>tfw been 6 months since I last had sex I think I'm

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his name is wheels

18 months for me.

Its bad but im not losing it. Ive been far overworked and have more spending money for booze andtendies nowadays, plus the last sc2 expo came out a month ago so all is well.

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>tfw 20 years

>>25515603
Iktfb
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It's been 2 hours for me :)

>>25515345
i feel your pain.

this holiday season i went for 3 weeks without sex and I felt like i was going insane.
i got laid yesterday, now i feel fine

>>25515603
And you're 25 years old!!

>>25515345
>tfw 24 years since last I have been in bagina

>>25515603
>tfw 29 years

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I just realized tomorrow it's gonna be a full year since I've last had sex.

Well... fuck

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THE IDEA THAT ONE DAY YOU'LL GET SOME PUSSY FILLS U WITH DETERMINATION.

>Been 2 days since I last had sex
Just fuck my life up pham

Absolutely disgusting. Fucking Normies ruining this board.

I'm at like 2 years. Thank Christ I got a handjob from some fat slut over the summer

>>25515345
Dude. I ran out of girls on pof to try talk to where I live and lack the social networking to find any elsewhere. Fucked it up with two girls I was texting (though one stood me up so fuck her) and got my time wasted by one other girl.

I actually want to die right now. Like a lot.

>Haven't had sex since December 11th
Miss my girlfriend more than sex, one more week

>>25515719
More like
>Determination.

>>25515803
Fuck man. This makes me really sad. /r9k/ is now a board where normies complain about getting pussy.

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>haven't had sex since new years eve
Going into 2016 without pussy is hell, lads

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Consider yourselves lucky to even get pussy, I can barely get a hug

>>25517274
Fuck off normie. Women under 60 won't even talk to me.

>>25517367
Its a real mystery why

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Do robots even exist anymore? Have they moved on? Because this board is filled with teenage normies who literally "get bitches" and have sex literally everyday. Why are you even here? Why?

>>25518125

The robots here just grew out of their awkwardness and faggotry. That's why there seems to be a huge shift here but there really isn't. People just grew up.

I know that feel, dude

It's been almost 7 for me; at first I was bent out of shape about it, my ex fucked three dudes over the summer and I only made out with some chubby girl who didn't know how to kiss. The next couple of months after that were filled with emptiness and the lack of desire/motivation to do anything at all because of the lack of sex. Now I've gotten to the point where women do absolutely nothing for me. I'm defeated, I won't look a woman's way because I know I'm unworthy of them, and their personalities nullify their attractiveness.

I kinda still want to have sex, but at this point I couldn't give a shit about anything.

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>>25518193
I guess it's finally time for me to do the same

six years here. I've had two blowjobs since then though (different grils)

>haven't had sex for 14 hours

may as well kill myself

>tfw 2.5 years
Most I've done since is touch a bare boob once. JUST KMN

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>>25515345
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>>25515603
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>>25515687
>>25515699
>>25515716
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>>25518338
GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE CUNTS
THIS BOARD IS FOR ROBOTS AND YOU AREN'T ROBOTS
GET OUT RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING NORMAL SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>25515345
two weeks although I got head a few days ago. I don't masturbate (because I'm not a cuck) so I'm going to die soon

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>>25518300
Its a better life anon, trust me, you will love it

>>25515719
>one day
you mean never

>>25515345

That's nothing. It's been four years for me.

>>25518193
surely you're right, surely it has nothing to do with the surge in posts and the shift of posters when the media brought attention to the board after all the shootings, surely.
SURELY YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE AND YOU DON'T NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW BACK TO FACEBOOK AND NEVER COME BACK

>>25515345

NORRRMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>You aren't allowed here and if you stay
>We'll call you normie every day

>tfw it's been about 4 months

All this lifting has made me horny as fuck. I'm 32 and I still wake up with massive morning wood every morning. I hope I'll be big enough to cut this spring and actually be in good enough shape to get the girls I want to smash.

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>>25518501
I am almost at 4 years myself

>>25518549
You do know what morning wood is right? It's necessary so you won't piss yourself in your sleep.
Don't drink before sleep and go empty your bladder if you don't want it.

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>>25518391
lmao look at this bitter virgin, fellow robots

>>25518589
You do know that having morning wood is a sign of healthy test right?

I have high test brehs and I need to fug.

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>>25518685
No, you're just stupid.
blix

>>25515603
same here bud hold on there

Why haven't you gotten some hot sex, guys?

>last had sex November 12th, 2013, when me and my gf broke up
>she got a bf within a month, I've had no female attention since
>doesn't look like that's going to change any time soon

I don't think I'm a normie, I just got lucky that a girl was into me enough to want to put all the effort into initiating. I still have no idea how to get gf or sex, despite having had gf.
>tfw she tried to get back with her ex a month and a half after we got together
>tfw confirmation that I must an awful person

>>25519699
>tfw confirmation that I must an awful person
no man, you probably just didn't beat her up enough so she decided to leave. women hate nice guys

>>25519699
this really puts it into perspective for me

i may never have sex again

we should just kill ourselves

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NOOORRRMIIEEESSSS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>25519914
I can't see how I would go from where I am now, to having sex. The opportunities to meet girls are barely there in the first place, and I know I won't act in the right way in those few chances.
I have literally no idea what to say or how to act, and feel like I need someone guiding me in some way, or at least showing me that what I'm doing/saying is normal, acceptable stuff. I'm basically not independent at all, even though I've moved out of my parents' house.
Little scared that it will be this way forever. I don't want to get to 23 (this July) without having sex again, but I probably thought that about 22. Don't want to be the only single one at NYE again, or have to watch other people my age start to get engaged and move in together.

2 days for me, last fuck was Sunday. I hooked up with my married lesbian friend and had her fall in love with me after I gave a strong dosage of vitamin d. after I smashed I went over to my other fuck buddies house and fucked her anal style until I came on her ass

>>25520270
iktf anon it's amazing how your story and mine are almost the same. I havent had a gf since august 2013 and i have failed any attempt to get a new one since then.. i just dont seem to get lucky anymore and i dont have someone to go for advice

The now last year I fucked two times with escorts I couldnt ressist the fact that my ex is probably getting laid anytime she wants and Im a lonely fuck

We can help eachother out if you want anon, we dont have anyone else

>>25520801
>We can help eachother out if you want anon, we dont have anyone else
I-I think I'm alright, unless you're a qt grill.

Where do you live?

jesus christ r9k what happened to you?

>>25520944
>goes into a normie thread
>wonders why everyone in it is a normie

>tfw you're ultra horny in the morning and you can't do shit about it. I haven't had sex for more than 6 motnhs and i'm getting even more horny with each passing day.
Only 3 more fucking weeks until i get paid and im going to bang some hooker into oblivion.