I'm ordering a fleshlight online. What's should I order

An actual flashlight

dragon dildo
no surprise this comment wasn't original

>>25520435

Do you live with your parents?

Just tell them it's a video game or a new controller or something.

If it's just roommates, tell them to mind their own fucking business.

>>25520520
I live with my parents and brother and they are nosy. If I don't tell them they will get suspicious and if I tell them it's a video game or controller they will expect to see it.
>>25520457
Thought about that, but then I remembered I have a mini one in my desk and they know it works.

>>25520572

Then just tell them the truth. Tell them you'd rather fuck a fake pussy than use your hand, and that maybe they should mind their own business from here on out if they don't want to be subjected to anything that awkward again.

>>25520639
I think I would just get nagged a lot about being more social if I told them that.

>>25520639
Savage post if I'm being honest relative

>>25520698

So, your family is nosy and they're going to want to see what you got in the mail, and you asked for something that you could use as a cover.. If they're so nosy that they're going to want to see it anyway, then what's the point in lying about it in the first place?

You came here asking for advice, and you're pretty much just saying "oh, nevermind, I guess I didn't actually want any advice, I just wanted to whine about the stupid decision I just made."

>>25520821
The point is that if I'm ordering from Amazon I can have them combine the shipments into one package. Even if they don't, I would only have to catch one package before they do, and hide whatever it is. Then I can still use it as a cover even if the one they catch is the fleshlight.

>>25520871

Then you could order literally anything. Order a fucking novel or something. Why is this even a question?

>>25520871
Just order your fake pussy and tell them to fuck off. If you can't do that, then you don't even deserve a fake pussy.

>>25520435
First off, don't get a fleshlight.
Seriously, ask /jp/.

They have an eternal onahole thread.

Also, they'd be able to tell you whether or not shipping was discreet.

know any good cheap ones on amazon one could buy

just say a video game
>what video game
Super mario men 2k15, unless your parents i doubt theyll care/know