Tick tock wagie, be sure you shovel that food down and get showered

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>>25524021
sexual needs* of course, silly me! I'm so relaxed that I forgot to spell check!

Tick tock wagecucks

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>>25524021
Stop being so mean, I didn't choose the wagecuck life, the wagecuck life chose me.

Hi, I work at 3 am to 11:30 am.

>>25524021
Joke's on you I don't have a girlfriend fuqboi

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>>25524051
Some "self-improvement" planned today as well I guess?

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>>25524118
Mush wagie mush.
You've got to work hard and pay those taxes so I can fuck your co-workers GFs.

>>25524021
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, neet? heh I remember when I was just like you. Jobless. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit neets would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, neet. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like working, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a neet. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me? heh, I'm a wageslave.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . .that is if you can handle it...

>>25524182
Learn2format wagie, I ain't reading that wall of text!

>>25524021
I always find it funny when you say wageslave, wagecuck, etc.

What if we like our job? There's genuinely nothing wrong with doing something you like and being paid (possibly a lot) for it

You can only blame yourself for not working enough when you were young, therefore stopping any opportunity to get to you. Great jobs come with a price, you need to work a lot before hand.

But then, you go to work with a smile, because you like what you do.

Sounds like a delusional waste of space trying to justify being a failure to me.

I'm off work way more than I'm at work, earn tons of money and enjoy my life. Almost 200 days off per year and I earn more in a couple days than you do all month.

Better luck in your next life , degen.

Jokes on you, public sector worker here no boss just a manager, 70k a year 9-5 Monday to friday, and no girlfriend.

>>25524200

WHY NOT? YOU'VE GOT NOTHING BUT TIME.

>>25524673
Not to waste on your shitty posts wagie.
Mush! Mush! Faster!
tick tock

>>25524615
>and no girlfriend
Kek

What if I work in sales? I no longer have a 'wage'.

>>25524699

>I'm not wasting time replying
>replies anyway.

So are all neets retarded or is it just you?

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>>25524615
>no boss
>just a manager

hahahah, wagekeks are actually this deluded!

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>>25524761
I don't mind taking time out of my busy schedule to reply to readable posts, but that wall of text would have hurt my eyes to read.

>>25524781

>reply to readable posts
>readable posts
>readable

It's just you then.

>>25524858
>readable
readable

adjective
1.
able to be read or deciphered; legible.
"a code which is readable by a computer"


your post was so badly formatted that it wasn't readable. Dumb wagecuck.

>>25524763
Lol I rather work 40 hours a week and make 70k a year, what are you getting? 500-700$ a month plus rent allowance. I make more in a week than you do in a month.

>>25524892

Oh I know what it means, I'm just going to sit here and let you think about your >readable posts.

Also, not a wagecuck. It's just pretty shitty to be proud to be a leech.

>wake up at 6
>nope out of life and snooze until 7
>frantically leap out of bed and into clothes
>grab prepared lunch from fridge
>run to tube station
>almost fall asleep on the tube and miss my stop
>trek another 10 minutes in the rain
>arrive at work
....
>leave work at 6
>repeat journey home
>walk straight up stairs and into bedroom
>slip straight into the covers and nap for half an hour
>get up after an hour
>make dinner and tomorrow's lunch
>eat
>wash up
>shower
>go back to bed and watch shit TV shows to numb the pain of having a shit job
>repeat 6 days a week

got a pay rise today though which makes my world slightly less shitty. maybe i'll be able to move to a remote part of cambodia and just bang underage sluts all day whilst living in a shack pretending to be on a perpetual gap year

>>25524922
But anon, I have more free time in a week than you do a whole month! Isn't that sad?
I also live from my savings at the moment, I have enough to live this comfortable lifestyle for at least a decade, hopefully NEETbux in my country are good, although I'm sure they'll be fine.

>ignores my post blowing him the fuck out

Yeah, I thought so. Also, let's be honest, you're not getting laid. Women don't want failures who don't work and still have mommy do everything for them.

>>25525030

You'd think with all this free time the neets would pick a thesaurus and have a go at not being scrubs.

>>25524970
Free time to do jachsit and stay a lazy fuck that is.

Oh wait, right, fapping to loli porn and eating junk food is self improvement for NEETs, my bad.

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>>25525122
Just got done eating a bowl of veggies bruh, I'm cutting atm to get a 6 pack for when I'm fucking your GF ;)

>>25525255
those ads are always fake though

you really are a fat slob with a catgirl desktop background

>>25525090

>NEETS
>being anything other than literal subhuman scum

pick one

>>25525255
Jokes on you, I'm gay, but please, do pay my bf and I a visit.
You've got 2 holes after all.