What it means to be a 'Shorter American'

>>25529603

Everyone already knows manlets are shit.

>>25529603

it's nice to be 6'3. women always saying how tall you are is a good feeling. if i was a manlet i would probably eat a bullet.

>You see, I'm what you might call a Shorter American. At 5-foot-7, I'm a full 3 inches below the height of the average male in the United States, which means I've had to deal with an array of indignities in my life: Sitting in restaurants on chairs where my feet have dangled off the floor, standing on tiptoe to use public urinals hung at a level more appropriate to be used as drinking fountains and regularly receiving gifts of shirts with 3 inches of extra cuff and pants that could double as footie pajamas.

Is it this bad for manlets?

>>25530761

E
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IT'S OVER

>>25530761

there's nothing that isn't bad for manlets

>>25530761
What the hell? I'm 5'7" and my feet don't dangle and I don't need to tiptoe for anything other than trying to look over taller people. This guy must be 5'2" or something.

>>25529603

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

C O N D U C T O R
P R O B L E M

>tfw you're a homosexual and prefer taller men and just about all guys are taller than you
The only issue is I can't eat as much food as I want to or I'll get really fucking fat

>>25531042
It sounds like he's just giving the normie report on short guy problems. It's "depression is having a bad day that one time."

it means i am fucked.

do i get oppression money for this?

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>>25530761

>asian
>5'7"
>complains that he has to find clothes that fit him better once in a while

I'm a 5'8 white guy; no one expects Asians to be tall, fucking Hell.

Also, that stuff about urinals and restaurant chairs is total bullshit, and I have short as fuck legs ( 29 inch inseam).