Master, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
But what happened, and who is the master?
I don't think there's anything to be sorry for.
Hey frenchboy, he asked you to read what he talked about with you the other night or something. Maybe check your email. You should consider having a long talk with him, he's really broken up over things.
Just which fucking part of /r9k/ am I missing now.
The dark side of faggotry and fetishism, my friend... Run while you can, the frenchie will try and corrupt you with his silver tongue!
no bully just check the archives you know where it is
are you volunteering to be the degenerate?
Who in the depths of oblivion is frenchie even and why would they try to corrupt such an innocent person like me.
Nah, I don't feel like it, there's nothing for me to identify with. Taht's propably why I can't find myself anywhere around.
>no bully just check the archives you know where it is
But you have such a tiny member, I want everyone in this thread to see how cute it is!
What does a degenerate do in a degenerate thread?
Besides, what are the requirements for being a degenerate?
How do I know if I am one or not?
What do I do after I know the anwser?
I'm not Miles. I'm an idiot but I'm no bedwetter.
There are many things to be sorry about, everything, in fact.
Hi Noun. Oh right, I should check my e-mails.
Just run as fast as you can. My sensors indicate that your purity levels are too high for the atmosphere of this thread.
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No there is nothing to be sorry for.
Too nice and kind.
Also the temptation is stronger
>tfw both are directed at me
just link the archives then, i-it wasn't actually mine
Some day I will flay the tips of your fingers and make you type out a long winded paragraph about how much of a fuck up that needs to be choked to death you are. It will all be done lovingly, of course!
Sure it wasn't.
Thank You kindly, however I'm not sure.
Most likely just a lean hetero.
The hell I know if never fell in love before.
Also I'm out of military picutres now.
Will post knights instead.
Then again, why would You ask if I may?
And how do I know you're not just doing this for attention ?
I'm busy for the next hour or so I'll unblock you when I get home but I am still mad at you
As long as we listen to Type O Negative - October Rust in the background.
>mfw you most likely posted it yourself
Urm, here, let me help You.
Hope I can make You feel a little better.
Mind telling me what is on Your mind?
Or perhaps what troubles the heart.
Is this an actual thing?
Can't find the knights.
I'm not denying it but I was in heat and desperate for attention
I would have so much fun with you, forcing you to do all these crazy things such as
be a decoy for me and snatch up some gold in a deep space salvage sight as my wingman in Elite Dangerous.
Me, well, cold and lonely.
To the point I actually focus on amind-companion.
Besides I'm kinda lost and melanchilic, but just as usual.
Then again, I'm at least happy that someone nice is happy, at least kind of, I hope.
>absorbing the sights
I'm both flattered and disturbed, but it sounds accurate.
Nononono that was not what I mean I'm so sorry.
I'm just disturbed by myself
>absorbing and processing
the thread. I do not doub't You're nice.
Again my genuine apologies.
that's mean bait
I'll get you what you want later if you marry me
I didn't choose this life senpai
no I'm 5'8-5'9
w-what do you mean
Uh, do You have my real name in mind or the one I would go around with if not concerned about tripfagging?
Are you into castration?
>is a sissy
Oh I am laffin. Who wants a tall sub?
>some 5'9 cute boy tried meeting up with me
>turned him down the second I found out he was over 5'6
Your butt looks used up.Let your boy roastie heal.
>allowed to have standards
no you're fucking huge, anyone is small compared to you
yes, I want it locked up and only allowed to receive pleasure from mouth and butt
I used to rp with a mentally Ill trap back when I was going to a sex chat acting as one as well.
Oh wait okay I do. Haha
My apologies for the retardation.
I'm surprised not to have known this word..
Wait, now I lost it again. I am so sorry.
Just ugh, Mateusz/Matthew, Vemn?
Fuck I'm an idiot, I read castration= chastity, it's still a yes
why are you still looking at it
>thinking any tall dom wants a tall sub
Look into knee surgery. It can make you 3 inches taller or 3 inches shorter. You need to get your priorities straight if you want to be a top-tier sub.
I just have really low standards when it comes to subs.
No I mean I'm going to clip you, I will show your father/brothers that I turned their little boy into my little girl
>Tfw masterrace euro cock
americans be jelly
Because I think it's funny how you said you didn't give out freebies but low and behold, you did! Isn't it funny how when a "male" (I hate saying male when talking about you considering you don't deserve to even be classified as one), gets horny and does the unexpected?
how do you feel about really tight ropes
I'm lazy, what's average cost?
I'm 100 percent pure of substances senpai
are you saying I don't have standards and whore myself out
Around your neck, definitely.
I would hope not.
No, you dummy. I was just replying to it.
for that mistake you owe me one cock pushup
>1 cock pushup
That's childsplay. I'll make it 10 just to show off.
I'm so sorry for the delay but got "kicked out" of the house mid writing. I mostly take interest in artistic activities,drawing in particular, also begun to sing a lot, I can sing whole four verses of soviet Katyusha. I also am passionate about philosophy and the occult. Aaargh my hand is freezing, hurts pretty bad.
How sweet, but I know you're fully capable you don't have to try and impress me.
would you like that
I won't if you claim ownership
Nah, I think I'll find a more fitting person.
what the fuck is that
that's too bad, I really did wanna fulfill your request and was prepared to before it 404'd
I don't think he's coming back, probably took a nap.
I have returned, gomene.
I just had to walk the dogs for the time when parents were introducing the house to potential clients.
But then again, please do not skip my question. I would really like to know about You more instead. Writing about myself makes me feel selfish.. Besides I'd love to be sure You're alright, and if not, to cheer up if I can, or give some attenation, whatever one desires. I hope You understand.
just ask him out already!
You don't wanna know, besides he's back.
No, tell us please.
Who is this frenchie?
i said a little about my self in this post actually>>25516380
but i do want to know that's why im asking dummy. werent there 2 that used to lewd post with each other is it one of those
He is a French guy who likes tiny dicks.
He used to post a lot.
Yeah, read above. Also has blood/guro fetish which is
fine by me
It's not like that!
Frenchie is an ephemeral human who needs to be taken care of.
It totally is. Just ask already before you get cukked by chadzilla or something.
Yeah, that's the one. Like the guy said above someone should take care of him already.
He's cancerous, but hurting him only turns him on more.
I knew it! You madman!
I gotta say you made it quite obvious.
I can get moefag out of the picture if you want, wouldn't be the most savage thing I've done
Man I gotta stop popping xanax before I post.
I'm a professional, damn it.
Oh no no, I can't play instruments at all.
But I've been told to have a lovely voice now and then. by vocal range is decent too, either kinda deep and raspy, or a sweet hearted one of a higher tone.
By taken care of I hope You mean tenderly and kindly ..right? He's not a bad person I hope.
I used to have a soft spot for dragons, I still kinda do. But instead it turned into some weird fetish for head decorations. Both in drawing and life. Horns, antlers
, wreaths and alike just melt my heart.
And so I mostly draw various characters with their particular "head decorations". I should find a name for that.. Besides post apocalyptic stuff cranks me up, same with dark medieval themes, especially knights. Damsels in non skimpy armor look pretty darn good too. I have a soft spot for chivalry too.
And what do You like to draw? Oh and what themes heat You up huh?
Actaully this reminded me of this one time I was jumping and dancing over rain puddles while singing, again, soviet songs. The streets were empty so I was not as embarassed. But then out of the blue some lady caught me, saying that I move elegantly like a deer, and that my voice is charming.
I was all red on my face, thanked her and quietly hopped back onto my way home over the puddles. Come to think of it I went through some tough shit.
i used to draw/pain apocalypse stuff sometimes but not really now. i like to make kooky characters sometimes anthropomorphic animals though im not a furry and my style isnt like that. i draw lots of stuff what ever seems interesting. under the sea themes mutants creepy stuff
Yeah dude, moe is a little bitch you're right.
He wanted me to put him in a chastity and fuck Frenchman while he watches in the corner. That doesn't sound very dominant to me lol.
Jesus Christ he's such a sissy.
Aah, guess I can quite relate to that. Good choices and taste I'd say.
Lovecraftian ones are pretty damn neat too.
I drew a nice Cthulhu' like being once.
Why does the only thread on /r9k/ with cute anime girls have to be literally gay?
Don't worry, I came here for cute stuff too and I highly doubt myself being gay.
post cute girls my friend
What a little cuck.
That's just how it has always been.
Gay erp goes a little beyond regular circlejerking. To each his own I guess, at least they post cute pictures.
Everything about this post is just wrong.
In the meaning of inproper, that is.
Dunno about the rest.
You want to polish the head of my 8.5" uncut dick, don't kid yourself.
Is this the damage controlled samefagging, moecuk?
I'll bring up the archive if I have to, he started getting insecure as heck too. He's a cockthirsty little bitch.
that's an age old mystery my friend. what came first the anime or it's fans the fags.
its actually more like you're enjoying a gay interest as a straight guy so i can see you view on it is confusing for you
I am frenchies master not the other way around you idiot !
I am not a little bitch..
I'm not being a whore, I really am curious, where do you store such a big dick? it seems too big to fall straight down between your legs in underwear so does it hang to the side? Is it ever inconvenient?
Are you sure you don't want to be the cute clingy boy? There are thousands of them here dude, shouldn't be that hard to find.
Do you want me to get the archives, or are you going to apologise to noun and I like a good girl?
Yeah sometimes, even when I wear jeans the bulge is pretty visible.
I want to make one my loyal boyslut the sissies here are all used up and undesirable.
>tfw wonder If I'd apply
no doubt about being clingy
but what is the general idea of being a cute boy?
No I'm not, I drank some warm milk though, neither were I aware of being smug. Is being smug a good thing?
you probably aernt good enough i suppose
see i tend to disagree sure its a picture of a girl but the whole approach is very gay. gay's can sense this it's why they are drawn to it. i've never met a serious anime fan who wasnt at least a bit gay. nothing wrong with it either it's just a gay activity/interest
At least they posted a nice picture, made me save. It's just kinda sad that the character is sobbing.. but guess there's no hapiness without sadness
>I am not a little bitch..
How's your arm feeling?
I've never met a gay anime fan.
They're all straight from my experience.
does it hurt trying to stuff it in pants? what kind of underwear do you have to wear? I apologize if this is annoying but I'm not even half of that so it's such an alien concept
this thread is extremely gay
keep going my penis is enjoying this
I envy the people in these threads. I wish I had online friends and dated people online, it would be at least a little bit more diverse than my current life. Everything's just too much effort, though, and I'm only getting older.
do you like dark souls? i like those knight helmets. smug can be ok sometimes. idk most anime girls looks smug to me
im a tad confused by your behavior friend you say you're straight yes? just open to the idea of guys?
Who's a good little cuk? You are~ yes you are~
Boy do I know this feel.
>anything over 5'6
Not really, it's a nice feeling having it grinding and rubbing in your pants all day
erections are annoying though
I bet it is, how big is yours like 5-6 inches? God I would kill myself.
>under 6ft (5'11 most likely)
>thinks he's "feminine"
LaughingMAO right now. You think anyone wants a tall sub? Consider getting knee surgery to make you shorter which is only about 3 inches. Who wants a tall sub? Any sub over 5'5 is laughable.
I agree with this wise poster, I'm tall but I still want someone petite and light to throw around. Why settle for 5'6 < sissies?
nah I'm only
3 inches, there's a link somewhere in here I think
how much is knee surgery? You seem to be knowledgeable on it
I've seen it.
holy shit I'm nearly 3 times your size
now that's better, thank you kindly
Oh I do am fond of dark souls. Can't wait for the third one, considering first had a great plot but shit gameplay, second a sweet gameplay but poor to no plot, and the third is going to have all and more bwahahaha.
As for the confusion, I'm really sorry, but I think You're getting the right idea. I am most likely as said just a lean hetero. And the hopeless romantic part of me is just screaming for kindness, warmth and closure. I'm too adored in feminine beauty to crave for guys. But on the other part I can never know if my feelings do not spark for one. Especially considering the major factor in my feelings towards other people are their very hearts so yeah. It's just much less likely for me to fall for a guy, and I'd surely feel awkward, at least for the time being..
nah I'm repressing my slut urges, I think it makes me a less-likeable person and I feel like there's more to talk about then how much I want dick
You are cute, know, be aware of, and cherish this please.
Also who is Noun?
You're wrong, for You are my charming little problem. Pfffwahaha.. I'm nuts, sorry anon-kun.
Sounds about lovely, and who knows what shall bloom, aye? I sure am fond of You. Only hope to be of fondness back, if that makes any sense fufu
Im not a problem dont make my punch you in the tummy with my lips
Thank you, not sure how but I'll keep that in mind! He's another avafag here
I don't know, I just let it grow out and it's like this. I don't do anything special.
I've thought about it, I guess I still am.
I dare You to, also that image is not nice anymore.
For some reason I get mad at non-quality images that are not scribbles.
Gomen, but still, I dare You.
>being lewd without pure love
>also gay hipster
burn in depths of the abyss
I do, lots. I have whole gigabytes of images (half or more lewds) including that one, It's just a pain in the ass to find them.. it's all in my "Art" folder.. haaa. I'll post if I find anything.
You know nothing of being underage comrade.
I see, but please, maybe consider what others said and try to find some other significant other. The true one, I'm more then sure how much their heart longs for Yours to share warmth and closure.
>tfw you're a whiter version of me
>tfw black hair, brown eyes
>tfw will never look like you
consider yourself lucky
yeah you should, it's not hard to achieve similar things minus the tits with effort
Keep identifying as a male. Take the HRT to make yourself just more feminine.
Don't fuck with that tranny shit. Take dick, give dick, live a kinky bisexual life. Or at least desire one.
hmh, actually the artist not only has many artwork but also their style is pretty damn good.
Gonna download all the good stuff.
Try for Yourself:
oh ok, sorry, just nevermind, I think, I don't know.. just don't be sad, please
Yes I do, more then you can ever imagine.
Are you the one who posted that webm on /cuteboys/?
yeah after he left because people kept telling him to die in a fire and kill himself
if you need anymore proof that the attention whores in these threads are ugly, it's how hostile and jealous they act whenever an actual cute boy shows up
It was nothing lewd. He just made a really cute face. He's pretty timid so if it is him, I don't think he'll be coming back.
I'm curious how many are mine, I'd guess around at a third
that's not why I told him to fuck off, I just hate trannies. There's also hundreds of places to do that shit, let avatarfags have their fun where it's usually contained to one place at a time
what the fuck do I have to be jealous of? I have a feminine face, I'm underweight, I have a tiny dick and an ass that will do the job. The only thing I'd want is his blonde hair but not enough to be jealous
>oh ok, sorry, just nevermind, I think, I don't know.. just don't be sad, please
>tell somebody who literally one post said they have thoughts of suicide to die in a fire
are you surprised he got sad and left after trying to join in on the fun and instead just getting attacked?
Tranny here, just wanted to say that I lurk these threads and pleasure myself to all of you.
Did you ever get into contact with him, moe?
maybe later, for now you can have this because I'm already bringing whatever sort of reputation I had to the ground
Wtf is wrong with your tits, woman. Trannies are such weirdos.
The awnser would be no, I think..
>censoring something that was already posted in the thread
He said he'd check his emails up here >>25515310
That was a good movie desu. Too bad the MC got kuk'd...
Eleet Dangers when?
>implying I was censoring my own butt and not just making art
I'll check if I buy Horizons if the multiplayer will work with original
Buy Horizons for me too. Maybe whore yourself out to get us both a copy. Isn't that what you normally do?
no I can count how many times I've been slut scum on one hand, I'm more just a piece of shit and get off about it
Looks pretty average to me. Do some squats, maybe you can get a bigger butt like moi.
it is completely average, I never claimed anything more. my resolution is making it bigger
>still all those negative reviews
yeah I'm sorry I'll never buy this, please forgive me for leading you on in such a way
if you're calling mine cuter I can guarantee it's shit compared to that
Shut up you dried up old whore.
>Thinks he's cute
Lul, I wouldn't even bleed you you're such a fag.
i'm not dried up, I have posted exactly two pictures. Just because you changed your mind doesn't mean that makes me shitty, find better reasons out of all my filth
Then just be a slut for the both of us because I have too much pride to be one.
I wish you nothing but the worst!
Never expect or assume things of me.
Can someone please answer me why subs over 5'4 think they can truly have a chance with someone as tall, toned and thick of the dick like me?
>he's just a guy
Yeah no shit. Have I ever paraded myself around to be anything different?
I can, my fellow superior huge dicked brother.
They must be broken, these sluts are getting a bit too mouthy, vapid, and entitled. A slut is a slut, no exceptions, but a true sub is cute and small.
Ignore him, he obviously just wants to get rid of competition so he can have you to himself