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So robots, why not get a fat and/or ugly practise gf? She'll be easy to pick up due to her low self esteem and you can experience what a relationship is like until you have enough points to trade her in for someone better. You can't lose! It also might be your only chance to take a girls virginity. Get out there and start sleazing those fatties, I believe in you
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>>25528285

omg all of my tendies for Limited Edition Rare Sachie GF
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Poor little fembot, so distraught
She gave up her hymen, and for naught
She thought their love would last til the end -
Turns out she was just a PRACTICE GIRLFRIEND
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>>25528591

that was beautiful. nobody will take her memes away.
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tfw no more angsty practice gf poetry to enjoy
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>>25528308

someone who knows how to draw should redo Sachie
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>>25529465

like Sachie is perrfect already.
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>>25528285

Practice girlfriends do not last long. They eventually get bored of you when they see that you have no passion in life. Around the 4-6 month mark, you better show that you're working toward a good job or else she'll realize she's just practice girlfriend and break up with you. If you take her virginity, she'll gain the confidence to better herself and find a better man.
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im just kidding, Sachie is far from perfect lmao :)
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Still waiting for draw anon to do my room
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>>25529580

cute alpaca
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>>25529580
Why is your bed so tiny?
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>>25529580

lol that magic wand tho. bzzzzzz rub a dub dub on the sofa and not in the tub.
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>>25528285

a girl i know literally asked me out but i'm not attracted to her really and i don't want to lead her on and or hurt her feelings once it's time for a "real" gf.
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>>25529616
because
>tfw no bf to share with
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>tfw a practice gf
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>>25529580

Fine. I guess I'll start.
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>>25529631
because you're a good person and this movement is desperate sad and horrible
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>>25529642

i see your battery powered "bf" resting right on your bed, silly.
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>>25529580

I got 2 pictures of your room
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>>25529671
>.gif
You thought you could get me, didn't you fucker
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>>25529508
It works for both parties then!
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how come our female companions don't understand the joys of basement living?

bedrooms are cramped and useless.
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>>25529646
Be my practise gf. I'll dump you eventually but we could have such fun practising
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>>25529580
>Star Wars figurines
>Purple everywhere
clearly your favorite color
>those stuffed animals all have beady eyes
>somewhat messy room

I'm going to bet American Asian. Probably college aged. Lives in either a dorm or with parents (probably dorm).

Either way, I know the feel of a twin bed mattress and no gf
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>>25529775

I don't like the no windows or ventilation aspect.
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>>25529738
those are actually dorms where the so-called "fembots" go to college and get railed by chads
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>>25529798

ah. walkout basements exist as well as half "sunken" basements where there are plenty of windows and even sunlight.

i'm fortunate.
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>>25529791
>white
>purple is my favorite
>college aged
>living with parents
very close anon
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>>25529738
its actually still.
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why is the economy so shit.
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>tfw it's a new year
Time for a new practice gf
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my doctor wouldnt prescribe me viagara

i have this one ugly hambeast in mind and she's dtf but there's no way I wouldn't vomit even kissing her
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I don't think any of you understand. If you have the option of getting a practice gf, this board isn't for you. Being a robot doesn't mean you can't get Stacy, it means you can't find anyone male or female that you can develop any kind of a relationship with. If you can get any type of girls, good for you, I wish I was you. But just do it somewhere else.
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>>25529999
The quads make it so
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>>25529876
I should've known the second I saw the flowers encircling your mirror.

You see the new Star Wars yet?
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>>25530009
Let her touch your cock first, you'd be suprised what you'll do once you have a semi
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>>25530030
I'll be your online long distance gf anon
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>>25529728

what's with the tile flooring? does that lead to the door or something?
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>>25530168
its a wood floor with a green bamboo rug over it
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>>25530051
should've know what? That i was white? interesting assumption
And i did good shit. I kind of wanna read the novels. I have them all but never touched.
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>>25528285
>why not get a fat and/or ugly practise gf?

I have a mentally disabled girl in love with me and she is pretty good looking.
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>>25530063
Well, sure I can go on omegle pretend to be Chad and then give a girl my kik, online gf doesn't count. You seem like a nice person though (you only said one thing but it was a nice thing), go get yourself a nice cyborg guy, I'm sure he'll be more fun.
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>>25530224

oh okay. bamboo rug
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>>25530263
does she look like this?
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>>25530261
>And i did good shit. I kind of wanna read the novels. I have them all but never touched.

I highly suggest you don't, but the Thrawn trilogy is really good.

Also, yea, white. Being white, myself, and having two sisters I know how much they like to dress up their stuff with flowers.

You have a distinct taste of anime and you're a bookworm who potentially sows and tries to learn kanji on their off-time. I know it sounds like baseless assumptions but you can actually tell a lot about a person by their room.

Also, your room is primarily for sleeping and unwinding. You don't spend hefty amounts of time in your room (because people who do will often clean it with an anal fervor).

Ep 7 was wayy better than the prequels, and it's pretty obvious that Rey is Luke's daughter. I actually did the time-line reference and it's like this:

Kylo Ren (born 1 year after the Battle of Endor)
Rey ???? (born 11 years after the Battle of Endor)

Taken to the planet Jakku at the age of 5, Kylo would've been around 15-16 years old. That makes him the perfect age for joining the Jedi Academy (or haven't been in it for half a dozen years).

pic semi-related
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>>25528591
underrated. good effort senpai
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I live with my parents, and I don't have a car (or license) or money. Unless I can talk her into driving me around and paying for shit, I don't see it happening. Also I don't really fancy the idea of essentially being a gigolo.
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>>25529580
do all women have a fucking dildo? jesus
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>>25530332
Meh 5/10
6 with make up.
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>>25531008
Personally I would like to cum inside her every orifice.
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>>25531057
Do you have a full body picture maybe?
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>>25530942
Of course they do, they're insatiable freaks
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>>25531079
Sadly no. The bitch is teasing us.
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>>25528591
BARS NIGGA BARS
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Because not even ugly girls like me

I literally chatted with a fat slob chick years ago, we used to flirt with each other, saying stupid shit
I sent her a pic of me and she didn't even say anything other than ''I like your eyebrows''
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>>25531140
her feet are amazing
got any full res ?
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>>25532013
i'm selling mystery.jpg lewd videos for $50.
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>>25532371

please don't leak mystery's nudes.
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>>25532393
why not?

bloxbloxb
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>>25529642
Hmm maybe I could be your bf
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>>25532420
>25532420

it's not nice. it's not cool.

it's just mean
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so where do i find practice gfs? or is this just another normalfag meme like that drake shit?
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>>25532478
what's wrong with being mean?
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A practice gf isnt a real thing, and if you actually have one you cant be a bot and wanting one is retarded
There is a thing called a fuckbuddy, you get to practice sex and arent pressured with a relationship
BASICALLY IF YOU FAGGOTS CAN PUT IN THE EFFORT TO GET A "PRACTICE GF" JUST GET A REAL GF
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>>25529728
I have that fan!
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