Do you think that you're a robot? This test will weed

>>25519654
23
Most came from physical health

>>25519654
I refuse to believe this thing is balanced. I always try this again when it gets posted and always end up as a lost soul (i.e. below robot), but from the stories I am convinced that I am by far not as bad as plenty of people around here.
Does anyone who isn't a normalfag actually rank above magic tier?

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>>25519654
here's the real one normalfag

88, got SIXTEY points for have a gf one time years ago, sick. Haven't left the house in a year except to visit my mother for holidays and i'm a normie

works out

I got 118 points.

t. have job/friends/own flat, had gf

>>25519945
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>>25519755
>Actual normalfucks
Why do you even come here? I would go to wizardchan to avoid this shit, but it is too slow

>>25519654
Stopped counting when I exceeded 100 at 'had sex'

>>25519987
boredom, ego boost etc. we like to laugh at the pathetic and troubled

>>25519654
Perfect score minus being a girl.

>>25519755
>>25519987
?
I got 32, all I am missing is being a NEET (and the things that follow as a result)

who /truerobot/?
40 points desu

I scored 110.

You get too many points for the relationship stuff. I have zero friends anymore because I don't go outside as I'm incredibly paranoid yet in the past I've done everything sexual in a relationship.

>>25520081
Sorry, I made a mistake. I just don't get why successful people come here. Don't they have better things to do with their time?

>>25520131
we have down time too, and reddit is shit

>>25519987
It's like going to the zoo.

Except it's filled with deranged fedoralords and weebs.

And you get to throw stones at them.

>>25520230
>reddit is shit
At least you wouldn't get told to fuck off constantly. I think you should go there, just looking out for you norman

>>25520308
a fuck off from a bunch of socially inept virgins is better than any amount of reddit gold. please stay salty

>>25520397(you)(you)(you)
>>25520397(you)(you)(you)
>>25520397(you)(you)(you)
Fuck off
Fuck off
Fuck off

There, did that feel good? Always happy to help friend :)

Yours sincerely,
A socially inept virgin who is at least better than reddit gold

84, because apparently working out, holding hands once and taking care of your body and not being an neet makes you a normalfag.

>>25520456
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if it wasn't for you guys i'd have to fuck a new woman each evening to maintain this ego

124, i'm healthy, had a girlfriend, and i have a future.

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>>25519654
5.
It's over for me. Too much normalfag on 4chinz these day.

>>25519654
1 for being of normal height. That is literally it.

>>25519654
101 but Im NEET looking for jobs right now, kek

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>>25519654
Sup brahs

>>25520549
>>25520584
Send this guy a few (you)s, he needs your help

>>25520497
>>25520497
>>25520497

>>25519987
>I would go to wizardchan to avoid this shit, but it is too slow

That's because people bad enough to fit the requirements at wizchan are a minority.

>>25520716
>fit the requirements
That is the problem, there are no requirements. That's why this board turned to shit. Anyone can post, and if more people knew about it, they would go there

>>25520131
Successful people don't come here.
This test isn't scientifically accurate, relationshit stuff are worth way too many points.

>>25519654
86 points
>Every girl I've kissed I have regretted but they still rack up the points

46. some questions were kinda vague so maybe cyborg tier.

>>25519654
89, guess im above average

>>25520824
>Successful people don't come here.

It's not a secret club.

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>>25520785
We /r9k/now

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73
>had one gf for 3 months when I was 18
>still a kissless virgin
She was weird though. Acted clingy, cuddly and stuff but every time I tried to go for a kiss she turned away and went for a hug instead.
I eventually broke up with her because of stuff like this.
So not sure if normalfag or cyborg.

>>25520902
Never said it was, but successful people have no reason to hang out here, they can't relate to the conversations and will gravitate to webspaces filled with other successful people.

>>25519654
I think of myself as a khhv normie, since I socialize and am independent. 74 points

>>25520975
Doesn't mean we don't still come anyway. I don't give a shit about the success of internet strangers. 4chan makes me laugh slightly more than other places so I come here.

got 34. could be worse, i guess.

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31 including bonus round. Meh.

PH: 16
MH: 12
R: 72
A: 19
BR: 10
Total: 129

The relationship section in this test is weighted a lot more heavily than the 4.0, but a normalfag nonetheless.

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Ok then, I guess

>>25519654
Does obesity count as a physical abnormality?

>>25519654
56 reporting in
could be worse I guess

>>25519654
Does mgtow count as "normal attitude towards the opposite sex"?
I don't think it does, but just to make sure

>>25519654
Wizard apprentice.

Did better (i.e. 'worse') than I thought, I act pretty normie in public but it's all a facade and I'm slowly abandoning it as I simply stop caring.

>>25519654

This test is pretty much "have you had sex in an LTR recently" I get about 20pts outside of the relationship column, but I'm at 94 with it included. Why have categories at all?

>>25521375
Thanks for the laugh friend
And remember, no hymen no diamond

>>25519654
Aight, time to give this a shot>

>Bonus round
0 points, all are no
>Physical Health
Not Obese: 2 Points
Exercise 6 times a week: 4 Points
Tumor in my right hand, had to get my feet operated so I could walk, also hunch
Brutal atopia (my eye corners are cracked atm, yummy)
No serious addictions: 6
I smoke.
Awful looking teeth.
I shower nearly every day: 7
I care a lot for myself, albeit to no avail: 9
Coat + Fedora in winter, wear only white in summer
I hate doctors. SO. MUCH.
>Proud of my body
top kek
Le Jew nose
200CM, I am too tall

Mental:
Currently treated for Paranoia and some emotional disorders. Heavy stuff
I visit the psycho guy once a month. No progress
I never feel happy
I only experience glimpses of love, followed by fits of hate, since people keep plotting againt me
I am useless
Haha
I believe they call this feeling a "top kek"
I love guro
Maniodepressive, actually
Tried to rape my cousin back when I was psycho
Crippling Insomnia
I had a GF for 6 hours once. Didnt fuck. Does that count?: 27
Ye: 32
Ye 47
Nah
Nah
We live apart for a reason
My friend died a year ago
Friends?
No. Not every day, at least.
Same
Occasionally: 49
Haha, no
Achievements
I cant drive, actually
I live alone, cant bear other people: 51
Studying uni: 55
No talent or hobby
Cant, really
Once in a month, it s clean.
No-no
Does an occasional B- count?
I have a PC I guess: 53
Won some internet shite, doesnt count
I am always indebted
As above, not quite

Result: Apparently, my virgin useless ass qualifies for a cyborg. Funny that. I feel more like a toaster, DESU.

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>>25519654
Cyborg aka failed normie.
>despite no social and just being healthy.
The newest test is more accurate.

>>25519654
68. I'd have a higher score if I had decent mental health and worked on my body.

I've only had sex with and kissed escorts. Do I count this?

24
Pretty good if you ask me

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23, Wizard Apprentice

fuck

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I got 112, I was always more of a /b/tard anyway.
I guess /r9k/ really is full of cucks and wizards.

174, does this mean I'm better than all you and you are all degenerate fucks?

>62
>tfw just weird as fuck
>too weird for normalfags
>too normalfag for robots

truly the worst outcome

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>>25524612
I was always more of a /b/tard

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>>25519654
I got 142 holy shit
This is an original comment you gay retard.

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>>25519654
27.
Not particularly worried desu