Do massage parlors really have "happy endings"? How

yes they do try craigslist and check therapeutic services or personals

Don't know about in the US but in the UK I can search "massage parlour" and will get tons of results for whore houses.

There is one 15 minutes from me but the girls look a little rough.

>>25521834
Go for those run by Asians.

There are subscription based websites that locate masseuses near you that give happy endings, find one.

walk around your local asian district at night and look for lit up neon "open" signs. Some are not advertised so dont bother looking for an acctual name for the place

To find a happy ending parlor:
>open after 9pm
>windows are blocked by chinese shades
>has a camera outside the doorway
>usually has a red light somewhere outside
>asian

See any 3 of those and you're surefire for a happy ending.

>>25522116
i dont have an asian district i live in Louisiana

Some do yes. I go to one once a month. I noticed it near the airport and after awhile did a little digging and went. They thought I was a cop for awhile though.

Check Backpage (or a similar site), under body rubs or escorts.

Look for the places with skimpy girls and absolutely no windows.

Also, don't fuck with the sketchy ones in China or other backwater shitholes, they will not give one shit about you and you will have no recourse should they decide to secretly up charge you.

>>25522151
stories?

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>>25522478
What are you expecting? I go to the place, get a massage and it has a happy ending. There's an older woman I like the most so I try to get her, she knows it and usually is there for me.