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about to go get my hair cut. any advice robots?
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about to go get my hair cut. any advice robots?
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See how long you can jerk off under that blanket thing they use. I do it every time I go to sports clips. When they get mad I claim it's all in good sport.
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>>25516403
>sports clips

GET OUT NORMALSHIT
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Holy shit are you nervous over a hair cut?
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>>25516403
Keep your eyes on the tits don't reply to any smalltalk.
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>>25516403
Short and clean or you're a degenerate.
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>>25516465
Where do you think you are, normie faggot. I go to the hair saloon my mo has gone to for years and always get my hair cut my the same 50+ lady, yet it still makes me anxious because of physical contact and awkward smalltak.
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>>25516403
read something to avoid conversation
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>>25516403
Get the fuck back on reddit, Fag.
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>>25516403
Ask for a 1-3 or 1-4 fade on the sides and back, and a scissor cut on top. This is the best way to enhance how you look short of an undercut, which most of you faggots are scared to get (even though it's literally the most aesthetically pleasing and alpha hairstyle). Also, styling is a MUST. Girls don't care whether you have perfect hair, as long as they can see you've put effort into it. So at least comb it away from your face, if not part it at the very least. No need to look like a 12 year old mlg-fag.
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>not cutting it yourself
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>get my haircut yesterday
>think the girl cutting my hair is a kinda qt
>notice she has a picture taped to the mirror of her and her boyfriend
>instantly call her a whore in my head
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Don't worry OP all you have to do is FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT GO YOULL HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT YOULL SPERG OVER TELLING THEM WHAT YOU WANT AND THEYLL BE SILENTLY JUDGING YOU THE WHOLE TIME OH GOD DONT FUCKING DO IT and you'll be fine.
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Do people really small talk at barber?
Every time I go, I just say what kind of cut I want, she cuts my hair for 15 minutes, I pay and leave
Only time I hear small talk is between middle aged women.
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>>25517373
This, but he's a bald male.
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>>25516403
>2016
>getting hair cuts
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>>25516502
Yeehaw! I'll meet you at the Hair Saloon in Dodge City, cowpoke! Doncha be late, now, ya hear? Them dirty red Injuns' ll have yer hide if they catch wind of a little pasty city slicker like you out an' about those hours of the night! Hand me my flask, partner. I've got some ridin' to do.
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>>25516403
Can't go wrong with a bowl cut. Its robot approved :)
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Don't go, that's my advice
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>>25516403
JUST

>oginat comet
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>>25517141
People can instantly tell the difference between a home cut and a hairdresser one. You just look even more autistic then you already do.
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>>25518102
Not if you have a long hair...
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>>25518147
The difference isn't nearly as large, but still noticeable.
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Don't go to a hairdresser. Go to a barber

1) Costs less
2) Never really asks personal questions apart from how you want your hair.
3) Completely concentrates on the work at hand.
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>>25518253
the only barber near me is a woman and all the google reviews say she talks a lot
probably going to go there anyway
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>>25518253
Barbers are the comfiest shit ever. The one i go to is just a dad and his 2 sons and you just have some pleasant small talk while they do it.

Last time I went we talked shit on hipsters and dykes that get undercuts for like 20 minutes.
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>>25518328
alright I'm back now. She talked to another customer instead of me so I avoided the small talk shit. But my hair looks awful now.
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>>25519769
Post pic

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>>25519806
no

original comment
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>>25519826
Just crop everything below your forehead out senpai.
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>>25519851
nah. It's not meme-worthy or anything just way too short.
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>>25519877
No fun

unoriginal comment.
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just tell her you want your hair "dressed". she'll know what you mean.
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