her eyes.

>>25546417
>wonky
>crazy drug addict more narcissistic than day9

i can also make everyone sound bad

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ok i have to go to bed now, good night lads.

and rose, if you read this: i love you *kiss*

>>25546505
Huh? There is nothing in my post that was even remotely made up. Wonky is a retarded child for sure, and a boring poster at that, but he is no threat to Rose. Pedro, Epi and Brian all are/were.

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Let's do this, buds.

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>>25546094
so here you go, i think this is what you're talking about. what a specific and odd thing to remember after many years.

>>25546475
nothing annoys me anon post away.

>>25546524
epi
>collects various fun facts and pictures of his fav youtuber

pedro
>generic nice guy that just wants the best for everyone. may it be sending them entertainment or writing a fanfic they requested

brian
>just a regular guy madly in love

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>>25546485
>>25546485

i cant look away

>>25546542
>>25546094
are these two for real or is this just some spectacle or grand finale of an autism tournament?

>>25546505
oh yeah? try making hitler sound bad.

>>25546475
I've been in /rose/ for a looong time and I've never seen this in him.

>>25546542
Thanks.
>what a specific and odd thing to remember after many years.
Who knows. Maybe it was me who posted it.

>>25546577
You guys should be more grateful to me now. I made that fucking gif you posted

>>25546608
because he works behind the scenes while king autism has the spotlight

real kstew here. pathetic rose worshipping cunt turned meme poster. ask me anything.

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>>25546608
heh, that would be something.
anyways, have a good one.

>>25546625
Still here? Of course. You're always here.

>>25546582
just another day in 2012 /rose/

>>25546625
i think youve already told me that... a few times.

>>25546657
really? how did you go from loving rose? or are you just pretending to not like her any more?

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i love her so much im out of words to describe it.

what's with rose's obsession with frogs?

>>25546785
what a goofy looking bitch

absolutely disgusting senpai

>>25546542
i didn't believe this shit had been going on for so long. thought it was just another meme. you people are sick.

>>25546826
you're not making sense again.

>>25546858
most of us are just memeposting. epi and pedro have been stuck here forever, yeah. other people are normal, they're just goofing around on the internet.

>>25546858
that's what some have been trying to tell you.

>>25546892
this guy is lying. he's fucked up like the rest of them.

>>25546921
i'm not fucked up. epi is fucked up. i just have too much time to waste.

sometimes i wish i could travel back in time, and cross roses path when she was travelling through europe. like somehow make it so that i could be at the same youth hostel as her in spain, during that special summer. it would be like that movie "before sunrise". 2 travellers meeting and sharing a special moment

>>25546962
>i just have too much time to waste.
pedro, you have the least time of anyone here. as a matter of fact - you're in a fucking hurry. you're not getting any younger

>>25546962
I can't think of a more stable character than Epi.

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>>25546962
>i'm not fucked up

>I collect threads and posts made on a chinese meme forum
>I stalk a girl I never met
>I stalk others who stalk the girl I never met
>I have an irc channel up where I hope gullible rose posters will join so I can see their ip addresses and easily stalk them down
S T A B L E
T
A
B
L
E

>>25546962
learn how to play a musical instrument, learn how to draw, learn how to code, exercise, learn martial arts, learn how to cook, learn how to do anything that will help you grow as a person. this meme posting or whatever you're doing here gets you nowhere.

>>25547004
>harmless
>meme
>meme
>meme
Eeexcatly

>>25547045
fuck off epi
>>25547025
the two things from that list that I haven't practiced/can do is drawing and martial arts (that's for spergs)

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>>25547025
why waste time for such futile enterprises when you can bask in roses glory instead. its food for the soul.

>>25546994
why? so you could:

a) not find her attractive irl
b) not talk to her because you are scared
c) ignore her like every other guy there
d) realise she is nothing like you pictured and move on with your life

>>25547025
great idea. that worked out fine for martin

do you think rose is the kind of girl who would keep on sucking you after youve already jizzed on her pretty little face

>>25547099
i'd hold the bitch down to keep the penis in her mouth for longer. the only thing she's good for are blowjobs desu. she's unattractive bodywise but has a cute face.

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>>25547119
>she's unattractive bodywise
bullshit, her body is litterally perfect. i always get rock hard when i see it.

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WHO /EMMA/ HERE

WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT
EMMA >>>>> ROSS
RIGHT?

>>25547189
nobody cares that you get hard by looking on ugly blue hair and ridiculous tattoos. just fuck off already, retard boy. shave your pubes.

>>25547189
im pretty sure she has a hank hill ass

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>>25547230
such hostility!

>>25547239
im sure you have a subhuman nigger fetish

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>>25547230
my pubes are already shaved. im ready for rose anytime.

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>>25547347
i love rose.
/thread

>>25547200
i'm pretty sure it's well known that Emma is far more superior than that pretentious nerdbait of a whore named "rose" . Of course the delusional freakshows who lurk here will probably try to deny it

daily reminder

https://www.literotica.com/audio/2015/sound_2015_10/blueyz82_caught.mp3

>>25547512
rose is not even a nerdbait. she really doesn't appeal to anyone but epi, pedro, king, kstew and brian. normal guys like pretty long hair, nice tits, good hips. emma has it all, but there is no point trying to convince sexually confused permavirgins.

>>25547189
That's a photoshop.

>>25547347
That's not even rose.

>>25547551
That's not rose, either. Different accent. You're literally the shittiest of shitbuds.

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>>25547621
yeah sure bro and next you tell me she isnt a girl. low quality bait desu.

>>25547512
emma isnt witty though, and shes fat

>>25547677
>shitbuds
epi, pedro, wonky
>fun memeposters
lou, "real" kstew, the memist

>>25547710
>being witty
>a desirable feminine quality
pick one, you retarded shitposter.

>>25547732
Pedro and Wonky are memeposters too.

>>25547732
>cancer
All of you.

>>25547708
You know she's a woman, and you know that's a photoshop.

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>>25547827
talk to the can cause the head aint listenin to your nonsense.

i could waifu her if she would blow me in real life.

some of you in this thread have restored my in hope for rosebuds

never give into despair

praised be Rose

>>25548064
like who? me? (real kstew)

>>25548064
praised be rose

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this is nice and all but when is Ashley coming back?

>>25547189
I hope Icenis arse isn't as shit and grandad tier as Roses.

>>25534115
thats a guy you nigger

I love rose.

>>25547569
>she really doesn't appeal to anyone but epi, pedro, king, kstew and brian. normal guys like pretty long hair, nice tits, good hips. emma has it all

you forget that it's mainly pedro who likes emma