I'm ordering a fleshlight online. What's should I order with it as a "cover package"? Basically so that if I don't get to the package first I can tell them "Oh it's just the ____ I ordered".
I live with my parents and brother and they are nosy. If I don't tell them they will get suspicious and if I tell them it's a video game or controller they will expect to see it.
Thought about that, but then I remembered I have a mini one in my desk and they know it works.
Then just tell them the truth. Tell them you'd rather fuck a fake pussy than use your hand, and that maybe they should mind their own business from here on out if they don't want to be subjected to anything that awkward again.
So, your family is nosy and they're going to want to see what you got in the mail, and you asked for something that you could use as a cover.. If they're so nosy that they're going to want to see it anyway, then what's the point in lying about it in the first place?
You came here asking for advice, and you're pretty much just saying "oh, nevermind, I guess I didn't actually want any advice, I just wanted to whine about the stupid decision I just made."
The point is that if I'm ordering from Amazon I can have them combine the shipments into one package. Even if they don't, I would only have to catch one package before they do, and hide whatever it is. Then I can still use it as a cover even if the one they catch is the fleshlight.