Who here too deep in a lie and now have to see shit through, or have to keep lying now as a result?
> Tell employer I know X programming language.
> Get assigned my first task involving that language.
> Studying tirelessly before next week.
OP you dumbass you're supposed to lie on the experience part of the resume, not the actual fucking skills. You're supposed to embellish those to make them sound fancy when in fact their not their just the required shit.
> Lie to co-workers about my sexual experience.
> Everyone comes to me with sexual/dating advice.
> I'm the only one who is still a virgin.
nigger, what did you think would happen
what positive outcome could possibly come from you claiming you know how to do something you know nothing of, that you'll immediately be asked to do? you deserve whatever comes of this
>Tfw I no longer am in the habit of telling absurd lies on the internet for attention
Fuck yeah therapy, Life is good. I sympathize though my lying just fucking ruined most of my life and I was never able to have any type of proper relationship.
My lies don't end there.
> Tell everyone I got hired at a job without final confirmation.
> Didn't get hired, and spent months leaving the house at a scheduled time, ignoring calls.
> Really was just at the library applying for jobs to make the lie a truth.
> Come back home at night pretending to be exhausted.
Cognitive behaviour therapy helps man, Seriously go see somebody before it turns into some really dark shit. I've been to rock bottom in terms of lying and it gets worse and worse. One thing I will say is, No matter what you will always, ALWAYS get caught.
See someone and discuss what options are out there for you its never too late anon.
OP here, currently caught in the lie of telling people how successful I am in life, no I'm not successful and don't know how to tell people the truth. I even give them money when they ask, when I'm actually broker than them.
Just to keep the lie going.
>coworker called me by the wrong name the other day
>don't want to correct her so just walk away
>slowly realize this woman thinks I'm an entirely different person
>one day she starts talking shit about the real me to my face, oblivious
>fucking lose it, get into a big fight
>my boss gets wind of it
>tfw he wants to see my coworker, me, and the fictional me in his office tomorrow morning
>tfw I'm gonna have to kill the Suze
I'm the result of an ongoing affair if that counts, and I meet my half-siblings on many occasions and lie to their faces
It can't be good for my future but my lying has definitely gotten a lot worse because of it, it's just second nature now