Write a letter to Chad explaining to him why he should let you

I am gay homophobe

Because I have a Glock 19 aimed at his mother's head.

>>25517546
when /r9k/ autists try to act tough the effect is always cringeworthy

aim this glock at your head and pull the trigger fucking nigger

>>25517622
Why are you so toasty? Do you live in Roseburg or Isla Vista or something?

>>25517622
It's a joke you stupid fuck

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>>25517508
>not going ahead and cucking him anyways

queefs are mother natures cleansers

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>>25517508
Dear Chad,

Pls spread your ass cheeks for me. I have a throbbing boner and would love to release my tension on you twink physique wearing nothing but your favorite MLB hat

Sincerely

Anon-kun

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>>25517689
It takes 7 years for all of the cells in a woman's body to be replaced

enjoy your cummy queefs

Dear Chad,
I couldn't help noticing that you have your right ear pierced. I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, but that means you're a faggot, so you won't mind if I take care of the women from now on. Enjoy playing with dicks.
Sincerely,
Anon

>>25517508
Hey chad, it's been a while. You're a good person right? Do you pay taxes? Yes, of course you do, that's normal. You make a lot of money and then a little of it goes towards someone else's life.

Pay the pussy tax, chad. Be an upstanding american.

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>>25517783
>Do you pay taxes? Yes, of course you do, that's normal.

ONLY ACCORDING TO FUCKING COMMUNIST LIBERALS

>>25517808
Commie liberals are the norm nowadays