Is it true pleasing a woman with your mouth is a beta thing to do?

>>25517752
If you can make a woman cum by actually paying attention to her, there is literally no amount of BS she wont put up with. Making a girl cum makes her fall in love with you.

>>25517752
Not if you do it in a forceful manner but doing it enderly like a sissy is beta.

Not if her pussy is filled with Tyrone's seed, then it's alpha and progressive.

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I want to be the bottom guy

>>25517752
Eating pussy is great. I love making my girlfriend's thighs clench.

>>25517752
It's only not if she has both shaved and cleaned extensively. Also, no cum. Even your own. Also, it better hwve been a day since she last drank anything.

If you want to pick shit like that then why aren't we just raping them and forcing them to bear our seeds?

is submitting to women in any way beta? you'll eventually have to do something for them to get the pussy

How does alpha and beta shit even work in a 1 on 1 relationship?

Id love it if the woman were the dominant one. If she were shed be the one working the most and doing the important adult shit. if you're doing all that AND being submissive you're not a beta juuust fucking stupid

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>>25517752
I have no time for men who refuse to give head. I think blowjobs are the most boring thing on the planet but I would give them anyway if they made my partner happy.

>>25517752
Yeah its pretty beta. It's submissive behavior because you are putting her pleasure before yours. She may like it, but she will respect you less if you do it.

lol it's not even close to beeing beta.
When you do it right, she will go crazy and loose all sense of controll.
In a wierd way you have all the control over her while you do it. The only thing beta about it is that you have to go "down" on her and she looks down on you

>>25518724
Yeah, just like a girl giving a blowjob is empowered and has all the control.

>>25518724
>When you do it right,
And how you do it?

>>25518641

I thought its be boring too but women say oral is a great way to get them off and femgasms are fucking adorable.

It gets cuter when you force them to walk or do anything when their legs give out. I feed on their helplessnwss

>>25518721
>virgin reply

>>25518753
Have you ever touched/licked a girl down there?
It's something completely different to a blowjob.
When you lick her you have the controll about her. When you lick faster/harder she will feel more, if you go softer she will feel less. You have more controll over her.
I'm not saying she doesn't has the same option while giving head but sucking my dick faster doesnt have the same impact as licking her clitt faster

It's beta as fuck.
Which is why whites and Asians enjoy it so much.

>>25517861
>family
>as he fucks a guys mouth

wew lad

>>25518451
this

You're getting cucked if you're doing anything short of raping.

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>>25518931
Whites and Asians enjoy it because we have evolved complex brains and empathy; we genuinely enjoy pleasuring our partners for the release of oxytocin. This is been proved biochemically.

Niggers are animalistic and only fuck for dopamine. Pic related.

>>25519012
oh shut the fuck up with your bait, nigger.

>>25517782
HAHAHAHAHA

>Making a girl cum makes her fall in love with you.

I beg to differ.

>>25519027
It is why women enjoy being submissive in bed, oxytocin. This chemical is more cathartic than dopamine will ever be; lower animals could not comprehend that.

If you only fuck to cum, I feel bad for you. You are missing out due to selfishness.

>>25519012
>Whites and Asians are LITERALLY cucked on an evolutionary level
Kek, sounds about right.

>>25519084
Is building an emotional bond with your partner really cucking or are you just a porn-addicted maturbator?

I get so hard my dick leaks like a faucet when I eat my gf out. I think I'm getting pretty good at it but she just prefers penis in general.

>>25519118
>Building an emotional bond by being a submissive beta
Jesus, the more you type the more it really shines through that you're cucked beyond comprehension.
How do you do it anon?
I don't understand this evomolution doohickey, but certainly you can explain the benefits of being genetically designed for cucking.

>>25519157
Haha, no cuckoldry involved at all. If you cannot wrap your head around the fact that humans evolved in relationships that were mutually beneficial and thus developed deep empathy, you are not worth talking to, because you're probably 16 and just finished "The Fountainhead."

>>25519219
>If you cannot wrap your head around the fact that humans evolved in relationships that were mutually beneficial and thus developed deep empathy
What does having a deep sense of empathy have to do with being a beta cuckold that performs beta acts?
See, I liked your other explanation, that whites and Asians are just more evolved, so they've got a greater propensity towards cuckoldry.

>>25517752
You can call it whatever you want. I'm good at it and make them cum every time and it keeps them coming back. I get my dick in every time so what's the big deal? If you stress about this you're a fucking loser.

Another day, another thread where virgins give their expert opinions on sexual acts.

>>25519256
I get I must have hit a nerve when I accused you of being emotionally and hormonally retarded, but there's no reason to assault me with memes, sir.

>>25519012
>oxytocin

The fuck I need that shit for, I don't have acne. And only betas give a shit about pleasing a woman, what are you, a faggot?

>>25519219
Empathy is a weakness and makes you less of a man. The most powerful people on Earth have little to no empathy such as CEOs and politicians.

>>25519378
Your moms a faggot

>>25519350
Is this that extra evolution at work?
I'm confused anon, explain it to me, as a lesser being, how this shit is supposed to work.
I'm not too good with science y'know, I don't know the inner workings of a cuckold's mind.

>>25519012
Oxytocin is literally happiness you fucking retard.

All humans release dopamine and oxytocin during sex.

>>25519378
Spoken like a true nigger.

>>25519405
Of course CEOs and politicians have empathy. How else do you think they can so easily manipulate others?

Oxytocin feels really amazing. Shame you bitter virgins have never been in a romantic relationship and have thus never been fortunate enough to feel it.

>>25519424
It's very simple evolutionary psychology that describes observable biochemical facts and statistical data.

>>25519082
Yes anon we all want to have a rush of oxytocin brainwash us into thinking the woman we are fucking is lmao our soulmate.

>>25519464
>It's very simple evolutionary psychology that describes observable biochemical facts and statistical data.
So your cuckold behavior is backed up by facts AND data?
So, objectively speaking, you are a bigger beta cuck than a nigger/sandnigger.
Thanks for explaining it to me anon, where would I be without you?

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>>25517752
Hi im a giant faggot and I suck dicks but I've gotten girls off around 7,000 times.
Girls are typically fucking awful at being off.
Being on estrogen, I can relate.
Its all about the head game if a woman doesn't know how to psychologically reach orgasm, you have to physically bring here there.
She needs massive constant simulation.
Some girls need to learn to enjoy their clit.
You have to find out w where here limits are and stimulate from there until she's capable for more.
Girls live to be held down and be 100% controlled orally.
You have to build them up slowly and how fast you go is determined by listening toherbody and how excited she gets.
You must strike put with every limb like the octopus who plays the drums.
Women love different sensations and tentacle like shit.
Basically I tongue rape them.
Consistent constant pressure is key.
Pressure and movement to them is like touch and envelopement is too us.
When they are horny out of their minds in sub space is when you start doing the come here movement with your hand inside them really fast
Or that's when you jam it in and rape the shit out of them
Trust me im a fairy

>>25519464
God you beta males are cancer.

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>>25519452
No, that would be dopamine. Oxytocin is a specific love hormone. White people, and females, experience it more.

>>25519488
There is more and more evidence coming out that humans evolved to be a pair-bonding monogamous species. Sorry to burst your bubble of Flintstonian evo-psych and fantastical tales.

>>25519490
It's not cuckoldry, it's love. Are you admitting to being hormonally deficient? Being a bitter social outcast can do that to you.

>>25517752
Not if you enjoy doing it, which you should assuming her gash isn't disgusting

>>25519553
>It's not cuckoldry, it's love.
Ahh yes, typical beta justification.
I'm really loving the insight you're giving me anon, this helps a lot.
It's like a peek into the mind of a cuckold.
Being black, it's not something I typically get to witness, so this is really special.

>>25519587
You can keep saying cuck, but that's just an ad hominem. http://www.nature.com/neuro/journal/v7/n10/abs/nn1327.html

I'm presenting scholarly facts where as you are just namecalling, further demonstrating the fact that you are, indeed, a lower, animalistic lifeform.

>>25519464
>Of course CEOs and politicians have empathy.

Yeah Putin shows so much empathy when bombing poor people

>>25519618
>I'm presenting scholarly facts where as you are just namecalling, further demonstrating the fact that you are, indeed, a lower, animalistic lifeform.
I thought we already agreed on that?
Not to mention, we've already come to the understanding that your cuckoldry is backed up by observable science and facts.
Anon, I get it, you're more evolved, so you're a much bigger beta cuck.
It's okay, as they say, cuckoldry is the thinking man's fetish.

>>25519683
Humans are capable of suppressing their natural urges and feelings for ulterior motives. CEOs undoubtedly express a keen ability to discern the emotions of other human beings.

>>25519695
You sure are insecure for a nigger. Why can't you just accept the fact that your love will always be inferior and move on? I hear that new hiphopper just released a new twerking video.

>>25519747
>Why can't you just accept the fact that your love will always be inferior and move on?
But I have, I'm not beta enough to be as big a cuckold as you, we've already come to this conclusion.
Why bother repeating it?

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ITT: faggots who will make any excuse for being faggots
Eating pussy is definitely beta or ''submissive''
If you are in a long term relationship then sure, maybe do it every so often but anything more and you're a fucking faggot.

1. It doesn't taste good (no matter the girls hygiene, it doesn't taste or smell good)
2. You recieve no pleasure from it. You cock might be hard but you may aswell be wanking
3. Your literally getting face fucked, therefore are being submissive which is degenerate.

You are a man, you were born with a tool to fuck other people. So fuck them god dammit.

If your not fucking like the dominant animal that you are, then why are you fucking at all?

>>25519553
Humans are a polygamous species thats why we instinctively respect men that have fucked many women. While women pride themselves on all the top males they can fuck.

>>25519618
>look at this faggot cuck tipping his fedora

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>>25519766
You obviously have not, otherwise you would have stopped spamming stale memes in an inane attempt to vindicate your ooga booga brain, my eumelanated friend.

>>25519802
Babby's first evolutionary-psychology.

>>25519847
>otherwise you would have stopped spamming stale memes
Who's spamming memes?
Do you think cuckolds don't feel the most intense love for their partners?
So much so that they'd recognize that they're sexually inferior and resort to pleasuring their partners with their mouths, hands, and the genitals of sexually superior men?
Come on anon, let's not be silly here, no one loves women more than cuckolds.

>>25519881
>Who's spamming memes
you are

>>25519847
>white man
>dating a black woman

Talk about lowering your standards lol

>>25518641
I want to give head to a woman, but I don't want a bj, except maybe once to see what it's like.

T-that's a good thing, right? It's not beta?

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>>25519959
it's white.

>>25519895
But I'm not, you said that you feel love more intensely than I do since you're more evolved.
Well, in order to be a cuck you have to be capable of a more intense love than others, wouldn't you agree?

>>25519992
It's THAT good? Thanks.

>>25520012
You're creating a false dichotomy whereby you either have to feel zero love at all (negroidic), or you have to be a cuck. This answers your question, but you can continue to play dumb to save face now. I'm sure everyone here knows that you're only PRETENDING.

>>25517752
The only thin beta is not doing what YOU want to do

If you want to eat her out so it , don't so it because haw demands it

>>25520012
Notice the beta male is so nonmasculine he actually thinks feelings is a good reason for anything.

>>25519043
>I've never actually made a girl cum before.

>>25520179
t. mgtow libertarian, defender of negroids

>>25519012
WOAH WOAH WOAH BACK THE FUCK UP

I can't find it, but I've seen videos of a monkey eating out a female monkey.

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>tfw orally fixated, submissive, and promiscuous
>tfw i probably have 6 different kinds of oral cancer by now
>tfw i lick feet and ass too
>tfw i lick armpits too and i don't even like that but i just figure why not lick everything while i'm at it
>tfw somehow cultivating a persona that is outgoing and charismatic and aggressive about something inherently submissive and beta and pathetic
>tfw having a good time with girls and having fun with it instead of being a meek shrinking violet about the fact that they're going to use your face
>tfw can give you a better orgasm just by grinding through your panties than all your past boyfriends could if they formed a special committee and had access to a custom vibrator factory for ten thousand years
>tfw made girls come who never came before in their life
>tfw made girls come who literally didn't think they could come through oral ever
>tfw don't even jerk off afterwards or get anything in return
>tfw been locked in a closet all day and only taken out when someone wanted to use my mouth
>tfw literally been chained to a radiator
>tfw mentally broken and probably a shimmering orb of the pure essence of beta, but at least i enjoy what i do without worrying about the judgment of plebs on the internet

>>25520211
Probably not monkeys, they were bonobos, who fuck for pleasure like humans.

Dick size and empathy show direct correlation, Scandinavian men tend to have the largest penis size in the world. This fits in to what we understand about primate biology: chimpanzees don't need clitorises or long phalluses because they just rape one another, where as bonobos fuck to bond and increase troop morale, just like humans.

In conclusion, niggers have small dicks and are inhuman.

Those who excell at oral sex are usually small endowed.

Coincidence ?

>>25520113
Who said anything about feeling zero love?
You've created this idea within your own psyche that you have to be either a sociopath who's incapable of feeling love or a beta cuck who feels so much love that he neglects his own needs.
That right there tells me where you fit along this spectrum, you're just another cuck.

>>25520300
Is this true? it would probly explain why niggers tend to rape more than other races

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>>25520300
>Scandinavian men tend to have the largest penis size in the world

That's why they get cucked by Tyrone I guess

>>25520264
>tfw been locked in a closet all day and only taken out when someone wanted to use my mouth
>tfw literally been chained to a radiator

details/stories nao

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>>25520347
>>25520399
You are literally retarded. I never said niggers were sociopaths. They're far too unintelligent.

>>25518753
She actually kinda does. When you choose yo put your dick in someone's mouth your putting the most senaitive part of your body into one of the strongest part of theirs (the jaw). They have the ability to instantly destroy your manhood with a clench of their jaw.

>>25520453
>a sociopath who's incapable of feeling love
Reading is hard, huh anon?
But again, you're a beta male trying to justify your beta nature because you confuse it for superiority.
I could never imagine being literally cucked by evolution.

>>25520614
i never said that

you type like one of most passive bitches i've ever seen. you sure you're not just a white boi pretending to be black to satisfy some sick cuck fantasy of yours?

>>25520679
>i never said that
I know, because I did.
I never stated that they were JUST sociopaths, I stated that they were sociopaths who were incapable of feeling love.
I find it funny how someone bragging about feeling empathy can only seem to argue in absolutes.
The main point of this argument is feeling love, is it not?
As I've stated (and as I'm sure you'll agree with), cucks love their wives/gfs more than anyone, so much so that they're willing to forego their own happiness, no?

>>25517752
SOURCE ON THAT PIC

NOW

REEEE

>>25520735
>I know, because I did.
So why are you putting words in my mouth? There comes a point where you just have to move on and accept the facts.

You can still enjoy jungle love or whatever, I'm sure that's satisfying. But even then, you're one of the campiest black guys I've ever talked to, I'd be surprised if you can even hold direct eye contact with women. Is that why you're here? Don't be upset for what was never meant to be.

>>25520809
>So why are you putting words in my mouth?

>I never said niggers were sociopaths.
So now you can't even recall your own posts?
What a shame.

>There comes a point where you just have to move on and accept the facts.
I agree.
And seeing as how you're a beta cuck, I'm just wondering why you have such a hard time admitting it.
As you've said, you're more evolved, therefore it's normal for you to be a beta cuck, so why spend so long dancing around the issue instead of outright accepting your beta nature?

>>25520897
That's exactly what I posted, so why are you saying I said the opposite? A direct contradiction, foolish ape.

All beta cucks are strongly empathetic, but of those who are strongly empathetic, few are cucks. It appears your argument is the case of confusing correlation for causation, a logical fallacy. Pathetic.

>>25520990
>All beta cucks are strongly empathetic
Alright, so we agree?
If all beta cucks have a strong sense of empathy (along with women) then we can agree that empathy in general is a womanly trait, which makes it beta.
So you admit that you are indeed beta.

>>25520199
t. cuck

>>25521041
If it was a womanly trait, men would not possess it. Do you think for more than 5 seconds before typing? ahahahahah

>>25521094
>If it was a womanly trait, men would not possess it.
There are also men that are homosexual and like men.
Clearly this is some sort of mutation found mainly in more evolved beings such as whites and Asians.
I imagine it's some sort of evolutionary hiccup, hopefully we can breed it out with eugenics.

It's my fetish but I will never get to act on it because I would be cucked

>>25521231
>There are also men that are homosexual and like men.
>Clearly this is some sort of mutation

t. delusional libcuck

>>25521284
>t. delusional libcuck
I'm sorry?
Are you implied that homosexuality isn't a mutation?

>>25521318
le homo jeans

gay uncle

>>25520809
I'm guessing its also why 4chan is majority white especially this autismo board. Congratulations you're an evolved cuck and psycho.

>TFW realize white guys going on mass shooting sprees isn't just a meme anymore. They are legitimately that psychologically fragile.

http//:www.ncbi.nlh.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4120070/

http//:www.sciencedaily.com/releases/ 2013/07/130722123206

>>25517752
Sauce or more, please?

>>25517752

If you think pleasing a woman is beta, yes.

>>25520264

PLEASE BE MY BF

GOD muteblox >:(

>>25520264
>tfw like this guy except a permavirgin with no female contact

It's not looks, it's not confidence, it's luck and I will die alone

>>25521949
Why are you lying? You have a harem of fembots. And I'm pretty sure you had a gf once, you lying Chad.

>>25522479
Oh go eat a dick you fucking faggot. Anonymous people who refuse to talk to you off of a shitty imageboard literally do nothing to make me less of a virgin.

>>25518724
>Not being able to do it with just your dick

>>25518931
arnt nigerians the ones who go on about ass-eating being the greatest $hit ever senpai?

>>25520414
Some girls are just more fun than others. It's pretty rare though, and usually you only get that kind of thing with a girlfriend you coach to trust you.

Women in general are really trepidatious about being in control of the flow of a sexual encounter, and about being honest about their own lust, desires, etc. There are very few who will be open and honest about something like "I want to fuck your face and I want to do it several times this morning," and those few tend to be the way they are for exceptional reasons (e.g., very gay).

The good news is that doesn't mean they aren't capable of that shit deep down. You basically just need to unlock it by getting them to trust you.

>>25521949
i believe in you vyro

>>25521808
TORONTO

>>25518980
maybe it's his step-brother

>>25523497
I just want to die I'll never get close enough to a girl to do anything like that

Do you know what it's like to stare blankly at the ceiling for hours having sexual fantasies that you're too sad to even fap to?

Fuck just kill me

I'm sick of this meme. You realize outside of 4chan, nobody gives a shit if you eat pussy right? In fact, you're more weird for refusing to do it. It's not bad as long as the girl washes down there.

>>25523732
spotted the cuck lol

>>25518641
>implying blowjobs = giving a woman head

Vaginas are fucking disgusting, washed or not.

>Tfw I have literally masturbated to that video more than a few times

Feels good senpai.

>>25523780
>self-cleaning hygienic vag is so gross
>now suck my unwashed, piss-dripping cock or you're a prude
Confirmed for 17-year old boy.

>>25523851
>Le men and women are equal XD

>>25519464
Please fuck off back to reddit

>>25519043
HAHAHAHAHA

You weren't doing it right.

>>25517752
Only if she doesn't suck your dick in return.

Wanting to do it for free is maximum beta.

ITT: Virgins argue over eating pussy
Give and thou shalt receive you retards. How about this, is it beta to 69?

>>25517752
i met a 5/10 on okcupid and i go over to her house every sunday morning to eat her out. it is pretty much my only interaction with her (sometimes she's down to hang out afterwards and we just sit on her couch and watch netflix). is that beta?

>>25520300
>stormnigger pls

It also explains why the chimpanzees systematically btfo bonobos, who are losing territory every year

>>25524634
looooooooool bruh. jesus christ

>>25524634
I will trade lives with you if you want

>>25517752

I want to please a QT.

>>25517752
It is if you want it to be

>>25517752
YES FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED THIS SHIT

that english tho

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>>25517752
Asking 4chan what is and is not beta is fucking beta. Jesus H Christ how insecure are you? Eat pussy, lick ass, suck toes, drink piss - who gives a shit? A real man does whatever the fuck he wants.

>>25525321
i like your post.

>>25518754
After foreplay, explore pussy with tongue, slowly start concentrating on the clit. It's basically a miniature cock hidden under skin. I usually circulate my tongue first to get the blood flowing there, then up and down movement for a While, and end it with sucking on it (vacuum it in). You can also finger her meanwhile, but thats optional in this case.

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>>25517752
b-but i like eating pussy

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>>25518872
haaaaa fucking faggot got roasted

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>>25517752
>all these kissless virgins trying to say that eating a girl out is beta
When you're in a relationship you do things to make the other person happy because it makes you happy to see them happy. Its like giving gifts at Christmas. I guess i shouldn't expect you manchildren to understand that
>b-b-but its submissive!!
who the fuck cares? what kind of faggot doesn't like dominant women

>>25525679
>what kind of faggot doesn't like dominant women
BETA
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T
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>>25526203
t. kissless virgin

>>25526321
Yes, I know you are.
Every beta wants a woman to take the lead m8.
They want the older woman to take their virginity since they're still stuck in a 12 year old's mindset (and possibly body).

>>25526321
t. anime fag
Nothing gets the bitches wet like being kawaii right faggot

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>>25526203
>not experimenting with mystical states of apprehension
>not harnessing your own starkly individuated consciousness and deliberately subordinating it to the whims of another person
>not reflecting on the nature of freedom while consciously bending every conscious and unconscious facet of your mind to her pleasure, to her convenience
>not palpating the suppleness and liveliness of your own dignity by parading it in masquerade beneath the pussy of a woman
>not answering nozick's question of what is it to be a bat? by asking yourself, in your attenuated altered state, what is it to be a slave?
>not feeling your consciousness and selfhood filter under and in through someone else's, reaching beneath them in supplication and being accepted as an extension of their own, and thereby appreciating your own all the more
>not eating pussy while wearing a leash crudely fashioned from a belt that was on the floor under a laundry pile and embarrassingly took her 2.5 minutes to look for while you knelt holding your tongue out even though your mouth started to get dry
>not demonstrating that you're willing to submit to her even when it's awkward or silly
>not taking all the burden of awkwardness and silliness on yourself and showing you're still willing to kneel there
>not showing her that her awkward moments, indecisive changes of decision or mood, are still infinitely above every rational bone in your body
>not allowing her to tap into the pure essence of her own dionysian femininity, become an object of worship in her own temple
>not eating the butt

>>25526351
I'm not a virgin but whatever helps you sleep at night mr. psuedo-alpha male.
>>25526353
thats not anime retard

>>25526414
TL;DR: >not being a beta faggot

>>25526458
>thats not anime retard
The eyes are half the face you fuckwit.

>>25526458
>I'm not a virgin
Sure thing hombre, enjoy being a beta pussy.
Hopefully you can score some pity sex from some dykes in denial.

>>25526470
says the kissless virgin shitposting on a board for permavirgin NEET failures

>>25526497
So you're saying you're a permavirgin NEET failure?
Sounds about right.

>>25526496
Enjoy being a kissless virgin friend, no wonder women want nothing to do with you.
When everything you know about women comes from other permavirgins and PUA websites you aren't going to be successful with them.

>tfw no qt bf present to have his face sat on

>>25526526
I come here to laugh at virgins trying to give other virgins advice on scoring with women.

>>25526527
>Beta loser calling someone else a kissless virgin
Kek, /r9k/ in a nutshell.
Calm down whiteboi, I know being beta is your default mode, so this probably feels like a personal attack, but it's okay, because you can overcome your betaness.

Eating a girl out is the best way of giving her orgasms, some sluts will love you for it but some will think you are her little bitch.

>>25526548
>I-I'M NOT A LOSER, I-I JUST COME HERE TO LAUGH AT THEM
Sure thing holmes, whatever you need ot tell yourself.

>>25526555
>look mommy, I'm projecting!!

>>25526470
DON'T RESPOND TO MY RAMBLING GREENTEXT ABOUT VAGINA LICKING WITH CONDESCENSION

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!

>>25526589
Looks like I hit the nail on the head, huh whiteboi?

>>25526555
>its the current year
>being a nigger

If you don't like exploring a woman's body there's a good chance that you're a gay.

>>25526568
>but some will think you are her little bitch.
Thats when you stuff your cock down her throat while shes cumming.

>>25526631
>It's the current year
>Being a beta
A fate worse than death tbqhwy fammypai.

>>25526646
Even cuckolds have it better than niggers.

I mean, being a nigger is basically a handicap

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>>25526646
>its the current year
>being a kissless virgin and thinking you know anything about women
Pathetic.

>>25526666
Nice satan quads.
But nah, in reality cucks are even lower on the totem pole than Indians.
Cucks are basically not even human.
Betas are almost as bad.
>>25526674
>Beta khv trying to lecture me about women
Sorry fampai, I don't take advice from beta whitebois.

>>25526688
>>Beta khv trying to lecture me about women
>Sorry fampai, I don't take advice from beta niggers.

>>25517875
I know that feeling senpai.

>>25526742
>beta niggers
That's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.
Sorry family, but let's not play this game, we both know you whites lose when it comes to being beta cucks.

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>>25526688
>chimp saying someone is not even human

top kek

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>>25526782
>Beta saying someone is not even human
Topmost kek

>>25526767
Yeah people like Thaddeus are just so alpha

>>25526820
Am I supposed to know who that is?
Sorry family, I don't spend all day on the internet like you beta whitebois.

>>25526836
A newfag AND a nigger?

>>25526836
>I-Im not like you guys
Yes you are. Everyone here is a beta khv. Saying "n-no I'm not" means nothing. You're a loser kissless virgin.

>>25526872
>Being proud about spending a lot of time on this shithole
My fucking sides.
And you call ME the beta?
Get lost whiteboi, you forgot where you are.
>>25526911
Sorry family, I know it hurts, but not everyone here is like you.
In fact, we've got a few regular beta Casanovas here.
I bet they get all kinds of pussy play.

>>25526954
>Sorry family, I know it hurts, but not everyone here is like you.
You are. You can deny it all you want but it means nothing. Until you can prove you aren't a khv, you are. You're desperate attempts to try to prove otherwise are just pathetic.

>>25526836
He's a nigger anime nerd who got arrested for child porn. A simple Google search would've told you that you goddamn retard
Guess I shouldn't expect a nigger to be smart enough to use fucking google

>>25526805
Do you want me to throw a banana for you? "alpha" chimp?

>>25527012
>Everyone here is as beta as I am
Y'know, I'm sure it's easy to believe since there are so many beta whitebois and chinks here, but nah, that's not always the case.
Maybe one day you'll realize that.

>>25525321
Underrated post
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>>25527042
>n-no I'm not as much of l-loser as you g-guys
Stay in denial, nigger. No one gives a fuck about your opinion or your made up sexual exploits

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>>25526414
You are a poet. Your words of wisdom I will remember always.

>>25527037
>>25527040
Looks like I struck a nerve, huh whitebois?
You should keep that banana, you can use it to pleasure your gf like the beta you are, I hear you guys love that shit.
>>25527071
Sorry beta, I know you whites and Asians have an abundance of betas, but that's not true of every race.
Just look at the Arabs.
They know what it means to not be a pussy.

>>25517832

cuck spotted

>>25527127
>nigger in full damage control mode
Pathetic

>>25527127
>but that's not true of every race.
But it is true of you personally.

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>>25527127
>Did I struck a nerve? :)

No, you are a chimp on a hongkonger graffiti drawing website

>>25527178
>Whiteboi has no comeback
>Has to stick to vanilla "nigger"
Kek, get gud whiteboi.
>>25527205
Now look who's projecting.

>>25527234
I'm here to laugh at whitebois and betas (redundant, I know).
What can I say, shit's fun.

>>25527236
>Nigger has no comeback
>Has to stick to vanilla "whiteboi"
Kek, get gud nigger.

>>25527280
But whiteboi is the best comeback.
It's like saying beta, pussy, homo, faggot, and cuck all rolled into one word.

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>>25527259
>Lowest IQ of all races
>Short
>Ugliest of all races
>Least likely to score with women of all races (except black)
>Can't speak like a person
>Muh racism

Being a nigger makes you an instant robo,t welcome to /r9k/ :^)

>>25526414
Typical /r9k/ response below

>Not submitting to black and white group think
>Not looking at everything in the most negative light possible
>hurr durr cuck

I honestly don't know why I come here

>>25527316
>And yet despite all that I can still pull more pussy than you
Step your game up whiteboi, with all these advantages you should have your own harem, not trying to justify the most beta sex act on the planet aside from maybe cuckold and pegging.

>>25527314
>But whiteboi is the best comeback.
I guess i shouldn't have expected any higher brain capacity from a nigger

>>25527369
Sorry family, it's not my fault that it's so easy to shit on you whitebois.
Maybe stop being so beta?

>>25527316
>short
What the fuck? We are tall on average, the average cracker is the a dutch person so fuck out of here with that shit.

>>25527417
You really think whiteboi is an insult?
You might as well have called us meanie poopyheads. You sound like a child, thats as much "offense" that we take from that "insult"

>>25517875
Normie gtfo R3EEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

>>25527466
>You really think whiteboi is an insult?
Yes.
see >>25527314

>>25527491
>dumb nigger actually thinks we take offense to it
Stay delusional. You're the equivalent of a 5-year old coming up to us and telling us that we're stupid meaniefaces. Its quite sad that you actually think people get angry over it, that you've genuinely convinced yourself that this is the case.
What a pathetic loser you must be.

>>25527573
Considering I've gotten literally 6+ IPs to respond, I'd say, yea, you do get pretty angry over it.
It's pretty funny to watch honestly, whitebois acting like they're not fuming right now.
I might even take a few caps to post on twitter later.

>>25527659
>Considering I've gotten literally 6+ IPs to respond, I'd say, yea, you do get pretty angry over it.
Since your low-IQ nigger brain obviously is unable comprehend it. I'll let you in on a secret.
No one is angry. They're all baiting a bitter, self-proclaimed newfag into responding with accusations of "m-muh racism" because its hilarious and a newfag like you genuinely thinks people are angry because you don't know how to tell when a post is blatant fucking bait.
You are a literal child. Your "insults" is nothing more than schoolyard name calling, and the fact that you're so jealous and bitter over white guys has deluded your stupid brain into thinking that people actually give a fuck what some dumb nignog tar baby thinks.
You think we give a fuck about you? You are nothing to us. We have more respect for the scum on the bottom of our shoes than we do for a newfag dindu nuffin like you. You should leave this thread before you embarass yourself again with your blatant retardation. Go get shot by a cop, it'll make the world a better place.

>>25527793
TL;DR
Someone give me the condensed format without all the whiteboi assmad.
Also, that's another new IP.

>>25527847
>being so butthurt that you have to say "I-I didn't read it"
Stay buttblasted you newfag nigger. Go apply for welfare or something

>>25527904
Sorry family, you know I ain't into that readin shit.
If it's longer than a mid-sized text it ain't worth reading.

>>25527847
You're still here? I'm this anon >>25519012

Pretty sad to see you spend all day on here, to be quite honest, family. I'm going to go back to enjoying my romantic relationship with my monogamous life partner. Ciao.

>>25527969
>niggers are literally this illiterate
Well i guess its not really surprising, i mean, you guys have the lowest IQs in the world for a reason apparently
keep living up to those "racist" stereotypes, tar baby
Let me guess, you dropped out of school in 8th grade and now you're a janitor or some shit? kek

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>>25528027
Damn son, ANOTHER new IP.
This assmad knows no bounds.

>>25528081
I've made several posts ITT. I guess my phone resets the IP or something
Oh well, stay illiterate you dumb nigger. Go back to cleaning the bathrooms at the high school that you dropped out of

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>>25528154
>implying filthy mudskins are employed

Is giving your car's engine a tune-up a beta thing to do?

>>25519464
And this is why I don't watch tv anymore. This shit is hilarious.

>>25528451
Can alphas have the woman do as they please without having to do the tune up?

>>25528343
Yeah he's probably an unemployed welfare-grubbing tar baby leech who's butthurt that a cute white girl rejected him.

>>25519791
>It doesn't taste good
>You recieve no pleasure from it

dude, you are the fag

>>25528659
When you're in a relationship it should make you happy to see your girlfriend happy. Its like giving gifts at Christmas. But, I shouldn't expect you psuedo-alpha manchildren to understand that

>>25527440
>What the fuck? We are tall on average,
White Americans are one inch taller than Black Americans on average.
It's even on wikipedia.

>>25528807
The difference is in order to keep her 'happy' you have to go down on her while an alpha never would. His presence is enough to elate her.

A girl that wants to be with Justin Bieber would lick the dirt he steps on for a chance to be with him. She would never care about him not giving her oral. A beta man HAS to go down on her, give her gifts at Christmas, etc.

The only reason a woman might require such sacrifices from a man is she sees him as not worthy of her.

>>25529104
>an alpha can do this an alpha can do that
>t. kissless virgin
Lol alright yeah real good advice buddy
>give her gifts at Christmas,
Are you saying that if you were with a woman you wouldn't buy her a christmas gift? You deserve to be alone.
Relationships are about give and take, no fucking wonder you losers can't get a gf. Self-centered little faggots.

>>25529380
>I KNOW, I'LL CALL THEM VIRGINS, THAT ALWAYS WORKS
Argumentswithholes.png
I'm convinced that you're actually a woman.

I can't eat out the girl I'm currently dating. I know she wants me to, but I just can't bring myself to do it unless the girl is model-tier.

The one thing I don't understand: how do guys go from eating out to sex? Do men actually get hard from eating a girl out? How the fuck does that happen without any stimulation? The smell, the taste, everything about it... Like I don't understand how you're supposed to fuck after assaulting your senses with a vagina.

>>25529414
>>25529414
i can post a picture of my hairy dick if that would convince you
Good job ignoring the rest of the post you self-centered loser

>>25529528
Post dick with timestamp beta.

>>25529445
>Do men actually get hard from eating a girl out?
Some do. some just like it. If a girl would get angry at you if you dont get hard from eating her out then she's an idiot
>The smell, the taste, everything about it... Like I don't understand how you're supposed to fuck after assaulting your senses with a vagina.
Do you honestly think girls enjoy sucking on your unwashed stubble-covered dry-ass circumcised dick? Relationships are about sacrifice and give and take.

>>25529672
I don't make her give me blowjobs either anon. I don't even pressure her about it. Frankly, I don't care for blowjobs unless the girl is a fucking pornstar and can give a blowjob like Aphrodite. I like sex and the sex we have is good so I don't think about it. But she's told me before she likes being eaten out.

>>25517752
Some argue that it is beta, I feel that it is fine as long as she returns the favor.