>pretend to be confident
>ask her to fuck
>kiss her anyway because muh confidence
>she punches me in eye
>have black eye
>she makes like a tree and leaf
>cops knock on door
>I'm already dead
Let's be realistic guys. I don't have any better options, and neither do any of you lot. We'd all fuck her. (if we had to make no initial moves)
I'd also probably cum in three pumps like usual
Id assume my Mum had sold my room to some chick and that id been kicked out
Call the police, have her arrested for trespassing.
I don't usually, only with this particular girl. Some anon posted her from a FB thread.
I spent three hours last night trying to track her facebook down
I of course would. A few problems though for me.
1) she could be a slimmer, still good looking however
2) I saw someone say she is 6'0 tall
I'm a manlet. I would basically be able to suck her titties while we fucked. She also most likely weighs more than I do. I don't have a giantess fetish even if I would fuck a girl bigger than me. It's just an unfortunate state of my being.
I would ask if she wanted to cuddle and let me bury my face between her boobs and cry, because I'm lonely.
She'd have to lose a lot of weight if she wanted to been seen in public with me, though.