What are you actively doing to get a gf this year?

Nothing, I'm not a fan of fruitless endeavors

>>25524310
Lol I'm 5' and earn $150k but she still probs won't date me no lol I made myself sad

>>25524462
5'?

You got a boyfriend?

>>25524310
Wew lad. Some people really don't help their own cases. >>25524462 you shouldn't worry that woman is probably not worth dating.

Anyway, I'm not doing anything in particular because I've gotta fix some shit about myself first before I can even begin to worry about getting a gf.

>>25524310
Nothing. Why try if you can't succeed?

I can't be the only one to ask this but, what is a ladbible?

Since I already have a caring and loving one, I don't really see why I should seek some other girl. I consider myself settled: we've been happily together for 3 years, and there is nothing I would change about those years. The truth is, robots, girls truly give you a new view on the world! Having a gf gives you so much energy, so much to look forward to, and of course SEX, which is a good 50% of what a good relationship is made of. I hope you will find someone.

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I don't know if there is anything i can do.

>No friends
>Introvert
>Even when i go to the gym, i'm only fooling myself because i'll have nothing to do with anyone
It doesn't help that no one in my area uses chat services like Tinder or OC so one of the few ways that i would be comfortable in trying to find a gf is a dead end.

I hate myself and my life just a little bit more every day.

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>>25524310
I gave up having a gf a while ago

>>25524310

i bet she is shy and introvert and has social anxiety

>>25524559
the normie religion book no one reads

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>you can earn under 30k if you're 6'5"

so me being NEET wouldn't be a problem and i would be able to bang tinder chicks if i was 6'5"??????????????

>>25524559
>>25524694
nope its the brits version of red pill

>>25524501
I get hit on by dudes all the time I'm used to it but am straight senpai.
>>25524502
I'm getting desperate tho.

>>25524310
I'm not going to do anything. I don't care enough to enter a prolonged relationshit with someone, since the only think a woman can really offer me is her holes, and I'm not gonna jump through hoops for that shit. Realistically, I'm gonna buy my first hooker this year.

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>>25524310
> feminist
> relies on man for money
Hummm...

>>25524708
It's a fake account, dumbass. I don't even think whores are that delusional.

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Girls are just as fucking shallow as guys, if not more so.

She's literally saying she'll only fuck you if you're some arbitrary height you can't control or if you let her use you for your money.

At no point in life do women lose, just because they have a vagina.

I'm opting the fuck out.

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>>25524916
>It's a fake account, dumbass.

This is what manlets actually believe.

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>>25524916
>I don't even think whores are that delusional.
and you're calling someone else a dumbass

every woman thinks she deserves someone from the top 5% of men even if she's only a 6/10

>>25525033
I don't think it's every woman, but gosh there are some that sure give a bad name to the rest with their unobtainable standards.

>>25525012
>that body
I wonder how small his dick is

Actually raged reading that.

>Reeeeee post that human filths face!

>>25524581
honestly my life has been so much better since i got a gf

>>25524310
Is this what internet dating is really like? What a delusional narcissist. She should be more worried about finding a guy that would put up with her bitch personality instead of one that would meet her pretentious expectations.

This is what mine would look like if I was as spoiled as her:

Looking for 10/10 supermodel with DD cups and makes at least 100k to buy me shit whenever I'm bored. You better be willing to meet every last one of my arbitrary expectations or lets not bother mmkay.

>>25525152
How so?

What are you going to do when she leaves?

>>25525385
>Is this what internet dating is really like?

Yep. 99% of the women are like that.

>>25524310

>What are you actively doing to get a gf this year?

I'm not trying to, that's not a part of my 15 goals of 2016 list I have hanged up on my wall.

A gf should be a byproduct of self improvement, not a goal.

>>25525572
I think you mean 100% of women are like that.

trying to get a practice gf

>>25524310
>she can't handle de bantz

Dropped harder than my newborn niece when she sneezed in my face.

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>>25524310

What the FUCK do I do to get a fucking gf? Can someone explain this bullshit to me? Do I go out in the middle of a random place and start cold approaching random bitches with the hopes that one will become my future gf?

35 push ups when I wake up, 30 sit ups with 9 lbs before I go to sleep.
I used to do 30 push ups last year. At first they were 25, actually. I'm improving myself slowly but steady.

>>25524890
Me too, there's this 5'2 qt escort I wanna try out.

>>25525941
yeah, that's it, you fucking retard

remember how you and your best friend (or when you used to have a friend) became friends because you bonded over mutual interests/circumstances over time?

it's like that except you get to fuck them later if you succeed.

my god this place likes to go 100% with the robot meme sometimes

>>25525952

m8 if you're seeing improvement you should honestly cut straight to the chase.

start biking to work and go to the gym, your progress will skyrocket

>>25526012
ugh i know right? like oh my god, get a life guys!

fuck off

>>25525033
>even if she's only a 6/10
And they usually are without make-up which when applied correctly has the power to turn a fucking 4 into a 7+.

>grab a garbage can or bucket
>google image search "make-up transformations"
>vomit at the atrocity and utter lie that is make-up

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Thought I'd look around on OKC one lonely on the offchance I could find "the one"
Found this, read it, got depressed.

>making 30k at 21

??????????

>>25526088
i'm not pushing the B URSELF shit you faggots are always complaining about, but getting into relationships is not this mysterious secret mystery.

>>25526079
pls tell me you're joking

this is quite unoriginal

>>25526144
I never understood the "Hi" thing.

Like, what the fuck are you actually supposed to say when introducing yourself to someone?

>>25524310
those are sum insanely dumb standards jesus christ

what does she look like?

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>>25524310
I'm probably going to try app-dating this year, but this time hit on black/arab women more, since all the white chicks thirst way too much for chads dick and so can't be bothered by a mediocre snownigger 5' 8'' like me.

>>25524538
The key to trying is to never mention your failures to anyone. That's why so many normalfags appear to succeed.

>>25524502
Don't most of non-NEET Robots need to fix our shit?
What hindered you fixing your shit last year?

>>25524802
>Lad bible
>its the brits version of red pill
Thanks for the summation, m8.

>>25525152
Good for you. Will you please go back to reddit?

>>25525572
It's best to lower your standards than to try and please other white, women.

>>25525674
>A gf should be a byproduct of self improvement, not a goal.
Idk, if you're not a NEET or gay, then should there even be an exuse not to try? I want to believe your statement, but it'd feed into my own self denial. Just my opinion.

>>25526189
You're supposed to read what she spent time writing and tailor your greeting to it. In this case, ask what feminist shit she's reading

Is this girl an 11/10 filthy rich teenager, or is she entirely delusional?
I'm going to assume the latter?

>>25526264
meanwhile guys get maybe a message a year being a "heyyyy" from some landwhale

>>25524310
To be honest i'm past the point of caring that this shit is just hilarious to me (a 5'7 waste of genes)

>>25526245
>What hindered you fixing your shit last year?
Lack of both self awareness and motivation. I've been striving to better myself for a long time though and have slowly made progress.

>>25526144
>not looking for a fuck buddy
>not looking for love

What, exactly, is she looking for? Taking into consideration the fact that this is from a dating site, those are really your only options.

>>25526322
beta orbiters, did you really have to ask?

Nothing. Instead I'm going to start playing some of these videogames I've been hoarding.
>tfw you have so many games available it would take several lifetimes to beat them all

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>>25526264
But even girls don't do this. The only thing that matters in online dating is looks.

Pic related; fake chad profile I made with absolutely nothing in profile

>ugly ass ho fishing for attention

Leave the board already, cunt.

>>25526333
That was actually funny, you attention whore.

>>25526383
and i got trips. :^)

>>25526245
>Idk, if you're not a NEET or gay
3 year NEET in April, bi.

then should there even be an excuse not to try?
Not really. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE I made the list of 15 goals of 2016 (they're not all things that can be completed in a year but they can be started i.e learn a new language, practice escrima). Wrote them down and the list is now taped up to my wall. Your goals feel more real and you kinda regain your sense of time(NEETs know what I'm talking about) when they're looming over you like this.

My biggest goal is learning javascript so I can actually make money doing stuff without having to deal with too many normies.

>I want to believe your statement, but it'd feed into my own self denial.

After having one for over three years now, I've realized it sucks. No matter how much you like the person, you'll start to get annoyed by them, the sex will dry up, you'll appreciate every little moment you can get to yourself, and you'll blow all your money away on stupid shit like gifts nobody really cares about. I love her, but I really regret ever trying to do anything more to a woman that isn't just sex.

>>25526383
I know right, she spouted an /r9k/ meme while having a vagina, funny.

>>25526144
Now look. I'm a total weirdo myself but this profile. Holy shit. It's actually making me mad reading it.

>>25526441
Anyone can spout memes, but it was about delivery and timing and correct application of said meme.

I don't like her any more or less.

>>25524310
>actively doing
>anything

rooo

>>25526012
>remember how you and your best friend
My best friend is Bi. If I wanted to get into a relationship I would.
I just want to fuck bitches, and brag about it.

>>25526367
>The only thing that matters in online dating is looks.
Totally with you, what's the fucking point.
Get that first date, an actual chance, or fucking quit.

>>25526313
As long as you're not a NEET, you can actively search and have some distant goal at the same time.
If you're fat, try the cyclic ketogenic diet for 4 weeks, it's the bomb.

>>25526449
Feminism is communism, but from a woman's self centered veiw of the world.
Feminism is the sexist, lazy, egocentric woman's dream; basically.

>>25525012

What a fucking circus freak.

>>25526578
>If you're fat
I wish. I'm skinny and poor. Really it's just a general lack of self esteem and I don't want to burden anyone with that right now.

>>25524310
I'm 35 years old.

I've never had a girlfriend and I ain't starting now...

>>25524310
Nothing, I'm ugly and social inept, there is no chance that I will ever get a gf

>>25526650
A part of me wants to be a MGTOW.
Just accrue capital, work 40 hours a week max, and chill the fuck out.
like this guy. He knows how to live life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkMq--9Zpx8

>>25524310
Probably nothing. I am going on vacation without my parents for once so maybe I can fuck a bar slut.

>>25526144
>She wants a male feminist
How long before she changes her mind I wonder?

>>25526583
a circus freak that 90% of women would gladly fuck

>>25526824
Women don't know what the fuck they want. That's why they end up fucking arrogant fucks who tell them what they want.

>>25526156
Ohh Lord you have absolutely no idea what it means to be a robot.
It's impossible or at leaast it needs an enormous amount of effort and time to get a gf if you are an ugly, short, NEET without friends
pls fuck off

>>25526012
>tfw that interest was literally drugs
>tfw started selling to afford to eat
>tfw i don't want a druggie gf

>>25526449
that's how I felt
worse is it's one of the only 50 girls in a 10km radius in my area
rest are stacies and few 3 that interest me, 2 are ugly as sin and the last one ignored me

>>25527426
Dating is a numbers game.

That's what a lot of people don't realize and don't care to admit. Not only do you have to find someone who matches all of your criteria, but you have to hope you match theirs AND be within their physical proximity.

And now with online dating and dating apps, women can be far more selective since men traditionally have to do all the initiation, unless the guy is extraordinarily attractive. This means that there is a good portion of males who will remain dateless.

>>25524310
>complete inability to handle the bants
>unwillingly to learn even

Worst thing about her by far

>>25527966
that's why I gave up dating alltogether
I don't like the game the kind of relationship it would sprout doesn't interest me
girls i accidently got as gf since HS : 5 and 0 rejections
girls i met on okc/variant trying really hard and never amounted to anything : 0 and about 12 rejections

I've given up. I'm not going to find a virgin now, and i'd rather die alone than cuck myself with the sluts from the carousel.
>Tfw even the grills with 1 or 2 partners try to convince me otherwise

Fucking sluts

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>>25524310
>that profile

Someone just could not handle the banter

>>25524559
Some normie facebook page that just posts banter.

>>25524462
Perhaps you give me some money?