Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which i follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I war around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
Don't have any old memes, but I do have some content that's a little bit older
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
If you need instructions uctions uctions uctions uctions uctions uctions uctions
you used to see things you just don't see these days
once upon a time saying "jim profit" was a bankable offense.
he wasn't the origin of the cancer, but he was the catalyst. It was bound to happen
Remember when OP promised to do shit?
Remember when he actually delivered?
Please have a seat. I need to discuss the difference between me and rage comics.
I feel like it's an old addiction. I don't even really post that much anymore.. And everyone here is like 18 years old... I just can't let go, and I have nowhere else to move on. Every other site is filled with faggots. Fucking web 2.0
OC stopped being the focus, and reposting memes became the focus.
>4chan meme arsenal
you newfags will never learn...
Nobody cared who EFG was before he put on the mask
>Posted so closely together
The hivemind is real
>tfw didn't find 4chan till 2008
WARNING: actual video game discussion pictured here. No shiposting, no flamewars, no memespouting, just vidya talk
It's time to bring back snacks, boys
i know. it's creepier than that stupid candlejack meme that w-
snax will come back the same day we get a loli board (never)
I never figured out if that picture is real or not. I remember moot posting something along the lines of "where did you get that pic" as if it were real. Or he was just fucking with us
hah, just found it, don't have the image though, it was just some skinny guy in a fedora and tux or some shit
Bonjourno, name's Sammy Valenta.
I'm a 27 year old Made Man (Italian-American for you medigan). I'm involved in Waste Management, and spend my days perfecting my art and making superior Italian drinks. (Espresso, Cappuccino, Caffe Macchiato)
I train with my Brass Knuckles every day, this superior weapon can knock somebody the fuck out because it allows a full range of motion, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my knucks license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Italian fluently, both Corsican and the New Jersey dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Italian history and their Omerta code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Italian visa, I am moving to Sicily to join a prestigious family to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a consigliere for Cosa Nostra or a don!
I own several suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Italy, so I can fit in easier. I pay respects to my capos and seniors and speak Italian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
uh oh, /r9k/. what should i do with it?
So ancient I can't even remember where this is from.
The Creature is a little bit more modern, but still quality stuff
What was this thread supposed to be about again?
Wasn't there a banana that went along with this? Like it was undressing in front of a man or something?
this was made back in the mid 00s, when using macromedia flash (flash didn't belong to Adobe back then) for drawing was the norm. I can easily recognise that brush style, the way the strokes smooth up but remain slightly jagged. This whole style just screams mid '00s. If you were a teenager back then and spent your entire day on flash websites like newgrounds, I think you understand what I mean with this autistic post.
Yes, i don't have it but i remember.
>tfw you lose your old 4chan folder
I regret it to this day, also contribootan
Newgrounds was both heaven and hell for me
>tfw recently lost my 4chan folder in a HDD failure which included my first things I ever posted on /b/ and 9 years worth of OC and saved things
They will be missed
>Meanwhile, at OP's house...
Meanwhile, in an original comment...
Only a true oldfag would know this one. I'm glad somebody noticed.
Well, it was the first forum I actively posted on, to whom I owe my english skills to. Great website if you're a teenager looking for violent flash games (or even a kid) in the 00s. Made an account in 2006, still have it to this day. Got 10k+ posts. That website made me want to try out animation. I guess that's why I study graphic design now. And as for memes, I kinda miss the way the internet was 10 years ago. It wasn't as edgy, it was more about original content than anything, a strong sense of community (it was basically just a secret club for white teenagers) and a lot more randomness. Now it's gotten predictable. Oh well. It's just an extention of the real world with things like facebook.
Did anyone ever get that r34 of the 404 girl?
If it had stalled me a little bit longer, I could have gotten quads
Goddamnit I already posted him. Alright well one more then I guess
>hai guise whats going on in this thread
this is extremely obscure and I only found it because I was looking for something in reference to something else ITT
It was an extremely minor meme and this is probably like the second time in the history of history that this image has ever been posted, but if you recognize this, you basically just won the lottery
TO SHOW HOW OLDFAG YOU ARE
I really didn't want to save this just to post it in this thread
Hello! My apologies for the 40 minute delay! The scooter ran out of battery.
Here's your fresh, hot, pepperoni pie, that'll be $27.99 plus a 20% gratuity.
I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control.
AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!
Am reminded of her every time I see the word "Wahhabist" in the news.
I didn't order fucking pepperoni! I want Cheese Pizza.
R.I.P in pieces love
Hey guys, I gotta step out real quick. Do you think you can watch my chocolate milk for me?