Make it pay 50k a month alimony, with a 300k end-of-year bonus to its ex-wife.
Release it, brother; it is not inherently malevolent, and has yet to disturb your own environment.
I'm just gonna put him in my locker and forget about him
Take a cup, a match, and a sheet of paper.
Put the paper inside the cup so that it surrounds the cup's inside.
Put the millipede in the cup.
Strike the match, and drop it in the cup
record and upload
Take it outside and shoot this at it
Make a webm and post it
I would but uhh
I just opened my locker and he's gone