I JUST SMASHED MY FUCKING TESTICLES AGAINST THE TOILET SEAT, FEELS LIKE IT GOT FUCKING CRUSHED. I WAS SQUATTING ON THE TOILET AND SLIPPED AND MY SACK FELL BETWEEN THE SEAT AND MY LEG, IT GOT SQUISHED.
FUCKING GIVE ME SOME HELP AND NO FUCKING NORMIES POST IN THIS THREAD!!!!
>I had no way to prevent this
Not squatting on the toilet seat for starters?
I'm so sorry, OP. I want you to know that I am empathetic towards your situation and I sincerely hope no long-term damages will ensue due to this unfortunate event.
OKAY SO I LOOKED UP "BDSM FORUM CRUSHED TESTICLES" AND "RECOVER FROM CRUSHED TESTICLES" AND I DIDNT FIND ANYTHING USEFUL. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
MY FUCKING BALLSACK IS SO PURPLE ITS ALMOST BLACK. I FEEL LIGHTHEADED AND LIKE I COULD PASS OUT BUT I CANT GO TO THE DOCTOR BECAUSE OF AN INCIDENT. FUCK!!!!!!!!
MY DOCTOR IS A CUNT. I ALSO CANT GO TO THE ER BECAUSE LAST TIME I WAS IN THE NEAREST HOSPITAL I FUCKED AROUND SO THEYRE GOING TO TRY TO FUCKING ARREST ME FIRST. FUCKING NORMFUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once got hot chilly juice on my balls and up the pee hole, it was one of the most uncomfortable things I have ever experienced.
I had to keep them dunked in a glass of milk whilst showering to ease the pain.
>LAST TIME I WAS IN THE NEAREST HOSPITAL I FUCKED AROUND SO THEYRE GOING TO TRY TO FUCKING ARREST ME FIRST
Some also went up my anus hole and it felt raw like what a bad case of the shits do to your insides.
>god knew an autist that squats should never spread his seed
jesus fuck my sides are inter-galactic right now
I don't get it. What's the point of reporting some guy for taking a sandwich that was going to be thrown away? Why would they send someone to question him about it? I'm beginning to think his story might be an artistic work of fiction and falsehood