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What do I do with the millipede
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What do I do with the millipede
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give it a cracker
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>>25521102
Nothing cruel. If anyone says anything cruel you can't do it. Dubs says i'm right
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>>25521102
Put him back outside
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>>25521102
Dubs decide. Put it in your peehole and post pics
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Cruel now
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>>25521109
das reverse racis
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take it outside
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>>25521102
Count its legs
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>>25521102
Cum on it bro. Millipedes love being covered in warm salty cum.
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Kill it. Slice it in half.
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>>25521145
It has a milli a milli a milli
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eat it now
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>>25521102
Put it in your asshole.
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Pull out every one of its right sides legs using tweezers and watch it try to walk.
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>>25521102
Eat it you fucking pussy
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>>25521169
No don't do it. Give it water
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>>25521102
try to get it high by putting it in a container full of weed / weed smoke.
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Make it pay 50k a month alimony, with a 300k end-of-year bonus to its ex-wife.
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Name it Henry and make it your pet
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>>25521119
Reroll for this, whatever you do don't use it as a door stoppe. Maybe make him shoes
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Can one of you fags suggest something original
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Something originaI
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Release it, brother; it is not inherently malevolent, and has yet to disturb your own environment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4UhU2XwI6o
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put it in ur pee pee hole and post.
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Love it forever
Or kill it
You're the one with the millipede
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>>25521212
How about you put half of it in water and freeze it, then watch it crawl with a giant ice mountain attached to its ass. This is as original as it can get here pal.
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Give it to a girl
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>>25521102
>put in microwave
>record
>put on youtube
>give us link to watch
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FUCK OFF REDDIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>25521300
How can I possibly love it forever? I don't want to kill it either... I supposed I will just love it long enough to not kill it.
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get a plastic cage, put it in it, give it a decent millipede environment and then feed it whatever millipedes it

name it waldo the millipede
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>>25521102
Ha, my milipede has more legs
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>>25521325
do they have millipede threads on reddit?
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count it's legs and then chop them off
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I'm just gonna put him in my locker and forget about him
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>>25521396
military fag detected.
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>>25521102
Take a cup, a match, and a sheet of paper.
Put the paper inside the cup so that it surrounds the cup's inside.
Put the millipede in the cup.
Strike the match, and drop it in the cup
record and upload
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>>25521432
I work at a job

They have lockers at jobs
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Take it outside and shoot this at it
Make a webm and post it
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>>25521102
lick it
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>>25521449
roll for this original comment
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>>25521353
That looks like a fucking earthworm with legs, disgusting
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put it in bung hole fag
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just release it, it hasn't molested you yet op?

op?
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>>25521396
>Plastic army guy
Noice
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give it back its freedom you stupid faggot
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>>25521566
see? i won now do it OP
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>>25521499
>>25521586
This one won before you senpai
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>>25521566
It never had freedom

It was always a slave to our universe
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put it on your penis and see what happens
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>>25521566
I would but uhh

I just opened my locker and he's gone
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>>25521708
It was a spookipede all along, what a twist!
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>>25521708
He's in the socks
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>>25521708
try to hook him up with a millipede gf
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>>25521941
I looked
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