why do you even WANT friends?

Because I can't play Risk by myself, and nobody on 4chan wants to play with me usually.

It would be nice to be able to share my life.

>>25519382
i'll play risk with you

>>25519357
I don't even know what friends do with each other

>>25519357

Because I need to spend my energy on them because otherwise I might as well throw myself in the river.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVA8lLwIhJ4

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>>25519357
Because tankery is a team sport ='(

How long can someone live without talking to anyone before they kill themselves?

>tfw no friends to drink and do drugs with

>>25519396
I'll probably make a thread later tonight senpai. I hope you join and what would be a better map the USA, Americas, or Europe?

>>25519492
what is risk?
not him btw

>>25519461
Wait what is that a real thing? I wanna get into that

>>25519477
god damn iktf

>fall for the LSD meme
>nobody to share the experience with
>just realize how sad and empty my life is

>>25519505
It's like diplomacy, but for casuals.

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>>25519505
A turn-based game. I think the original is supposed to be strategic or something but on 4chan we just play with rolls to determine who wins. Its fun, but the games hardly ever finish because people leave.

Pic related

>>25519357
I just want someone to sit with and listen to music and play mtg with.
It's really sad how hard this is to find.

>>25519522
I wish anon, I wish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAAnUqhKWZI

>>25519505
>>25519556
The actual board game is a lot more fun

>>25519357
So I can stop shoving apple slices down my throat whilst reading abstract shit alone at lunch

>>25519727
Try trail mix instead

>>25519749
Spills everywhere

>>25519867
Try spaghetti... oh wait

Who in this thread actually has no friends? We count internet friends here

>>25519685
Aww, I remember this anime tho, there's one being made about warships, forget the name. It's related to the game "world of warships" tho. Wonder what it would be like to do realistic war reenactments

>>25519898
>tfw not even Internet friends

>>25519898
>tfw only one friend that you are slowly becoming more distant with

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>tfw Starcraft 2 released co-op missions and you have no one to play with
>tfw can't join clan because they all want super-active pro players
>tfw you will never experience the coop missions

>>25519563
That sounds like a good time. Sorry to hear about it.

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>>25519903
They're also working on season two for Girls Und Panzer, and I've heard promising things so far.

If reenactment was a sport, my highschool experience would have been much better

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>>25519898
me

although to be fair I cut contact with my last friend once I realized he was a self righteous sjw with an incapacity to remove his head from his ass long enough to consider an "inferior" point of view (i,e: everyone elses)

not worth it tbhfam

>>25520231
Wow nice, hopefully I'll know when it comes out.
I feel ya, would have probably been more fit and actually have friends to do stuff with

>>25520249
What 'sjw' thing did he do

>>25519898
Zero, years of 4chan have changed me to the point where I can't relate to anyone in any way.

>>25520682
You can relate to other people who browse 4chan

>>25520760
The only people that openly talk about 4chan are meme spouters, autists or smug anime face steam homos.

No thanks.

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>>25519357
I want to be wanted.

>>25521104
I meant that you could make friends on here

>>25520604
just generally throw gigantic shitfits over "problematic" shit from the media/any games we were discussing or if someone used a word that was ableist/sexist/transphobic/homophobic.

I mean shit I'm by no means a /pol/tard but that kind of non-stop bitching gets fucking grating

I don't. I want a gf

>>25521160
Not sure what you mean, you can't really make friends with transient anonymous posters without becoming tripfags. You can talk but it's not friendship.

Unless you mean getting contact info from some of them, but anyone that does that shouldn't be here and come under >>25521104.

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>>25521358
>I don't. I want a gf

>Not on Steam

>>25521513
Doesn't make sense. I have a steam if you're implying I don't and if you're implying I won't find a gf on steam I know, they're all gays

>>25520091

Anon, why not just queue up? I haven't met anyone on SC2 COOP that was a dick...

>>25521826
I have never played the coop missions and am afraid that people will be angry at me because I don't know what I'm doing. I would feel like a burden if they didn't know I suck beforehand.

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>>25521358
>>25521798
What would you even do with a GF? animeasukajaypeg

>>25522082
Play video games and cuddle

I would also cook her meals if she wants