>death from asteroid impact
Better than not dying at all
It's gonna happen in 2029 guys
>>25525355
>death from gamma wave burst
>>25525355
>death from virginity overdose
>>25526463
>death from supernova
Death from carefully planned, painless and well executed suicide
>death
Nigga this comment is hella original
>death
It would be the sweetest release.
>>25525355
>mfw the end of 'Seeking a friend for the end of the world'
>feel like a complete idiot for not seeing it coming.
>death from sudden black hole
>death from spontaneous combustion
>death from solar storm
>death from sink hole
>death from meteorite
>death from accidentally inhaling the hairs that got blown in the wind from a poisonous caterpillar
>death by car accident
>death by terrorists
>death by mugger
>death by crazy
>death by structure failure
>death by exploding underground pipes
>death by exploding computer chair
>death by vietnamese cave painting board overuse
>>25526804
Perfect. Activate it.
>death from cummies
>death from aneurysm
>>25525376
This. Asteroid death when?
>>25526917
>death by terrible forced memes
>>25525355
>death by snake hidden in toilet
>death by waifu
Literally no better way out