I don't smoke, vape or drink. No toxins for me thankyou.
Personal cringe that happened a few days ago:
>high on normie weed
>look to my right
>male co worker is staring at me
>for some reason I think he's crushing on me
>make eye contact and say "oh my god, wow" in the gayest voice possible
>instantly realize what I've done
>look behind me, supervisor is there
>his eyebrows are raised
>quickly walk about 30ft away and do something else
>hear them laughing at me
>go to the head manager's office and put in my two weeks notice
>never show up again
That's the story of how I ruined my job by implying that I wanted
the cummies. I am an actual faggot, but no one needed to know that.
Moral: bowls ruin lives.